Special Christmas Turkey. part 2

[DraculaCronqvist]

It is interesting to see such an.... insane man at... work. However I do hope he gets help. And if he is a troll, he has truly absorbed his troll persona and that resulted in dementia. I mean really, he is more insane than a Malkavian from World of Darkness Vampires.

[drywall15]

this is like the beginning of every episode of house, then they wonder WHY the man is having a seizure and bleeding out of the mouth...

[lucasdpau]

What kind of friends does he have, where an acceptable prank is to feed them poisoned cake?

[Baronvonkame]

i feel like im watching a spin-off of epic meal time called "Ghetto meal time"

and yet i find this disturbingly hillilarious

[YoshinoYosh]

From a comedic point of view, I hope he never manages to kill himself and continues to entertain and entrance.

From a Darwinistic point of view, I hope he dies in a fire, and soon.

[DancingJesus94]

Most people bake cakes. This man boils them.

[Jinkzilla]

500 F for a few hours.... O.o

[caseygrace17]

"i need to make some cake sauce but I'm gonna clean up a little bit 1st"

man that would take years to clean.

[wordupassholes]

i'm going to burn this into a bunch of dvd's and give it as christmas gifts to people I truly love

[Lilliana1981]

He puts duckt-tape around an rotten apple so the rotten cannot come out...? O.o

WTF?!?

And why does he put the sugar into the fridge?!?

[Lilliana1981]

It´s so cool how he ALWAYS takes Sambuca instead of... oh well- WATER, MILK, dunno... COFFEE, E V E R I T H I N G!!!!! Might explain his behavior. That guy´s constantly drunk...

[TheEverandever]

The sounds when he reached for that shampoo were the best sounds I've ever heard.

[SwindleUK]

wtf, shampoo to clean a blender.

[Lunarvx22]

I love the poison cake idea, can't wait to trick my friends with it! They're going to have such a laugh.

[LovelyYTRocks]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH­H!!!! Shampoo.

[DieForDixie]

Masao has magic powder? I think he is a wizard.

[velocityJE]

so at 1:53 i notice a swiffer duster box. why in the fuck would he need that?

[mortunodos]

Oh man, that much baking soda. But taste like aluminum.

[nicolovesyouloads]

It's like if Charlie Day directed a cooking show while piss drunk. I love this more than anything.

[flutterbunny]

zero dislikes

[BraydonBond]

Fuck Dawn dish soap... We need some Head and Shoulders up in this bitch.

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

"Christmas is beautiful isn't it?"

I genuinely felt bad when he said that. He sounds like a big kid. You can tell that, even if he doesn't give a shit about his trash pile house or his shampooed blender, he's really trying in his videos.

...Trying to do WHAT, I'm not sure. But Goddamn if that part didn't tug at my heartstrings a bit.

[44kittie]

Dude, I'm... pretty sure those are hot dogs, not sausages.

[parthenocarpySA]

@44kittie Man how many times does masao have to explain this. Sausages are the meat, hot dogs are the combination of the meat with the bun. Before the bun, its just a sausage, or in this case, a christmas sausage/

[ilmutato]

@parthenocarpySA don't forget the mustard and relish

[ShankedMehJengaShip]

@parthenocarpySA

Don't really need a bun for a hot dog to be a hot dog.

Beef Sausage is not the same thing as a Beef hot dog.

But ya hot dogs are still a type of sausage, although a low grade one.

[Torkey1]

@parthenocarpySA Wrong! those sausages are made mostly from turkey or chicken! Which is why they are called hot dog sausages!

[EarthWormJizz]

Mmmblaaarghh, yaaarrhgh, euuughhhhfff.

[LWeitkamp92]

yeah don't throw away rotten apples they can be useful now and then

[Ducatiman15]

I hope you make a cook book ill buy it :) lol

[MolecularMoonlight]

@Ducatiman15 Brilliant!

[sephyr242]

How the fuck do you live on your own? I hope someone checks in on you every few hours....

[lBeepinl]

I think the Food network just had a heart attack...

[verelith]

Did he ever add the turkey? I didnt see it go back in there,,,,

[verelith]

Anyone else notice those are hot dogs NOT sausages?

[MujerWOW]

Hmmm...it needs more water...I got it...lets put some vodka in it. LMFAO

[mcgoo721]

So why exactly does he have that rotten apple wrapped in duct tape??

[ZturdfaceZ]

@mcgoo721

so it don't spread to rot to other stuff ya know 

[mcgoo721]

@ZturdfaceZ Oh it's so obvious now. Man, this guy is so innovative; they never taught me that trick at the CIA.

[Enzo0PL]

The man's a genius.

[ilikpoke]

smells good, dont you think? thanks masao

[thegman9797]

how to clean a blender: use shampoo

[Whitefire240]

500 farenheit for a couple hours

What is he, auto cleaing the oven?

[TheAdmiral]

I'm surprised that Christmas tree isn't a much greater fire hazard. Hell, I'm surprised it's not on fire.

[nopushbutton]

"You guys know what this is? This is a rotting apple."

that's... nice to know, masaokis

[mak3myda3]

6:16 Words of a wise man.

[clevershark]

Just when you think he's truly gone off the deep end, he goes and does something even crazier.

[thiosk]

NOW I know the proper use for blending flour, FINALLY someone explained it to me.

[Unclean009]

500 F? Jesus Christ. This guy could burn anything.

[floatingsandcastles]

i love that he blends blending flour. "you can use water or... flour."

[reefermadne55]

thx man ill remember that next time i try and poisin my friends with a cake

[colorfinger]

Let me just pull the faucet off the wall here...

[atalltimeswhenimflip]

i fucking knew he was going to put sambuca in there 

[ConcealRise]

Christmas sausages!

Right into the tuna mix

Bad apple advice

Let's make some cake sauce

Cutting lemons on the stove

Squeeze onto... something.

[harrath]

well what else would you do with BLENDING FLOUR

[Cenyon]

He seems to have been pretty damn drunk during this session.

[yotan46]

cleaning... the blender... with shampoo...

[GT4604]

@xEgleux its got a quality to it that isnt staged

[dropkickpikachu]

That's a pretty good advice re: playing a joke on your friends with a poison cake.

[6Miss6Talent6]

he mixed what was supposed to be cake batter with the tuna that was the subsitute for turkey together...

[brainSalami]

you can add some extra christmas stuff......like sausages

[LunarisDeathtiger]

throw apples out when they go bad, seems to be common sense.

[4li5t4ir]

Just when I thought that it couldn't get any stranger, the rotting apple in duct tape came along.

[Fai27]

blenders aren't supposed to sound like that

[fukinheavymetal]

I love his "Niyaaah" and "yuck"s they are so fucking funny