Spongebob singing Du Hast

[TheEpicness312]

FUCK YA



[matthewjameswidener]

du hast means you hate me just look up the English version

[rhblakeman]

Middle school you did this? Cripe I know professional video editors that can't do work this good.

[1gejsza]

gitne hahhaha



[i94Rules]

LOL planktin is boss 

[GUNDULFI13]

1:59 did anyone else notice that patrick sweat ?? :D

[V3RXz]

@GUNDULFI13 i think its just a shadow

[RisePatriot]

I am a Humble Servant of God... Rammstein. They COMMANDED ME to Create Special Interpretive Videos of their Great Music for the American audience. Please see / share DU HAST and SONNE on RisePatriot. my Fear is that not enough GothGirls are being Ramm-stained and this is attempt to bridge the Gap. My Rammstein/ LSD church 3w, com (JesusOSunrise) is Looking for a Suitable Nun to Assist in the Work of the Church.

[kopp4]

S.O.P.A will remove this video :(

[ihatecolereynolds]

THIS is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[lbagreed]

DAMNLOL FTW!!

[Lifeless9619]

13 of these videos and im still fairly certain 9gag is a sex toy.....

[FreeStyle2302]

xD

[jerrywells1]

cool

[W3stCast]

00:09 - 00:14 EPIC!!!!

[TradingTutor]

ANTI-9GAG STRIKES!

[tootiefox420]

i love how plankton is the only serious one lol

[mstuk5]

funny as hell

[mstuk5]

wtf is 9gag?

[TradingTutor]

@mstuk5 9gaggers are people who like to gag with 9 dicks

[MarceloVillarrealR]

all the 9gagers SUCK MY DICK!!!

[blackpredator11]

@MarceloVillarrealR well then fuck you sir!

[EseChinoBling]

AWSOME!!!!

[toadfaceass]

9GAG ARMY INCOMINGLOLOLOLO- no 9gag has no 'army' you're all just newfags

respect your elders bitches

[2259masterchief]

Brace yourselve, the 9gaggers are coming

[aleksandar94mkd]

ME GUSTA!

[Linsi95]

Let a german handle this:D

It means:

You

You have

You have me

You have asked me

Do you wanna be with her until dead seperates you?

No!...

haha btw. 9gag FTW

[TradingTutor]

@Linsi95 that's not even funny, 9gag sucks. It used to be good, now its just stupid.

[SLICKjungleJAN45]

@Linsi95 yes..... this guy knows the lyrics!

[Joelskee101]

fuck 9gag



[angelinakrumenaker]

@Joelskee101 Fuck u dude! 9gag Rules!!!!

[pugnewt]

0:13

[pugnewt]

funny



[Bart1893]

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet, treu ihr sein in alle Tage? - NYAN! ;)

[toadfaceass]

funnyjunk will prevail, 9fags

[alvinissimo7]

well i didnt see any top comments from funnyjunk user

[runnergunner42]

It was on reddit so of course the 9gag army is incoming -_-

[KilleX98]

I just hacked this song, it has now 999999999999999999999999999999­99999 likes and 0 unlikes, you can do it too, if you are using googlechrome, you do left click on te like number, the appears a window, after that on the blue bar you do left click again and click on "edit text" u change the number and it works!

[TheAvestor]

9gag <3

[FuntasieWorld]

Alles voller 9gagger hier! Was ist da los??!! xD

[aatteennttoo]

9gaggers gonna 9gag

[ZakobYoa]

@Erzfriedel stell dir vor, du bist nichts besonderes weil du Deutscher bist

[Erzfriedel]

@ZakobYoa doch

[FuntasieWorld]

@Erzfriedel @ZakobYoa Versteht doch eh jeder was die da singen ;D

[Erzfriedel]

@FuntasieWorld ich fühlte mich so besonders. ):

[AwesomeJanis]

I occupy this land in the name of 9gag

[TheBaSS35]

DU HAST 9GAG!

[alexmkul]

holy crap. it's not funny at all.

[shamisaschroeder]

9gagging all day - all night

[LEXIDEMAN4EVA]

9gag :'D

[gentdude]

come forth my fellow 9gagers!!

[DIzzyOOOOO]

9gag!

[SalcerOtv]

@KaKaGaNu Du hast mich = You Caught me

I think it's :|

[Nessiable]

@SalcerOtv yes, it's true. :) 9gag!!!

[MrDaftice]

@SalcerOtv Nein!

You You have You have me You have me You have asked me You have asked me

You have asked me and I have said nothing

Do you want until death do you part, Be true to her for all days?

No!

[KaKaGaNu]

what 'du hast' means?

[mizo155]

@KaKaGaNu means "you have"

and "du hast mich" means "you have me"

so it goes like "you...you have...you have me"

[GammahooX]

@mizo155 Actually you can't really translate the lyrics like that, because "du hasst mich" (notice the two s) means "you hate me". It's unclear what is actually mean't (and that's probably on purpose). :P This just doesn't work in English (and it doesn't work when you write it down either).

[mizo155]

@GammahooX now when I think about it...you are 100% correct :) thanks for the heads up ;)

[LaRandomessaGurl]

9gag brough me here.

I mean, there would've been no other way I would've thought of searching for this xD

[YoshiPlatinum]

I remember hearing this somewhere. And I finally get that rage comic.

[schmidtcasey1]

Thumbs up if 9gag brought you here...

[ScheichAbba]

Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt.

You asked me, and I did not say anything.

Rammstein ftw

[SteelM97]

9gag 

[fartingcow5]

@SteelM97 9chan

[ImaBeast6967]

this is the shit

[Cammydgaf]

Epic.

[SAEJrdog]

this is dope ahah

[Rypoman]

i love this video :D

[silverxcythe]

nice one man...!!!;)

"you have me"...Ü

[0xmasder0]

das lied ist cool ich bin sogesagt ein rammstein fan und meine mama sagt ich darf das nicht hören voll blöd aber ich befolge es nicht.Kenne rammstein vonn mein papa und meine mama mag meinen papa nicht so gerne

[brotherhoodz97]

thumbs up if in the keyboard at 2:07 you could not do that if you tried and craped your self listening

[KittenLovens420]

They did it wo freaking awesome every word matches XD I love it and I love spongebob even more now........... Du Hast Mich fyi mean U hate me dumb ass

[SLICKjungleJAN45]

@KittenLovens420 nein, es meint das nicht. ob mann die worten wissen, mann werden das verstehen.

[TheMadMaidenXD]

I loved it long before I knew what it meant. Native German speakers will tell you that the song mocks German wedding vows, and that is sort of meant to be a play on words between hate and have.  The thing of it is that the song is AWESOME and this video WINS THE INTERNET. If you're still making AMV's, you should remake it!!

[harvester311]

Du Haste Meche is You Hate Me

[SLICKjungleJAN45]

@harvester311

no idiot

lern dein deutsch!

"du hast mich" meint "you have me"

[magnuslapis]

@SLICKjungleJAN45

..so einfach kann man das nicht ins englische übersetzen, denn es kann ja hasst oder hast heißen...was beides in dem Lied möglich ist....siehe einen comment weiter unten...

[SLICKjungleJAN45]

@magnuslapis ja, ich weiss. Ich kann deutsch sprechen und kenne das leid. Das leid heisst "Du hast mich".

[surrenderciel]

@harvester311 "du hast mich" is a pun because it means "you have me" and "you hate me".

[demonlyre1]

@surrenderciel it is considered a pun i guess for the song but it is simply because hasst and hast. one with an s and the other with heissen (the double (s)

[surrenderciel]

@demonlyre1 i know, i'm german :)

[sammycooke52]

Patrick's expression is better!

[squidwardscyndaquil]

In rockband, I know someone who can play, the part at 2:03 on lead, on expert without missing a note

[clms340328]

Du Hast means, "You must"

[Timmehbob]

@clms340328 In this context, it means "You must", "You have", and "You hate".

[JDJULI]

Meine Gedanken sind mysteriös und komplex

[xxMarinesoulxx]

Nein nein nein!

[NEOpantos]

LIKE THIS, IF THIS IS THE ONLY TIME YOU WATCHED SPONGEBOB!

[MrPOOP451]

@NEOpantos whoever thumbed this up is a liar

[79BBYDOLL]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO!! TOO COOL!!!

[trip1295]

This should be a song put into Call of Duty Zombies.

[trip1295]

Darn the song dubs. The lip syncing is off. xD

[Ancher098]

LOL Awesome Video !!!

[cappilots]

Mage653, It is sort of about german wedding vows....

[Mage653]

what does this song mean just asking?



[Horusguard]

@Mage653 Well... du hast is a sort of you did, similar expression as "du Hasst" which would mean you hate.

And then its the wedding question, answered with NO in this song.

[SuperMadpom]

You you have * you have me you have asked me you have asked me and I have said nothing

[farosio99011]

que mamon video!!!!!

[TheDrakeoffire]

it means You hate

[79BBYDOLL]

@TheDrakeoffire WOW YOUR SO F'ING SMART DUDE

[TheBiaLP]

xD

[JaNisBeStRemixXx]

Patrick hat schweißflecken :DD

[MrMingebinge]

Damn I thought Squidward was gonna stagedive at 3:02

[STatiiKFaMouS]

press F3 and put 4

[MrLukeimurdad6]

@STatiiKFaMouS *dies from mindrape* :D!

[STatiiKFaMouS]

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[DevilAllLover]

Plankton rocks!

[Cratzya]

Goot! :D

[Rex55551]

Squidward: The fuck is my marching band?

[creepslikeallovus]

a bit of editing and spongebob is badass till lindemann

[rfhaifley]

Warum, wie ich glaube das nicht, wie könnte eine der besten Rockbands in Deutschland werden auf einem Blödmann amerikanische zeigen und sich gerne? Das ist eine Beleidigung

[pgramann]

thats a classic thanks

[MrRaubtierify1998]

Que bien te quedo el vídeo like ¨¨¨

[Dogtag760]

ha!! Well-timed. That totally worked.

[Yourdearestgamer]

288 people are fucking retards if this was real.

[sactownkings09]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEIIII­IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!= no:)

[MrMarioschmidt]

LOL

[kyle743610]

NEIN cat say NEIN!

[dfwsf3fo]

You have me Sponge Bob!!

[sephirothsGuardian]

lol

[ToXXiN1337]

Remmstein and Spingebob FTW!

[courtneybabii1991]

du hast du hast mich means you you have you have me

[00AngelDog00]

@courtneybabii1991 no its YOU HATE!!!!!! Just look at the english version its so easy im tired of people fighting over those 3 words

[Unova39]

@00AngelDog00 dude, hasst is hate, hast is have

[DieAuslaender5]

really good but JUSTIN BIEBER IS GAY!

[XoMsTeR1]

0:12 Patrick was just chillin

[Chesternos]

Ich liebe diesen Song und ich liebe Trommeln Patrick: D

[TheSasukeLindo]

nice!



[nieta1333]

Du hast mich !!!!<3

[Maki023ful]

Nice

[Wakko2000]

LOL don't you just love Plankton's expression when he's playing the keyboard?

[Dmoestar]

@Wakko2000 Sie haben keinen Schwanz

[michaelangel15]

@Wakko2000 Ja ziemlich legit für einen mittleren schooler

[SoulAcid1]

Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab' nein gesagt. = You have asked me and I've said no.

Very simple sentence ;)

Du haßt mich / Du hasst mich = You hate me

[iloveboobs45]

Patrick Sandy and Plankton go HAM in this... great job dude

[Cinthia1414]

me encanto..!!! q buena edicion eee....!!!!

quedo perron..!!

[1R9S8M8]

cracked me up lol

[swedaddy]

I dont care what it means. The song is very good

[no1plumbrr]

LOL gute

[swedaddy]

@no1plumbrr 

[MrNexun]

gut!



[jenniferhovland]

I disliked this video because its stupid that its not available on mobile!

[rwinkle6]

this is like the best synced vid Ive ever seen good job. Deutsch Ehre!

[acedude989]

it awesome

[TheHalomaster360]

Das ist so dumm. Wer hätte verschwenden ihre Zeit damit, SPONGEBOB singe erstaunliche Songs?

[TheHalomaster360]

Das ist ein Ärgernis für mich, da es Spongebob singt.

[iberetard1254]

ok.... du hast is a play on words. hast in german means both have and hate. my uncle is german and translated the song for me. he got confused when he said hast because he didnt know what he was saying. du hast is you have. du hasst is you hate. the end.

[MegaRegenerated]

@iberetard1254 du isnt a play of words.

try searching at google translate

[PacotinhoCheio]

NEIN!!

[00AngelDog00]

NIEN!!......NIEN!!

[Mega4rtur0]

@PacotinhoCheio

TONTO

TARADO

DTJH

ZAHZA

[Mega4rtur0]

@PacotinhoCheio FFGYH

GVUDF

UO`P

BNJIUYTR

FDF

[lintzug]

@PacotinhoCheio DOCH!!!

[nickthebond]

Du hasr means you have. Du hast mich gefragt means you have asked me.

[zeldaxlove64isawsome]

im fucking wit u guys, i know german though

[eujnfnnasdni]

Jaaaaaaa NEIN!!! Nein is my favorite aGerman word ew and my favorite phrase Sieg Heil!!!!!! Muwahahahahahaha

[bridgetmclean1982]

Web definitions

"Du hast" (German, "You have") (The song is a play on words, have and hate, which are very similar in German) is a song by German rock band Rammstein. It was released as the second single from their second album Sehnsucht. ...

[krazygibbon]

omg this is awsome

[brazilnut8898]

I'm 1/32 German-du hast means yellow sea cucumber

[rfharris4]

I don't care what it says, it's a cool song with great gutiar!!!!!

[pokehacker]

actually du hast means you asked. du habt would be you have

[timpexia]

du hast mich means you got me.

[EatMeAlive44]

i dont know but im chewing gum and i just blew a big bubble while watching this x)

[19BARD85]

oh my gosh my face is turning pink from laughing

[vFuZ3vTRiiX]

HAHA COOL

[tony1981ization]

this songs bad ass.. this when they attack poland..lol

[WhatsUpFisch]

<3

[TheShaggymoss]

they do have it in English

[avalaunch1]

Rammstein is who inspired me to learn German. suck a beautiful yet harsh language. fits my character well. Du Hast=You Have. Du Hasst or Du Haßt=You Hate. please people get it right and quit arguing

[avalaunch1]

Du hast mich gefragt und Ich hab nicht gesagt :O

[sambrayanacdc]

muy buen video te quedaron bien la esenas

[xRystar1]

Rammstein would be my favourite band if they sung their lyrics in English.

[cypris2002]

damn good editing guy

[videogames82]

nein = no :)