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  • I'm such a nerd that I like to talk in binary 011011000110111101101100 <-- if you know what it says you're chuck norris

  • Hi Jen! It's Moss, from work?

  • I'm a nerdfighter. That makes me a nerd.

  • Ha! I got them and I thought they were funny. btw i find it extremly difficult to believe you have a hard time getting laid.

  • +5 to Diplomacy! :)

  • Nerd for the win! And win on the +5 although is that dependant on size or how much is revealed surely a more skimpy outfit would get a bigger diplomacy rating?

  • Oh, I think you're great. I find your boobs charming. I mean personality. Both :)

  • I thought your jokes were funny! But, Im a nerd too.. So that doesn't really help you.

    Btw transformers T shirts ARE "hot"!

  • I make jokes like that all the time to be honest XD

  • I get your jokes :)

  • I think you're awesome, Nixie. I know I'm NOT normal, but I'm only a low level nerd. :)

  • my wife gots your joke to her about 30 seconds took me about 5 but I got your joke too

    my wife used to be normal but is becoming geekier by the day

  • i would bone you so good

  • you are funny :-)

  • well in my eyes you are prettie normal, so lets here the nerdy lines you try to get laid? lol. btw nurd should be spelled with a U as it sounds like the u in nut and not the e in new :P

  • ur pritty funny , i love watching ur videos and ur darn beautiful ^^ , i have some problems with linix by the way , i was hoping u could help me , i reinstall 10.4, i got some error or maybe help me balance the software, i don't want to put much stuff in it coz it may create some system failure , i hope to hear from u soon , thanx :p

  • Why aren't there varied degrees of Nerdom? I mean, yes, I am a nerd. I run 5 different distros of Linux, 2 of which are my own flavor :D and have made a habit of mod-ing every electronic in my house. Yet in the same line, I would rather watch Dr.Who then get caught playing WoW or Magic the Gathering (again).

    Nixie, I think there are some circles that would find the nerd humor irresistible, and others that would be repulsed by any tech reference.

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  • This is not how it is in reality folks. Hot 'nerdy' girls like this are almost always taken, and she can be nerdy and get away with it because she's attractive.

  • i soo would rather have a nerdy girl then some superficial, have to be drunk at a party type girl. its soo sad why girls today think they have to get wasted and look slutty just to get attention :(

    your much more prettier outside and inside , not just outside

  • I would have totally bought you a drink if you were wearing a Transformers Optimus Prime shirt...wear it in you next vid, please...

  • i like nerdy girls like you :) it's my kryptonite

  • Totally got your nerdisms

  • wooooo lol 

  • So is it geek to ever utter the words, My spidey sense is tingling? Cause if so Im guilty.

  • that's about how drunk you want your geek girls to be........now off with her pants

  • WARNING! Consuming alcoholic beverages can result in a - Dex adjustment!

  • lol I love that! "You totally failed your intimidation check there" XD

    I'm something of a closet nerd, sooooo...I don't have many friends, and definitely not very many who are nerds as well! I'm pretty good at masquerading as normal, 'cept for that odd time I let something slip....and everyone gets confused. *awkward laughing* I can feel your pain ^^'

  • Pfft, normal? Who needs that. I wish every girl was like you. Then I'd get along with women better. :-)

  • Btw: There are some serious stereotype comments relating to geeks or neerds here. (on other videos too) Some of that comments, obviously, are just that dumb trying from someone who does not even has a glance idea about technology, just wanted to be cant and write something stup1d. They will never be l33t, no no no.. ;)

  • 2) You're using brain, other lam3ers won't.You have your own opinions, others haven't.

    Yes I am a geek too :D. Any0ne is outside because of summer, I like to hack (currently interesseted), or I do c++ing or assembly. I do not wait for 0thers. When 0thers wan't to "check sum gurls onna beach" I don't car3 as I don't want that. eheh :D

    Keep 1337ing!

    Gr33ts B1ub20 ;)

  • 1) Hey I need to create a new account now, yep just motivated to say that you are FTW!!! You are intelligent, pretty and just cool too! :) I am a boy and I like girls like you more than those mentioned "hot"-dressed, drinking, "partying"- so rather b0ring girls. And I do not >NOT< ^^ like it when girls do "anything" for thier friends or for boyfriend. It's cool how you beeing youself, yep, just keep ignoring the influences of others, they know nothing.

  • btw a always end up saying stuff like "of course you can't find your stuff, you definitely need a defrag!"; or using my netbook to charge my phone at the club while of course friends asks "wtf is going on with your windows" looking at kernel's loading messages.. it's an endless list.

  • being yourself is not a flip-flop.

  • you will get more attention from guys that like what you like with the Transformers T-shirt

  • You are delightful. 

  • Haha...Transformers are golden. Cutness achieved. Youre gorgeous!

  • that sounds just like me hahaha i'm aaalways the one with the nerdie joke comment and nobody wil laugh but LUCKY for me i have a lot of nerd friends who get my jokes but also have normal friends who look at me like i'm crazy and say nothing.. xD

  • I'm a nerd, and you have given me hope that there are girls like you out there. (Please take that as a compliment and not me hitting on you). Yeah... I go to a University and I have yet to meet a girl remotely simmilar to you. (again compliment) Thanks to you, and your awsome nerdy-ness. :)

  • juuuusst a littttle bit????

  • only +5 it's more then that boobs give +10 to 15 come on

  • im a nerd and did get your jokes but as a former bar door host all girls need is +3 cuteness to get in no prob. also if you had worn a transformers shirt i would not only have let you cut in line no cover for sure!

  • I'm definitely a nerd, and yes, I understood your jokes.

    And your jokes alone give you +10 Hotness. ^_^

  • NERD :P

    

  • if you would say something about drinking, look your video fail at the CES 2010 ;P

  • Jajaajaja good one!

  • i got he jokes and i loled man i got the same problem execpt im a bit more geeky then she is

  • Umm, the "sidebar" is now below the video xD Pointing to the side is completely innacurate no matter what side you point xD (Take no note of the fact that you know this video was posted before the update, I just feel like pointing it out and being a jerk xP)

  • + 45 awesomeness

  • Fuck normal people. They're boring.

  • I love you, I think...

  • W W WHY ? 

  • I got your jokes and thought they were funny. I often make jokes about failing spot checks or reflex saves.

  • How come I can't find this girl in NY. I want a woman like this sooo bad.

  • Nerdy. I can speak/understand that stuff. 

  • Mass Effect for the win!

    Thumbs up if you love Mass Effect!

  • I doubt that you can't get laid! I bet most of the people who watch your videos think you're really hot.

  • This is sad that I acually laughed at the Nerd Jokes. AND yes Im a Nerd.

  • your eyes and red hear give u moar +cutiness ^^, awwww

  • your boobs are huge in a transformers shirt i be

  • lol, i totally get the jokes and its awesome!

  • Transformers would have been hot!!! (i mean the shirt you wanted to wear!) PS you are pretty! (sorry for being direct. I have trouble doing that, but nevertheless...........and there is nothing wrong with being both normal and a nerd!) Normal nerds rule! I am a normal and a nerd! And being akward is ok. so am I! LOL! being single sux, huh?

  • jeah, im a Nerd xD

  • @nixiepixel sexy girl :P

  • That was good story. Being a geek is just more fun. I can't subscribe from my iPhone what a pain grrrrrr!  Byeeee

  • you have me on the floor laughing, I can't see how anyone who knew what you were talking about could not laugh at those.

  • I guess I am a Nerd! (Horrayyy).

    My fav joke is the one for the Boobies giving you +5 Diplomacy.

  • You are my new favorite :) Yes, I got your jokes (ich bien ein ubernerd). And I also have the same problem. Once I was sitting around with my roomate and her "friends" and started to go off about tax loopholes (sound of crickets) and hackintoshing....

  • @gksushi I too can't turn my geekness of.

  • leggings- for the fail

  • nerd

  • i went to a party in a transformers shirt and got into an arguement with this cop who wrote me a ticket. i still talked back and pissed him off. it was funny. he and his partner said that they saw me around before. like i was this bad dude n all. all the girls thought i was all cool after that but i'm not that bad at all. i'm always an outsider where ever i go anyway so me being a nerd there or even at bars i don't care. i just go out to have a good time and i dig your humor too.

  • I wish I had some one like you to drink with... then some one might actually like my jokes as well.... *sniff*

    P.S. If you should rock your transformers shirt.. it will be +1 to awesome.

  • why be in stereotypes?Why dont accept yourself?Why want acception from others and make a fake self of you ? why follow fashion i did not like?I am who i am they are people who like me and people who dont in ether case i make good friends and mortal enemys

  • @knighttemplar6 you also appear to be on crack with you incoherent banter.

  • @Akiatkinson i cant understant  the meaning

  • lol Boobs give me +5 Diplomacy! I'm for sure GEEK.

  • ohhkayy i love you too

    leo busishi monk

  • ohhkayyy 

  • nixie looks the hottest in this video out of all and its also the lowest view count video, WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

  • well, (i am honest) i might have done time (yes, prison) for drugs, i might have been to many fights.. i might have been a kick ass super-motard driver.. but as i realise.. damn.. i am a geek..

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOVED THAT VIDEO, dunno if i am a nerd, i use computers since 1997 and linux since 2003 - (?) but i totally got the jokes and.. probably i am .. nerd. Now i can't believe that i just said that.. .. :|

  • Do you like Case Modding?

  • You are hot. :)

  • lol 4:16 cum face jk

  • As soon as i heard diplomacy or intimidation I thought of NWN!

  • In the UK we call it going on a bar crawl :)

  • Boobs are character-specific:

    - girls/women: +5 diplomacy

    - boys/man: +10 confusion

  • The truth is this: I thought the following, "That isn't strange. There's no one who wouldn't understand those jokes."

    I reflected on that thought for a while and realize I am so deep into geekism I have lost the ability to distinguish geek from non-geek.

  • Ok sexy nerd like me.... I reply after taking my ambien.... NERD LEVEL!  Totally get it! Love the nerdism. Got the joke and yes I am awesome thankyou!

  • sexy braw strap :) lol jk

  • I got the jokes, and am impressed that such a cute girl has said them with such a genuine nerdy smile. Boobs = +5 Diplomacy

  • Normal is overrated. Also, i would have gotten the jokes. I'm like that too though i feel pissed off instead of awkward, cause it's like wasting jokes. But i must say that i try to remember myself with which crowd i'm with to aim the jokes in accordance to the group. Wish there were more girls like you in this country.

  • BOOBIES!

  • Why Are You So God Damn Hot!

    With A Sexy Relaxing Voice.

  • LOL. I would've gotten the jokes :') And I probably would've laughed out loud xD Jeez. You're so awesome :')

  • @StreetTreat so someone who doesn't study and is laid back is automatically not a nerd? I haven't studied for any of my exams (I feel kinda stupid) but I do play alot of games (29910 gamerscore ;D) so what am I?

  • 1. Hot? Pleeeeeeeease a transformers shirt is waayyyy hotter

    2. I'm the SAME way when I'm drunk. I once tried to say sudo to get someone to get me a beer.

    3. Annnd, the sidebar is at the bottom now. This renders your dual pointing invalid =]

  • I would have gotten the joke, and laughed. Mainly because +5 diplomacy is on the conservative side for the boob effect.

  • geek girl is kawaii!

    

  • you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo hot

  • I would of gotten your jokes xD

  • i dont understand how you have a problem getting laid. i accept your plus 5 diplomacy

  • I love your nerdisme, and the way you get +5 in diplomacy. :D Hehe... I'm absolutely on the nordy side. It would be awesome to join a nerdy party with you, I guess I would laugh all night long!

  • Geek

  • You're absolutely gorgeous!

  • I'll get ya laid.

  • What is a nerd? We're just humans. Are all the nerds supposed to say certain things and normal people other things? Where are the rules written? Maybe you just have no sense of humor or maybe your friends for not understanding your jokes.

  • @guzguz21 A nerd studies more... it's a classification. Most of the new age nerds accept it and live with their firneds. There are part and part. I myself hang out with a mixture of epole and realize there is a difference in attitude between people. The people more worried about grades and their future are the people I name nerds. They are my friends. I'm a nerd. It's great fun. more people should try it

  • @StreetTreat Yeah, where I like that's like an offense.

  • The thoughts of most nerdy guys watching this:

    I want to have a nerdy baby with her.

  • Here's pick up line for you girls :" Is that a Stoneskin spell or are you just happy to see me?"

  • There are no normals. There are different and boring ones. Plus the diplomacy check part made me laugh my ass off. I like using DnD talk also. Is that a Bra of Boob Lifting or your Charisma modifier is naturally above +2?... Yeah that a pick up line

  • Im a big nerd... not normal at all. Being a voice actor my profession gives it away. Makes for interesting conversations. Though doing the Solid Snake voice is a mixed bag on keeping the ladies

  • more girls like you thats all im gonna tell you ;) xx - keep up being yourself

  • I'm very much non-nerd.

    Not only did I get your jokes, but I liked them. :)

    I don't like your friend's fashion sense. The halter tops you have in your other videos look really good.

    I would pick you out of a crowd and chat you up at the bar (and our conversation would be very fun, you would have a good time). :-)

  • Your D&D jokes made me lol.

  • wow i dont even know where to start ya i would fuck her but have to kick her out in the am

  • ive never been drunk...atleast not yet

  • i am a nerd of epic proportions. when i get drunk, i typically start rambling about comic books and sci-fi tv shows...i got your references tho, and i feel your pain :P

  • i am a nerd of epic proportions. when i get drunk, i typically start rambling about comic books and sci-fi tv shows...i got your references tho, and i feel your pain :P

  • i am a nerd of epic proportions. when i get drunk, i typically start rambling about comic books and sci-fi tv shows...i got your references tho, and i feel your pain :P someday we'll both get laid, and you'll (not) blog about it and i'll (not) comment on it and it'll be glorious. there are nerdy men out there worth dating, we just have to find them, lol.

  • Nice eyes

  • I love nerds, wanna fuck?

  • I'm a nerd. I go to a school of nerds (talented & gifted).

    If you're normal at my school, people give you weird looks 0___0

  • NixiePixel,

    I can understand your humor completely. Sometimes "nerdy" jokes go over the head of some people who were either distracted, extremely serious, or in this case, slightly drunk. I laugh when I see a t-shirt saying "Your reading skill has increased by +5 pts" Most of my friends have either outwardly nerdy characteristics or closet nerd interests & they're some of the most interesting people I know. Don't do things that make you feel FAKE; people can sense that.

  • Yeah, I get it.

  • lol d&d joke lol hmmmm :3 im 23 if you ever go to columbus ohio 0_-- what am i saying im shy as hell o well and that why im still a V

  • u have a nerd look in ur face!, i can see how nerdy u r!.

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  • i know nerds who drink and smoke weed...they are still nerds

  • if heard you say this i would not have let you pass me by. sadly i have never found a girl as nerdy as you irl.

  • if i joined your raid you would be sure to have a chance to get laid your so freaking cute

  • oh and btw ive 1000times more nerd than you xD even made irl macros xD

    *shield bahs /effect interutp/silence Taunt my turn to speek xD* and other geeky stuff o.O ehm nerd yeah xD ive like neeerds tho had to upgrade my self to geeek cause ya nerds xD are step below o.O.....btw Understand all your jokes and they are hell funny xD

    that check is that from D&D adv=? or??

    and btw.... your hawt.... ya should be able to get laid xD even tho ya geeky

  • AWESOME xD nerdisms is CUTE xD

  • love your nerdisms

  • I <3 d&d jokes

  • loool +5 :D

    nerd is normal the others are strange ;)

  • I get your jokes! I make similar ones, sober, and around normal peeps

  • I would pay to see her naked...? I way get your nerdy jokes and love them.

  • "Nerd or normal"? I don't get it... does being a nerd make you "abnormal" or what. I've been nerdy all of my life, a tech-enthusiast and gamer like you. :D So yeah, what I want to say is that being nerdy is a part of your personality, you'll find somebody who'll love you for being the way you are... easily!!

  • hell yeah, I can't say that I'm nerdy, but I also love videogames, like many people, and if there is one thing I know is why being normal? I really hate people that discriminates others by the way they are just because they're not "normal".

    if we think, in the world, to win in life, you'll have to make the difference, in other words, be different form the others to become more shiny. and this "normal" is so strange, how can you distinguish a normal person if everyone is different?

    =\

  • 5 stars for kicking the mic

  • You should know that drunkness gives you -10 to charisma.

  • Youre awesome, +5 diplomacy, thats the greatest thing anyone has ever said:D

  • I just notice her lips are pretty yummy too.

  • Oh dear, it seems I'm a nerd.

  • Nerd all the way... And looking at the past few years I can't beleive how many of those jokes that I ahve made.

  • you needed a tank to hold aggro while you guys stealthed past the security guard, thus allowing your friend to wear his helm, i mean hat...

  • Don't worry we rule the world,and they just dont get the jokes. Like if i made some type of comment on having boss agro most people would be like wtf when geeks would be like " och good luck with that, at least its better than wife agro"

  • Woot +5

  • im in love ^^

  • thanks for flashing us in front of the camera...

  • hahaha +5 to diplomacy--Rome total war?? legend!

  • I lol'd... for real too..

  • OH Sweet jesus I am a Huge Nerd!!!! Ditto on the laid thing.

  • Nerds rule! Awesome jokes from nerdy drunkenness. I might rival that. After a few drinks i tried to impress the barmaid by solving a 5x5x5 rubik's cube at the bar...no idea how i didn't pull that night!

  • I TOTALLY got the jokes and thought they were hillarious... and I am not even currently drunk... bet they would be more funny then! 

    Just remember, normal is sub-par... geeks and nerds rock the world!

  • OFC i got the jokes!! :)

    Nerds and geeks rules the earth anyhow .. the "normal" peoples just dont know it :)

    "stop recording!!" :)

  • Haha, love those jokes.

  • friend linked me to you...wow you really bored me.

    no idea wth the point of anything u said was..

    yup go ahead. rate me down ppl lol

    i dun care.

  • "+5 diplomacy"

    "intimidation check FAIL"

    how do they not get that?

  • hot? dude comfortable is the hottest out there

  • Well, I know that this is a bit late... But as a fellow nerd, I understood the jokes quite well, and actually found them amusing. Don't know what to say for the sunglasses though... But I can relate. I ALWAYS wear t-shirts with geeky sayings on the front, which often embarrass my friends. So people write my geek-hood off too.

  • maybe you're not a geek you would rather be a nerd

  • Well, actually I fit well into both categories. It makes things interesting.

  • Yes Computer Geek here & I love it. I call the so call normal people regulars & I like being different because to me that's what it is all about & if the stiff regulars don't like it,who cares as long as us geeks stay us & do what we want when we want because we run everything anyway.I usually tell them not to trip because when there tech goes haywire on these walking pieces of dumb, they come rushing towards us, so we are the best of the best plain & simple.The Geeks Rule & the regulars (NOT).

  • Star wars shirts! that's the future! :D

    I'm talking about lightsabers and hex code with my friends... and their like WTF?!

    Screw them as long as ur having fun :D

  • Screw your friends, you're the cool one! Loved the +5 joke. Tranformers t-shirts used to be cool until Michael Bay screwed everything up, so your friends saved you there.

  • Would have got your jokes, when I get drunk I start spouting off Bruce Campbell quotes, most people I meet on drunken nights don't understand the references...

  • Yep im a nerd, got all your jokes ^^

  • hahaha omg you are hilarious. instant subscription. that sounded weird...any how....two points

    1) transformers shirt out on the town is a must.

    2) i am a geek. normal people find me weird and I love it.

    Also, vids are kill and you have very good humor hahaha