Grumpy Old Holidays pt3

[carlysdowner88]

i haven't flown for a decade. Can see i'm not missing anything.

[panzerkitsune]

The key to successfully survive a trip, is too be the biggest asshole onboard.

Board the plane shitfaced, be brutally honest to everyone (tell the screaming childs mother to STFU) and most importantly... eat something that will make your arse become a WMD, chili, burritos and so on... Gas the whole plane...It WILL give you extra space around your seat.

I have had an 100% success ratio. true story

[EnigmaDrath]

I think people flying with children under the age of 12 ought to be confined to one section of the plane. Preferably, a sound-proof section. Nothing fills me with dread on a plane than when a child boards because I know to expect sporadic tantrums and loud talking. I once was on a flight where the only kid on the plane was sitting four rows behind me yet inexplicably decide that *I* would be their new best friend for the next eight hours. She kept coming over to talk about dolls -_-.

[gaiuskaiser]

fat people should not be allowed on airplanes

[irisferguson]

I cannot bear Helen Lederer, she looks like her mum caught her touching herself - those lemon peel eyes, and in fact none of the women are funny at all.

[icekat83]

One day....I want the luxurious treat of flying someplace....a decent length flight...first class!!!!

[Dristarg]

I treated myself to booking business class, & used it to play a cruel trick on my fellow passengers. I arrived dressed up smart &, at boarding time, joined the economy-class queue. The girl who checked my ticket said "No, you're in business class"; I acted all surprised & said "Thanks very much!" I took my seat in the front section, & everyone else gave me jealous glares as they shuffled past, as they thought I'd got a free upgrade.

[Steveoqotsa]

@Dristarg You should have worn a Vicki Pollard style shellsuit topped off with a Burberry cap...that would have really pissed people off!!

[superflymozartguy]

@Dristarg haha, now that put a smile on my face, I will definitely have to try that little trick :)

[SuperYellow1989]

@Dristarg at first i was going to how mean a trick that is............but actually thats kind of sweet to know theres people out there living their life that way, playing jokes on strangers lol.

its like a episode of mr bean lol

[charlieiscool1000]

LOL i dont mind the gays there quite funny 0:35

[constantrhyme]

I didn't see Arabella Weir

[MargotVoguey]

Michael Winner COULD NOT be worse.

[EvilgidgitReturns]

My parents went on holiday to New York to celebrate their wedding anniversary, and they said the American planes were like flying hotels! Are planes are chicken coops!

[Steveoqotsa]

They obviously paid a bit extra to either sit upstairs or at the front in Business or 1st class then....economy class is shit!!

[MMMerangue]

Haha! The guy at 3.01 is one of my mates!

[inefficient]

Ahahahaha, is that actually him!?

[MMMerangue]

aye I asked him, didn't know before I watched it like!

[JoeyShambrook]

I absolutely love that narrators voice in this. So sarcastic, makes me completely crack up xD

the erm, ahem, 'celebrities' on here can just go home. and dip into their swimming pools filled with money. Twats.

[ntroup]

@JoeyShambrook It's Geoffrey Palmer, he's brilliant!

[MrButters09]

Michael Winner ..haha so funny.."I have to travel first class..because a private jet is about $100,000 for return, even I bulk at that! ..and you know you do your best, you suffer bravely you sit with other people..." hahaha suffering in first class! I think he is taking a piss :/

[Steveoqotsa]

Haha,i love Michael Winner,ive got a lot of time for him.I love his brand of snobbery...if it was the Beckhams coming out with a statement like that you'd just think "tossers" but with Winner you just gotta laugh!!

[ThreeWordsFirstWord]

i don't know about that...

[Cashback13]

04:35: Michael Winner = What a Wanker! "Oh Private Jet is very negotiatable" Yeah Just £18k Upwards for a a couple of Hours to France! Amazing VALUE! How can Bmi Baby Compete with those Prices! LOL!

[BeatleFanVD]

Yeah.. it makes me more annoyed listening to someone who is supposed to vent the common person's annoyances.

[Cashback13]

I Know Don't you just feel so sorry for him!

[BeatleFanVD]

absolutely!

[MrButters09]

HELLO!!! this TV show is call GRUMPY for a reason its clear these people are taking a PISS and its for a laugh so lighten up! Anyway even if its true then good on him/them they work hard to get where they are and NONE were born with a gold spoon EG Rothchild or Gettys etc so get over it :P

[mjarail]

Don't complain about coach class seats. One of my uncles served in the USAAF in WW2. He was a ball turret gunner on B-24s. His seat was a ledge of armor plate.

[ThreeWordsFirstWord]

you had to bring ot back to that didnt you in attempt to be a little different!>!>!

[HoustonRocket101]

Absoluley spot on - commercial flying is a total freak show

[srikanndi]

Love it!

[Az777]

I miss the days you could smoke on the plane..

[MrButters09]

Just build a 1meter x 1meter tin shed and but an armchair in it and you will feel right back to the good old day of paying for your cancers again