Red State Update: McCain's Alleged Affair

[Estate98]

z 22/f/single/cam! ne1 want to see? f

[elyanell]

I just got done taking a shower! i just watched ur video while im naked! lol xD

[alienfighter9]

@elyanell

faggot

[WebAnt]

Hmm. Maybe the Republicans started this rumor or scandal or whatever it is in order to get Republicans to rally around McCain. To spice up his campaign. Hmmm. God knows McCain needs some kind of excitement in his campaign because listening to him talk is like watching paint dry. :-/

[baddmanaz]

shouldnt that guy be wearing a t-shirt with the confederate flag?

[hollowbastionlovr]

Jackie Broyles For Prez!

[yourtango]

This is so funny!

[guitarmaniac07]

roman polanski haha

[neuralburn]

Who the heck is john mccain? Didnt he blow up the nagatomi plaza?

[pizarroluigi]

The next president of the USA.

[lastnameathan]

bullshit!!!

[pizarroluigi]

LOL...I'm voting for Joe Schriner, but I figured at least dem would comment.

Obama is dangerous, and I'm betting a lot of self-hating whites will vote for him just to show how tolerant they are, even though he doesn't want them to.

Such are the ways for some liberals.

[facelikedog]

Is it not interesting that a sex scandal in america is considered to be damaging to the participant, and rather a sign of vigor in europe? Good for McCain. Look at the way Hillary handled Bill's fuck ups. That broad has bigger balls than any of her rivals. She shows an ability to not sweat the little shit. Who needs a world leader who over reacts. It's time for you yanks to have a woman in the white house!

[Camelnooma]

Yeah...any woman but Hillary.

[81silv3rado]

agreed, camelnooma  lol yea such a tough chick stickin with the dude who was gettin busy with every woman but her tahts jsut askin fora disease.......................­THATS whats the healthcare is about!

[iMBBonlyone]

you know what's sexy? kindness, humor, consideration, respect, and the willingness to give a good massage often. behind closed doors, ya just never know... ;p

[dorisboy52]

bubbalicious...

[112343211]

is that a reflexology massage instruction sheet in front of jackie?

[ikekll]

"a puss filled vagina"

god that's gross.

These guys are brilliant!

Signed,

Terry the toothless hick!

;)

[Ilissill]

These inbred degenerates need to do themselves a favor and jump off the tallest building in hickvile. There is nothing more embarasing than redneck humor. You fucks write this yourself? JESUS YOU ARE RANCID ... a puss filled vagina.

[nilbud]

There is one thing more embarrassing.

[gatsu6969]

Ilissill your an idiot. i'm not going to tell you why your an idiot, but i'll give you a hint. read your comments and than watch more of these so called "hillbillies". if after countless hours you still don't know why your an idiot i suggest you either read a book or just go kill yourself because you don't have the brain capacity to survive in this world. i'm sorry for you, i hope you get better.

[Ilissill]

A terrible paradoy of redneck culture is still redneck humor, dunce. I am truly sorry for you and anyone else who finds this funny. Let me guess what you have planned for the weekend; america's funniest home video followed by Dorf?

HAHA

[urmomsuckedit]

Hey smart guy if you don't like it don't watch it! It's rather simple!

[steelgrrrlmai]

Meh, the guy's just a psuedo intellectual. There are a ton of them on the 'net, and they're all lost causes. It's like trying to explain dry humor to an ant.

[ikekll]

Ilissill - eek! "a puss filled vagina"

How dreadful!

I pity the poor fellow who has one!

hehehe

[nosupecualponerme]

dont drink and drive folks.

[cybertase]

Wow long did it take to drink all that beer, hey I eat pretzels or popcorn with mine. How old is that McCain anyway, sounds like his been learning something of that TV.

[sovereignson]

it'd be funny if they weren't talking about a POW that was/is a traitor to his cuntry...treasonist traitors are not able to run for pres., enforce the damn law!!!

[KenwoodKlown]

Ok whoever's waving the dumbass stick around knock it off! Tryin' to get my giggle on here. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.

Saw it a few days ago guys still funny as hell!

[PROPHETODOOM88]

when are you two inbread motherfuckers going to get your own cable show.

[iamnotme123]

god I love watching these lol

[CrocodileAvoider]

I wouldn't kick Paris Hilton out of bed.

[KenwoodKlown]

Hell I'd do her just for the room service.

[ErnestTSpoon]

Hey! McCain had a good reason for boinkin' Vicki Iseman. His old lady was addicted to prescription pain killers back then. So everytime the Viagra'd kick in for John, Cindy was fast asleep. Do ya blame the guy???

[GretchenDawntreader]

what is that on top of the beer cans, some foot reflexology thing, or that pad that's supposed to draw toxins out of your feet? They both could probably use a 6 pack of them.

Love these guys!!

What ever happened to Fred Thompson's charity call? We need an update on that.

[iamnotme123]

LMFAO these guys sound funny.

[kcnightops]

Hey I looked through the the comments and all I can say is screw the haters you guys are comics what the hell are people thinking

[ZMDELM]

Well, if I'm a dummy then that makes you an idiot, LOL. & we have the King of England on board also.

Did I tell you that I am Black also and ZMD stand for Zell Miller Democrat.

Not all Democrats and/or Blacks are buying Husseins crock of shit, the true idiots are though. Especially the white liberals. Suck on is gay black pole white libs, enjoy it while you can.

[denimandchrome]

Y'all should do something on Ralph Nadar's write-in to the Independent Party for this election period! He's given it to the democrats and they're pissed

[GretchenDawntreader]

if Nader successfully siphons enough votes off the democratic nominee and McCain wins, I say we sic Pat Robertson on him.

I mean, I admire Nader for his principles but he can't get elected any more than Ron Paul, and all he does is cost democrats (his closest ideological allies) votes! Dumbass. Shoots himself in the foot every time he puts himself on the ballot.

[bagelears]

There must be a Blue Dress with a stain on it somewhere in McCains closet.

[guitarfan01]

"she's been by his side ever since they had their affair."

:D

[Workinman101]

Why would that would be improper for him to go there,, but just fine for you ??? Just a thought.

[jx14aby]

"McDaddy is back!"

"You can use that by the way."

Wow! What a line.

[HilgersM]

Can't wait to see the one about Obama and Mr. Sinclair. LOL. That should be good!

[originaldylan]

The associated press reported that McCain's popularity went up as a result of the scandal. You guys were the first I've seen to suggest it several days before

[dejahthoris]

I think NOW IS THE TIME FOR JACKIE BROYLES TO JUMP INTO THE RACE!

[JohnK75136]

"It's like Roman Polanski"

OMG, that's too damn funny.

[jokertim777]

"Conservatives are rallying around him to protect him from the NYT." ummm, no. They're not (that is a ficticious media storyline). Real conservatives don't rally around or support John McCain. If the RNC is misguided enough to make him their nominee, the Democratic challenger will win. Hillary would motivate an Anti-Hillary turnout, but still fail, and Obama would drop a historic landslide on McCain burying his political career forever. Compare the voter turnout for the Primaries R vs. D.

[ZMDELM]

McCain is going to clean Hussein's clock in the General Election.

I am a Democrat and I will be voting for McCain of the empty suit Hussein!

& yes I know some D's won't vote for the Magic Negro just because he is Negro too.

There will be an awakening about Hussein, watch! and buyer's will be remorseful.

[grazon]

If you're a Democrat then I'm the King of England.

[jwazzz]

You used lines from Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage - you're not a democrat, you're a dummy.

[JiveDadson]

"I did it in every position I could get my arms into." ROTFL.

[sweervin]

Right on again, LOL.

Today's GOP has devolved into just a punch-line, and a holding tank for perverts, felons, and religious fanatics.

Give 'em hell, Dunlap.

[dunlaprosson]

if there is a hell the gop will find it and tax it.

[itsOPRAH]

oprah here, just lettin you know i love mcain, i loooooove john mcain. obama sucks, im votin for mcain.

love oprah

[red05hemi]

I swear Dunlap has an extra asshole on his chin!?!

[mmdghr]

i see it !!!!

[CaptBarbados]

He's LARGE version of Kirk Douglas!!!

[tuffyjon]

Red State Update is the greatest.

Thanks Red State you make me laugh.

Look i didn't even mention " oh Hell you know"

[FCK2U]

Yall need to lay off of these guys, their so funny. It's just a joke, get a sence of humor.

[AmericanCountryPride]

Why'd you have to remind me of Bill Clinton? Thanks a lot! LOL

[TheAnthemsOfTime]

Is that a reflexology chart in the video? Is Jackie using Kinoki foot pads?

[Elk4758]

I was wondering what that was.

[tuffyjon]

You guys are great.

I however will be voting for ron paul as a write in candidate. for those who need help you spell it RON PAUL.

[PoliticalAnalysis]

No need to be arrogant. I'm glad you're supporting Paul, even though I'm not, but this is sort of spam, and it's kind of rude as well.

[tuffyjon]

I'm sorry Mr. Mckinley, Please Don't Stone or Gravel me.

I was just trying to tell everyone how great Red State Update is. I Love their Political Humor. P.S. I tell everyone I'm voting for Ron Paul.

If that's rude, So be it.

[coffeedude65]

there's a "Vote for McCain" ad on this video. no lie.

[boblongstreth2]

you have to love a good sex scandel hahaha im still voting for him and he will beat the pants off billary and osama/obama

[lonewulf44]

Man the NY times is so pathetiec ... and people still read that trash as 'news'? McCain has no chance no matter what ...

[soupy1957]

I hate to say it but I actually agree with ya'll! McCain is so old, that he needs to have his campaign jumpstarted with the youth.

I think McCain planted that report with the NYT himself!

-Soupy1957

[puffalo]

McDaddy hahahaha

[paintedhorse1957]

hahahaha great stuff

[StreetMusician]

Johnny Mac's Podium Whack

There's a song in this

[DrBones666]

Yeah, ol' Pander-Bear got spanked pretty hard back in the Hanoi Hilton. Just wish wouldn't have hit him so hard in the head. Now we're stuck with another Republican nutcase. I wonder if he's gay like so many other Republicans?

[enseign]

he isnt a true republican, he's a damn democrat calling himself a republican. and if im not mistaken, the faggot public is democrat. so spit that dick out and go hang out at the blue state cocksucker ralley.

[Kaitsauce]

wow. I'm not a democrat that but that is unnecessarily rude and disrespectful.

If you want people to respect the republican party, maybe you should try being a better representative of it.

[red05hemi]

Apparently you don't understand the concept of humor!

[nothankyoumam]

Ol' McDaddy's prolly gonna need some viagra to push that podium over.

[tombstonetom]

"Roman Polanski" You guys go too far. I luv it too. Thanx.

[spicyhamster]

lmao. great episode.

[RogCBrand]

LOL!!! Another Red State classic!

[abolof]

i'm officially starting the rumor that ron paul has a tongue that would make gene simmons blush!

[WileyCoyote69]

Dam Nu Yarkers!!!

[commiekid16]

Hahahaha, genius.

[Squirelbutt]

Mac Daddy is back LMAO!!

[theonlyemoslayer]

these guys are great keep it up

[nemabass]

i bet romney wished that ny times came out with this story.  Oh well

[foxmac007]

what was the very last thing Dunlap said?

[bluclearsky]

"It's like Roman Polanski"

[WileyCoyote69]

Ah. But people have to understand the reference to get it, bluclearsky.

First his wife is murdered by Charles Manson. That's the "what he went through" part. Then the ehem, later sin, that Dunlop thinks he should be forgiven for--banging a 13 year old girl.

[foxmac007]

thank you

[JFra472449]

Why has the NY times decided that being attractive to the oppisite sex is a bad thing? McCain apparantly draws the ladies, he can't help being a stud. Happens to conservative guys.

[FreedomsPatriot]

The New York Lies/Slimes have less creditable than the National Enquirer. I guess they are trying to out lie MoveOn?

[witgw]

If uncle John did this, then he should get the single woman vote. They want a sugar daddy

Gary Hart was ahead of his time.

We deserve more Monkey Buisness.

Vote for the letcher of your choice.

[airborne373]

Does "songbirds" Vietnamese whores count?

[footprints6837]

Funny as always :)

Leslie~

[originaldylan]

go MacDaddy

[originaldylan]

Mac-Daddy

[Elk4758]

lol

[filthpunkdammit]

bwahahaha!

[KenwoodKlown]

Dunlap has gone demo OMG!

[WizKil]

McCains got a dong yu'al!!

[highheadjester]

and Clinton didnt???... and its Ya'll....

[pelagiushater]

It's "y'all!" You + all, dang it!

[malan89]

thank you.

[highheadjester]

wow they given us thumbs down??? I gave you a thumbs up to bring back up in SOUTHERN hospitality...

[calamaya48]

oops! pelaguishater....

i meant to give you (y'all) a thumbs up but accidentally gave a thumbs down! we need a recount here...

[originaldylan]

YA'LL indeed

[highheadjester]

wow they given us thumbs down??? I gave you a thumbs up to bring you back up in SOUTHERN hospitality...

[Chavez1993]

Lol kinda funnny

[imbs420]

then knock over the podium...rofl

You forgot to mention the endorsement deals available to him after all this, Viagra, Cialis or however you spell it.

How long til he breaks out an instrument to play for us?

whoo hoo first comment!!!

[battlefrostrecords]

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[oneqwerty]

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