Japanese Kissing Machine! 一人でポッキーゲーム (J-NEWS!)

[snsdtaeyeon999]

I love watching you two ^^. So cute together.

[Hiroro111english]

犬にチョコ食べさせたら死んじゃう

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@Hiroro111english

食べていません！

[Splinter88Mobius]

She's his wife right?

[yopaigemorris]

@Splinter88Mobius no, his wife doesn't like to be on camera unfortunately. i'm sure its cause her beauty would blind us.

[sparklemycat]

i love there speaking 2 different languages but they understand each other perfectly:)

[kingofsoutherncross]

dude, it's really harmful for that dog. The food for human-beings includes a lot of ingredients which may cause mortal affects on other animals :(

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@kingofsoutherncross

Maggie is fine. Watch closely. She doesn't get the chocolate. Just the cracker part. And this dumb but lovable mutt has eaten cat shit and cigarette butts and is still alive so....

[wicreed]

@Gimmeaflakeman So you kiss a dog that has place its lips on unmentionable places. WOW you are brave!!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@wicreed

That's not just any dog! That's MAGGIE!

[samosapowis]

dirty. i thought u were gonna snap off where the dog licked it but u went all the way! oh dear oh dear :O aghhhh

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@samosapowis

Do you know where my dog's mouth has been? How dare you!

[9mandazi9]

@Gimmeaflakeman i kinda feel sorry and amazed that they made it, awesome video!

[whitetiger761]

Love it

[ForgetmaenotJapan]

Way to ruin one perfectly good game....I mean they could at least use a photograph. Or that creepy cat face on that coin eating bank.

[dercut2guy]

Forever alone...

[MrUlutraman]

forever alone counter just exploded

and that picture...creepy as faaak

[foodlfg]

You should try a traditional game called "kanchou" too with several women. It's fun.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@foodlfg

LOL! FUnny.

[MsWarumono]

i wonder if they have a blowjob machine ?

[BlackGlassesJP]

It's funny how you can remember your foreign Spanish words (English has always been an Insular West Germanic language, folks! The fact that Anglo-Norman left a large amount of Latin words in our language means nix, since our grammar is essentially the same as it was 1300 years ago.) but cannot remember a word from one of our brother tongues, Deutsch (German). THE WORD IS DOPPELGÄNGER, VICTOR!!!

[KittyKattyYukiLvr]

@BlackGlassesJP ...Normans left a lot of French too, as the Normans were french, however the alphabet is based on the Latin alphabet which has no baring on pronunciation or English grammar. It is not essentially the same 1300 years ago, that was Old English or Anglisc and had grammatical gender and had numerous declensions. Besides, I can't speak German but my father spoke Spanish to me as a child, I don't know about Victor, but what's his second language?

[freedomwv]

I see things like this a lot here in Japan. Social games meant to open people up yet in Japan they will turn the same into a DIY anti-social thing.

[Masterpj555]

RIP dog 23 oktober 2011

with all respect, the idea is funny but do not use chocolate... the dog will die

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@Masterpj555

Pay more attention. I'm a moron but I ain't stupid! (Hints in the comments!)

[Masterpj555]

@Gimmeaflakeman Well I mean thats good that the dog is so old.

But still, chocolate can cause an alergic reaction in their belly at any amount.

Your dog might have been hurt/

Other then that ur programs are good.

The RIP was only to highlight that your dog could have died of this.

[KittyKattyYukiLvr]

@Masterpj555 As it's been pointed out, I think Maggie ate the non-chocolate end. :)

[gorudonu]

will work for girl's pocky kissing machine for free !

ahahahahah :D i couldn't resist !

[nekonisatiare]

「日本の伝統的なゲーム」？？？バカを言うんじゃない！！！

そんなことするバカが居るとは聞いた事があるが、そんなのは

日本人の極々一部の、頭に風船が付いてるパープリンがやるってだ­けでしょう！？

キスキス言ってわざわざお知らせする程のもんか？第一、気持ち悪­い。　無粋だ。ソノヨウナ事は（人に知られずにやる）からこそ価値があ­る。

コンパでバカ騒ぎゲームなんてお止め。後で一人になった時、自己­嫌悪に

苛まれるって。まともな人ならね。女性もね、無謀なお遊びは、

いつも病院で終わるって事を肝に命じておいてね。惨めな思いをし­ないために。

[olitraiga]

i'm pretty sure dogs shouldn't be eating chocolate...in large amounts.

[roxanneworld11]

@olitraiga Both dogs and cats, too - no chocolate + a host of other foods, too. But looks like Maggie ate the clean end (non-chocolate) of the Pocky....& the machine? Yikes! Kind of like a high tech version of spin-the-bottle. Pray I never see that invented either, lol! :o0

[Tzadeck]

I vote this most Lady-and-the-Tramp-ish of all your videos.

[zigq8vc0]

cercl



[CallistoKumo]

Maggie's hardcore. Look at her nibble that Pocky and not even flinch when she gets to the other end.

[megalisstudio]

 I love the videos with your wife. so much fun. you guys are great together. take the team on the road!!

[katmcdowell]

Maggie is tooooo cute!!

[Gimmeabreakman]

@harrodsteddy

僕のビデオ見るだけであなたが手伝ってるって知っていた？

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@harrodsteddy

Too bad.

[kripazznigga211]

once you get distracted david bowie will steal your child and take off with it to goblin city and you must navigate the labyrinth in order to retrieve him/her. XD

[cking5100]

wow, check out those muscles at 3:44!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@cking5100

Implants.

[MMost21]

CERCL

[Juuichiiro]

あの器械・・・げぇぇぇぇw

[the80points]

I hate this video. Don't spread this stupid image of Japan out. Pokey Game does exist but only crazy party guys do it. Real Japanese traditional games are Karuta, Origami, Takeuma, Menko, Kendama etc.

[Gimmeabreakman]

@the80points

Like it or not, this is also part of Japan. EVERY country has things to be embarrassed about. Relax. Learn to laugh at yourself. Just like Americans laugh at themselves.

[the80points]

@Gimmeabreakman Huh? Why should I learn to laugh at ourselves "just like Americans do?" Why should we follow what American do? I don't say anything if this video make it clear that this is just joking and untrue, but it seems not. Many people who look at this video will misunderstand what is Japan like. You need learn to take things more serious. Just like Japanese do.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@the80points

Japanese made the machine, so don't get angry with me. You're a dumbass IF you do. It's not my fault this machine exists. It's also not my fault that American's elected BUSH but we all made fun of that.

BTW, learning to laugh at yourself is what ALL adults learn to do -- many Japanese included. YOU just happen to not be one of them. You realize there is a Japanese woman in this video. Why don't you reprimand her? Why just the gaijin? STFU.

[the80points]

@Gimmeaflakeman You don't see my point. I'm mad at the "lie" in the vid. She clearly says "It's 'traditional' Japanese game" while it's not traditional game at all. Don't make me laugh... what ALL adults need to learn is to respect other countries,cultures, and traditions... not to laugh at other countries which kids do lol.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@the80points

Your basically arguing the use of the word "traditional". Buddy, who cares. Your lucky I'm not making on sincerely embarrassing and important issues -- like World War 2 and Nanking. Get your panties untied, mate.

[the80points]

@Gimmeaflakeman I care. Someone uploaded a video about Japan, and one Japanese felt bad about it and complained about its wrong information. What's wrong about it? I don't understand why you mention unrelated materials to this argument such as WWII and Nanking (Study real history of both, and you will see nothing is embarrassing. Do you know Hull note?). You are just so mean and disrespectful to other countries. I hope it's only you, but not other Americans because I respect the US.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@the80points

Wow! Racist much?

Let's summarize: A Japanese person made the machine. Diginfo (all Japanese staff. I met them. Nice folks) made a video about it. The woman in the video also is Japanese and she said the word traditional. Yet you are angry at me -- the gajin -- & think I am disrespectful to other countries? If I'm rude to you it's because you sound batshit insane. You're just some nut making broad assumptions based on 1 vid.

(BTW ur English is pretty good, btw.)

[the80points]

@Gimmeaflakeman Thanks for summarizing. But to me, so what? I still don't understand why you must not make negative comments on the vid that could be misunderstood or spread negative image of your country out. Again, laughing out things is common act in the US (I have studied in the US for years), but it's not always the same in other countries. You cannot force to do so.

(Thanks for saying my English is good. I hope you will learn Japanese, so I can make the same comment back to you)

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@the80points

僕は別に悪いコメント書いていないと思うけど。。。日本語でも平­気けど、victorintheworldのyoutubeアカ­ウントは100%日本語だけで話している。でも君は別に理論性が­ない気がする。だって、どこがnegative? 僕はsuper positiveだよ！

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@Gimmeaflakeman

*理論的じゃない*

[the80points]

@Gimmeaflakeman いやいや、日本の変なイメージを与えかねないビデオにネガティブ­なコメントを書くのがなんで駄目なのかわからないって言ってるん­ですよ。理論的だよ～

[eviljac]

5*

[forgottenmemories21]

Awww... Victor and Maggie. It was love at first bite ;)

[KawaiiThoughts]

Tomoko is the best for saying David Bowie. :D :D :D

[lordblazer]

eeewww you kissed your dog. I've never understood that. XD

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@antimarxism

[ElevenColors]

この動画は誰の提案だったのかい？w

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@ElevenColors

Blame the dog. Blame her when I fart ... so why not, right?

[APOKALYPSE34]

what the hell? haha

[Koroodetto]

David Bowie........that is giving away her age, ne

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@Koroodetto

What are you talking about?! Tomoko has been 21 for 6 years now! :)

[Koroodetto]

She'd rather a kiss from Maggie...... I think

[yumyumsesame]

Hahahahahaahah! Ahhh that was very funny ^^

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@yumyumsesame

Nice to see you here, YYS!

[hahahah812]

chocolate is NOT good for dog !! X(

[Nemesis093781]

Wow, thank you for the video.

[shotanime]

i love tomoko!!!

[serotta2]

Victor! Isn't chocolate potentially deadly for dogs!? Any bad reaction from Maggie?

[Nyaa19]

@serotta2 If you watch closely Maggie didn't actually get to the chocolate part, Victor kept it from her ^.^ You can still her trying to eat the breaded end when he takes it away.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@Nyaa19

Congrats on being observant. I ignored all the people who think I actually gave her chocolate! My wife would divorce me, and my students and friends would all dump me like a hot taco yaki if I ever hurt that dog.

[bphutchins]

@serotta2 only large amounts of dark chocolate

[totaldramaqueen108]

awesome intro!!

[Nooklet]

I'd Play this with a Tiger

[mutley2660]

Maggie didnt get any candy ! Victor you ate it all!

[InnocenceExperience]

they didn't even bother to get it right in the demo 1:56 it snapped off before she kissed it.

[xTenshiAi]

A bit weird..

[cr4yv3n]

2:00 that's sad....

[meaphe]

You know, this would shock me. If it wasn't for contests were guys can go on expensive trips with their virtual girlfriends, and then stay inside all day when their virtual girlfriend doesn't feel like going out during the trip.

[tm0041]

shimatta... you kissed the mutt

[whosaidpie]

Tomoko is right dogs shouldn't eat ANY chocolate, Victor. If I see anymore of that.... whyioughta

[Warynn]

There's also the mouse-mats shaped as a couple of boobs where you can rest your hand/wrist on...

[revampted]

Japanese Otakus sometimes scare me

[LaceyLakers]

I hope your dog doesn't eat poop :/

[arshdeep125]

Ew lol.. kinda sad if someone created a machine to do that kind of thing.. :O

[hubbabubbarubbalubba]

@arshdeep125 It's Japan, what you talking about? They make practically everything there.

[arshdeep125]

@hubbabubbarubbalubba Still kinda weird lolz

[Hikosaemon]

Love this, nice job

[DavePerry2012]

I agree the "Pocky game companion" is a bit Ringu-like, without the hair in the face. Sort of a bizarre choice, with the smeared lipstick, but maybe there is some sort of Otaku-connection there that we are missing.

[DavePerry2012]

I'd kiss Maggie even without the Pocky. :-D

[netherkat]

LOL!

[okkatagamay]

私はポッキーゲームを見ると、カロリーメイトのＣＭを思い出しま­す(笑)

I remember Calorie Mate commercial when I see pocky game. lol

See this↓

/watch?v=7cVlHdroTts

[migeruZ99]

why would people want to kiss a machine

[laura121684]

Favorited!

[plugginjerkface]

Lol, that's hilarious. Tomoko has amazing taste in men and the kiss between you and Maggie was adorable.

[migeruZ99]

first 7 secounds and im already like WTF

[markshmily]

LOL

Wow.. so the machine eats your Pocky? That's BS!! lol >_o

[Ryshka]

Victor! I have a video topic suggestion.

Could you make a video about dog commands in Japanese? Maybe a little about the culture surrounding dogs in Japan. I hope you read my suggestion... : o

Thumbs up so Victor can see this!!

[gortex1us]

Maggie is such a playa lol

[CAesuoMykcM]

Wow i would just eat the, is poky classified as a cookie?. Anyways, if this is a couple's game why would someone consider doing it by oneself?

[EnchanetdSomething]

Tomoko has good taste:P

[japanarchist]

So messed up and so typically Japan. Shouldn't the face move toward you though. I mean isn't that the whole idea, that you both 'move in' for the 'kiss'. Something tells me this is the only experience the inventor has had playing this game.

Good vid. But please don't be givin Maggie no more choco.

[Shiby102]

I LOVE POCKY :)!!

[132Ta]

like the intro but I couldn't understand the first few seconds but the rest I got or maybe it's just me?

[MANNY100123]

lol!!! XD I've actually knew about this game from an Anime I watched... I would never do that though!!! XD

[akirasugoineko]

かわいい　ガメウ

[danpluso]

That's super creepy! Sex dolls at least make some sense but who gets joy from kissing a cardboard cut out? strange...

[indigopocky]

I love that Tomoko's ideal is David Bowie! <333 i like her more and more every time I see her in a video

[Terd2402]

oh god that machine is creepy

[TheItsumaru]

Haha! Very strange game but it reminds me of the whole scene in Lady and the tramp where the dogs kiss after eating spaghetti. I love pocky!

[ericsurf6]

Funny stuff guys! Machine fails at 2:00

[TheClemson999]

Nice Intro! That's a pretty awesome shirt you have, do you have a link so the Moron Army can order some?

[PJ665]

This story started off so good. Combining two of the best things in the world: Pocky and kissing.

Then kissing dogs and creepy posters gets thrown into the mix and it's all ruined.

[Finne1987]

Naaw, i wanted to see a kiss between you guys :), not the dog :/

[GengoNoTabi]

Awesome job on the opening sequence big V!

[GengoNoTabi]

Sooooo cute!!! lmao

[ChristopherMast]

Dogs won't experience much harm from regular milk chocolate... it's the dark stuff and baker's chocolate that'll really get 'em. Interesting game.

[arivas713]

Slip Her The Tongue!

[LedZeppelinHK]

i dont found anythings gross about it. its just candy. i found it rather pathetic

they married a doll/ pillow and a virtual character in a game all kind of stupid stuff like that

i really cant understand. its not even real. what worse is those characters are perhabes drawn by 40 years old bald nerdy men.

[dominicdit]

yay for david bowie. i didnt think that was tomokos style ♥

[joshuarawr]

CERCL :) Nice intro :D!

[teststudent3]

Maggie Sensei: Can't believe I had to kiss this dog again... give me a break man!

[DrkVrtx]

One more thing to add to my 'try this' list

[strati5phere]

I think you've traumatized Tomoko enough already, that she is used to it by now, but her expressions of shock are still there! xD

[drewnetwork]

Someone should really introduce the inventor of that machine to internet porn. It really would improve his life.

[716saint]

@drewnetwork there are such things like that already sold. and my gosh do these people have time to think of such things. ^^;

[PeircedinBlood]

This was kind of gross to be honest, but pocky tastes good...

[fupabox]

mmmm pocky... I love pocky :)

[dobasobabobo]

lol I remember playing this game in high school

[TubaBuddha]

One must be really desperate to use that game.

[kitsune2222]

If I was lonely like the otaku guys I would never pretend to have a woman at my side. If I did I'd feel even more sorry for myself. Btw it would've been great seeing you and Tomoko demonstrate the game on each other ;)

[ProuteurFou]

Your videos are so much fun to watch, keep up the good work :)

[romanobritish]

Victor I wouldn't kiss a poster of a girl that's too below me. But Rosie Palm and her five sisters take care of me he he he.

[BeerichiTuba]

LOL, you guys actually did the Lady and the Tramp thing!!!! lol

OHHHH MY GOSH, they actually have a self-kissing game!? That's really sad. I guess it's for the Japanese that don't know how to kiss........which is all Japanese according to their TV romance dramas.

[teancakes1]

Don't try this at home with your pit bull, LOL!

[fyourcouchnigga]

OH GOD I CAME SO HARD TO THE DOG KISS

[tremault]

oh cool, you have a two camera setup! do you have anyone behind those cameras? or did you just put more cameras on a tripod?

it is so sweet to see Victor and Maggie all ラブラブ　^_^

[2kageromaru]

You're not really supposed to kiss though. x)

[Tenshouification]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

[tokyodoru]

ew wtf is this

[perdomot]

I remember seeing a pillow with arms for lonely women in Japan years ago so the ladies do have more than the usual "massagers" for companionship.

[perdomot]

Poor Maggie! Her chastity has been violated. Peta will hear of this I'm sure. LOL. I agree with Tomoko, kimochi warui! Gotta be a real loser to buy something like that.

[FindMeInKurume]

you find the strangest stories =) This one is funny though!

[LaJYankee]

wow.... weird game! but whatever turns u on?? And yeah.. poor Maggie..... :)

[Praptolium]

Animal Abuse!!! forcing Maggie Sensei to kiss Victor!!! :O

[KyonKun0993]

I'm a poor otaku, hikikomori guy and I am offended xD

[Swaps4SwiftIRC]

@KyonKun0993 I KNOW THAT FEEL.

[SkullJoke90]

wait.....tomoko isn't your wife? lol

i must've missed something

[dylanwhitsell]

This isn't really unique per se; western culture is of course familiar with the "Lady and the Tramp" spaghetti noodle scenario of the same concept.

[123456iambelial]

I wonder if the dog is alright.

[rancerpigy]

I think they had this machine in LOVE HINA, hhhahah.

[theapein]

@rancerpigy You mean that cherry whirling machine ? xD

[rancerpigy]

@theapein, yeah if i remember correctly X)

[TheMadPoppet]

Poor Maggie. Forcing your dog to kiss you . pffft ;)

[RyuOni1989]

Hahaha! I love that game, its just as good with Toppo as well =P

But still dude, the Pocky game with a dog? No thanks.

[BahamutDKing]

And America used tech for space travel what a waste this is were it's at.

this will bring more advancements to man kind than Apollo program computers and the internet ever did. (I joke cause i love really)

[bishop51807]

We have the same game here in the western side except it's with 2 dudes and a snickers bar

[zn4rf]

Yummy dog spit :x

[FGStar2612]

But chocolate is toxic to dogs ！(◎_◎;)

[KyraTheDruggie]

This game looks so awesome. xD

[MurdocLC]

Usually I like these things but that thing looked like crap. But I'm also otaku. T_T

[MisterYuu]

0:43 lmao

[LemonatoR32]

forever alone

[zizikelizike]

*foreveralone*

[thesims3luver]

I wish I had a boy to do this with... I've always loved this game :3 and always wanted to try it someday, aha. Just... I'll make sure not to play with the dog... Maybe the cat...

[MurdocLC]

@thesims3luver Be careful to not get otaku boys after u now. ._.