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  • we all heard of garry motherfucking oak, but who has heard of alduin, motherfucking world eater?

  • I'd like a copy!

  • XL sack

  • Why didn't you take off the girls clothes!!?!?!? :( - Unsubscribe!!

  • @Negiiz cuz hes not a rapist!!!

  • @mudkipismymuddybuddy that was probabally the most false statement ever Pwnstar is a rapist in a good way

  • you can definitely dual wield.

    also, that purple water was flammable... if you had used flames on it or shot it w/ a bow you could've completely pwnt one of those archers

  • Large during summer

  • Deer, moose, reindeer?

  • mine is small in winter :/

  • mine is small in winter :/

  • too late to get skyrim??? well im off to go LIN at mw3

  • my sack is small but my dick is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!!! :p

  • man i rly was hoping he would equip the second one lol

  • i want skyrim two

  • I would hve to say small.. cuz where I live its always cold -_-

  • they are necrophiliacs that is why they keep the dead bodies

  • honestly pwn lookin at cod commentaries with u skyrim and games like these make u the new pwn

  • pwn i named my guy after u.vag pwner

  • beast game i want a copy too please!!

  • funny ending, "did you say a fucking bear?" makes you wan to see the next one

  • 3:40 the Large one

  • you can dual wield.

  • silly rabit trix is for kids lol

  • "Wait did u say a fuckin bear?" Perfect way to end the video lmao

  • On ps3 wasn't it a guard that helped you escape??

  • @LuxAurumque02000 you can go both ways ones imperial one is stormcloak

  • i need i assasin umm i need them to kill 24 people

  • The glowing purple floor is oil and you can set it on fire either by spell or by hitting a lamp hanging above it, but you probably figured that out now.

  • did any1 notice how he beat down a dead body in the cave

  • large

  • i'm glad u went with ralof instead of the imperial guy.

  • NOOO! I WANTED U 2 WIELD 2! i guess u figured it out by now tho

  • i've also made a few skyrim videos i will be making more in the future check out my youtube channel Hardjim1

  • mother fuck me?

  • you ar gaye im 9

  • you ar osum im 9

  • did you no that you can hold 2 sword

    im 9

  • If everyone lived in a jacket where do the gangsters live ? In the hood !!!!!

  • Large Sack!!!!!

  • skyrim 4 ps3 cuz i took an arrow to da knee xD

  • This is an awesome movie but pls stop talkin to it!!!

  • Haha wtf fat girls reaction to skyrim trailer over there to the right !!

  • i would like a Skyrim for the XBOX360 please

  • Large sack!!

  • why does bowser always kidnap princess peach

    (because he is a horny turtle)

  • I know it gay cause u only undressed the men... And humped one.

  • Why do girls gave boobs?

    So you got something to look at when they talk to you.

  • @jloganb577

    1. thats from family guy

    2.*Have

  • im new to skyrim didn't think it'll be that good but pwn's commentry on skyrim is just sauce baus

  • I want this game so bad

  • not gunna lie. it freaked me out when he was lookin at the phesant and them the guys came

  • pwn give me a copy a skyrim please for the best two jokes you've ever heard.

    why is santa always jolly? cause he knows where all the naughty girls live

    why do girls have boobs? cause you cant motorboat personality

  • all you have to do is left click on the weapon to hold it in your other hand and vice-versa

  • I used to have this game then I took an arrow to the knee so I returned it but you know maybe you can give me one again also great way to end the video

  • @iPwnstar4hire Pwn i love your commentaries because you keep on making me laugh through the whole vid this is a true fact of how im always watching your videos (i like, favorite and then watch the vid because i already know that i will love it!!!)

  • Best ending for a vid "did u say a fucking bear?" win lol

  • You can dual wield... Actually

  • I never knew you can go with that guy. I followed the imperial guard. What's the difference?

  • @ArsenSiyunov Really isnt i guess, unless you want that certain person with you during the war questline

  • 5kyr1m plawx

  • epic ending

  • large sack\

    

  • i want skyrim i only have oblivian lol dont tell my gf

  • Hey Pwn, if you get me a Skyrim Guide book then I'll make my gf rape you with a banana and a pair of pliers...I promise you'll love it ;)

  • "ohh my god is that a vagina?" immediately walks over and stands over it.

    LMFAO

  • yo dawg I heard you like defense, so we put armour in your armour so you can defend while you defend

  • He's definitely played this before

  • sexual jokes in a commentary on a video game thats an adventurer, sorcerer, warlike kingdom rpg.... damn, i cant wait for this action..... and your action..... giggity

  • I killed a dead rabbit.... Wmp

  • u can weild two weapons dumbass

  • whos the girl in the sub 4 boobs pic?

  • i was gonna ask for skyrim, but then i got an arrow to the knee

  • wtf i didn't know you could go with that guy

  • i killed a dead rabbit xD!!!

  • Woah I went with Hadvar, I would like to see where this is going :)

  • lol, little vagina's on the sealing: you've got high standards ...

  • wait... you killed a dead rabbit?

  • i fucking love this game

  • tbag!!!

  • i always play off to pwnography i would love to get skyrim man

  • This Guy Is Actually Funny

  • im pretty sure you can dual wield

  • 9:26 LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS GAME IS! THEN THE SCREEN GOES BLACCK!

  • killed a dead rabbit?

  • Love the way it ends lolol

  • GIVE ME SOME SUBTITLES! thx (:

    

  • you know what happens when i kill u there comes porn out XD now give me mine skyrim

  • me skyrim.... oh f it im too lazy to write a sentence... cause im dump

  • hey Pwn,

    I'd like to win a skyrim not for christmas because im muslim

    and if I don't win your racist!

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  • Hey pwm I would like to get Skyrim for Christmas and if you give me two I might be able to through in a little internet blowjob if you know what I mean ;)

  • Hey pwn I really would like skyrim for Christmas

    Ps: if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

  • @LMAOxLMFAO tests are testicle

  • hey pwn im a really big die hard fan and im also good in bed but anyways i would like to get assasins creed revalations or maybe skyrim for xbox 360 but i got a joke for you Q:wats the difference between a redhead and a bowling ball A: you can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball

  • i want skyrim but i need to make home work , i'm looking pwn >:3

  • hey pwn, do this.

  • can i haz skywomb

  • I want skyrim for my penis wmp

  • i wont skyrim plz

  • i used to be a vagtackeler then i took a penis to the knee

  • I used to take carrots then i took an arrow to the knee

  • Ummm paynus!

    can i get skyrim?(:

  • I used to like pwns videos, then i...Wait what the fuck am i saying i still do (;

  • I am liking your vidz man

    SUBBED! :D

  • BF3! OLOLOLO

  • Haha I recently started watching you and I think your hilarious !!! I laugh during every one of you videos

  • HEY PWN want a joke? "WOMENS RIGHTS"! lol great vids man i subbed to you today and i cant stop watching you ......full homo >:D

  • @proserbian360 More like womens driving

  • Who cooks ib a lesbian relationship. None they eat blueberry waffles. Xbox skyrim please

  • Stormcloaks!!!

    

  • i used to play skyrim but then i took an arrow to the knee.

    can i get skyrim please?

  • theres something in the sky its a moose no its a deer no its a riendeer

  • iPwnstar4hire:Fuck me

    powhizfy:What the hell?

  • Dude, I would love you long time for a PS3 Skyrim. Rimjob for Skyrim?

  • Would you participate in the giving of a playstation 3 copy to me my good sir, good day to you chap.

  • Hey pwn, what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion... PS3 skyrim. I love anti jokes

  • skyrim pc?

    i run windows because

    if you own windows, u get viruses, if u own a mac, you get cancer

  • Can I have skyrim (PS3) please? Everyone talks about it but I don't know..I have a disease called onh where I only have 20/200 vision and my eyesight gets worse all the time, glasses can't help and I'll probably be completely blind in 5 years, please it'd mean so much to me to get this game from you, I don't know how to prove it to you though. My eyes are free moving and I was tortured in school about it for 7 years, the most common joke was 'how many fingers am I holding up?' then they'd flip

  • pwn if you could buy me assassins creed revolations i would love you for ever my mom doesnt have alot of money and is a single parent she doesnt have money to buy me games and stuff so if you could do this i would really appreciate it

  • @Mattyice9494 I have seen a lot of ridiculous comments in my time, but this takes the bourbon biscuit

  • PWN by me skyrim for ps3 so i can fuck hot grils

  • the comments below me are weird....

  • I would like a copy of SkeetRum for (PS3) Please:D Jokes down there.

    What did the dick say to the condom?

    Cover me im going in!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA

  • I love you pwn Yes homo ;) Lol :d But i would love a copy of skyrim for (PS3) ;) Lol Bj? Yes No? Lol :D

  • hey pwn soo i heard u liked mudkipz and shit so maybe if i get a copy of skyrim (PS3) i could get u a mudkip if u know what i mean ;)

  • Hey pwn ill give you a little something something in return if you send me a game *licks tongue* get it now?

  • Am i allowed to make an arrow to the knee joke or isn't that funny anymore?

  • Ps3 skyrim..i will name him wmp

  • Hey pwn, do this.

    Purple floors FTW..

  • ill post a pic of something smexy for a xbox 360 copy

  • if i may win or what ever you would say i would want a skyrim for xbox 260

  • can't wait til i get my copy of skyrim. i wanna go destroy those spiders...with my penis.

  • Can you shoot me with an arrow to the knee? prease

  • man pwn i wuld really like 2 gt a copy im going to get it all wet if u kno wat i mean.

  • Who makes the sandwhiches in a lesbian relationship?

    Neither, they both eat out.

  • penis

  • yo pwn ive got a poem for you :)

    Roses are red

    your waffle is blue

    go wash it out

    or no sex for you!

    now give me that copy XD :p Lol

  • What's hard naked and wants Skyrim? Me. No seriously I want Skyrim...

  • Yo, Pwn, how about this? I'll let you play a 'game' with my sister, if you let me have one of those copies of that game.

    No, seriously, stay away from my sister.

    Stay. Away. From. My. Imaginary. Sister.

    You could probably play with my bro if you're into that sorta thing, though. 0.0

  • i used to allways get free give aways but then i took an arrow to the knee so now i dont get them any more but if you give me that skyrim ill be happy

  • i have no life. and a cat. give me the one they call skyrim and ill take an arrow to the knee for u.

  • my girlfriend screamed your name last night i think i need that Xbox copy of skyrim (;

  • i subbed for boobs lol

  • yes do its pwn

  • U is a funny dude I watch all ur vidoes now

  • break a leg on someones broken leg... hahaha

  • Oblivion is only 15 bucks at gamestop. it is so worth it

  • YOU CAN DUAL WIELD!

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  • Skyrim, PS3 Version, NOW and you get to keep your anal virginity.

  • you know you want to give it to me skyrim on xbox

  • you remind me of a good friend of mine ahah always making sexual innuendo's,,

    and skyrim on xbox 360 please :)

  • hey pwn i am a commentator trying to expand on what i can produce on my channel....i am getting a new pc and i was wondering if i win the giveaway could i get a copy of Skyrim for the PC:)...thanks

  • @DoodlezWeaver lol you're buying a gaming PC but you cant afford a 60 dollar game?

  • lmaoo at the end , "Wait a minute. Did you just say a fucking BEAR-*gets cut off*

  • Sorry for the second comment: Skyrim for PS3 Plz.

    It didnt fit in a single comment, sorry

    :)

  • To add to my last comment: Skyrim PS3 plz

    Sorry for The extra comment, but it didnt fit in a single one...:)

  • Hey Pown, the Dutch always joke about the Belgiums. We act as if They are complete idiots! One day They come together: Belgiums: We wanna Make fun of you once! Dutch: ok, we'll build a bridge over the Sahara! For five years the Belgiums Make fun of the Dutch for That bridge. Five years later They meet again: Belgiums: That was fun, but you Can destroy That bridge now! Dutch: sorry, can't do That! Belgiums: why not??? Dutch: on top of That bridge are continiously Belgiums who are fishing! (Skyri
  • Skyrim for xbox 360 please!

  • Pwn I stay up all night watching all ur videos so. Would like skyrim for possible #1 fan

  • Nothin like a game of peek-aboo

  • i really want skyrim so heres the joke hi lol

  • I would like for you to leave a nice package from you in my hands on Christmas <3

  • i got tha best best joke 'Roses are red, your waffle is blue, go get that checked out, or no SEX for you'.

  • i would like a copy thnk u pwn if u chose me :)

  • turn on subtitles

  • My ps3 has only one game, MW2.. I can't afford anything else so skyrim would be awesome! :')

  • Hey pwn I wuld like to get the copy of skyrim. And roses are red violets are blue, were having sex because im stronger than u ;) great joke.

  • I'm building my first pc for Christmas and I would love to get into pc gaming, so I would like to be given a chance to win Skyrim please. Oh, and as for the joke.

    Knock knock?

    Who's there?

    Daisy.

    Daisy who?

    DAISY ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'...

  • pwn id like a copy of skyrim and ill give you a joke.

    watching ur videos i always get a pwner