"You make one more move i mean you mofo, ill chop your f***ing balls off, ill shove them up your ass, ill bury you, ill shove ice picks in your eyes, ill chop your f***ing eyes, and send them to your f***ing family so they can eat them for desert!!! You understand me?
Huuuhh....For some reason, watching him try with the commercial and falling down and not really making it on those two clips makes me feel sorry for him, kinda like...Y´know when a baby tries to hold something and drops it?..I dunno xD
why thumbs down? i quoted something from the video when the guy said " Hey billy!" and billy says "What?" and then the guys says " Fuck you!" and then billy says "you mother fucker!"
Why am I shouting? Because I'm going to attack your family's dog, then I'll put your family's do9 in a closet, then I can fucking break your fucking back, without any tools.
But call right now, and we'll tap your ass.
One easy step
Without gloves, and without shit talking
shalpp 2 weeks ago
1:29 why the fuck does that kid break the window with snowboarding boots lol
corvettekid224 2 weeks ago
Go to 0:34. Don't think, just do it.
yoshiog1 1 month ago
WHY AM I SHOUTING!!! XD
699Wild 1 month ago
THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY.
BUT I LOVE IT
He's a Kishin, alright
ValFilppulaRocks51 5 months ago
1:27 wtf?
psnrunehq665 5 months ago
"You make one more move i mean you mofo, ill chop your f***ing balls off, ill shove them up your ass, ill bury you, ill shove ice picks in your eyes, ill chop your f***ing eyes, and send them to your f***ing family so they can eat them for desert!!! You understand me?
lastremnant123 6 months ago
"No matter who you are, your age or income, whatever your situation... i can f*** you up.
lastremnant123 6 months ago
0:59 Silly Mayes
PrimordialPuddy 7 months ago
he died too young
BoyChibi 8 months ago
Call and tell them Billy Mays attacks your dog!
"Watch that scene! Dig in the dancing queen!" *Billy Mays dances XD*
LeGitHeart 8 months ago 4
oh and with confedince...
2001bladeej 8 months ago
IM GOING TO ATTACK YOUR FAMILYS DOG!!!
2001bladeej 8 months ago 8
@2001bladeej with confidence
RitaMoulderAuthor 3 months ago
0:34 WHY AM I SHOUTING?!
lol!
yoshiog1 10 months ago
when i first saw billy mays with oxy clean so long ago, he annoyed me, but eventually his commercials seemed to grow on me
bassisnevertooloud96 10 months ago
I can't catch my breath! This is so darn funny!
Mocha2007andcoco 1 year ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
WHY AM I SHOUTING?!
satinsguard 1 year ago
that opening.....was raw XD
DoubleF100 1 year ago
ive never seen this commercial
Bassisnevertooloud 1 year ago
1:38 -1:46 very dog unfriendly 2:11 - 214 very dog unfriendly
mewmew5000 1 year ago
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mewmew5000 1 year ago
DIGGIN THE DANCING QUEEN!!
JackSaysSPARTA 1 year ago 6
wow your editing is fucking lame!!!
blaqmamba7000 1 year ago
YOU MOTHER.. FUCKER!
StubleyIsGodly 1 year ago
"Watch Billy Mays attack your dog with confidence" :D
jkcheese 1 year ago
"WHY AM I SHOUTING!" LOL
jkcheese 1 year ago
DINE DINE DINE
Waterclaw 1 year ago
Horrible shit.
Tysnatch 1 year ago
I want to see the original with the old lady screaming in pain from the ... ski boots? 1:27 what is this?!
proteron 1 year ago
1:47-END, That Made Me Laugh The Most, LOL
52779able 1 year ago
this was honestly one of the most random youtube poops ive seen in my life hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
lilizzy556 1 year ago
i nearly choked 2 death on the "Y AM I SHOUTING?!" part
xD
great vid man!!^^
AnimeSlamer 1 year ago
you can say HIGH to bloody fingers!
LedZeppelinXV 1 year ago
Tee hee @ 1:15
lisa781 1 year ago
If u watch 2 the very end he says DIE DIE DIE
jman22009 1 year ago
I can fuck you up,its that easy
gunguy009 1 year ago 2
what's the song at the end?
OutworldVMKX 1 year ago
Huuuhh....For some reason, watching him try with the commercial and falling down and not really making it on those two clips makes me feel sorry for him, kinda like...Y´know when a baby tries to hold something and drops it?..I dunno xD
Ok enough vid, i s'pose!
IvoryHellflames 1 year ago
WHY AM I SHOUTING
Sadly the answer to that question disappeared with him.
Skcorps 1 year ago 3
i think i know what the snowboard is for to shove it in billy mays ass
gonzalez99boca 1 year ago
So call ican right now, and tell them Billy Mays attacked your Families dog, with CONFIDENCE!
MeanestBean3 1 year ago 4
what's the song at the end?
OutworldVMKX 1 year ago
0:34 <- brilliant
KuntaKinteKopter 1 year ago
XD say hi to bloody fingers pain and violent fits of rage
sume555 1 year ago
Man, I miss that guy. Why couldn't Vince have died instead? His stuff is crap!
jerm2222 1 year ago
Guy: Hey Billy?
Billy: what?
Guy: Fuck you!
Billy: >(
BlademasterFox365 2 years ago 4
@BlademasterFox365 Billy fucked that guy up and then broke his f*cking back
DragonClawX69 1 year ago
LOL!
What is it when hees in the commercial with enjoyment level and those other people?
tocboh 2 years ago 2
so was 1:49-2:09
52779able 2 years ago
1:05-1:19 was funny
52779able 2 years ago
I got Billy Mays to attack my family's dog...WITH CONFIDENCE!
Imsocoolman5 2 years ago 3
buy now or bily mays is gonna attack your familys dog......
Hello3427956704 2 years ago
im crying it so funny
tecnofish1 2 years ago 3
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HoorayforOliver 2 years ago
@HoorayforOliver please im begging u not to ask cause some1 is going to respond please but if u must know
muma me ahh not spelled like that but say it
Pamahana97 2 years ago
Dancing Queen lol
treemagnet88 2 years ago 4
1:49-2:09 was so well done, it was amazing!
Good job!
h2inuyasha2 2 years ago
Yes you should do one based entirely on this.. hmm maybe I will :D
FetidToecheese 2 years ago
0:23 - 0:27 ROFL u guys get it?
dksftwpwned 2 years ago 2
No I dont get it.
trainmandan05 2 years ago
Ok the old man looks down at his ****, then billy seals a leak, then he looks up and says 'yeaah' so that ud be like, plugging a vagina LOL
dksftwpwned 2 years ago
@dksftwpwned no
Pamahana97 2 years ago
@Pamahana97 /sight...
The old guy looks down at where his dick would be, then billy seals a water leak. then old guy looks up and says "yeaaah"! dont u get it?!
dksftwpwned 2 years ago
0:31 is the ROBLOX background
greenma201 2 years ago
I love how billy starts off trying to sell me a snowboard and then threatens my life LOL
atoz0to9999 2 years ago
billy mays will f*** you hahahaha
fullmetalkunai67 2 years ago
I supoooooooose!!
trainmandan05 2 years ago
WHY AM I SHOUTING?!
lolz
kenkarsonn 2 years ago 3
"I'll chop your fuckin' eyeballs, I'll send 'em to your fuckin' family, so they can eat 'em for desert! YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!!"
That was classic LOL X-D!!!!
TheEmperorOfWei 2 years ago
@TheEmperorOfWei What movie is that from casino?
Videocreatorgod 1 year ago
I supppoooooooooose
LeviathanMist 2 years ago
lol billy dancing to dancing queen at the end!
CorporationWeird 2 years ago 2
don't yell at me billy. it hurts :[
skitsopaa 2 years ago
I swear, the fucking titles I see after the video make me laugh hard. Oh, god, these are just the best kinds of poops. 5/5.
MrInert 2 years ago
I fucking lost it the part with Robert De Niro! I was so damn suprised, that was honestly the most un-expected thing ever!
yourass117 2 years ago 3
tell em BILLY attacked your FAMILY AND DOG
with CONFIDENCE >: D
IIIJJJthePanda 2 years ago
WHY AM I SHOUTING?!?!
himynameisbobfromaz 2 years ago 2
It's true, Billy Mays does increase my enjoyment level in no time at all!
R.I.P., Billy Mays, it's a real shame that you died at only 50 years old.
JunKazamaFan 2 years ago 69
Yeah cocaine is never good.
ubersweetponage 2 years ago 2
WHY AM I SHOUTING?!
THUNDERBOLT013 2 years ago 5
i laughed so hard at that
Scorpionbrnu 2 years ago 3
YES!!!
SwoozyCool 2 years ago 2
i supooooooooose lol
Mims8595 2 years ago 3
r.i.p billy.. you will be missed
gamezforfun 2 years ago 8
so no matter who you are, what your age or income, WHATEVER you situation, i can fuck you up, its that easy.
gasquetswife 2 years ago 4
hey billy what fuck u , u mother fucker
JulianBVV 2 years ago
why thumbs down? i quoted something from the video when the guy said " Hey billy!" and billy says "What?" and then the guys says " Fuck you!" and then billy says "you mother fucker!"
JulianBVV 2 years ago 33
@JulianBVV hahah its more like "you mother - *hits the hood with a hammer* FUCKER!" XD
herbivore007 1 year ago
OMG, my name is JULIAN!!! lol i've never met someone else with my name, hopefully that is your name lol
jramz91 2 years ago 3
Why am I shouting? Because I'm going to attack your family's dog, then I'll put your family's do9 in a closet, then I can fucking break your fucking back, without any tools.
FireChronos 2 years ago 7
1:49-2:08 was the fuckin funniest part of the video. Plain and simple, don't fuck with Billy Mays. Such a shame he's gone.
R.I.P Billy Mays, you kicked ass!!!!
TheInstantClassic1 2 years ago 5
I can **** you up. Its that easy. 1:11 to 1:14
Windows7IsCool 2 years ago 2
So call iCan right now and tell them billy attacked your family's dog, with confidence! :P
LOL XD
CrazyIvan316 2 years ago 3
WHY AM I SHOUTING?
PichuPikaRai0001 2 years ago 4
WTF? LOL
PichuPikaRai0001 2 years ago
lol! i laughed hard
PichuPikaRai0001 2 years ago
WHY AM I SHOUTING
g4tech 2 years ago 2
WHY AHM EYE SHOWTIN'!?!!
Meleemario720 2 years ago
lol
btk88 2 years ago 3