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  • learn to swim

  • MAYNARD IS A CRIP! I saw him down on 31st street gangbanging some bitches with my homeboi lebron

  • Obvious troll.

    Is so obvious.

  • Chill people, its a joke, an even if it is'nt why do you care about someone elses opinion so much. You know whats good.

  • Je crois sincèrement que ton jugement sur TOOL est une marque d’incompréhension à l'égard de ce que TOOL veut projeter à travers leurs chansons. En effet, tu n'as définitivement RIEN compris de ce qu'ils voulaient dire.Tu vois,tu juge par l'apparence de ce groupe,au fait qu'ils montrent des fesses ou des pénis.oui,asser mature pour dire que quelque chose SUCE,merci.Tu vois,tool est assé intelligent pour changer des perception, et toi,avec ce vidéo,crois tu vraiment que t'as convaincu quelqu'un?

  • @liveforpeacification tu as raison! le gars qui a fait ca est un OSTI de PMDG ( Porc Maritime De Bretagne ) 

    swing on the spiral

  • this is so dumb hahahahahah

  • forty six & 2 *

  • That video Disgustipated me. This guy is a Useful Idiot who was obviously Rosetta Stoned. Rob Zombie is a Hooker with a Penis. So much Intolerance, he deserves some Prison Sex. This video just shows why Tool fans are about 46 & 2 steps ahead of you.

  • tua mamma beve

  • Moronic homophobe.

  • I can't believe people actually think he's serious.

  • HAHA I love It! It's like when I make fun of Trekkies to piss them off,even though I love it.Picard is better.

  • Yeah its fun to make fun of a man that dedicated some of his songs to his mother..

  • HAHAHAHAHA MASSIVE TROLL! 

  • make a senseless video and i can get 6 figure views too.

  • BTW wasn't trying to trash Metallica, just your arguments. Let me continue, Travis Barker used electronic drums with +44. So you have done nothing but contradict yourself, and state illogical or illrelvent arguments. You should not feel proud for having a quarter million views but let the thirteen thousand dislikes enlighten you of your inabilty to debate.

  • "Copied Floyd" was the only argument that touched music (or was it just the bad-ass light show) but the proper way to work that would be "Infulenced by Pink Floyd." Musically Metallica is the only band that could be accuratly accused of copping Floyd. Don't belive me listen to "The Wall" album followed by the "Ride the Lightning" album and tell me the guitar rifts arm't simmilar.

  • your "opinion" is an example of stupid trolling

  • epic trolling

  • @gyr0therapy lmfao! bro you are the butt fucking faggot..... just another lame ass troll bitch boy trying to give 10 dumb ass reason for a band sucking. why don't you listen to the music, and.. shut the fuck up.

  • all of your reasons have nothing to do with the actual music, they don't want your tainted queer money

  • I actually laughed at all of those except #1....

  • Go learn about music and brake all of your punk wannabes cds!!!!

  • you are fucking stupid you are gay to fucknut

  • i don't know whether this is serious or not because of how rediculous all the reasons are haha.

  • All that seem reasonable reasons

  • Wow, who is on Barkers dick? That's right, you are. And since ( as others have pointed out) none of your "dislikes" have anything to do with the music this leads me to believe you have a personal grudge. Judging buy the Dicks and Asses you pointed out I have concluded that you want to suck off Maynard but he wont let you so you take your homosexual frustrations out on him. In all you need to move on and get a real boyfriend you fucking cocksucking piece o' shit. Class dismissed.

  • 2.5% likes, VS 97.5% dislikes...... waahahahahahah YOU FUCKING SUCK, not tool

  • O autor do video é uma filho da puta e a mãe dele se masturba com um diferencial de Scania jacaré 1975 todo enferrujado! O que este bosta ouve? musica de rapper preto filho da puta ?

    Deve ser uma que dá o toba no mato!!!!

  • Oh by the way fuck you again you asshole. Again as I said before, I hope your mom gets cancer if she's still alive. And if she doesn't, I'll do you the favor of killing her. Then we'll see how you feel -- but I guess your mom was garbage so you don't love her. You don't know shit about his mother or her life or his life. Real music fans don't purchase songs on iTunes, by the way. iTunes is absolute shit as is Apple.

  • did i just see mike patton ?

  • I like how none of the reasons had ANYTHING to do with the music. I think the other 13,000 people agree.

  • bellend

  • The only good thing about this atrocity of a video is Rob Zombie

  • Barker??? Holy shit that's funny. I know chicks that play better than that tool (pun intended)!!

  • shouldn't it be 10 reasons why tool suck?

  • Every reason has nothing to do with their music. I guess your kinda dumb.

  • This is a joke. I thought that was blatantly obvious until I began reading some of these comments. People take the internet way too seriously....

  • I clicked this video while literally stating to my friends, "Let's see how many dislikes this has."

    Internet, you have not disappointed, and I am proud to add my dislike with yours.

  • Well considering whoever made this video likes to flaunt his opinion....You suck sir....you suck heavy dicks....even the blacken vein ones. You like when i type about cocks don't you? yea you do i can tell cause you leak shit out of your ass from all the dicks you take. You obviously have no concept on what real music is....i think its cause you have so many dicks in your future that you don't care to understand cause all you think about is when you can get your next fix of cum in your mouth.

  • TOP 10 REASONS WHY TOOL ROCKS 10- sexy mohawk 9- no censors! 8- they hardly ever write in 4/4 they decide to choose more complicated time signatures 7- sound on stage sounds almost exactly as on the album aka amazing 6-they have amazing artwork (Thank u alex grey) 5-thir bassist kick ass 4-not sellouts 3-danny=AWESOME 2-maynards voice is like no other 1-EARGASM
  • #10-who gives a fuck if hes gay?

    #9- the tool wrench is a yin yang pointing up its male, pointing down its female

    #8-im sure u would cry if ur mom was paralized for 10000 days and died

    #7-who wouldnt wanna be like p.f.? the rock!

    #6-art shouldnt be censored

    #5-wtf does that even mean?

    #4-oh so cuz danny likes the lakers he is then a bad drummer? that makes no scene at all

    #3-cuz they arnt fucking sell outs

  • @iloveVincentV #2- electric drums are cool, u can do alot with them, they can be abused, but danny doesnt, trust me ive seen him live without them and its fucking amazing!

    #1-i have no fuckin idea who that is, but just cuz u think hes better then tool, doesnt mean tool sucks.

    this video made no scene it had not a damn thing to do with their music.

    and ps DANNY KICKS ASS I LOVE YOU DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What a sad, pathetic life it must be that you have to trash a band. I don't care if you don't like it. Also, travis barker? let a DRUMMER tell you, he's mediocre, at best.

  • dude those are the worst reason why a band sucks haha you must be a pretty lonely guy...

  • IDIOT!

  • Hey dude ur a retard. dont be jealous of tool just because u cant incorporate the Fibonacci sequence into a song. ur obviously not that intelligent if u think tool sucks so i dont really have to say anything else. burn mfer

  • Obviously you are an IDIOT! enough said not gonna waste my time on this A__hole!

  • Are you the hooker with a penis???

  • Maynard is a brilliant man. He's made 3 VERY good bands and his music/lyrics are always beautiful. Why would you even make a FB page for not liking the band? Did they throw you out of a concert or maybe steal your do? and by the way, Travis Barker is A LOT better with Blink 182. I saw them in concert and the worse song was the one he did from his solo cd. It sucked. Make a youtube video about that instead. It's be more accurate.

  • he's a artitst apparently u horrible taste in music!!!! cant say that tool sux to a ROB ZOMBIE song. next time do ur homework!!!!

  • If you are saying tool is gay then why did you show your love for a shirtless man that can only play one bet ?

  • first of all you're a tool, learn how to spell first before you post slander on youtube. You're just jealous because you have no talent so you bash legit bands like tool to make yourself feel better.

  • hahahahahaha im all for making fun of bands i like and i like tool, but that was dumb you could of came up with funnier shit to make fun of them with

  • @sicmonstruo1 no shit right!?!  whoever posted this is a retard.

  • Can't beat Barker ? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're so funny ! :') Oh wait... were you serious ?

  • Two words- SEEK HELP!!! Tool is one of the greatest bands ever! Luckily most folks can see you're being sarcastic!You're a FOOL for TOOL!! You know you like it!

  • none of your arguments support that statement... your a fuckin dip shit!!!!

  • what a TOOL

  • i love tool, but this was pretty funny.

  • muuuuuum im out too kill 409 people which ones the ones how liked this stuipid video oh fair anofe f@#^&*k you

  • this video is full of sarcasm, the dude clearly likes tool. if you cant spot a troll on the internet you will go insane with anger.

  • To all those who think this is real; i pity you.

  • Are you ok man? This video is fucking pure crap

  • Speaking of sucks, how bout that rob zombie solo career

  • dumb ass cant even spell san antonio

  • @8lutzrangers its texas talk, mind you.

  • you're arguments are... well.. SHIT!

  • Oh and also, The fact that Danny Carey plays and understands how to play the Tabla is extremely impressive because music theory and the way notes are constructed, SHIT even the notes THEMSELVES are totally different then in western music. So just that one point ALONE proves that you are an ignorant boob. Next time you have a thought, give it a second look before you go off and admit to the world that your a fucking idiot.

  • It honestly really pisses me off that bands get over looked and judged all of the time due to an image or some stupid press photo. Why don't you go and actually LISTEN to the band, not just look at their pictures and make some half ass fucktard verdict based on nothing.

  • Wow... I think I've actually lost I.Q points due to sitting and watching the entire video. Every single point that you've made in your argument either doesn't correlate with their music, is IRRELEVANT to their music, or is simply just naive/ignorant drabble. Proves yourself to be someone with VERY little knowledge in music, theory, and what musicianship really means.

  • Well tool is great they rock rosetta stoned matches you perfectly seeing things about maynard thumbs up if you agree!!!!!!!!!

  • holy shit, the amount of stupidity emanating from this video is beyond comprehension.You are incredibly ignorant, stupid, and just a flat out fucking idiot.

  • Wow, faggot. You showed Maynard crying about his mommy, WHEN SHE DIED DIPSHIT!!!! Even worse, that reason doesn't even work because one of the best songs of all time was written dedicated to Maynard's mother. (10,000 Days). And only YOU would look of pictures of dicks and use it against Tool, when I honestly think they were just having fun. And they didn't COPY Pink Floyd, they even said that they INSPIRED them, so Tool even gave them credit for what turned out to be a freggin awesome show!! xp

  • This is so ridiculous that i just can feel pity for the guy who made this video. He is hopelessly trying to get some attention poor guy, and he got it! Some are known for their talent, and some only for their stupidity!

  • travis barker???

    

  • you literally took the time to make this? I was expecting a decent argument, not just 10 random bias reasons to not like them. Tool is one of the most intelligent and gifted bands I've ever heard. Why don't you knock on someone like rob zombie?

  • what da fak am i watching...

  • all you see is cock and ass in life ?? Why dont you listen instead ..

  • Rob Zombie ??? LMFAO

  • Your Mama sucks.TOOL is the greatest bend!Tool fan from Serbia!

  • NOOB

  • don't know how often I watched this xD i just love tool

  • I feel dumber having watched this.

  • I hate Tool... They suck, but this video sucks worse.

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  • @444PINKERAZER You just got epicly trolled, fanboy :)

  • hahaha trolled hard

  • lol XD #1 Cant beet barker

  • travis barker IS a tool. He's a corporate sellout pawn, and he sucks on the corporate cock. Just sayin.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA, obvious trolling but hilarious... unlike all the butthurt comments from tool fans who don't realize that it's a joke. Those are just depressing

  • oh yeah and who are you to wave you finger

    fucking hypocrite

  • let me give you a sugjestion to keep you occupied

    LEARN TO SWIM

  • Was this made by snaredrum110 or drummerbadass110?

  • @Fsxace999

    he he

  • travis barker... if you comperaed them to nicko mcbrain they both suck dick all day long. Obivously you know little about music. you can go have a happy gay nazi orgy with you friends, the rest of us will still love tool

  • NO YOU DO NOT MAKE FUN OF HIS MOM LIKE THAT )):

  • @elmutor

    That comment was just plain stupid, I feel like I've already given it too much credibility by responding. lol

  • You SUCK!!! TOOL RULES!

  • I love TOOL but this is funny as hell. P.S. F U Too

  • Lmfao, he just took all the things that make TooL what it is, and made comments any ignorant musically deficient person would make... You couldnt know about half the things he made fun of if you weren't a fan or past fan. Either he did extensive research because he hates TOOL or hes a troll.

  • @FastHands1504

    probably a troll

    a lot of those things were the exact opposite of the truth!

  • @1y9b9b This video wasnt trolling, it was a fad that mega64 started with "10 reasons why the beatles suck". This guy just joined in and used his favourite band, its just 1 big joke. The other video the guy made is about the new album tool has coming, so this isnt trolling.

  • new Internet/blogging/whatever rule proposition.. anyone who writes "sux" is not to be taken seriously

  • is this a video ?

  • I am a tool fan, supporter, admirer and I worship Danny's drumming...but come on, this video was fucking hilarious. You guys gotta lighten up.

  • your a huge tool

  • after first reason,i know who you are,sorry,things will get better-hold on

  • I love Tool, I had a Tool tribute band back in the day and everything. But I really liked this video. I got EPIC LULZ looking at all the butthurt comments from everyone. I guess you are all 'tools' after all, chill the fuck up, geez.

    And don't forget to hurl me those red thumbs

  • Yep, can't beat Barker! Lmao

  • one does not simply say that tool sucks

    who cares if they were farmers,or even american?

    if your mother didn't love you,it doesn't mean parabola sucks.it means she's a uncaring bitch.

    also, good artists don't inspire, they steal. who is this pink floyd? if you like them so much why don't you marry them?!

    eletronic drums are a invention,why shouldn't they use them?

    the rest of the arguments are so stupid i don't even mind

    musical tastes don't discuss.harmony as one.love as one.love tool

  • Tool fans must love magic mushrooms and DMC. Fucking idiots.

  • Tool sucks, yet somehow they still mange to sell out tour after tour. While all the other bands that came up in the early 90's are either dead or just fucking awful. Even Pearl Pearl blows at this point, but Tool is still out playin sold out shows and killing it. And any fuckin idiot that compares Tool to that long haired shitty film maker rob zombie, is a probably loser fat kid, with less intellect than the shit I took this morning.

  • HOLD THE FUCK UP. I am 11 seconds into this video and already it's telling me Tool sucks and its fuckin playing Rob Zombie? Ok this is is officially void on that point alone but lets see what else this bozo comes up with.

  • As a big Tool fan, this video is hilarious. I can't believe people are taking this seriously at all. I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

  • Successful troll was successful

  • tool sucks like primus sucks!

  • this video is obviously fake, noone is stupid enough to actually take these reasons to heart. or at least i hope to god noone takes this video seriously, if so you deserve to have your brain yanked out by a retarded monkey.

  • @dalton9931 These people do dude. I admitadely did the first time I watched it but I got a good laugh when I wised up and did a rewatch.

  • You can go die.

  • Tool sucks indeed but these were stupid non-music related opinions ....nice touch with dragula though

  • alright..well danny hits a gong in the middle of a song and still keeps beat and he also plays 5/8 while the rest of the band is in 6/8 can you dumbass barker do that???....no! he has no gong lol

  • Terrible. What a waste of time.

  • wow!! rob zombie really!! if your going to bash on tool you better get a a better band to back your ass up. and who cares if they copied floyed...ummm dumbass bands get there ideas from other bands dipshit. and if you were famous and in a band you dont think you wouldnt write a song about your mom if she died. your an idiot.

  • @PrimeHampton16 Zombie shits out Tools 8 hours aftr breakfast

  • Thank you!

  • Cool story bro.

  • Ok Kiddo... you made your point. Happy? No go play Rock Band with your friends and don't be late for dinner, ok?

    So cute!

  • if you're not a deeply messed up troll mate, you must be f*ckin' retarded.

  • BAHAHAHAH I love this band and honestly, I give you kudos! Best trolling I have seen! 404 likes to 13,049 dislikes. Well done man :) So many butthurt faggots here!

  • @rickroller2000 you sound like a serious newfag "rickroller2000"

  • i dont give a shit wether or not u lik a band. i just want to point out thats true fans have the actually cd's, vinals, and or cassets of their fav bands. If u dislik a band bcuz u cant get their music on i tunes, then u must be lik ten years old. either that or u didn't enjoy music till lik teh 2000's.

  • Good work; Tool is a very shitty band (because of Keenan's wrong vocal style). Now someone make a real video on why Tool is shit, this one is a fukkin joke; who cares if a band is gay and butt fuck each other in their downtime - never stopped Faith No More being one of the greatest successful bands in the world for a decade!

  • @blacknganga what does "wrong vocal style" mean? Patton would male tool sooo much better. youre a douche, and fuck FNM...Mr Bungle blows the shit outta them.

  • @boweed420 Bungle is a joke band who ripped off all their material from f. Zappa. Wrong means: is trying to sing into the hearts of 14 yr old girls and "mystic" tryhards in order to ween them outta their pocket money...

  • I have typed like four hateful comments that involve you being abused by various objects (mostly being run over by a semi multiple times). But every time I finish said hateful comment, I realize it is not hateful enough. I just really hope you can at least make a logical argument over how they "suck."

    Actually, why the hell am I watching this? I fucking love Tool.

  • @CaddySlash You are a douche if you really love Tool.

  • They could all be butt fuckin cowboys Im only droppin mushrooms and acid anyway to them not jerkin off fuck face.....Tool Sux Bahahahahaha!.....Gimme that fuckin cd then bitch ill fuckin listen to it.Hey anybody want some shroomzz roommzz oommzz mmzz zz!I hope maynard haunts you in your wet dreams hahahhaa!

  • what, the fuck...

  • You're a fucking loser...see ya in hell buddy!

  • 0/10, troll harder.

  • This was a terrible video man 0_o (granted, i am the one who clicked on it). I mean, pain from relationships with parents is a huge influence on music. Pink Floyd may also have trippy sounding music but dude the difference is night and day my friend. My guess is that this video was not actually that serious.

  • It's funny you say Tool sucks yet you're using Rob Zomzbie's music for the video lol. I like Rob Zombie and have even been to his concert, But Rob Zombie has NOTHING on Tool's SKILL, PASSION, MEANING, and how REAL they are. Tool's got a song about you it's called Aenima. You're the type of people who make America SHIT.

  • u are retard, this is just my opinion, and join the group I.R.Retard on get a fuckin life, it'll be a great investment

  • you dont have any fucking idea from music 

  • are you 5 years old?  On behalf of Tool... Sticks and stones will break my bones...Fu@k You!

  • only 13,021 dislikes?????

    YOU SUCK!!!!

  • barker is the best??? i beg to differ, id take slipknots drummer and a few hardcore bands drummers over him anyday, and especially tools drummer.

  • have you ever heard that its not "copying", its called a cover you retarded ass clown

  • the fuck are you thinking you put a rob zombie song in a video call tool suck???? rob zombie never make a song complete as tool did. your just a FUCKING IDIOT who don't know nothing about music

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAA you pick barker who is litterally shit i dont know how people like him and compare him to the best drummer in the world FUUUUUUCK YOU!

  • I came here to thumb down your video and call you a faggot. FAGGOT!

  • wow you suck your video sucks get a life and fuck off its music

  • im a huge tool fan. this is fucking hilarious

  • Plus you know way too much about Tool to really hate them. :D

  • I like you coz you're an idiot and aren't afraid to show the world. :D

  • 10 reasons twhy you suck ! 1) you dont like tool 2) you dont like tool 3) you dont like tool 4) you dont like tool 5) you dont like tool 6)you dont like tool 7) you dont like tool 8) you dont like tool 9) you dont like tool 10) you dont like tool
  • HAHAHAHAHA! Wow this is pretty crap. Video was poor, quality of images poor too, art direction, let's say poor. Only good point was the music, but the maker of the video didn't create that. Hmmm, I'm going to go back to watching Tool clips and enjoying the talent that people have to offer. :D

  • Look, don't feed the trolls. He's obviously put this up wanting the views. He knew tool fans would click it and cut sick. So just leave the attention seeker, and continue to enjoy your Aenima's, Opiate's and Lateraluses.

  • #3 is some what true they dont want your cash they dont want to be a major big super stars with cash out their ass

  • wow. Im up to No. 6: This is what I've seen: Accusations of Gay... well done, people everywhere should listen to you for open-minded educating, ideas which help to advance the human race and ideal...crying? Well, if you dont understand that you suffer at the ideals that your mum unconsciously showed you.... ummm... sorry I guess man... ok, so next is, copying. Dude, those two pictures you show are tool. I dont know why you think one is tool, and 1 is pink floyd, but incorrect, so, where r u now?

  • Thumbs up if you think Tool's music technical and creative!

  • I was dying laughing thinking of Maynard making this in his spare time. And watching everyone freak out like it's something important. Like the world needs your shitty opinions about things that don't matter.

  • 401 Justin Bieber Fans who like 8======D

  • I wasted 2 minutes and 30 seconds to watch the worst vid created... 

  • So What Sort Of Music Do You Hear man, Selena Gomezz ??

  • I agree with # 4 .. The lakers do suck .. other than that I hope you eat shit and ... then eat more shit ..

  • 10 ridiculous reasons =)

  • fuck whoever put this up