Tales from the crypt : Bordello of blood - 1/6

[glowworm2]

True story, when I was seven years old, my mother took my older brother and I to see Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I had already seen the movie earlier at summer camp and was confused when I saw different trailers beforehand. Then this movie appeared on the big screen. I told my mother that they put on the wrong movie--she assured me it was just a preview. It wasn't--and I was totally grossed out when the little guy pulled out that heart. As an adult, I find this incident to be funny.

[sexyjameel]

Wow...so how did that guy get the key from demon knight?? I know he didn't kill jada??? They shouldn't of left that as unexplained and a cliffhanger... DEMON KNIGHT WAS THE BEST.!!! A DEFINITE CLASSIC.!!

[MrCHRISVELAS]

I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

[nelly6841]

OMG!! you are right he looks like Chuck Norris

[jackdrwpc]

omfg finally found these old episodes. I used to and still do absolutely LOVE them. Thanks for uploading!xo

[Tyraidx823]

Is it weird that I found that vampire attractive ?

[fullmetalkunai67]

in the early opening when the crytpt keeper had a rock paper scissor contest with the mummy didnt he do that same thing with death....or am i just seeing things

[melperry1000]

@fullmetalkunai67 no he did n the mummy and death were played by the same guy

[fullmetalkunai67]

@melperry1000 oooh i could swear they were the same guy haha

[XxdementedDOLLXx]

oh man, this show used to scare the crap out of me when I was little.

[Avenger1104]

I love the crypt bulshit

[gamehot0]

*cough* Bullshit! *cough*

[Selanvato4evr]

Haha bullshit! That dude is funny left nut

[Selanvato4evr]

Um did she just stick her tounge in his butt

[Pooky1991]

I always found this movie hillarious, Demon Night on the other hand was both hillarious and scary as hell.

[TheMillenniumactress]

Demon Knight was better

[victoriuhhmarie]

There has to be someone on here that totally drools over Feldman in this movie. C'mon! That man is delicious.

[jeenashirkey04]

@victoriuhhmarie i do. i dream about to. lol

[jeenashirkey04]

@victoriuhhmarie i do. i dream about him to. lol

[xannmax]

I was eating raviolli in tomato sauce... I'm not hungry any more.. ;_;

[czf21]

She is one fine ass hot ass vimpire

[MrsProller123]

vampires are soo cool

[EverydayPeople91]

Love how all these dudes have their noses pierced ! * sighs* that's the 90's for ya ! lmbo

[ORENGEcarot]

i love this video !!!!!!!

[6215331]

does anyone know where i can find this song. I know that it's called Bordello of Blood by Anthrax but I can't for the life of me find it anywhere.

PLEASE HELP!

[lewe18]

its weird when you Relive a memory later in life I always wanted to see this ..

Vague Memory of it but this was the one with the animated crypt keeper

[vampirekitty001]

why is it that the only one that doesnt have an accent sound like rizzo from the muppets

[bigboybun]

Demon knight better

[edmund94232]

the animatronics on the crypt keeper is awesome

[Brutalearll]

what theres a sequel????

[1sharmee]

man the biker dude looks like he's straight outta Deliverance....

[theamazingempiricist]

Those guys are like 24

[TheKosuko213]

when he dropped chuck norris it looked like he dropped a puppet lol

[MrECHOfox]

Midget!

[AsSheLikesIt]

Oi, those were good special effects for back in the day.

[AceBanyon]

Where did her tongue go?

[themegatron14]

When I was little I was frightened by him but now I'm 16 and looking back at it he looks funny and riduclous.

[alienfoux]

@themegatron14 same here lol

[guitarshredking]

haha I just found this series because I was watching an episode of twilight zone with jake busey in it and apparently he was in an episode of this show. Looks great.

[LilMovieBuff]

My boss was an extra when they filmed this in Vancouver, BC. So Lucky!!

[Walkingzombi]

Or mayb a mini david faustino

[Walkingzombi]

Hey look its a mini chuck norris

[PunktualTruth]

you can't tell me that aint a trip, man they should have never took this show away from television, well chiller, syfy, or HBO, whichever one isn't that good anymore without it, their loss, oh well.

[MARVIA35]

killing em wasnt enough, just haad 2 hang em up like a pair of jeans huh? smh see, when ur in the middle of a jungle & u start 2 see a heart meld like magic from a box of lucky charms that a leprechaun brought, its time 4 the rest 2 think ur presence was only an illusion, but when that doesnt right hook ur brain cells & u see a body do the same, but stand around stuck-on-stupid, like a mental patient on lithium? then ur ass deserves 2 die.

[hbk00123]

I hated this show when i was a kid. it scared the hell outta me, even though it was edited for basic cable lol. WHY DID IT HAVE TO COME ON AFTER STAR TREK VOYAGER!!!!! lol

[NoelleHibbard]

OMG THIS CRAP IS SO SCARY WELL A LITTLE BIT SCARY BECASUE I HATE TALES FROM THE CRYPT DAMB WHY DID I JUST WATCH THIS RIGHT BEFORE BED TIME OMG IAM GOING TO SLEEP WITH MY LIGHTS ON FOR THE REST OF THE DAMB WEEK

[escandaloso8787]

Ruh

[jessicadequndria]

I use to luv this show they should bring it back

[MrPhar87]

haha i like that tattoo at 11:44

[desertrain208]

Thanks for posting this movie!

[Aleamny]

Alguien sabe donde puedo conseguir este capitulo en español? el de orgía de sangre, que empieza en el minuto 9:50...

[darias4K]

did i just see mini chuck norris flirt with bloody mary

[fentaar2]

he kinda looks like a mini chuck norris.

[Ozmalee001]

@fentaar2 I remember this dude from a zombie film alog John Leguziamo. I believe it was titled "Planet Zombie" . He was funny.

[jigoosy]

@fentaar2 he is chuck norris

[MetallicaGX]

@jigoosy it's Phil Fondacaro

[ItTastesGood]

I remember watching this as a kid...never saw this as any sort of satire or comedy in any way, this scared the living shit out of me, especially the intro. Now that I look at it, its hilarious.

[LeeliaL]

@ItTastesGood lol ,i had the same thing ..now many years later i see the comedy side ...but when i was little damn ...it was nasty shit :D

[ItTastesGood]

@LeeliaL Yeah! HAHA! I must admit it was the intro that really got to me. I remember watching the intro and thinking "Don't go upstairs!" when the camera man almost led us there lol

[lewe18]

@ItTastesGood same thing man i seen this when i was young and the creepshow is another one i remember from being a kid .

its weird how we come back to see these movies like were programmed to or sumshit

[d2012c]

@ItTastesGood me too... i saw it once on the age of 5 and my parents didnt allow me to watch it to the end...now 17 years later i found it and i want to see what is this that make me feel so scared

[delloliod]

@ItTastesGood bahahaha

you sound likke me when my father let me watch "Mars Attacks" Saw nothing funny just the evil martians lol

I was scarred for months after that. My mother was so mad at him, I kept waking her up when i would have nightmares lol

[e16able]

Yeah, the dawrf kept his promise, by telling the mexican he was gonna let him have a bit of the treasure, lol

[gabejohnson88]

It would be so cool if they somehow made a new movie and actually put time in it and make fucking scary that would be cool but keep it original at the same time!!!

[opendtuning]

the guy at 11:12 either models himself on Charlie Sheen, or Charlie Sheen models himself on this dude...

[claytownusa1]

Im gona go back in time goodbye everyone

[BigOldMrKnish]

325 bonmont... cunningham wake... ok, i got it. who's coming with me?

[popups46okay]

I fucking miss 90's!!!!

[Keith0384]

HOLY CRAP! HOW DID THIS GET ON YOUTUBE?

[undeth01]

Wow I want to watch this with my ex so she can bite my neck she a vampire you know

[xXQattieXx1]

@undeth01 no no no no I don't know let alone get what ur saying ! T_T

[Cadmovon]

@kykOo0 I don´t understand what´s the need to call me "estupid asshole", I´m not offending anyone, just pointing out a geographical and cultural mistake. The date of the show doesn´t matter, people in the south or Argentina are different from people in the north and, indeed, different from mexicans. It has to do with the american idea that south-americans all look alike and talk alike. I´m just saying: does it hurt to try and be precise for once?

[Cadmovon]

Tierra del Fuego is the south of Argentina. People in this clip are either dressed as coyas (from the North of Argentina) or mexicans from cowboy movies. They speak english with a mexican accent. I mean, is it really that hard to find out before writing a script? Or is the ignorance intentional?

[kykOo0]

@Cadmovon ok estupid asshole before start talking shit take a fucking look at the date of the show...

[mustafaamin2006]

Chris Sarandon is better off a Vampire in Fright Night but I guess he is ok here too

[alexandraxyzoo7]

was it r-rated in america?

[oneandonlyful]

@alexandraxyzoo7 yeah I believe so. I remember when I was 10, that was the reason my mom wouldnt buy it lol.

[D4RkxGAMING]

ahh bullshit 8:35

[exopantadikio21]

hot chick



[Ghetto187Murda]

Thumbs Up If Watching This Movie On HBO Brought You Here

[angusyoung15]

the cryptkeeper scared the crap out of me when i was a kid!

[BennyJrDaPrince]

@angusyoung15  same here, but it was fun to watch on tv in live-action and animated.

[MickeyLove01]

*as death

[MickeyLove01]

he was better as death in bill and death

[VolcomInfinity]

@MickeyLove01 You mean Bill and Ted :) And for the person that said Corey is like Charlie Sheen ... *tisk tisk*

[MickeyLove01]

@VolcomInfinity When you make as many comments as we do, an occasional typo occurs. And it correct and proper English the term is "tsk tsk".

[VolcomInfinity]

@MickeyLove01 But a typo isn't completely switching names -_- Anyways lol, *tsk* it is!

[SandersonCallum]

phil is amazing

[lilcriminal894]

i thought this was going to be a joke like ohere tube videos but its real TY BESTMOVIESCINEMA love movies on YTube

[29sundog]

The mummy is william sadler from demon knight

[DarkPsycotix]

Isn't the mummy the same guy who played death in an earlier episode?

[FreeFlowxXx]

ok the only thing i dont really get is how does the blood inside that gold bottle have control over lilith and why do they bring her back to life anyway ?

[jmccuen]

480p is technically High Quality (HQ) not HD

[ejjph]

thank you for postin a classic!!

[slovan]

The 90's were the best.

[PcanTan86]

11:44, wackest tatoo ever lol back then it was hot but know when i look at it lol that's all i have to say

[MrJiffypop33]

One of the best Gooooooodd Damn movie in the whole Gooooooooooodd Damn world. They got movies there arent even names for yet.

[alieninvestigator]

the little guy looks like chuck norris :)

[THatswhyyousuck78]

shumbs up!!!!!

[LAINYTAVARES]

I can't believe i found this...I can't believe i found this......I CAN NOT BELIEVE I FOUND THIS MOVIE!!!

[purposedrivenlife]

thanks for the upload!

[TheBESTMOVIESTV]

tales from the crypt - ritual 2001 - full movie in this link - /watch?v=PWFTupGEfUI

[mcculloughbrian91]

hey been waiting for this thanks for the upload

[VegasSGrimmReaper]

What horrible casting! From the spanish stereotypes to the mummy to the faggy brother and all his special ed friends... I can't believe its this bad -_-'...

[irisferguson]

I like this film and Dennis Miller is a nice actor

[adolfolicious]

Baha i had no idea the Crypt Keeper was so eccentric. My first TFTC mobie ty

[PowerOfNight88]

I love that Renfield dude: "The best geeaaahd-damn piece of ass, in the whole geeaaahd-damn world.

[PowerOfNight88]

Hey, it's Vohnkar!  Vohnkaaaaaarrrrr!

[alexmonte21]

thanks for the upload used to come on sci fi before they changed it

[meriannath]

It's that the same key of devil's knight, isn't it?....thanks  for uploading this, I was looking for it for a long time!!!! ; )

[WarOfSalvation]

@meriannath Yeah it was. There was originally going to be a trilogy about the key, but instead it was in one movie, a cameo in this, and it wasnt in/mentioned in the third.

[meriannath]

I was looking for this movie for so long, thanks for upload it!!!

[madammelva]

Hmmm, I wonder what happened to Caleb & Kathy's parents? I mean, are they dead? Or did they grow up in a broken home?

[bbilikeit]

Mummy: You and I have been friends for a long time.

Cryptkeeper: *cough cough* BULLSHIT!

Um...Yes, yes we have, haven't we?

xD

[RincewindsHat66]

This movie helped usher me into manhood.

[illSkillJoey]

The crypt keeper sounds like Stewie

[Glyxamaru13]

3:18 always make me rofl

[HawxTeamDelta]

damn i just wanted to see Lillith again so i came here.. shes so hot

[thenamestab]

I love you so much if this movie is full without bs ... expect me to subscribe you!

[nataliearielle8]

My favorite Feldman flick. Filmed in Vancouver, BC :D

[ultimatedesingers]

Love feldman in this!

[lovinbillymartin]

These Stories are AMAZING...The scenes and action... I mean the whole series are just beyond brilliant!

[madammelva]

@lovinbillymartin

Yeah, the series is brilliant. Too bad this movie SUCKS! I mean the opening Crypt Keeper skit isn't even original.

[mskittyz100]

Hell yeah

[TheEXpothead]

amazingly I havn't seen this yet.. why? because it was at the last place on a top 70 vampire movies, but after going through the other 69 of em. I finaly came to turns with myself and decided to see what it has to offer. so here I am and thanks for posting ;)

[madammelva]

This sucks! The opening Crypt Keeper skit with the rock paper scissors game isn't even original; it's recycled from the 1995 episode "The Assasin!"

"Demon Knight" is so much better.

[n1les]

Wish they made Corey the hero of Bordello of blood :(

[ladybedazzled]

Not to sound weird, but that hear looked like a piece of General Tso's chicken...Which means I'm hungry.

[bobbyshaddoe3004]

@ladybedazzled

I sorta know what you mean. If I watch a gory zombie/cannibal scene I get hungry for ribs or cold cutz! ;)

[n1les]

Does anyone know the song Corey Feldman is listening to please?

[bprulz]

@n1les "Bordello of Blood" by Anthrax.

[n1les]

@bprulz Thanks so much :)

[rodiansinger]

Chris Sarandon rocks!!!!!

[rodiansinger]

I almost saw this on T.V. once, but I fell asleep halfway through.

[UndeadBeaner]

corey feldmens the fcking best man

[rodiansinger]

@UndeadBeaner There's a reason why he's the surviving Corey.

[Therealness900]

sexxyy hehe drey on this guys page hahah lol

[PhflyDan1]

Good film man...

[MaidenUtah1]

Thanks for the upload!

[shimma25]

Love this movie - haven't seen it in years, it's absolutely hilarious I think - thanks for posting!

[970MrShyboy]

lol this a weird but koo ass movie ha thanks

[beckmantheman]

This movie rocks! Thank you for posting it.

[johnnyfive22]

Man thanks for this. I saw it on TV but a lot of the stuff was edited out and i have always wanted to see the full version. Thanks for posting it.

[deathlyskater777]

hey its goldstien

[yesidono]

HD!!! WHOO HOO!!! thank you very much 4 posting this!!! :D

[willie13341]

im so glad u posted dis movie

[yourweedsux]

i was watching bill o reilly for some reason and dennis miller is on there and i thought of this movie haha so here i am, it's been years and years since i've seen it thanks for the upload

[Re9ap9er9]

@BESTMOVIESCINEMA Thank you so much for uploading this; but please be careful that they don't delete this, because they deleted the last few uploads of this over the past couple of years. Good luck and thanks once more

[brawyn777]

thanks for the movie, can you upload some more horror movies? do you happen to have nightbreed? you are sweet

[cainenabel]

@brawyn777 that'd make me fucking happy if that movie was posted. i agree wholeheartedly!

[childrenofbodomdave]

Thanks a lot for uploading this!

[bvlgary09]

I remember this. I used to be scared of this but after watching it now it's not that scary at all. Lol

[The1JRsuperstar]

The old tongue in the ass, Lol. Thanks for the upload.

[jakkin03]

thanks

[kodaspot3411]

Thanks for the upload. Ur like the only person that has this on youtube.