How to become a Troll

[Dragonking3787]

My attempt at trolling:

You suck! Your very homosexual and I don't think what your doing is real! I would rather you pass away and go to heaven...pansy.

[CoreyStudios2000]

100% Freemason Propaganda

Troll=Freemason

[zammylot]

Gay song.

[PPetrit]

u mad bro??

[mongorocker]

GAY AND FAKE!!!!!

[TheWalamala]

u guys all got trolled

[runescapeindahouse]

FAKE AND GAY!!!!!!

[harley123441]

this really works

[ComputerExpert247]

How to become a troll ? Just become it, BITCH !

[ImCurtisYo]

wheres the third finger?

[AnonymousWelfare]

Wow you must be the most fucked up troll ever there is more things you can fukin do then arguing stiupid noob shit BTWsaying trolololol like a million times dosent make you a troll it just spams and spammers are faggots who don't know how to troll

[GimpFX]

@AnonymousWelfare cool story bro

[abdullah7891]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[abdullah7891]

iS THEREE AN ON;LY ONE STEP U FUCKING NOOBSAUCCCEEE!!

[mmodnao]

EPIC FUCKING FAIIIIIIIIIIL. DUMB BITCH! I HATE THE WORLD AND -ESPECIALLY- YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! EPIC TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[superdong666]

@mmodnao fucking crybabies these days

[TheNeohax]

@mmodnao umad?

[mmodnao]

@TheNeohax Nope, just trying the cruizin-trolling techniques like the pros. Masters will teach me.

[aNiw8oS12]

U R SO GAY!

[GAMERSQUEAKER]

Fake and gayest evar shit evar

[bubbleman2002]

@GAMERSQUEAKER U MAD BRO LOL YOU JUST GOT TROLLED BITCH

[GAMERSQUEAKER]

@bubbleman2002 UR COOMENT SO GAY

[bubbleman2002]

@GAMERSQUEAKER no yours hahahaahhahngfhugh bunu gnbugbuightmbugfhubfhgfgjfdkgh­fdjghdfjkghdsjhfnds/[w]x.pwd,c­omfvurgitn b569827592+9

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YOU GOT SPAMED!!!!

[WR2seb]

faggot

[GreatGungHolio]

I require onions

[BurritoqueenOnPatrol]

Wow... That's all? No wonder I have a much easier time making comments that actually matter than comments that will have no meaning two minutes from now.

[minimanjonesy]

why did i search this up?

[xXxjixferxXx]

Can I get the lyrics to the song?

[mongorocker]

@xXxjixferxXx "Whoop"

[RustyTroller666]

In 1889 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle humped his dog Watson on the steps of parliament and that is why this video is so gay and communistic.

[mokavampiress]

You don't just use pointless arguments. You have to use logic. Work agains't them and find their weakness, then totally kill them. Don't you know? I thought you might since you think you know the key to being a troll.

learn to troll, would you?

I am learning, and yet I still know this. Jeez.

[FreakinTrollSlayers]

@mokavampiress trolls dont use logic

[xXsecretxXBW]

This video is the gayest how to video i have ever seen in my entire life. Oh wait i forgot, your name is FruityMcGAYdog... (test)

[DJJEFFCLIVEISATROLL]

djeffclive aka regulatorjc and svtcontour = cunts!

[seriousnoob72]

hay gays luk at mi aim a trolllll :DD

[HERO11991199]

How to be a troll:

Step #1: Be an asshole.

Step #2: Have a youtube account.

[521karm]

FAG

[TheDisharmony]

u failed

[BJJisLove]

LOLOLOL FAIL TROLL THINKS HE CAN TEACH U ASSWIPES HOW TO TROLL IN MY YOUTUBE. U CAN NO CANNIBLE TROLL THE KING TROLL. U FAIL AT VIDEO LIKE UR MOTHER FAILED IN BED.

[robodoboman]

@BJJisLove faggot

[MyChemicalJasper483]

BECOMING A TROLL TAKES TIME AND EXPERIENCE YOU ASSHOLE

[robodoboman]

@MyChemicalJasper483 faggot

[MyChemicalJasper483]

@robodoboman

you're an idiot

[danburita012]

Being a troll takes talent,time,unpolitical correctness,atitude and humour.I already i iz a troll ,i so troll i got kicked of yahoo answers for posing a terrorist threat and jacked of the my little poney forum for sayin Osama Bin Laden collects my lil ponies Waza Muahahahahaha

[robodoboman]

@danburita012 faggot

[TheAwesomeTroller]

This is fucking retarded, get a life!

[rickboersma]

This is arguably the most useless info video on youtube.

[DillinP]

@rickboersma lol? you watched it dumb fuck

[robodoboman]

@DillinP faggot

[DillinP]

@robodoboman fail troll is fail, thumbs up if you agree

[plzrapemaiface]

lulz

[isitagoodideato1]

UR A FUCKED UP ASS HOLE TROLLIN TAKE FUCKS OF PRACTICE I BET UR BLACK AND GAY

[iassen1]

@isitagoodideato1 I BET HE IS, PROBBABLY HE WANTS TO BECOME WHITE THATS WHY HE SHOWERS WITH HIS DADS SPERM.

[XamineBanger]

newfag

[evice]

whats the name of the song?

[tsmbrook1]

THIS VIDEO IS NON-INFORMATIONAL AND THE MUSIC IS ANNOYING>.< NOT ONLY IS IT A FAIL BUT AFTER READING ALL THE TROLL COMMENTS YOU"LL PROBABLY GO BANG A COCONUT!!!! AND YOUR PROBABLY JAPANESE . hows that?

[BSagitarius]

Trolling on facebook is so god damn fun!!!

[InternetMasterMindX]

sub please

[valentinotroll1]

son; i am disappointed

[pivotkingdxx]

@valentinotroll1 ulose gg

[valentinotroll1]

@pivotkingdxx english motherfucker do you speak it?

[pivotkingdxx]

@valentinotroll1 its ok i am superior in all forms

[valentinotroll1]

@pivotkingdxx you win +1internetz for mastering basic english

[valentinotroll1]

@robodoboman your point?

[dkpat23]

THIS VIDEO WAS GAY

[Llama0World]

TROLLS FTW!!!!

[yourmumgavemehead69]

No one here or anywhere can live up to my legacy of trolling. I have set the bar and standard that is trolling. it is everyone's job to try and best their hand at my trolling techniques which first you must learn on your own accord. That is all. The trolling god (me) bids you all farewell

[bluegama500]

Your a troll?Or are you just joking

[yourmumgavemehead69]

There is no such thing as a serious troll dude... if there is someone who takes trolling serious then uhh.. they kinda need to calm down lol.

[bluegama500]

Lol well i have talked to alot of serious trolls xD.Yep,their idiots.I own their stupid asses everytime anyway lol.I just reply to them with smileys.Anyway are you a troll?

[yourmumgavemehead69]

Indeed I am. A very successful one at that. Also I am not ashamed of having that title of being a troll since and talking about it since I see you as that type that people can talk to about anything in particular. Why do you ask?

[bluegama500]

Well i fucking hate trolls.Alot.They always annoy the shit out of me but you dont seem like a troll.

[yourmumgavemehead69]

Well I am. I just know when to troll and when not to. There is a lot more to youtube trolls than just trolling haha. I do like to enjoy videos.

[bluegama500]

oooooh.I thought you guys just went around like "STFU GTFO NOW!THIS VID SUKS!"

[Llama0World]

@bluegama500 dont judge till you've experienced it

[bluegama500]

@Llama0World Experienced what?Being a troll?Theres no exuse for being an asshole to people.Thats like saying dont judge serial killers until you have actually killed someone.Or dont judge rapists until you have raped someone.Dumbass.

[Llama0World]

@bluegama500 hmmmmm internet youtube troll vs. serial killers and rapists? i think the internet youtube troll is a minor case. Besides, I never said i trolled EVERYBODY. Just people i hate. like joshchristian99. It's actually pretty fun.

[bluegama500]

@Llama0World Oh okay. So now you tell me.Its okay to troll assholes. Trolling may be a minor case but its still not good. Kind of like bullying. Trolling is sometimes cyber bullying

[Llama0World]

@bluegama500 I guess I didn't really mean it was OKAY to troll assholes. I meant it was fun. but most of the stuff posted on here is made by 25 year olds so i think they can handle cyber bullying

[bluegama500]

@Llama0World Lol yeah they say they are 25, i doupt it.

[Llama0World]

@bluegama500 lol

[flashcode0]

FAKE!!1

[tr0lled]

what a fucking waste of a human being this guy is! go back to were ever you came from! this is america faggot! GOD HATES GAYS!!!

[ariesas]

gay

[poopydoolarroo]

idiot !

you have no clue what trolling is about !

[MIRROR619SD]

that all?wtf!!

[dylansbeast]

FAKE AND GAY !!!!!!!!

[InternetMasterMindX]

@dylansbeast 2 camels in a tiny car?

[bubbleman2002]

@dylansbeast no it's unreal and homosexual!!!!!

[jeremystery]

@bubbleman2002 false and faggot-friendly. 

[bubbleman2002]

@jeremystery gay and fake

[UndyingWrath]

My dad is evil and by that i say this video sux lol! LOLOLOL! DEM BONEZ SUK MA PEPEE

[liamw2gmail]

Fuck u all i am a troll LOPLOLOLOLOL SUCK MY DICK

[michaelbme]

@liamw2gmail MEAN PEOPLE SUCK so I hope you eat a lot of fast food and die of a heart attack! Fascist bastards

[tracyduncan]

@liamw2gmail

And you're failing at it.

[torkild44]

it makes no sence to make a step 1 if there is not steps following you fucking dumbass!!

[luis10458]

This is GAY!!

[Annokou]

ಠ_ಠ fail

[FruityMcGayDog]

No...

[wingnut4427]

You forgot step 2. Point out Misspellings & punctuation errors when you cannot make a relevant argument to dispute the video or other commentary.

Step 3. point out Obvious misgivings of people within the video itself. Things such as weight, age, vocabulary, looks, & most importantly the way the person talks. This is a must to being a troll.

Step 4. Flag videos & thumbs down comments just because you can. 1 starring a video to death is a great way to troll.

Hope this guide helps. lol

[zapzap88]

no u

[Annokou]

ಠ_ಠ disappointment faic is disappointed at you...

[liamtheawesome1]

nice

[nozybtch1]

LOL

Step 1......

Finished.

[IAMAMUFROMSHUGOCHARA]

thats a brilliant guide

[AndyMSI7]

wow its that simple

[FruityMcGayDog]

Oh yeah!! =D

[Tahlia350]

@FruityMcGayDog Aha your facts are so wrong aha you don't even know shit about trolls!

Looks like someone didn't do their research! You make me lauph you imbecile you can go suck my dick you gay FAGGOT. I DONT TAKE KIND TO GAYS.

Aha you make me lauph aha.

AHA

[IFriendEverybody]

Pretty much nailed it here....