Tortures for Flies: Fantastic Voyage

[017SHAMe]

weeeeeeeeeee!

[osclarkos]

some great inforamtion here thanks

[misscupcakezlove]

ooh thx baby jezus XD

[warwick2155]

can you do it with a hot girl next time?

[offplanetfilms]

@warwick2155 ...I try my best to do it with a hot girl EVERY TIME! ;)

[omgitsgrim2]

wouldn't the fly run out of oxygen and die before it even came outta grandma? XD

[offplanetfilms]

@omgitsgrim2 In cartoon-land... it works exactly the same way as it does in this cartoon! *wink*

[omgitsgrim2]

@offplanetfilms lol

[ZexionRoxasIsZero]

wouldn't the pill disolve

[offplanetfilms]

@ZexionRoxasIsZero ...You missed the mention of a "pre-varnished capsule" to solve this problemo!

[ZexionRoxasIsZero]

@offplanetfilms but the stomach acid would burn it away

[offplanetfilms]

@ZexionRoxasIsZero You'd be surprised what happens in cartoon land!

[dinoing07]

Funny I love it, your voice reminds me of Australian." I bet a hundred dollars, or in British I guess it would be 100 quid? I don't know." That your an Aussie, I love the vid.

[Tuckinator99]

best 1 yet

[DarknessNinja12]

this is one of the gayest videos ever... and ur accent is annoying 2...

[offplanetfilms]

@DarknessNinja12 ...Another sociopathic comment from an "eager-beaver, non-achiever"! Get back on your mardi-gras float & wiggle for your fans!

[A1bz1]

Correction: mouth gullet stomach small intestine Large intestine rectum anus

[offplanetfilms]

@A1bz1 ...Correction: fictional cartoon.

[sgrdpdrsn]

I recommend this video:

Flies on a dry dogshit

[creepyontheloop]

the fly wouldn't make it through drainage

[offplanetfilms]

@creepyontheloop ...You'd be amazed at what a pre-vanished capsule can withstand! ...They even make people take physics in cartoons seriously!

[ForeverGamer007]

you said fishes not fish

[offplanetfilms]

@ForeverGamer007 ...and that's precisely what was in the script ...There's always more than one fish in the sea!

[ForeverGamer007]

@offplanetfilms but the plural of fish is still fish

[offplanetfilms]

@ForeverGamer007 ...You haven't watched enough old Ganster movies. "Sleeping with the fishes" is an old goomba line! (There's even a novel of that title on Wikipedia).

[UndefinedZProduction]

@offplanetfilms

you do fucking now the pill opens right?

[offplanetfilms]

@UndefinedZProduction ...I'm sorry... I don't understand what you are trying to say to me. Perhaps with more language therapy, we may all be able to communicate with you?

[MrBobguything]

@offplanetfilms lol he means when you swallow a pill it opens up for the medication to work, but it desolves he cant take a joke lulz

[offplanetfilms]

@MrBobguything ...Possibly, but if so, he missed the part in the video mentioning a "pre-varnished capsule" to prevent the dissolving! Probably just the type who constantly trips up on his own anger mismanagement.

[MrBobguything]

@offplanetfilms haha trolls.

[SteveStGSOBIC]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!????????????

[kelby180]

I was also told to go here from mystery seeker and this has nothing to do with the word vore which it also told me to lookin up the meaning of Wtf?

[atlsumma]

just was told to watch this from mysteryseeker.

[Sohave]

One of my favourites.

[ThePoppy998]

BUM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

lol

[minta33]

Wow you must have used loads of card to make all of the episodes!

[offplanetfilms]

@minta33 ...yea, we do go through a lot... but we recycle a lot of stuff in other episodes too!

[brandon3764]

And then starts the cycle again

[Nagaerreagan]

my mom and dad will kill me if i did that

[supahfly55]

GRANNY TITS GROTY!!!

I love these videos so much!!!

[JessTheIrishChick]

why is this so funny!

[offplanetfilms]

@JessTheIrishChick ...Because without humor, we'd be an entire planet of dry boring fu*ckers!

[FlipLogic]

@offplanetfilms

That would be a serious matter indeed!

[cMzkazuhira]

@offplanetfilms whoa why those the old lady kind'a creepy.

[KrazyKuKluxKiller]

@offplanetfilms IT's okay to say fuck on the Internet you jackass shit faggot cunt.

[offplanetfilms]

@KrazyKuKluxKiller ...another garden variety, small-genitalia sociopath. *yawn*

[DarnedNut]

@offplanetfilms I Think the british beat us to it, their humor is very very dry... lol im part british and i cant stand most of their jokes

[dibi203]

@offplanetfilms If this happened in real life, your throat might be full of goo! D:

[soxamillion]

1. it would die out of lack of air inside the capsule

2. the capsule would disolve so why did it not here

[offplanetfilms]

@soxamillion A1: Insects use very little oxygen, particularly when they aren't moving.

A2: Didn't the video mention using a "pre-varnished capsule"?

A3: It's a fictional cartoon!

[offplanetfilms]

@knifeinspade ...That makes as much sense as a Giraffe astronaut!

[kefer123622]

mfw granny tits

[BrutalNightmares]

if everyone in the wOrld did this, there would be no more flies.. which =... no fun :(

[zarcose2andzarcose1]

'Aw think u baby jeus' LOL IS FUNNY

[luigimario54321ful]

you forgot that it goes through the sewage plant

[offplanetfilms]

@luigimario54321ful ...good point! ...Although in Tasmania (where I am)...these's still plenty of dirty buggers flushing out to sea!

[luigimario54321ful]

@offplanetfilms :I

[TheLandofLyrics]

is this series actually meant for people to try them or just for a fictional enduced laugh?

[offplanetfilms]

@TheLandofLyrics ...I could answer the question for you, but I think many of the episodes answer it themselves... particularly the "Edge of Justice" one!

[TheLandofLyrics]

Why not just put the fly in the capsule than drop it in the toilet and flush? :D

[offplanetfilms]

@TheLandofLyrics ...and miss out on the fun roller-coaster ride through the grandma? Not on your life! ..err... I mean... the flies life!!!

[odilita88]

i love the kid's accent when he says "from now on his fate lies in his own hands"

[justjosh0123]

Thank you baby Jesus

[MrDome4u]

┌∩┐(¬‿¬)┌∩┐ SICK FUCK

[xXxJokerManxXx]

how the fuck do i catch one first??

[offplanetfilms]

@xXxJokerManxXx ...In Australia, they're these big slow floppy things that hang around window sills. I'm sure if you have a fine butterfly net & stalk it over some rotten meat anywhere in the world, one should come alone sooner or later.

[Jeroshio1]

I apologize, it was my first time watching and again good job.

[Jeroshio1]

Fantastic animation but you need a new voice actor.

[offplanetfilms]

@Jeroshio1 ...we use different voice actors all the time! ..even this one has an alternate voiced version called "Going South"

[JustinsAwesome100]

There are two videos of this! Omg! lf you want to see it, look up flying south. It's the same video made by these people offplanetfilms, just a different voice over!

[offplanetfilms]

@JustinsAwesome100 ...yea, we had a request for a screening to modify the version with the kids voiceover.

[TaiFerret]

I like to eat flies too.

[DennisH2010]

XD

[TheManLasse]

das is so geil

[i1337G33k]

actually grandma would of digested that pill

[offplanetfilms]

@i1337G33k ...The pill is described in the video as a "pre-varnished capsule" to remedy just that problem !!

[ELPerroBuddy63]

Cool video, This really solidify my younger daughter's deep desire to be a super doctor. She wants to someday lead a team of surgeons on a trip inside a body of a patient who has Cancer.Then find the Cancer cells and kill them with high powered lasers.Very stimulating for a young child of 13 with huge dreams and desires.

[Angelofdarkness862]

my grandma die after that

[offplanetfilms]

@Angelofdarkness862 ...only if she knew about it! ;)

[redskindomination]

this is......... disturbing..... -_-

[offplanetfilms]

@redskindomination ...take one "GET OVER IT PILL", and you'll feel better in the morning! (Search for the video if you need an explanation.)

[TheMarblegirl101]

ok? i thought there was already a fantastic voyage episode

[Chernobog2]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­at.

[offplanetfilms]

@Chernobog2 ...Fozzie? ....Is....is that YOU?

[xxBuju09xx]

I WANT TO NARRATE THE SERIES!

[iLovPASTAAA]

or...to speed things up,just put the fly into the toilet so it would die faster

[offplanetfilms]

@iLovPASTAAA ...possibly, but you're denying the fly the roller-coaster ride of it's life!

[iLovPASTAAA]

@offplanetfilms true,true.

[418jrbec]

thx kid

[offplanetfilms]

@418jrbec ...Last time I qualified as a kid, it was about 1982!

[velociraptor973]

reply if u tried that! =D

[offplanetfilms]

@velociraptor973 ...on myself?  Nope.

[kaikizz]

hahahaxD this boy is crazy... LOL! poor fly!!!xD

[BLOXXYGroudon]

._.

[offplanetfilms]

@BLOXXYGroudon ...is that an ant run over by a tricycle?

[Mizpagh67]

and out to say...

[ymarichal]

0:22 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!­!1

[Drake14161337]

That grandma looks like a zombie...

[ICU2P]

What is with the anatomy?

[offplanetfilms]

@ICU2P ...We all have an anatomy of sorts, otherwise we're all just empty inside, like bankers!

[samusRulz]

Did anyone else notice the saggy boobs at the diagram?

[offplanetfilms]

@samusRulz ...Hell yes! ... I did!

[kckinsmcg]

Thank you baby Jesus!

(WTH)

[mike04mk7]

wow just wow very well done but just wow

[ichmalealsobinich]

This little boy does know too much about his grandmas body shape and anatomy LOL :D

[Goldstar127]

Holy crap(no pun intended), holiday granny talked.

[roparich99]

ahhh thank you baby jesuslol

[Niceboy3377]

@roparich99 what??????????? he aint a baby anymore

[kirbix1]

LOL



[BlueKyuubi63]

why is the poo green.

[offplanetfilms]

@BlueKyuubi63 ...if you include more spinach in your diet (like Popeye), you wouldn't ask!

[gt500x]

barf!!!

[warwick2155]

Its a shame its not a hot girl instead of grandma, would have turned me on like hell

[jorgeguerreroiscool]

nice tits grandma :]

[offplanetfilms]

@jorgeguerreroiscool ...She bootyful!

[McPook101]

LOL good thing i anit a fly XD

[helfenator]

oh thank you baby Jesus ^^

[offplanetfilms]

@helfenator ...the thankful prayer of many a constipated pensioner!

[Animeforever61]

The close up on her tongue from inside her mouth made me so hot and horny, I got hard and you guessed it, I jerking off to the tongue shot.

[offplanetfilms]

@Animeforever61 ...Man, the whole world must be one big whackolistic opportunity for you!

[shimateko]

LMAO!! granny's poop is blue!!!

[offplanetfilms]

@shimateko ...perhaps she drank too much of her blue hair rinse!

[xxnickxxish]

i know but it was still a good vid there all funny

[xxnickxxish]

the Capsule wood be disolvd an kill the fly or the fly will run out of air and die. the pre-varnish pill wood meltt your (tummy) fluids are not nice stuff. the oldey looks funny!

[offplanetfilms]

@xxnickxxish ...You shouldn't over-analyse animated cartoons, it's very bad for your reality!

[xxnickxxish]

@offplanetfilms i know but it was still a good vid all your vids are good

[codsamanta]

that totally sucks. that is I.M.P.O.S.S.I.B.L.E -.-''

that won't happen.

it will die before it has the chance to leave the stomach =.=''

[offplanetfilms]

@codsamanta ...that why the CARTOON mentioned "Pre-Varnished Capsule"!

[jonahsa2000]

don't pills melt?

[offplanetfilms]

@jonahsa2000 Very true! ...but the video mentioned placing the fly in a "pre-varnished" capsule to remedy this effect!

[jonahsa2000]

@offplanetfilms ooooooh must have missed that part :P

[cooltyrannosaur1]

lol poor fly at da end with the fish

[MikeTheGuy00]

The granny's nipples.... oh jebus

[VaciliNikoMavich]

lolz at the end!

[sk8m4n454]

2 problems:

1:the gastric fluids would kill the fly b4 he has the chance to get craped out.

2:feeding grandma a fake pill at med time instead of a real pill wouldn`t be so healthy for grandma `cause she needs her meds.

[MrEinstain]

I will try it if a fly fits a pill.

[offplanetfilms]

@MrEinstain ...It'll fit! (Don't forget to pre-varnish the pill to stop it disolving inside! ...and its even more fun if you fit a minature camera in there with a micro-flashlight to make the video of a lifetime!)

[meepmeepbunny]

happy 4th of july!

[meepmeepbunny]

i meant the suscribers they don't keep things to themselves

[meepmeepbunny]

who would do that to an old gramma

AND STOP CUSSING! IT ANNOYS ME SOOO MUCH IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!! you are soo mean!

[offplanetfilms]

@meepmeepbunny .."cussing"? (You're taking this a little too much to heart.)

[gavain788]

um actually the pill would melt in hydrochloric acid and melt the shit out of the fly

[offplanetfilms]

@gavain788 Thats why the video suggested using a "pre-varnished capsule"!

[gavain788]

@offplanetfilms Fuck off, all your videos suck

[offplanetfilms]

@gavain788 ...Whoa!!!... temper temper little one! ....I bet you're one of those ANGRY little people without much going on in the "between the trousers" department? *wink wink*

[theHLetter]

damn I was eating when I watched this

[TheChipettesEmerald]

Tortures for grandma: Fantastic Fly Voyage.

[SprDrumio64]

Im sorry...WTF!

[offplanetfilms]

@SprDrumio64

You should consider weaning yourself from using the "wtf" motto.... it's the overused cliche of a conservative humor-atrophied generation.

[ajji1640]

that old person is ugly

[offplanetfilms]

@ajji1640

Not all old people are born attractive!

[crazyjorge2111]

hahahaha!!!! Damn I actually WATCHED these this time. fakin hilarious! maybe ill try some, if I don't drop dead at the sight of them. Again, the scare the shit out of me.

[Rawk4Life]

If a fly is still alive by the time it passes through a human's intestinal system, then it's immortal.

[offplanetfilms]

Of course it's immortal! ...It's a cartoon!

[nolife122]

@offplanetfilms hehe well said

[offplanetfilms]

We've made many, many sequels (and still counting!)

[alimorris100]

i wish i could have a go

[SeriousIlya]

These videos are brilliant, and addictive, but some are so fucking brutal xD

[universeinverted]

oh my goodness

[metroliner89]

poor fly! Your brittish ass is fucked up kid!

[offplanetfilms]

That's an Australian accent, asshat!

[PieXNinja]

@offplanetfilms

It's amazing how stupid people are isn't it?

[offplanetfilms]

Human stupidity is truly infinite!

[sindude300]

i cant stop laughing when she swallows the capsule i spitted out the water in my mouth ahahh

[Bongus122]

omg this turns me on! <3

[MegaGeek325]

...o_O

I'd ask, but I'm afraid to know.

[Skittywolf]

@Bongus122 That's nice...... o.O

[TheEliminator1992]

i love the kid's accent!

[Sc00t3r4lyf]

how about roast a marshmellow and burn it then put the fly in it and burn it again haha!!!

[superyoshi65]

awesome

[afarnesang]

What about digestion?

[offplanetfilms]

You missed the "pre-varnished capsule" line!

[madfighter56]

ya but the stomach acid could burn through steel so in reality it would die in the stomach but it sounds cool.

[loopy12222master1]

Kinda wierd

[lesyeipo]

Déu meu, que bo que bo