Ali G Visits a Farm

[rigatony019]

How come him is wearin that!?

[nudgexs]

ali broke him

[MrMadmaxnav]

Lol

[PrezPoet]

Well, it's like a rubbish zoo, obviously.

[xilence531]

Dr George Washington,

What?

Dr. George Washington

Wicked.

[prednisolon]

I will never drink while I am watching this guy again, my laptop is covered with dr pepper.

[The3PLX]

Sacha Baron Cohen - the ultimate troll.

[thisiserk]

goddamnit fuckin' classic ali G!

[mclmatty]

Tejbz!!! :D

[SuperPSTutorials]

lol fucking hilarious, too bad it had to end :(

ali g the character is dead and he will never be in anything again

[livingdeadgrl18]

oh, ali.

[smnk3]

The head shaking at the end made me cry of laughter.

[nuntana2]

@smnk3

I know, almost like he's a broken man, brain thoroughly scrambled. lol

[wonle22]

@cartmann94 your wish can come true!! Wiv this thing called the internet (go to snip mp3 and paste the url)

[J0n0tanII]

HOW COME IM IS WEARIN THA'?!

[cartmann94]

"I lead a few, I lead a few. AIIIIGHHHHTTTT.

Give me a chikin, give me a chikin

HEAAR ME NOOOOWWW!!!"

lmfao. Wish this could be on a mp3

[TheCorrompus]

So does the man cow just whip it out and jizzes on there babylons or what?

[CoolerKing37]

Aw man, dat's so confoosin...I don't understand it!

[HCEveningWalk]

I think i might pass out laughing to this man

[loyzy]

I literally almost pissed myself laughing Ali G is the man.

[jakebiomask]

"So iz you sayin that the man cows just whip it out and jizz over their babylons?" LMAO

[Saetur009]

hippototomaus

[31794ty]

I'm baked as fuck right now and holy shit this is funny.

[MidnaZ]

lol im the 123456th viewer :D

[BMWMED1]

"Vet. . . er . . in .. a . .... r it's veterinarians." " Is that because because most animals wear connies?" "No" "So is you saying the man cow just whip it out and jizz all over their babylons??" "Noo. . . uhhh" "So how is they stop gettin them preggerz?"

[BMWMED1]

Vet e rin. . . a. . . .r.. its veterinarians..

[RyanBos10]

Ali meets a chickan :P

[shotgun1337]

I love when Ali leaves in the end and he just stands there shaking his head :D

[eRedEagle]

ahhh man i want Ali G back

[NewEraBoy11]

"Have you got photos of the one you've not discovered?" - "No" - "A video or something?" - "Well, if they had a video, they've been discovered!" - "All right... Not if they've video'd themselves."

[Puglous]

"The goat doesn't talk to us." XD

[icedbannanas]

the whole vet, vietnam vets thing, how the hell did he keep a straight face? lol. Why are there so many sick animals in Vietnam? ha! love it.

[iAmVerySmartLol]

"Well, if you had a video they've been discovered!"

".. Not if they video'd demselves!!"

LOL.

[hashimgas]

"where are like the Tigers?"

[larrysg1]

when he tried to spell veterinarian, that was the best part

[chelsea4lyffe]

"So where is like the tigers?" AHAHAHAHA XD

[blowout60]

right about 3:00.... he realllllly regrets accepting this interview, lol

[EatDeeznuts1]

oh my god lol.

this guy is fucking hilarious.

[chakin4141]

HAHAHA so where is like the tigers?

[ArtemissimetrA]

VET-ER-IN-AR... it's veterinarians.

[leshark]

lol a lil part of him jus died @ 3:08

[MrNwGrindKeepGoinOnB]

@leshark hahah yea. :D

[iwillbombyou]

The old guy seems like a nice person

[MCFCRuss]

Ali G is a proper wind up merchant

[EdTheBadass]

I think part of the farmer's brain died out of the stupidity that's why he went silent there :D

[alexowain]

He meet a chicken he meet a chickenn!

[1878EFC2008]

omfg the head shake at the end hahahahahahahahahahhahaha

[hkhan83]

"so the cows just pull it out and jizz over the babbalons"

"Look at that...oye look at that fkin' thing what's that...?......waaattt that thing, is that a real animal....?"

Far out...hilarious...! When I was watching this Vid we received a call that one of our relative has died in an accident and I just couldn't stop my laughin fit on the chicken part....my mum got real upset plus it's hard to explain to her why I was having a laughing fit!

[controllerbrain]

@hkhan83 That's messed up. One of your relos died in an accident and you kept laughing at this vid. It's funny, but it's not that funny, nothing is.

[manwithouthat44]

@hkhan83 I agree you are mental. It was funny but not that funny...

[dksilentbob]

I like how the farmer feels the need to explain that the chickens can't film themselves. LOL

[domagoj981]

this old guy is goona get a stroke rofl!!!

[Jaysidizzle]

S where is, like, the tigers? THIS IS NOT A ZOOOO!!!

[Furaxxxxx]

"Its like a rubbish zoo obviously" hahaha, people must get so frustrated with him.

[websoull]

the guy got depressed,,,hilarious:)

[led335]

haha love it, veterinarian v-e-t-e-r-i-n-a-r........ trailing off...... fuck how do u spell that?

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[oskar457]

omg i was craking up this guy hated ali g. you can tell... he was most prob bere pissed.

[DropDeadGee]

LOOK AT DAT ! WOT IS DAT!!!! THAT THING? LOOK AT IT!!! AHAHAHA. HOWCUM IM IS WEARING THAT? :') Oh dear.. too funny!

[fattkattz55]

hahhaahahahahaahahahaha the guy new he was in for a ride mid way through explaining about the veterans

[ADONIS6804]

"what about an hippototomus" rofl

[oganay81]

honestly i say the genuinely, this is the funniest thing ive ever seen!!!

[matereymate]

hahahah this ali g clip makes me shit my pants

[dagoned]

When you was a kid, did you know that you wanted to grow up and be a veteran.

[pppoe]

Hahaha! too funny

[manutdabc123]

its funny when people get angry

[Paintheshed]

where's the tigers, has you got a hipototomoose lol

[PS3xMedia]

"do u know wat a farm is?" "well its like a rubbish zoo obviously" that made mee piss my pants

[PS3TotalOGx]

"yo man, him can hear you saying that, don't cuss him" this is fucking comedic genius.

[klubbansmakarkuk]

This guy's blood pressure must be sky high, seriously it must suck to be so ill-tempered. Best part is though "yeah it's like a rubbish zoo".

[wad3foreva]

I cant stop laughing @ 1:41

[wad3foreva]

so is u saying that man cows just wipp it out and jizz over their babbylons or wat??

[Shawaeon]

Ending is the best. He's just shaking his head going "What in the hell?"

[wrestleboy557]

he makes it so confusing when he says hes a veteran who was a veterinarian

[blade3479]

2:58 - 3:06 LMAO

[Oleana77]

poor guy was getting so upset

[shamilton06]

4:28 so were is lik the tigers

[GWSkingmotely96]

dont cus him lmfao

[carlitos1259]

he is both lol

[StupidKunt09]

lol he couldnt spell it

[jukka4president]

lol "this is not a zoo!"

[YouDickwod]

lol speaking about vietnam brought back some bad memories.

[bussooa]

00:36 Pause ( thinking ooh no is this for real ) there wherent that many sick animals in Vietnam hahahahahah

[xmegaannx]

@bussooa

[gabyabelof]

so is you saying the mancows just wip it out and jizz over ther babylons or what?? hahahaha lmao

[TheRedarmy2009]

lol the farmers getting mad

[xXxseafood66livedxXx]

LOOK AT THAT!!!!

[Thesenseoftouchc]

HAHHAH That guy is pissed of!

[xraycat30]

4:20 "How come him is wearing that?" LOL

[duggers108]

that guy was an asshole Ali G FTW

[SharshLogan]

veterinarian's

V-E-T-E-R-I-N-A-R

its veterinarian's

[mistask8a]

dude thats a sick shirt anyone know where he gets his wu tang stuff

[vdl1996]

o damn this is funny, he has a kazakhstan/british accent

[lordkimu]

ali kill the pasant :)

[trisix99]

LOL he's just shaking his head at the end... lmfao

[dopeliciousangelZ]

5:07-5:16 He's so through with him LOL!

[iSOBigD]

This is my favorite Ali G segment.  The part with the chicken kills me, hahaha. "How come him is wearing that??"

[walshy2089]

@iSOBigD "yo man him can hear you sayin' dat don't cuss him." "im not! im not cussing him im just saying he doesn't his brain is not developed enough-"

"he's like just there he's gonna hear you say dat and be like well upset innit?"

"no, he's not."

lmfao

[HorrorWriter09]

@walshy2089 We just watched the video. We don't need the fucking script.

[alissongusttavo]

the best one ever!

[Biscan100]

Does anyone know which DVD this clip is from and if it's available in the UK?

[weezyfcrazy23]

i actually have it, but its like a dvd rip, so im not sure what its called (its actually my brothers)

[adamfuckinknowsit]

Haz u got any pics or video if the ones that ain't been descoverd

Yo look hez right there he can ere you man don't cuss im

FAV Ali g best evar

[chriscross6kxl]

prob my fav ali g vid though i lurve em all

[kovacs562]

jizz over there babylons......hahahahaha

[Swejster]

haha, is that a real animal? hehe

[CribNotes]

"Do you know what a farm is?"

"Well it's like a rubbish zoo obviously...."

ROFL!!

[weezyfcrazy23]

LMFAO YEAA

[kk559999]

oi man what the fuck is that?

[drenius1234]

"where is like the tigers?"

"THIS IS NOT A ZOO!"

[fingustis]

Lol I won't spoil it, but the last 10 seconds or so are so fucking funny haha

[philster102]

so does the mancow just whip it out and jizz all over her babalons. lmfao

[sjwennerman]

this 1 is the best!!

[loganBentley]

hahaahhahaha

[csurpy]

poor farmerXD

[muintir]

I just love Cohen but I just cant understand why the vet didnt tell him to go fuck...he must have realised that Sacha was taking the piss out of him.

[sjwennerman]

thats because he looks so stupid the farmer thinks he really is stupid. great concept. relly love this 1

[LDNskibadee]

HAHA @ 4:00 onwards

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

[andruko7]

"Well its like a rubbish zoo" :D LOL

[Jex2112]

this is one of the best Ali G bits ever!

I love how he gets the veterinarian so confused, he cant even spell the word, HAHA

....A farm is just a crap zoo :P

[jimmybrimmz]

what the fuck OI what the fuck is that>>>

[hinduinthaclub]

so wheres like the tigers? :D haha

[Gett22Knoo]

What About A Hippototamus? xD Best Bit!

[Jabikz]

A rubbish zoo lol

[msnovell9]

One of my favorites. If you watch the dvd, you can see Sacha struggling to hold back his laugh a couple times in this one - which he rarely does.  I guess that guy was really cracking him up inside.

[LoafOfPint]

One of the funniest ones he's ever done.

[nicefella89]

check out his earlobes

[paperkaye]

cracks me up every time

[adog42037]

Jizz ON the Babylons..

[adog42037]

Hes From Loudoun County VA Dr.George Washington.

[anotherstalker]

ok creep you already said that like a week ago

[fultrust]

Is dat a real animal?

[anotherstalker]

I like the veteran veterinarian's limp wrists at 4:42

[tompaste]

"how come im is wearin' dat?!"

[Svartalfgeist]

I like it how the farmer is stunned in awe.

[MilesBennetDyson]

"You know what a farm is?"

"Well, it's like a rubbish zoo obviously."

[coastalpacific]

A veterinarian who's a veteran and named George Washington? What a gold mine...

[Taylorfan2384]

@coastalpacific Comment of the year.

[420blaze24seven]

You know what a farm is?

Well it's like a rubish zoo obviously!

[madmiracle]

"How come him is wearin' dat?" HAAAA The chicken bit is hilarious!

[Anamnesicus]

hahaha the chicken is so funny xD

[Natejitsu]

I love how the Vet is just astounded by Ali's ignorance

[doomie21]

Where are the tigers?

[shannonthecannon14]

the vet guy is such a fricken tool

[KeiranH13]

have u got any photos of the ones that havent been discovered lollll!

[jollywood999]

"Wot about a hippototomus?"

LMFAO!

[Dylan237tyr5]

funniest part is when he's asking about the chicken...has you eva seen anyfing like dat? How come him is wearin dat? lol

[sahree]

lol ive always quoted that line "why is he wearin dat?"

[LoafOfPint]

I agree. In fact, it often ruins the clip for people reading the comments before watching the video.

[james2bond]

"u know what a farm is"

"its like a rubbish zoo obviously"

[jimisvoodoochild]

I love how Sasha's character NEVER breaks character and NEVER disturbs the awkward silence.

[11CARW11]

ITS A CHICKEN

[Peshwa0401]

LMAO..!!

[Hesquito]

Whip out and jizz on their babylons got me laughing haha, not seen this in ages

[budaba07]

lmao he said chickens taping themself

[FaithForLife1990]

Babylons!! HAHAHAH this guy is too genius!

[pantax]

ROFL confused farmer/vet......

[hXcmagg0t666]

lmao animals jus pull out the penises and jizz all over their buzzumz

[illusionDeception]

where is like the Tigerz?

[mattepolaco]

Do you know what a farm is?

Well, its like a rubbish zoo

[GoodVargas]

UNLESS ITS A FARM!

[Timmyb3129]

1:14 - look at those ears

[enigmaCSS]

i also notioced lol

[Timmyb3129]

sorry i was drunk - i meant 1:41, they look like potato skins