The Matt Show - Episode 9

[1313MusicIsMyLife]

BAHAHAHAHA Halarious!!! I love mello XD "if I were mello, I'd be dead" LOL dude... U died before him hehe, I love this show

[richardidntwantodie]

Near probably eats his toys... O.o

[CookieMONSTERisFULL]

oh my good I love the opening MTH :D

[yukijakotsuluv]

what's the ending song for this?

[christyandmattshow]

your such a unfunny piece of faggot shit you are a fucking fag pussy ........... GOD i want to hit you in your fucking ugly face your such a online fail

[PrettyPinkDepression]

@christyandmattshow Oh gosh, my feelings are so hurt.

[christyandmattshow]

@PrettyPinkDepression fuck off fag you do suck just admit it and say that all your vids are pieces of bod shit dumb fuck

[PrettyPinkDepression]

@christyandmattshow I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

[2010AmericanGirl2010]

@PrettyPinkDepression just ignore him he is obviously angry at his hand and is taking out on epic people LOL XD ILY~!!!

[yakko548]

@christyandmattshow If you dont like the damn video dont fucking watch them and dont fucking comment on the vid...DAMN!!!

[TheOneYoullForget]

@christyandmattshow Uh . . . what did PrettyPinkDepression DO to you to make you frickin' snap like that? 0_0

[TheAwesomeEclipse]

"of course I would be the uke" OMG MADE ME CHOKE HAHAHAA

[callalily1617]

first of all.. i love chu chu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nurururerorero... *so long... and near eats actually.. XD at the end part of the manga he ate chocolate in homage for mello.. :P yeah.. i support melloXnear, and mattXmello and also nearXmatt... AND I ALSO LOVE THE DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES.. i sing that a lot.. and my mom thinks im insane and asks me where i got the song.. lol.. MATT-SEME FOREVER... XD when i first saw mello i honestly thought he was a she..

[christyandmattshow]

@callalily1617  your such afag i bet you have no freinds

[InaneIncantations]

@christyandmattshow D: why do you always have to troll drakie's videos? it's so annoying. why don't you just go to 4chan?

[callalily1617]

@christyandmattshow wow. i'm like. so hurt. ouch. my feelings are like, so crushed.

XD XD XD XD

did you actually think you can hurt me with such low quality insults? XD

[Kodocha7]

shout out: delani

[blondwolflover12]

You have no life; if all you do is go around and judge people, because you feel like shit about youself. This person lives what they do; if you don't like it then don't watch. Don't be a hypmacrit or people will hate you. ~Hinata~Rebel~Rox~

[christyandmattshow]

@Thxhaxuu  thats fucking right

[dreamerboy6]

OMG, that explanation of seme and uke was most excellent. Cracked me up SO much! XD ♥

[Mattdude73]

fuking hell this is shit the fuker is gay and if u want somthing that is funny u should go on christy and matt show ep

[christyandmattshow]

@Mattdude73 thats right he can LIKA MY BALLS

[miyukichan65]

he or she is??

the desert by the great show

[ZeRamen]

Oh my... You sure know how to explain what are seme and uke! xD

[VioletsAreViolent]

is that a half-naked picture of lighto in yer backround? :O

[CANDiiEpLEASE]

Near eats chocolate in book 12. =DD

[DeathNoteFann]

shout out: Nachi

[InvaderAlley]

rofl best one yet!

[xXPrincessDeathxX]

please take your wig off

[deidarasxbunny]

do da butta fingas make you see friendly mushrooms?!

[AshleyDarkwolf]

i have a REQUEST please explain to me why mello rejects his (mad kinkie passionate obseseve)love 4 u

[indecisiverice]

Hey, you were dancing like that crazy fire nation kid in The Headband! 8D

[animexfan219]

~for episode 8~

Melo:I want his outfit.

L: ...

Mello: I want his gloves.

L: I want...HIM!!!!!

(maybe we should kiddnap him ^^)

[animexfan219]

...hmmm you never did make that sandwich. and for airon...air-en. ^^

oh and chepo Mello says "HIIIIIIIIIII!"

L:tat waz interesting...

[Nativegirl19995]

im so sorry to ask this becase im 5th at wammy's but the uke is the "girl" rite

[Nativegirl19995]

counting B without him im 4th

[hotshot2392]

to Nativegirl19995:

yes, more accurate though, it's the one on bottom

[TyeWillKillYou212]

You are hillarious! xD

Can you give a shout-out to my friend CJ, Zach, Lexi, Mike, me, and Fish-Boy?

[melloyellowphase]

My names Kateesha. i cosplay too, iam Mello( give me u chocolate)

i think its cool that ur transgende. I have a few friends who have difrent sexuality.

Can u give a shout out to my freinds Natlie,Alisha,Marisa and me(I was my birthday on V'day) Can't wait for more vids.

[Ki11erKenna]

---MATT!!!! REQUEST!---

Give a short story of what your life would be like if it were a manga. -KillerKenna.

[tama1998]

xD I love when you're spoofing Twilight! (I fucking hate Twilight)

My mom is really pissed at me because I want to straighten, cut and dye my hair for a cosplay Dx I guess she doesn't support me cosplaying...?

Can you give a shout out to Gianna? (pronounced G-auhn-nhuh)

[SandStar72]

Hello!!! I love the Matt show!!!! XD You are amazingly wicked awesome!!!!

I have a request for you!! Do you think it would be possible for you to spread whipped cream on your face and try to lick it all off?  Cuz if you could that would be soooo totally awesome!! ~Rawk on!!

[TheIanPhoenix]

You know what I would find rather humorous, Matt-o-kun?

You

Singing "By the Sea" from the Sweeney Todd soundtrack.

*nod*

If you could get Near there, it would be perfect.

He's such a stoic Mr. Todd type

>XD

But, Near is just a suggestion.

*kiss*kiss*

Loves from Ian!

[MattandMelloJeevas]

okay,i'm matt from like,the future little me!:) so here's a few things i want you to do to benitfit ur life.(by benifit i mean u wont die!) okay first,when mello leaves,follow him!second,when you think that joining the mafia is cool,talk mello out of it!move to chicagi and lead a happy life.

here are a few questions,why does mello seem stupider than the mello in this time frame?why are we so awesome?will u bear mellos children?do u want to know about ur future?(give mello chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[lolarose32]

"you read gay fanfiction...about us..."

"only for research!"

lawl xD i love this its mighty greaty fo sho

[heartsforblack]

Ok. My birthday is this week. March 11th. Even if it is late, I would love it, if you did a shout out for it. XP. Please. Thanks.

IFLY!

[Diz00]

Hihi! Diz would LOVE it if you could give a shout out to Justin and Jordan! They're going to be married FOUR years on March 23rd! Yay gay marriage! And yes, it's the same Justin from LJ and DA!

[DeathNoteFann]

I'd like to request something... Can you say 'Chris get a job' ...maybe that will make my brother get off his ass! xD

-Lisa

[hotshot2392]

i just watched every episode of your show and other of your numerous vids and i love them! so i thought i'd request some stuff:

1. can you steal mello's chocolate?

2. can you stand on your head?

3. can you run around throwing skittles at people?

8D

[marissaxsteviexshow]

Well... -dun-dun-dun-

I AM KIRA. :D And a request to find L and...KISSHIM. ;D

[1Deidaras0Gal1]

1AnimexObsessor1 needs a shout out for the birthday.(1AnimexObsessor1 is my fellow cosplayer in AiDaybreak). Here is my suggestion, do some more impressions, I know great idea:)

[mmkyo]

yea!!! u called out my name! iam eturnally happy! lol oh! but question, what waz the name of the song at (6:15)?

~~ and i have a REQUEST!!!

pleeeeeease sing for us!! ANY and MANY songs!! ur voice rocks, and we wanna hear it!!

[TheAnafaze]

chu chu lovey =} mhhh

[zelda12353]

I GOTS A REQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! CAN U PLZ GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO MY BEST BUDDY KATIE!!! or if u called her katie cat it would be great! :D

[1AnimexObsessor1]

this show is so awesome, I love it XD!!! My birthday is (or was) March 9th, a shoutout would be coolio if you could.

Suggestion for next show: Sing 'I Like Your Hair' to a picture of Michael Jackson. Not my idea, my friend's but she said I could put it up for her.

[ICrownMeEnvy]

I love you!~ You're so cool haha I need more people like you around me!

XD

Oh and Matt, If you were to be any type of unicorn: what colour, size, consistancy would you be? And what would you eat?

[rosiekillian]

oh yeah! my birthday is on the 22nd (march). can i get a shout-out? - sparkley pleading eyes-

[rosiekillian]

haha! thank you! now i can rub it in my friend anas (mello cosplayer) face that i will forever be seme! ( i cosplay matt)

yayyyy! i <3 you matt!!!!!

^__^

P.S. what does matt think of akuroku (RoxasxAxel)???

[lailaylen]

You should give a shout out to to this girl, her nickname is lailaylen and she always watches The Matt Show.

She loves wammy kids!

[maylayfox]

fanfiction sounds so creepy from that point of view! but its so gooood~<3

[ninjaprincessholly]

hey matt can you do a shoutout to me in the next vid you rock love the matt show

[xxemoxxgirlxx232xx]

hey shout out moniquemassacre ...... this video is really random lol it is really easy to understand why monique thinks your so cool XD

[NarutoLuvsDeathNot]

What would wammys be like if matt was #1

[sicklysweeet]

lol i love your show it is awesome can you give my friends brandon and taylor shout outs? brandons birthday was last week and taylor is just awesome like that

=^.^=

[hotshot2392]

that's right Mello, you're quite the uke

[hithere0000]

Near isn't going to be a virgin the rest of his life! ... Innocent little lamb is most likely going to get raped someday... But he's too cute to stay a virgin the rest of his life!

[dylan20008]

yep. o plus before I forget. So where did you get that cool Mat cosplay?

[PrettyPinkDepression]

I made it.

[dylan20008]

even the Coat?

[PrettyPinkDepression]

Yeah. From scratch.

[dylan20008]

Nice job

[dylan20008]

Do you like the show avatar the last airbender?

[PrettyPinkDepression]

Yep. :3 More than most things in life.

[dylan20008]

who is your fave charater?

[PrettyPinkDepression]

Iroh! :DD (Who is also my husband.) You?

[dylan20008]

ty lee or toph. They are both the best ever. Do you like them?

[PrettyPinkDepression]

Ooh, Ty Lee's chi-blocking attacks are badass! And Toph is just badass in general. I love her blind-style fighting.

[ChocolateYumie]

got a request for yooooouuu. :3

here it is~

me and my friends, F.J, AKS, and me Yumie, want you to jump on your bed while eating mello's chocolate, and singing "Peice of me" by: Brittney Spears.

please if you could do that, that would be AWESOME! XD

it would be funny to. :3

[emmaleefrost]

Can you please give a shout out to my friend Jennifer. 1 she love Matt and the Matt Show and 2 her cat just passed away and i was hoping that it would cheer her up a little

[cleverprongs]

"Not me! Other people!"

Matt should be a reporter : )

[x88amX]

hahah xD

fuckin right!... good job!!

..i want moreee!

can you shout out:Eiry horror Loves Lucii Horror please???? ...PLEASE!..its a valent days thing...xD

[sockmonkeyboyy]

Hey, can you do the "berries and cream" starburst commercial song?

[AleinsXAndXRainbows]

I about died when just randomly said my name out of nowhere, I wasn't even the one that you were shouting out to, but you were just like "Melody."

and i'm lk "BAHAHA oh my god! that is my favorite thing ever".

[XxPeppyPixiexX]

Thanx for the shoutout for my sister, Allison. She went nuts! You kinda said her username wrong but it's alright! ^-^

Do you think Matt can give a shout out to my "grade A" uke, Majin Tantei Mo? She's the dearest person to my heart, my rose, my life.

[yumihitomi]

hahaha love your explanation.

This has got to be my favorite Matt show yet.

I saw your vid on my subscription list while I was on my lunch break and I've been waiting all day till I could see it XD

[UsuallyxMatt]

hey Drakie~~

Can you give me a shoutout in your next episode? ^o^

It's my birthday on Sunday, that's why... xxDDD

MATT LOVES YOU~~ ♥

(Oh, and Matt loves my Mello, too.~)

--Matt <3

[wierd0]

I reckon you should do a celebration next time. 10 EPISODES! XD

[mandycooper]

hey Matt, thanks for the shout out! keep up the good work ^_^

~Amanda~

[DragonTsuki]

^^ Ah yay another episode!

Anywaysss I loved how you explained Seme and Uke~

Love ya~

Mystel

[EdwardsRose]

Oh man, I love your explanation of seme and uke! XD

[MCosplay]

OMG YOU SAID IT!!! YOU'RE SO AWESOME! Thank you so much! Yeah, Near eats his toys. Hey the next to time you record could you make a b-day shout to Danny? HIs b-day is the 6th, he's the other cosplayer on this account ~Nate

[kawasakiichigo]

i love how matt has to explain everything im gonna message you on fb in a min or a while i havent said hey in a while

[hibikime04]

love the randomness!!! lol woot

[HIsokaluv]

Can you announce that Near eats his toys?

And can you give a shoutout to Kuzu?!

Oh, and possibly announce the epic-ness of the quartet of doom?

[dopeygal06]

and also give a few swears since she gave those up for a contest for some big money

[dopeygal06]

give suki san a shout out shes amazing and loves you

[animestalker93]

XD can you shout out to sasori (me!!!)

and my sister still wants the random sandwitch V_V

...you played ludo! i freakin' love that band XD

[werewolfbloodline]

ok i have a shout out and a request

a shout out to my friend Kurai Kasai

and for my request, get mello to waltz with you or something XD

[DeathNoteSpazez]

btw i think near eats his toys!

~near~

[DeathNoteSpazez]

i love you! thanks for all the vids! and it's ok i no wat you mean when vids take forever! love you!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeyondBirthday12]

I have a shout-out to my friend serinerocks to get her spirits up and make other videos

[MikuruHime]

Aww *hug* I'm glad you've finally got another one out X3

Could you do a shoutout to 'Bachi aka BRVSanilo' ..? =3

[MelloAndGuns]

i has two shout outs:

naomimasora413 A.K.A. Abbey Crabby

iceman611321 A.K.A. the creepy wut is love techno dance guy!

lol THANKS!!

[MelloAndGuns]

can you tell the world "Abbey Crabby luvs poptart's creamy filling" hehe

[NaomiMasora413]

GAAAH! *MelloAndGuns* You're so mean!!!!!! DX It's not like that between me and him!

[VoiceActorsUnited]

try to make the biggest bubble you can with as much gum crammed into your mouth as possible.

(did i hear a melody in there? who shouted out to melody?)

[YaOiCoSpLaYeRsPrO]

Fanservice? >D mattXmello

[TealHaloProductions]

i have a shout out to

Tiea-fuckin-johnson :)

[MattXTricia]

Another dance request... xP

Master one of Hinoi Team's dances...

And one more request...

Admit your love to the Death Note poster that's always in the background. O.o

[Ichigomay1991]

oh oh oh yea! shout out to my friend Halo! And can you do the dance in the beginning of the Shugo Chara Doki! OP 3?

Thanxie!

TealHaloProductions

[1l0v3jthm]

Everything you do is awesome. It amazes me!

[Ichigomay1991]

EHHHHH YAY!!! FINALLY I LOVE YOU!!

[hotshot2392]

Dancing FTW

[DeathNoteSpazez]

OMG thanks Matt !! lol

All of deathnotespazez loves you very much, lol

[cdreed3000]

omg I want a butterfinger now

Great show!

[misa4matt]

shout out to Georgia plz

thankies :3

[Mangekiyo]

lol i love ur show so much!!!!

request!

Sing the spongebob squarepants Opening song :D

thanx!

[WRACAPpro]

"i'd be alive."

x3

dear god i love you.

you should give a shoutout to us seals here at WRACAPpro. :D

[iheartInuyasha07]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero! lol

Can you shout to L "The cake is a lie!"

[ChelseaGoldfish]

>:3 First view and comment bitches