Fuck Yo Couch

[mrzacky1986]

lol ya i dotn get ppl saying ut not good looking ur def cute and can def dance

[Syver]

you on crack?

[CameroonCCFC]

Hot! Are you on facebook?

[HyRon44]

@Caly8monkey Let me gt ur # tho

[travis21000]

nice vid can i get that number

[ltb007]

COCAINE'S A HELL OF A DRUG

[wemeatu3]

make a new vid w/ ur 19 year old boobs Very nice ass, and ur tan!!!!!!just saying

[element3215]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug!

[Axelerator4000]

WOWZA now thats a beautiful girl!

[rasta10177]

what the fuck this bitch doing!! wow! smh!

[barnyardTERROR]

i swear ive seen the brunette at the strip club before:P

[brian1990aguilar]

that was funny



[FarApocalypse]

k... the girls. now come on hav sex with charlie murphy...

[PeskySaurus2]

how do you have so many haters on this video. i thought it was ... something. besides, you're pretty

[skateboardinguitaris]

Haha.

[1SatanicMechanic]

Your chain is fake your dance skills suck n your fat.

[Ronaldthemaster]

the dislikers dont like hot girls like caly :D

[TheVeryRandommShow]

@Ronaldthemaster shes not hot she has no boobs no ass and no tan

[Ronaldthemaster]

@TheVeryRandommShow yes she is ur just a faggot

[TheVeryRandommShow]

@Ronaldthemaster your a faggot bitch

[Ronaldthemaster]

@TheVeryRandommShow yea thats why i date girls w/o it being a cover up huh, faggot?

[TheVeryRandommShow]

@Ronaldthemaster shut the fuck up piece of shit

[caly8monkey]

@Ronaldthemaster Like I've said before, I am NO LONGER 14. I am 19 and have boobs, a VERY nice ass, and a tan :) So you can suck it, hard :)

[Ronaldthemaster]

@caly8monkey im not even the one who said u did



[caly8monkey]

@Ronaldthemaster I said that to someone else...Youtube needs to fix their comments layout

[Ronaldthemaster]

@ioniondej ur dumb

[ioniondej]

@Ronaldthemaster idiot

[MykeV3]

To any haters: Get a life, It's just some girls having fun, I don't see what the damn big deal is. To Caly, Keep rockin' and dancin' and making the funny ass videos, and I'll keep watchin' them ; )

[kbristol84]

where can I find this song and yeah you are cute

[caly8monkey]

@kbristol84 I LOVE this comment!

[NoRCaL2OhNyNe]

GANGSTA!!! I just threw my wallet at my laptop and ran in fear.

[soxul4]

Dang! Black hair girl looks hot. Nice video though. Don't know why people are disliking this. :l Guess some internet gangsta's take offence to this.

[ThePeoples131]

nice foil hahahaha.........im rick james, bitshhhhh

[Ultimatefiren]

What the fuck is that?

[Zack1496]

Heh, video made me laugh. Thanks for that :) I would agree with the rest of the others here, you are beautiful.

[ayodaboss1]

you should marry me! ;----)

[shietalkr]

so gorgeous, so female, ima gonna lose it here!

[n1kthegreek]

no not fuck your couch..... fuck on your couch!!!

[SubingForDub]

boobs plz.

[Merfy765n]

LMMFA.! Iz Dat Aluminum Foil For A Grill.? Smh

[10111JC]

I like it :)

[10111JC]

I like it. :)

[PLAYSTATION3NOOBS]

Lets fuck.

[Pimp420of360]

damn who sings this song? caly your fuckin fine....just sayin

[caly8monkey]

@Pimp420of360 ;D

[jubakabla2]

brunette = cute as hell ha

[chodytaint]

this has more views than the offical lmao

[2B1ack4u]

y tha fuck is everyone hatin on dis video ur jus mad your not getting ur couch fucked an fukin sombody on it BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thizzmotion]

lolll i like ur energy?

[lilmark45]

omg i love this song you are the best pleeze rate my comment :)

[orion9430]

I wouldn't bother fucking yo couch I'd fuck yo mouth!

[stairmaster3001]

ahhhhhhh jungle jams

[Thugtorious]

Cocane much?

[riza88son]

funniest 4 min of my life

[antheny916]

Don't listen too them dumbass "HATERS"they are mad just because they couldn't afford a video camera to do this and they only talk shit behind a computer :)

[TWIKIx]

WOW! This is MA SHIZ!!! YEAH BITCH! FUCK YO COUCH!!! on a serious note... next time you girls wanna have a sleep over and make a video while momma 'n' daddy's gone... don't try to be funny. Just make a video of you guys making out in pajamas and you wont get any more "haters".....just sayin'

[ak47su1321]

this is why white people dont need to listen to rap.....white bitches i swear....

[imnottellinguwhy]

schwing!

[ACDJ203]

You guys are fucking lame as hell. It's clearly funny. And you fucks are just retarded. And why is it, if this was a bunch of black bitches, that there would be no rude ass comments? Oh no, a white person does this. Grow the fuck up. Fucking losers. Anyway, funny vid. You gave me some laughs. Plus you are very gorgeous, so either way it's cool. :)

[rideagendarocks]

please pull ur shirt up a lil bit more

[halomaster275]

1. The blonde was too fat to be dancing around like that. 2. They dance like a bunch of black kids have epileptic seizures. 3. You should delete this video so no one else waste a small part of their life on this ignorant video. I'm normally not a troll but this deserves it. Good day :) -3

[jawnaw2000]

A bunch of middle-class Washington state white girl wannabes. :(

[MrRadiohead223]

lmfao is that foil paper in your mouth bahahaha XD

[pergatory090]

lmfao this is awesome

[dwtnigg]

cocaines a helluva drug..

[yeeaah67]

damn you are the couch was fucked aiiii

[icemanhh23]

i lov ethe brown hair girl she is pretty so the thin gril not the moby

[icemanhh23]

i lov ethe brown hair girl she is pretty

[mulinko478]

i being black found these fine ass wight girls did vary well congrats i'm not the essayist to impress. great gob 

[PIIICHHAAAAACHUUUU69]

WANNA BE NIGGERS!!!!!!!

[multihkw]

try too hard i actually thought this shit was stupid and a wast of my fucking time

[makaijay]

"slappers who cant dance" would be a better title for this song

[510B0Y]

MAN FUCK YO COUCH NIKKAS !!!!!!!!!!!!! I REMEBER MY FRIEND WAS YELLING AT MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER AND THEN MY TEACHER KICKED HER OUT THEN SHE STARTED TO LEAVE AND SHE TOLD HER OUT LOUD FUCK YOU COUCH BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kouish]

@caly8monkey Black Hill on the sweatshirt? You guys don't happen to live in the South Puget Sound area of Washington State?

[M3TurboE46]

LMAO stop being haters they are just having a kick ass time

[KingTank306]

Like if you thought she was hot from the thumbnail....

[mrcolbytfire]

@503since1984. My names not colby dip shit and you would want to fuck a couch dont you nigger so you can go yourself cause you cant tell me shit ok. You dont know me bitch.

[idowatchmtv]

the girl in tha white tank top is fiineee

[toymachine4492]

i woulndn fuck you cause you a beaner

[iRep419OHIO396]

if you plan on goin to a furniture store wit muddy shoes to scream fuck yo couch..make sure you know how to run ya ass off lmao

[drega121]

dam fine ass fuck ill fuck both u on dat couch

[kogasamaru]

FALSE AND HOMO-SEXUAL!

[KLIMATIC666]

call me 636-248-4473 ask if i wana fuck ill say yes ;)

[mikemarc92]

@KLIMATIC666 lol u desperate ass ugly mothafucka

[davidb619]

damn brunette u sexy as fuck

[volcom523]

to the girl in the blue: take the tin foil out of your mouth and call weightwatchers.

[1skittlezz4]

i love iht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mister175]

i love u!!!

[chevyracer4]

Fail video is fail

[subway394]

good job...nice video!

[nlocke06]

RACIST PEOPLE MADE THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!

[kogasamaru]

@nlocke06 ur just hatin it's natural no one hates you.

[silvethehedgehog]

how about all yall STFU

[joaovictor1994]

... Cocaine's a hell of a drug. HAHAHA

[niggaman12345678]

i love it... ur trying to act rich.. :P nice, but i got 42grand in my wallet :) (i know... not a smart idea) i do it just to show up peeps :D. u want some? haha

[ktnation305]

who made this song

[xixEPICxix]

lol yall were stupid enough to put this on here...

[lizzylover123456711]

ok lisen bitch im black and i agree with you cuz u did say nigga but im wit u kk ur good i loved the vid

[Misscutiecutie]

lol haha nice..dont worry im black and i dont think u guys are being racist..its just a song, i guess if a white person listen to a song that says nigga on it then they a racist...smf fuck what those plp say straight ! :D

[Oareo1]

funny



[rsvstf2]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lldannyd]

fuck yo couch video

[codeman4416]

damn girl yo pretty hot. hell of a video hella funny

[originaldrmafia]

And you're playing rap music made by black people you dumbass

[originaldrmafia]

and just for that this vid sucks anyway xD

[Team2Scoops]

Laughed my ass off. Thumbs up :)

[TkExpress25]

Yall got right wit dis video i aint whit girls could shake dey ass one of yall losing it the other one thorwin shit yall should've wore something tighter no perviness but great shit in here

[mrcolbytfire]

Cause you are going to be answering to satin when you die for being racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrcolbytfire]

@caly8monkey you're a bitch

[caly8monkey]

@mrcolbytfire

Thanks, but why?

[DJSchousen]

@caly8monkey dont listen to all the trolls this is really funny as hell

[503since1984]

@mrcolbytfire so are you, fuck yo couch colby

[Zingershot]

I feel as if... there's a lot of hatred going about

[gottaluvAutumnx3]

this is funny :)

[kurtisp14]

i just shit my pants :O

[2012gangsta]

@cali8monkey

I would but I don't know your name

[Thugtorious]

where u work the club?

[2012gangsta]

That's a good vid hit me up on fbook Chad Halvorson and Evan Ostendorf. For real

[caly8monkey]

@2012gangsta

Why dont YOU hit ME up

[NoRCaL2OhNyNe]

Girl in white is cool, lol. She can fuck my couch. :)

[D4rk43ver]

omg u throw 1 dollar u must be rich..

[caly8monkey]

@D4rk43ver

That's the point? I also threw change...

It's supposed to be funny.

[tsateresa]

these are some straight up bored white girls

[BFMV21100]

NICE tin foil grilzz .. where'd ya gett'em

[caly8monkey]

@BFMV21100

Gum wrappers actually

[BigdogWitBigdog]

one thing I fucking hate on youtube, is teen girls who lip sync something and think it so hilarious. atleast get a better camera or do it profesionaly.

[caly8monkey]

@BigdogWitBigdog

The funny thing is that I AM going to do it professionally at the Art Institute this year so....suck it :)

[ReBeLDemonikZ]

@caly8monkey u juz called urself a hoe !! lmfao dumb bitch

[caly8monkey]

@ReBeLDemonikZ

How you fucking whore?

[ReBeLDemonikZ]

@caly8monkey omg ur not juz a dumb white bitch but ur also ur fukkeen ignorant!!

[caly8monkey]

@ReBeLDemonikZ

LOL look at how you spell.

[2B1ack4u]

@ReBeLDemonikZ she was saying thanks cuz she was bien sarcastic dumb azz

[BigdogWitBigdog]

@caly8monkey oh wow, your going to waste your time and money at an instutute.

[caly8monkey]

@BigdogWitBigdog

I got a full ride scholarship so it's neither a waste of time OR money

[BigdogWitBigdog]

@caly8monkey how is not. ok I'm ino game development, no I'm not a nerd, now if I wen't to college it would be a waste because I can learn it for free and on my own time on the internet, or renting books or other forms of media. going to college for film, dance and pretty much everything else is a waste. now I can understand going to college for say becoming a nurse, or doctor, or something that you should go to college for.

[caly8monkey]

@BigdogWitBigdog

It's not a waste because I get a nice ass camera for free, software for free, training for free, and they have meets at different times during the year where people in the real world come and hire students. I have a friend who works for National Geographic now because of the Art Institute.

[kenny102792]

@caly8monkey wow almost 4 years after you made this people still hate on it. lol. anyhow i like it

[elicashandthesavages]

hahaha this the the greatest thing iv ever watched :D

[ReBeLDemonikZ]

stupid white bitch tryn to be black and zhyt !!!????

but ill knock the dust off that puuuzzyyyyyyy !! ;D

(the one in white ;D)

[ilegz16]

haha bra bra said imma pee on yo whoop haha nice vid this was funny and even if you not dancing right its still cute haha

[cardiffguy85]

yeh that chick with the brown hair is fucking hottttttttttt

[CelticCrown]

lmao

[bigz0432]

Gangsturrr

[BritishHeizenguard]

Nice titties mothafucka.

[shift2297]

493 faggs watched this video

[caly8monkey]

@shift2297

That includes you, making YOU one of those "fags"

;)

[ChevyFtWss]

Hella gay, black hills wolves suck balls

[caly8monkey]

@ChevyFtWss

I went to Capital High school, not BHHS.

[madman3051]

yall can't dance



[caly8monkey]

@madman3051

We aint tryin.

[GREENTEAM310]

they're ugly especaically the fat one ewwww they both ugly aff like damn

[bay2332]

if u want to be g go to VA

[1500mike]

fuck yo couch nigga!! @carly8monkey cool vid , u shouldn have payed no attention to them ppl tlkn bout it wwas racis fukk they couch too!! thiis shit gave me a good ass laugh

[destroyer51]

dat red head can wind ha waist

[natedog0339]

nigga please shut your mouth

[stormfurr]

im not typicaly much of a fan of hip hop or rap but the vid.. is original

[hardhitter0918]

races

[wtf01s4]

imma get my dick all up in ur pussay

[caly8monkey]

@wtf01s4

in your dreams

[ABlackMorman]

Man i need me a gangsta white girl like that haha

[lucymaster99]

fuck yo couch nigga

[Wheelchair42O]

you should eat my asshole while on yo nigga couch

[missn0b0dy6]

dat was tight ass song

[TheShadowBoy15]

thats so damn funny i almost pissed my pants

[SuperTiffahny18]

hahahaha i love this!

[FABLE2LIONHEART]

im watching u with the wall 0.0

[Spartanz1988]

I thought this was Funny. U 2 R cute in this keep doing it!! I'm a negro & I didn't find this offensive at all. I found this on accident but I'm glad I did. HAHAHAHA. Let me know when U make the next 1.

[456aka789]

Wow some of u guys are fuckin pigs all this video is about is girls dancing around lookin like they're havin a damn seizure

[DylVelez]

my number is if instrested text me haha i seen better......

[rontuck717]

how did u actually get that song .n why can't they say nigga? imma nigga... they can say nigga lolz

[caly8monkey]

@rontuck717

Champ Bailey (the rapper) sent it to me

[TaP0UT69]

blond girl ugly as fuck but brown hair is hot as hell

[december496]

aluminium foil on ur teeth......... ha ur KOOL!

[KiLLaKRaBz]

It's funny how white girls think black girls are trashy, when black girls don't do anything. All the white hoes are the easiest to get in bed.

[EpicPandaz777]

love the tear drop hahaha

[dan1701]

at 1:15 Why don't I stretch out?