Dara OBriain Talks Funny 2008 Part [6/9]

[ghastlygrin23]

The Pheasant:

If the Origami Killer had an underwear fetish.

[sykregen784]

The first time he said "The pheasant" I had to rewatch it about 11 times...

[buzzgra]

sittin' there.. reading. ya slut. you knew i was going to look in, didn't ya?

[insideous57]

5:50 was one of the most perfect pieces of comedy I've seen :D

[TheWhitesilverfang]

i'm a chambermaid.... lol >.< sorry

[poqlist]

@TheWhitesilverfang Ever made a pheasant?

[2k11Dano]

9.11 that kid looks like rooney

[Kdunkham]

@2k11Dano Hey its meant to be : not . so its 9:11

[ThePolecatz]

@Kdunkham yeah, otherwise its '9-11' and we enter into conspiracy theories

[FretboardToAsh]

Always, -always- wave at people looking into your house. As wide and quirky as you can.

[MrTheDratex]

That also happened to me and my familly when we where in Thailand^^

They made a swan out of a towel and a 'human' that they dressed up in my little sisters jacket and shorts and put my headset over its head XD

[dainko1981]

Jesus Christ, near the end, Dara looks just like if Eddie Izzard was bald, and that mic he's wearing is like an earring.

[KissmyEyesj]

' And ya slide the one arm in. Just to feel the good of the cloth' LMAOOO

[whiteravenindustries]

The turn down team is another thing that micheal Mcintyre has copied from Dara, and he copied dara's speech about spelling on the phone to people. Dara's stuff is just so much better though!

[chocletrazor]

I am the Pheasant!

[noelzy619]

the 7 people who disliked this are the turn down team

[brighttomorrows]

I went on a cruise once where the turn down team would make an origami animal out of towels every night. We got back to the room one night and saw that they had taken my mom's sunglasses from the counter and put them on the towel-puppy. We laughed, it was cute... and, uh... yeah, you had to be there...

[Tryptophile]

I managed to get myself into the made up bed once. I was as SNUG AS I'VE EVER BEEN OR WILL BE AGAIN.

[infinite114]

tuggin furiously fffff twang fffffff twang rofl

[Giggyjunior08]

"I like what ya done with the place" best line ever

[CrinimalMindsRox]

I am the pheasant!!!!!

[rugjacksby]

Dara is right up there with . . .

- Michael Mcintyre

-Tommy Teirnan

-Lenny Henry

[cem1yilmaz]

look in bit: hilarious

[SavannahG14]

best story ever: OMG it's a bird!

[gloomyoutlook]

rofl@the look in thing

[Obsidian1392]

...and then the phone rings and it's me: 'GETTING WARMER!'

[JessicasLullaby]

"Just cause you're sittin' there, reading like a slut."

Oh, dara. Brilliant, just brilliant.

[Torrigans]

Griefers gotta be pissed by them

[catscanflyhigh]

Insanely bad. One of the worst comedians out there

[Papped1710]

@catscanflyhigh yup, now we know you're an arse, leave it at one comment man

[catscanflyhigh]

@Papped1710 I could say the same to you

[Papped1710]

@catscanflyhigh meh I was still watching this and got hacked off reading your comments so I had another go. Least I didn't trawl through the entire gig and comment on each one.

[catscanflyhigh]

@Papped1710 Yeah, at least you didn't do that

[LondonPride25]

@Papped1710 Leave him alone. He's clearly a lonely, bored, trolling little cunt. I'm not a big fan of Michael McIntyre but I don't go through youtube, commenting on Michael McIntyre gigs saying how shite I think he is. Only a veritable wanker would. Fuck catscanflyhigh. The twat.

[catscanflyhigh]

@LondonPride25 Clearly! Such astute observations

[Leoanda]

@catscanflyhigh Then why are you watching part 6 of 9?

[catscanflyhigh]

@Leoanda CONTRAST! The more bad comedians you watch the more you can enjoy good ones.

[mitochondrion7]

hehe....part 69

[Hellforce2000]

This is the best clip of them all.

I feel dizzy from laughing.

[13Thanquol]

WARNING: Do not attempt to drink anything whilst watching this video. The results are not pretty.

[2k10cal]

@13Thanquol i didnt listen and, well, i need a new keyboard

[ivarbt]

8 people from turn down team thumbed this video down

[Ren2016]

omg, i can't breathe...

[kerrpy24vim]

"The pheasant" I can get into anywhere you live and leave that there. lol

[popazz1]

"See how I made a beak out of yer gusset" Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! My fecking ribs are aching!

[letsgolefties]

Haha 'readin like a slut!' lmfao

[sexykatie911]

Whosline999



[StylesDark]

hmmm i got alittle angery there... sorry people... just hate getting blaimed for things i dont/didnt do.

[StylesDark]

@smrndoff Styles@ what's your dads accent got to do with this comedy?

Do english people make stupid comments about being english or half english or nearly english when they see an english comedian on YouTube

I've noticed it's always people from small countries with a small mentality and a big ego who make these ridiculous comments as if it makes a blind bit of fucking difference where they're dad was born

Nobody gives a fuck son. And by the way there are plenty of irish about as witty as a turd

[StylesDark]

@StylesDark note how i fucked up wIth the "Styles@" its should be the other way round... BUT i can forward the email from youtube to anyone who really gives a flying fuck about any of this.

[Colton8646]

@StylesDark Its always the people from the small countries with a small mentality? American wanker detected.

[StylesDark]

@Colton8646 who the fuck said that? im english, u cock stain

[StylesDark]

@Colton8646 i found the comment, that was a comment he said about me, then he removed it so i got the email. read all of it before saying shit kiddo.

[StylesDark]

@smrndoff found them i forgot about MSN XD ok "@StylesDark

Oh that'll be why Dara is so funny then.....because you're dad's irish and you are english.

WTF have you or your dad got to do with this routine?

You should go to live in Ireland for a year or two, it would soon cure you of stupid notions about accents."

[StylesDark]

@smrndoff note how you removed the one that you replyed to mine, your a troll thats been trolling before. ma and da must be really prond ya feckless gobshite, ya need to get out ya ma's basement and get a job kiddo.

[StylesDark]

@smrndoff bring it the fuck on kiddo, i was just stateing a fact you shit wipe. instead of reading someone elses and bitching you should lighten up. Never said anything about being like Dara, jesus chill the fuck out or do you watch comedy shows just to cry at people?

[Shyyrn]

I love this whole anecdote, especially how he turns his head so dramatically at 6:03! X)

[shellie890]

the land of nod off!!!!!

hah genious

[timdaughte]

Have you noticed that there have been exactly 8 dislikes for these. It really takes dedication to suffer through something you don't like just to say it sucks. Personally, I think I would have watched 8 other things.

[StylesDark]

My dads irish so i had my whole life to perfect my irish accent. love fucking around with irish people with it ( Im english by the way )

[MsMello7]

Listening to him speak makes me wish I had an Irish accent just like his. Oh well, I'll make do with my American one.

Oh, and thanks for posting this. Hilarious stuff.

[keeperofthecheese]

10:19 the face he pulls as he hits the glass is brilliant :D

[gawwy123]

When he first mentioned the Turn Down Team, you could just sense it was going to be a hilarious bit. hahaha

[1k1llc47s]

"My arm...My arm slept fantastically, it's the best night sleep my arm has ever had..the rest of me is in feckin spasm at this point eh!" LMAO

[remcotorken]

10.07 the way he said 'staring out when i stare in' made me piss my pants

[LeftyHandedGuns]

Iamthepheasant.

[CaoimheNumba1]

"a crime fighting unit and we'd travel round the hotel turning down crime" AHAHAH

[MaryHolmes94]

Origami with pajamas!! ROFL

[nadman14]

'in really good hotels lads they rack up a line of cocaine on the table beside you' ROFL this guy is genius

[PFCPure]

3.40 - 4.12 mins. Laughing so hard i couldn't breath.

[LLY712]

I've seen the duck thing being made with towels, for example they made a teddy bear on my bed in egypt, but to do it with somebody's clothes is a little weird... Dara rocks as usual :)

[samr007]

''I like what youve done with the place'' hahaha

[wormyrug]

what the fuck is a gusset

[Obsidian1392]

@wormyrug part of fucking underwear

[barrym494]

I'm sitting outside an exam centre for leaving cert right now. Meant to be staying quiet but holding the laughter back so much its killing me :L

[mahoooney247]

@barrym494 You were watching Dara O Briain while I was sitting my L.C? You Bastard! haha

[TVCriticAmy]

Ha it's so true - it's hard not to look in a house when there's no curtains!x

[Jellyfish124]

Oh dear heaven.. My sides are killing me! When he started to talk about the whole looking in to other peoples houses, I had to stop the video! :D

Dara for the win!

[ciaracustard]

My sister used to be on a turn-down team! When I stay at her house, she does the same thing about half an hour before I go to sleep.

[LostSubsForever]

Gusset. Best word ever!!

[netsharp]

I was watching this when the rest of my family was asleep. I was laughing into my hand and arm for ages.

almost fell off my chair

[imprisoner3]

make a fukin duck of em on the bed looooooool

[ElectricDrummer91]

This is my favourite part of the whole DVD, brought me to tears haha

[gummi666]

my body was in spasm because of laughter at about 4:00

[IIShwickII]

Turn down team?

Yes... *clap clap clap, clap*

Get in here now!

This guy is hilarious, 2nd time watching this whole gig

[beamerball666]

Turn down team?

[TheRationalRant]

for some reason this part doesn't play for me. anyone else got this?

[DumuRaL]

Have you updated your flash player to 10.1?

[TheRationalRant]

Never mind bro, it's working now. :)

[frederickbabyyeah]

id Love it if dara volted over my garden wall ands smacked his face against the glass. :D who wouldnt

[Harvy355]

This guy is a legend, he's different to other stand ups.. in a big way but i dont know what it is.. omg he is so funny though lol the pheasent hahaha

[clairemsh]

Think it could be the fact he's so good at improvising....he seems v natural up there, less scripted than others!

[dragatus]

@Harvy355

I think what makes him different is the improvisation and interaction with the audience. Most stand up comedians have the show mostly planned out in advance, he seems to make stuff up as he goes along. So his show is much more spontaneous than normal.

[TheRationalRant]

A bit like Al Murray. Agree?

[Rodnox]

darragh is thousand times better than bill murray ...

[TheRationalRant]

Probably true, I never said al was better than dara, they have the same technique. I fucking hate fanboys who will thumb down any comment expressing a liking for a different comedian. Get a fucking backbone. Pricks!

[HarrisonRocks]

Ross Noble is really good for that, he literally improvises EVERYTHING, its mad.

[DumuRaL]

@Harvy355: It's probably that iconic Celtic logic you like o.~

[Stentor7]

I like what you've done with the place. LOL!

[SoftRazor12]

SO true about Sarah Beeny!

[Ruface124]

A serial killer called "The Pheasant"

[Wiggles369]

"cleavage on the front of your house"

lmfao, best comedian ever!

[ToriMUGMallon]

"Sitting there readin', LIKE A SLUT"

[hassanane]

GETTING WARMER!!! HAHHAAHAHA

[chris74742]

omg ive never laughed so hard in my life! the whole hotel thing with the duck and the turn down team was just genius! dara o'briain fuckin rocks!

[PollyJuice]

@chris74742

Completely LETHAL to watch this while eating dinner - I almost choked on a broccoli three times!

[aarontaylor21]

@PollyJuice 

[ChelseyMay17]

in really good hotels they rack up a line of cocaine on the side table turn down team LMFAO NEVER DRINK COFFEE at the comp when watching this lol especially at yer dads work lol whoops sorry computer monitor :S

[jennyhjennyh]

TURN DOWN TEAM!!

Hilarious haha

[WirralBagpuss]

This is brilliant. Swans, turn down team and pheasants !! I can hear Dave Allen laughing too. He was a brilliant comedian and this man seems to e following in his footsteps. Bravo !

[larinaLOVES]

serial killer called the pheasant LOL

[CrunchyEggs]

"See the way I made a beak out of the gusset" HAHAHAHA!

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

I cannot feel my sides from laughing at "TURN-DOWN TEAM!"

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@PurpleFunnyChocolate Oh yeah, i nearly wet myself and i cant feel my sides neither from, 9:49 till the end

Omg....Lol

[cosmicdustbunnee]

Ive made a beak out of the gusset!! XD

[frickinradical]

'eeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeeee...i like what you've done with the place'

lmao

[alibode]

Best Irish Comedian Ever !!!! Saw Him In Vicar Street Fuckin Ledgend!

[niettevragen]

I agree and disagree as well...he IS best Irish Comedian Ever...but he is Best Comedian Ever as well....cant remember laughing so hard at a comedian jokes as i do with Dara...he is like the Holy Grail for comedians... :P

[wakiaki99]

I'd say Dara is joint top with Michael McIntyre

[habiskinalamon]

how strange, i was just thinking that xD

ahh i love them both :D

♥

[welshdevondragon]

Aww Dara and his crimefighting teams!

[GinnyCullenSparrow]

I am the pheasant!

Omg that's so cool xD

oh God he's mad !

[BubbleMusicHead]

The clothes origami happened to me when I was in the Dominican Republic!

They made my swimming towel into the shape of a swan, it was really clever!

<3

[MattRooney06]

those crazy dominicans lmao (just kiddin)

[CrazyKayzee]

nnnnn twang... fftop!

V accurate!

[livee89]

TURN DOWN TEAM ! lol x

[frickinradical]

the crime fighters of the hotel world!

[Improvertellie]

ye sure is lolz

[dbzfan1995]

funny as hell