Larry David Urinates on Painting of Jesus Christ

[91dodgespiritrt]

This guy is a JERKOFF.

[NeroBaelside13]

Lmao oh shit I love you Larry David

[Ettoredipugnar]

Now what statment did the liberal seculer non beliving bolshevik Jew just make ?

[91dodgespiritrt]

@Ettoredipugnar

Add the words: lowlife, scumbag, usury believing deviate SCHMUCK to that statement.

If Christians stopped buying "Seinfeld" DVDs, THEY'D get the message.

[menriquex]

lmao!!! fucking hilarious :D

[flaxonx3]

The Jesus depicted in that painting looks remarkably European for someone born a jew in first century Palestine.

[batguano]

It was hilarious. I also loved the episode where Larry eats a manger scene made of cookies. "You ate the Baby Jesus!" Jews are funny, get over it.

[BoilerByBlood]

Absolutely hilarious!! Curb is hands down one of the funniest tv shows I've ever seen!! Those dissing it have no sense of humor whatsoever.

[MercuryAquarius]

Not funny. Not one bit funny at all.

[Timordominus]

well, you are overacting... is just a situation of a comedy show, thats is just a painting, take it easy, the nazis are gone... is not the real jesus. if you dont like it, turn off the tv. :)

[casperado666]

@Timordominus no, let him piss on torah and israeli flags in the next episode or shit on the Quran. If he doesn't do it he's just a bogus jewish pussy

[xltrt]

how about taking a shit on the star of david, bet the jews wouldn't think that's funny.

[pokerfacecom]

@xltrt Double standards exist only for the supremacist assholes "Da CHOSENITES"

Getting pretty sick of it. In the end, blow-back is gonna be a bitch

[casperado666]

@xltrt exact my thought dude. fucken bogus wankers. if someone not jewish would do that, it'd be concidered antisemitism.

[lukessummerguitar]

@xltrt

Who was David?

[ourwallaceclan]

Remember when Sinéad O'Connor tore the picture of the pope on saturday night live? Catholics went nuts and her career was over. Why does this guy get a pass?

[PandaMagicFTW]

This is why religion is stupid. lol

[chewbaca1989]

@PandaMagicFTW

Go piss on some Jewish religious symbol and see how stupid it gets.

[PandaMagicFTW]

@chewbaca1989 Sure, if it was painted in a toilet or something. Or else it would be pretty disgusting to piss on something for no reason.

[Fuzzy192006]

Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?

A: Cheeze Whuz.

[fuckyiuyiu]

As Bill Hicks would say, forgive him

[GodofBigots]

Larry David makes a valid commentary about the fraudulent nature of Christians in the USA. Instead of being authentic about being good moral people who reject the obese culture of the Klan, they worship pee stains on a painting and proclaim that the Lord has shown them a sign. A typical example of Christians claiming the attention of God shines especially on them. On them? Yes on fat, self important, sycophantic political shills who pimp Jesus into our politics for power and profit. Larry rules.

[paulsilence]

Funny stuff. All of you hateful people are the reason he made this episode. You take yourselves way too seriously.

[USAGAMES]

The jews are the most materialistic, greedy, pompous, arrogant, untrustworthy, ugly race of human garbage that has ever walked the planet

[awamoriwhiskey]

Filthy Jew-Bastards.

[redoit100]

You disgusting ratfaced fucking kikes. Is this what the American men and woman serving in the Middle East are dying for? Now what the whole should be doing is peeing on the Torah, Chabala, an the fucked up Talmud. Those are the most disgusting documents ever written in human history. My fellow Christians, is this big nosed goblin worth murdering and rapeing Iraqi and Afghani women and children for. Is this scum worth 1 single hard earned American tax $ let alone 100's of billions each year?

[gtnolan72]

Because they are responsible for murdering Jesus, the Jew takes every oportunity to defame him.

[equimanthorn1976]

These anti semitic comments are typical of bigoted dickheads.Mel Gibson is drunken old fool.Larry David is a genius.

[bizzman22]

"Hey Larry, I got an idea for a scene: a Christian is over at your house right? And he's taking a shit, ok? But there's no toilet paper, see....so he uses the Star of David flag to wipe his ass!! Get it?! No toilet paper! Ha! He wipes his ass!! with the Israeli flag! Funny, huh?! "

[nico44ever]

@bizzman22 lol that would be funny. lol

[nico44ever]

@bizzman22 and plus larry david is an atheist so i doubt he would get mad. He would embrace it.

[jonind]

Now that's funny!

[shaman5150gmailcom]

¿En qué instante se orinó sobre éste?.Soy ateo, pero siempre me ha llamado la atención lo quisquillosos que son los creyentes. Si yo fuera un creyente (por ejemplo), que defeque en mi iglesia (total él mismo va a tener que limpìar, y lo va a dejar brillante). No estoy seguro, pero las convicciones creo, se llevan dentro y se manifiestan con el actuar.

Saludos.

[xxdiogenescynicxx]

Now just imagine the outrage by Jews if a Christian was pissing on the Talmud, Menorah or Star of David. We would never hear the end of it.

[YahIDontKnow]

Wow. This has shown me how close so many people are to going on anti-semetic tirades. Curb Your Enthusiasm makes fun of all sorts of things, religions (Judaism alot, Christianity somewhat), cultures, but mostly social fopas and social ettiquite. Im disgusted with some of you people, to say you find it offensive and inappropriate is fine; to go on some jew hating rant is not okay.

[TurkishNationalism]

a typical jew and their hatred for jesus....sick people

[kaizy1]

@TurkishNationalism a typical turk....fucking idiot. shouldn't you be getting raped by a greek man?

[AKMARAMAM]

If someone pissed on the star or the stupid menorah. We would be building Holocaust memorials on every corner the next ten years, to calm the mass Jew hysteria.

[Wootah111]

People have been pissing on Jesus for 2010 years. At least this was funny.

[DEACONAP4LOVE]

They are not trying to put down Jesus, it is just a show. Didnt you see how freaked out larry was when he accidently did it. I am a Christian by the way.

[nishnash2]

good for u american people, u deserve more.

let's post someone pissing on the star of david and see yr reaction.

[widdo17]

This is disgusting! Only a Jew will make jokes like these....I thought Seinfeld was more intelligent than this...Let him go and piss on the Wailing Wall and we will see what will happen!!!

[peaceric]

i was surprised people actually have a problem with this.

if you consider yourself christian, start worrying more about starving children in africa and less about jokes in sitcoms

[nishnash2]

@peaceric

better start wondering why people end up hating jews ... even in the States ...

[uwsdon]

that was pretty funny. and wow, a bunch of crazy people posting here who have absolutely no sense of humor. I'm sure Jesus has a sense of humor, well he must since he and the rest of us have been created in God's image. man, people need to relax and get a life.

[theballer04]

You guys are all bigots. You have no place or value in society.

[LivEssent]

@theballer04

Who the fuck are you to say who and who isn't valued in society?

The Jews constantly cry and blubber and expect people to give a shit about the holocaust but then go around desecrating things of importance to other people. Larry David should now do an episode with an SS man pissing on the face of Anne Frank if he wants to prove he believes in equality

[theballer04]

I am obviously a level-headed person, something lacking within these message comments. It's obvious to me that you enjoy overreacting, as evidenced by your ludicrous suggestion about the SS man pissing on Ann Frank. It was established Ann Frank was a real person... Where's Jesus' proof?

[gzX9bVq6k]

theballer04 you could apply the same rigor of acceptance to the notion of whether Abraham existed or not.

[theballer04]

@gzX9bVq6k

I could, but I am not Jewish. I'm Christian, I just don't get bent out of shape about silly shit when there are real problems in this world.

[theballer04]

LOL, thanks for the thumbs down guys. Can't wait for you all to die so our country can get back on a decent and loving path.

[DukeNorwood]

Thanks for the posting. I am cancelling my HBO package on Monday. You're not out of this either Jerry Seinfeld. You were a participant in this. Jerry Seinfeld is a biggot.

[basilsalem2007]

Bull Shit, What the fuck is wrong with him and HBO? I am canceling My HBO Bull Shit.

[charliebarosio]

Put it like this, if humanity didn't have these poor hymie schmuxxx, eternally on the run from their own greatness and the rest of the planet's disgust with them then we would have to invent some mutt tribe slash sect to despise. Anyway as long as jews are pissing on jews as in the dick here pssing on jesus jew then who cares!

Take back hollyweird and the sewer pipe of amerikan media pouring into the USers "living" rooms and then the chosen racers will dry up like dick's errant drop of pee.

[xtremixt1]

Fuck Jews... bring back holocaust

[bobiczekkk]

@xtremixt1

Żydzi krzyczą głośno o pewnych sprawach.

Ja im nie wierzę jak oglądam takie show.

Zasrańcem trzeba być - ityle

[xtremixt1]

i don't know what kind of rubbish you wrote there but i don't speak whatever the fuck you kikes speak... is that yiddish?... i don't fucking know... why don't you speak english you dirty kike?

[bobiczekkk]

i am Poland

Film end talk show - half assed

[theuomarius]

No Jesus was Hebrew an Israelite.Oh by the way Aglo Saxons comes from Isaac's sons hmm who was Isaac the son of Abraham do your research DemonDik moron.

[DemonDik]

By the way, that aint Jesus in the painting either. That man is WHITE! Jesus was a god damn Arab (Black hair, Brown eyes and Dark Brown skin). The arrogance of the saxons stands second only to the Jews! "Oh, our savior was White, just like our lilly asses are!" Get a life!

[DemonDik]

I thought this shit was hilarious! Intelligent people would understand that it is showing what all those stupid claims of statues bleeding and paintings weeping and apparitions in a fucking muffin are about! Nothing more than piss! Superstitious, ignorant morons (most believers) are that fucked up, they would proclaim it a miracle. LOL LOL LOL

[IMPLR1369007]

Just another failed attempt at humor from a no talent pinhead.

[nomilkforsanta]

@IMPLR1369007 go on a crusade about it...

[esMarai]

Pero si el retrato esta en la pared !!!

Si alguien me lo explica, yo no veo nada, de todas formas a ese señor seguro que le ofenderia mas verse clavado de una cruz en ropa interior y con esos pelos jajajajj.

Bueno el caso yo no veo eso es cuadro esta a su derecha, ¿ Oorina por el oido?

bonetista2 TU DIOS Jesús dijo que pondriais la otra mejilla, ¿ no será una conspiración judeomasónica? jajajj

[GokuMcDuck]

Y claro, los ateos liberales pseudointelectuales aplauden esto.

[lordbauer2]

Podria cagarse en un retrato de Yahve o lo que coño adoren los putos judios de mierda.

[pasajero9]

Es mejor el capitulo donde se caga en mahoma ¿no lo habeis visto? a lo mejor no se atreven a ponerlo en la tele.

[bonetista2]

JUDÍO HIJO DE LA GRANDÍSIMA PUTA

[JohnLennon100]

Well ...it seems Larry david ran out of bad jokes and he got to use Jesus for that gross scene .... NOT FUNNY ... Where' s Spielberg, who got mad when Mel Gibson opened his film The Passion of Jesus???? .... Larry ....why don't you go and get plastic surgery and then ..... DIE? Loser .....

[smeagol2006]

Fuck sionist, you are in the hell jew coward. Jesus is king of the king.

[funwjoshnjenn]

1. Proof Jews (not atheists) hate Christ

2. What's Jesus doing in a bathroom anyway?

3. Why is that woman showing off her fat belly?

[eyewitness043]

According to the King James Bible, the Pretender Jews, the "synogoge of satan", conspired to sell Jesus to the romans for a few peices of silver.

Where's Creflo Dollar? Where's Fred Price? Where's Pastor Manning? Where's TD Jakes? Pat Robertson and all of the rest of "Televangelists"?

I suspect they're all counting their pieces of silver.