How did I know that the comment list would turn into an argument about religion. I must be a prophet, either that, or every video I watch that even refers to religion has a religion argument in it's comment list.
"every video I watch that even refers to religion has a religion argument in it's comment list."
"you knew" because this is what is referred to in maine as being a "no-brainah". what did you expect to find? discussions on knitting? i mean, no offense, but i would be surprised if there WASN'T a discussion on religion on a vid that deals with religion, especially subjects like this that are a satire of such.
"every video I watch that even refers to religion has a religion argument in it's comment list."
"you knew" because this is what is referred to in maine as being a "no-brainah". what did you expect to find? discussions on knitting? i mean, no offense, but i would be surprised if there WASN'T a discussion on religion on a vid that deals with religion, especially subjects like this that are a satire of such.
jjamonit1 i've been looking at your comments and it seems to me you think your a peer. I doubt how you can take the job of Jesus and heal us all of our sins. If we wish to watch this video so be it...its not your job to preach against it, God has everything planned out and you are simply ruinning it for yourself (by acting like a know-it-all peer)
this is the shit! A lot of these jokes are just plain wrong ha - ha! When Helen came in with her sick child monologue that was the icing on the cake! Great job guys grrreat job!
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This is terrible,, theses folks are in danger of hell fire, tho it sounds as if they are xcepting theses results, May God have mercy on your souls,, Jesus Please Save them..Jesus Jesus, please
I was wondering how low people have realy gone..terrrible,, tho remember GOD is NOT Mocked..
God will have the final say at judgement..I feel terrible for the ignorant folks that trash the Saviour, Jesus Forgive them, as well as this guy who wrote the reply..JESUS SAVE US From Our Stupidity and Ignorant Blasphemy
If Helen's monologue about her sick child didn't strike a chord in any way that's pretty sad bud. A mom, a dieing child, & no answer from above. Only a holy lingering dial tone. "If you'd like god to answer your call, please hang up & try again. if you need help, hang up then dial your operator."
I understand your view.although God does not stop everything from going bad,His Grace is suffifient for us to get thru the Hardest most Desperate times in our lives.Infact they push us to the Lord for help, unless we see that we are better off the other way, without Him?then what do you have?Destruction,disasters,death,are inevitable in this sinfilled world and then on top of that Turn from the Very 1 that can bear our burdens,and get us thru these trials,what is left?Helen never lost site ofGod
without god this world is doomed to death, destruction etc? Too late. All of that & then some is running a muck world wide. A god who has to be revealed or found through pain? pain he/she allows because of some whimsical unexplained plan?Nice! What part of "the comedy roast of jesus" appeals to your über holy self? hmmm??
for it is humanly impossible to be such.Holy is the Lord,period.We(beleivers)struggle with the same questions and such that you have,its just we are certain that the Lord is in control no matter how bad things are.God the Father hates seeing the world in calamity,tho He will NOT force His WIll on us.He lets us deside,the outcome?is in our hands.You should be angry with the opart of the world,individuals,Nations that are choosing the Wrong side,rather than be angry at God.God bless You my friend
What part of "the comedy roast of jesus christ." appeals to your Uber holy ass. Seriously. Do you just go on you-tube skiming for anti religious skits. I stumbled upon it. it was funny. Secondly. I'm not angry with god nor am I angry at zeus. I hate gods fan club, not god. God has a plan? "gods a kid with an ant farm lady, he isn't planing anything" - John Constantine.
ok...'he' will not force his will on us...but murdering over 30 million people is fair game...what about their 'free will' to stay alive? what about all of the innocent people, plants, and animals wiped out by a flood because of the 'sins' of a few? and do you seriously think that pre-flood 'sins' were worse than the sins committed by man since? why was it so much easier for 'god' to kill millions then, than to actually help millions then or now? didn't sending jesus affect man's free will too?
He is Not Forcing anyone to live for Him,Everyone mustChoose whom they will serve,God or man,easy enough.They were destroyed because theyRefused to stop commiting adultry,murdering,raping, etc.They were told byNoah of the coming flood andthey laughed at him,so they Chose 2 die in the floodand No the sins are not any greater then than now,thatis why there willbe anotherJudgement in the end of ages,again,God gave Jesus as a way to excape thisjudgement,Will you Choose to live or Die?it is up to you
then tell me who you think is ultimately responsible for 'evil' & 'sin', 'god', satan, or us? & you are telling me that EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the world including plants & animals "laughed" at noah? & that you that it is logical, justifiable, & excusable to murder an entire planet's life because of finite 'sins' & the ridicule by a few of an old guy in a robe building a big ass wooden boat and telling everyone "it's gonna rain...alot"???
will you choose myth or common sense? it is up to you.
evil is again,Key word ,A CHOICE, satan Chose to go against God and wnated praise for himself,Evil is Ultimately a Choice,you do it or you dont,period.base your eternal life on anger and hatred for God and you will get nowhere.Rape,murder,incest,are all finite sins?sin is sin..tho some have Heavier price to pay.Again it is up to you and me whatever we choose.also disbelief is another sin that will get you killed,as it did to those in the flood,did not belief the Truth and paid the price
are you suggesting ANY 'sin' committed by man could ever be compared to the sins committed by satan? are you suggesting satan created evil? or did 'god' create all? because if satan were ultimately the one responsible for the sin of man & 'god' is truly 'all powerful', couldn't & shouldn't 'god' punish satan by making he & sin disappear? i do not hate 'god', it is illogical to hate or be "angry" with an imaginary being. i am merely trying to get believers to realize the illogic of their 'god'.
"oh lord, with this holy hand grenade, may i blow thine enemy to bits"...or something to that effect right?
and no, 'he' doesn't stop everything from going bad, actually just about the same as fate. i have MUCH without 'him'...life, family, love, creativity, friends, wisdom, happiness, peace, and much, much more. do you want to know what i have LESS of? guilt, fear, and obligation to a psychotic dictator. my mind is free and open to the truths that great minds & science are finding everyday.
so with saying that, Do you have Eternal Salvation? All things of this earth will pass away,yet the Word of the Lord remains forever and all who beleive on him. Heaven or Hell, the Choice is yours my friend, Choose life friend, JEsus came to save us from the sins that destroy our lives and lead us away from the Truth.
how do you know this? because a book tells you so? what religion are your parents? where were you born? do you think that if you were born in iraq or to muslim parents that you would believe the same things? why do so many religious people care so much for other's 'souls' & what MIGHT happen AFTER we die, but couldn't care less about their fellow man NOW? & exactly what "word of the lord" do you refer? because what is the proof that ANY 'god' truly exists except by faith & ancient fairy tales?
what proof you ask for,besides the fact that you exist,breath everyday,eat,sleep,work,play with your kids,think,etc.."inocent"? trees and plants you speak of,birds,animals in general,the Function and design of your body,the universe,the stars your scientist study but yet Still Cannot Explain..Hmm more proof??
there are reasons for all the things you desribed, many explainable by scientific evidence. again i must reiterate, that science does not pretend to have all the answers, but many questions have been answered by science & MANY of the questions we have today will be answered by science, reason, & evidence...not faith. we are comfortable with "we don't know...yet." sorry, but "because the bible says..." is not proof enough for me or science.
not as 'proof' of a 'god'. these things have all been explained by science. if you are asking where all these things originated i will tell you from the big bang as far as science can tell us but that no one truly knows for sure...yet. but they are working on it and time, the power of the human mind, & science will be the things that find the answers just as it always has.
Anything but beign Accountable to An All Powerful Righteous God.They will do ANYTHING to keep from serving Him.Period,Big Bang huh?wow and to belive that is Logical?oh my goodness.Intricate details pertaining to this life as a happen stance Explosion..haha
many of those that scoff at science do so because either they have not studied it or that they have not taken the time to TRY to understand it. by just inserting 'god' into all of the things you do not know is illogical. the very science that you deny by way of dogmatic faith is the same science that has put men on the moon & saved countless lives by way of medicine & technological advances. do you walk through a museum & shake your head in disbelief?
In the end it will be to late to change your mind,and Im sorry you are so against a God who loves you enough to die in your place so that you may live in His presence for eternity,again,I reiterate that just because science has deisclaimed God as the Creator,Doesnt mean it is right,and is not logical to make something Not exist in Your mind that Truly does exist,just so you dont have to admit it,God is Truth and all who Choose to serve Him will live,It is what it is,and your logic is not logical
I do not dissaprove of science,It is facinating,but I do not base my eternal salvation on some "Theory". Psalm 53:1...Got deny the Truth,it is a mistake for those who do.Believe it or Not,
Love suffers long. Jerm.5:1-3 "Go up and down the streets of Jerusalem,look around and consider,search through her squares.If you can find but one person
who deals honestly and seeks the truth, I will forgive this city. 2 Although they say, 'As surely as the LORD lives,'
still they are swearing falsely."3 O LORD, do not your eyes look for truth?You struck them, but they felt no pain; you crushed them, but they refused correction.They made their faces harder than stone and refused to repent.
"Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants." (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)
would ANYTHING of mercy, love, & peace ever use the word "slaughter" let alone command it?
how can anyone choose to follow a psychotic, bay killing, mass murderer?
get informed! do not make excuses for ANY 'god' or religion that advocates the murder of people simply for what they believe.
and in answer to your question...i have mental "salvation". what do you say to the woman in this vid that chastises jesus for not doing anything to help her child?
"woe to those that feel they must worship because of threat and intimidation by angry, mythillogical dictators that would rather control you than show you how to live in peace." book of reason 23:12
"use logic in the choices you make that dictate your life and refrain from any that require you to abandon reason by way of faith." book of reason 7:13
Psalm 120:5-7.. so everyone read your "bible" they would all live in peace right? do you not see what you are Choosing to believe? where is the Reason in that? Not everyone wants peace,yet but to Make war with whoever;Psalm 106:38,do you think reading your book would change these people as well?COme on with it already.these are the people who God destroyed in the flood.If the water didnt kill them they would have killed their own kids as sacrafice to satan for their Own Profit..do you see
what book are you referring to? & it's not that i do not "believe the truth of a 2000 year old bible'...it's that i DO choose to accept that book for what it is...a book of fiction.
may i suggest other books besides that one for you or anyone to check out? 'the god delusion' by richard dawkins/ 'a brief history of time' by stephen hawking/ 'why people believe weird things' by michael shermer. & i promise you, no matter what you decide is the 'truth', you will NOT be damned.
I understand why you are so wraped up in Disbelief.YouPractice it.You thrive off of it and Try to Educate yourself with it,in actuallity,which is better known as Reality,Logically speaking,you are making yourself that much more ridiculously Wrong?you are what you are my friend and I am sorry you read to belive such false hope artist and liars?it is a waste of life.You spend your whole Life Trying to DesproveGod,and I simply Belive and Know that He is,yourmaking life hard for whatreason?
my disbelief in ANY 'god' does not in any way make my life harder, nor does my debate with you. when you have no proof (as in your case) it is impossible to prove anyone "wrong". you have FAITH, you want to believe the story you believe so much you refuse to take logic and reasoning into consideration. you deny anything that does not mesh with the words of the bible, yet you do not acknowledge the words from the bible that i point out, instead you make excuses to explain the excuses.
you are Not thinking Clearly,,How could a 2000yr. old book, Be So Right About Predictions made,and to this day Continue to come true,Especially those concerning Disbeliefe and Excepting Evil for Good and Good as Evil?why do you not see that?Logically speaking,is it reasonable to deny the truth and predictions?
yes, it is i who are "not thinking clearly". again, these "predictions" were not that difficult. people disbelieved & were good & evil 2000 years ago, why should they not think it would be so in the future? i can predict many things right now about the future, & based on the knowledge that i have & the rate of advancement of science, knowledge, & technology in the last 200 years alone, i can make some pretty accurate & probable predictions. 'accurate' predictions of the bible do not prove 'god'.
Is this not happening now??yet again, Another Correct and Infalible Prediction of what is and is to come...2 Timothy 3:12-14
12In fact, everyone who wants to live a godly life in Christ Jesus will be persecuted, 13while evil men and impostors will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived. 14But as for you, continue in what you have learned and have become convinced of, because you know those from whom you learned it
how long do you think gays have known they were going to be persecuted? i'd say from the first 1, again, not something that is too difficult to 'predict'. the difference being gays are persecuted for what they are, christians are scutinized for their dogmatic beliefs. all beliefs i'm sure have been persecuted by some sect of mankind at 1 time or another, but christians are 'persecuted' by free thinkers mainly because of their arrogance, dogmatism, & denial of the evidence against them.
@flashoftruth Good points....., I guess its why you dont see a large outlashing against religions such as Buddhism, by Free thinkers....not to suggest that Buddhism doesnt have some problems, or that it could not eventually go down the same road. For now it simply does not typify the same Arrogance,& Dogmatism that Modern MAINSTREAM Christianity does...Thought id throw in the "mainstream" distinction, since there are open minded, free thinking Christians (I was shocked 2 discover this too! LOL)
and which do you believe would be harder? a life of not believing in any 'gods' or a life obsessed with a 'god' only to find out & the dispointment, confusion, & painful acceptance at some point, that none exist? i personally believe it to be much more healthy and productive emotionally & mentally for a person to believe in things that are tangible & the truth than to live your life having faith in mythillogical beings. my life is much easier not having to feel guilty for being born human.
"do not abandon you own morality to make excuses for the leaders that you choose to follow. nothing is perfect and it is the responsibility of all rational, conscious minds to question everything, especially if it conflicts with your own common sense. even those we trust are prone to mistakes, and if they violate the law they must be held accountable. NO ONE is above the laws of the universe." book of reason 17:3
Proverbs 1:10-12..is this a murderous God speaking. Where is the logic for this verse?What laws of the universe?who made those laws,who created the universe,I say as so does logic,He who creates life has the power take it.and set boundries (The Laws)into place right.There is No One Above God..do not spend all your strength trying to dissprove something that is Not to be dissproved in reality,but only dissproved in your Own mind.Logically speaking,still doesnt dissprove anything, in Reality,right
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
Jesus didn't want to be crucified, he prayed to God to see if there was another way to save the world. He definitely did not DESIRE it, but he knew he HAD to do it and went through with it. Get your facts straight
You know, I thought passing Judgment was one of those heavy sins god doesn't want his people to do? I'm no religious study bug, but I do recall something of the sort?
That one? lol. But again, I'm not religious or anything, I was just pointing out that Wychicov clearly believes in hell, which means he is a religious person, and thus if he turely was, he'd know that passing judgment was a sin.
You didn't read the entire verse, which goes on to state a Christian shouldn't judge others before cleaning up his own act. You know, the "remove the splinter from thine own eye before removing it from thy brother's" thing.
Passing judgement is not a sin (although excessive judgement is what turns most away from Christianity). I just wanted to clear that up.
Not only do these Xtian dipshits have no reason, the have no sense of humor. That was funny as hell! BTW... its ur hell, you burn in it.
Another definition of terrorism is "using violence or intimidation to install fear to achive a religious goal." What's more terrorist than to say, "Believe what I believe or burn in hell." You Xtian fucks.
I thought it was funny---clever, and it's never bad thing to sometimes laugh and poke fun at certain values and beliefs, even our own; just have a good and strong sense of humor.
I would hazard a guess that after you've been beaten beyond recognition, worn a mocking purple robe and a crown of thorns that having some 21 century wanta-be comedians fane cleverness is really no big deal. If it's all fiction then why bother. You actually get that much joy out of ridicule toward somebody's belief system?
It wasn't ridicule, they were jokes within the text of the Bible. Noone was truly disrespected (except Santa, who IS fictional).
Jesus fulfilled the will of God so we may be saved...he told the apostles himself not to be sorrowful over what was to transpire. As long as we are respectful we can appreciate humor with Him too.
Mary Magdalene is often referred to as a prostitute, but she was never called one in the New Testament.
One possible explanation for the labeling of Mary Magdalene as a prostitute is that there has been confusion between her and Mary of Egypt. Another possible explanation is that it has been deliberately used to camouflage the close relationship between Jesus and Mary.
Mary of BETHANY was the prostitute, not Magdeline. If you are gonna do a piece like this, at least do your research so you don't look like a complete bunch of half-asses.
BTW, I'm an atheist.
maybe you should have had Ra, Krishna, Mithras and all the othr characters from mythology (yes, Jesus is a myth too) there to bag on him for ripping off their stories.
Hit or miss, but I liked it. Most of the jokes were pretty funny, although I was disappointed that they couldn't find a way to keep the critiques of their target confined to the context with which the rest of the movie was played. It would have been sharper if it hadn't been abruptly stopped by what really amounted to a fairly standard shot at Christianity in general. Still, the humor was spot on for the rest (only person nailed more times than Jesus was classic). Good stuff.
i think you need help, you should have read John 3:16 (in the Bible) For God so loved the world that He gave His only son, Jesus Christ, that whoever believeth in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. May God help you, especially when time of death will come on you.
if mary magdalain was that ugly i will get in my time machine and make sure she gets stoned.
what's with the bit about mary being the only one tht was nailed more than jesus, that wouldn't be hard he had one in each hand and they asked him to cross his legs because there was only one left.
Wow, USPrincess84, I see you have researched well the history of slavery and the holocaust. I feel comforted knowing the future of your country is in your hands. (for those of our dumber viewers, that's sarcastic)
Anyways, that shit was funny. It's a crazy idea to visualize/see what those people would have been like, and to see them as real people.
hahahah dude black pif treated the worst hahahaha your a dumbass wow you ever hear of a lil thing called world war 2 ?? you know some people called the jews they be getting fucked since their beginings and even now they are not treated badly but treated to death for what they believe in side so please fuck off and go back to school fuck black there the shitest race on this world they done nothing but fellow that faggot ass white man i feel bad for your mother you dumbass bitch
u think what the jews went through was more than slavery? hahahahah now i know you are a dumb ass. all u know is 6 million jews died now lets see blacks usa, the carribians, south america, and africa all had millions of slaves who were treated like animals. 2nd of all a big number of the slave owners were jews so i really dont give a shit about the whole hitler thing
Nice general idea... but could've been a lot better, imo. Maybe less on the off-color content and more on the though-out humor lol. You would think that people would've figured out these days that "edgy" comedy doesn't necessarily mean decent comedy.
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lol @ hypochristains defending their invisible man and their fake prophet.
RIPdixiecarter 1 week ago
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RIPdixiecarter 1 week ago
2000 years later and she's still getting stoned lol
skittles10001000 3 weeks ago
omg! this is great
skittles10001000 3 weeks ago
89 people are christian. ha
MrTomservo85 2 months ago
To hell with God
travmanx 5 months ago
The only reason this offends me is that it's just not funny.
stitch99 8 months ago
this is actually quite funny and more importantly educational
silkroad032009 9 months ago
Epic Winning!!!!
MrJesusthesungod 9 months ago
Time is short repent and recieve Christ .
TheChristonline 9 months ago
Time is short repent and recieve Christ
TheChristonline 9 months ago
this was awesome
NadaqShaker 11 months ago
I heard Santa Claus saying, "ho ho ho!" He was talking to Mary Magdalene. :-p
ShawnRavenfire 1 year ago
lol excellent, wheres the easter bunny?
jubeidamasta 1 year ago 2
In the words of Sam Kinison "I'm sure Jesus would prefer a roast over a crucifixion anyday. "
TheGhostToMost 1 year ago 4
Jesus would laugh at this.....but I think he would be offended by the guy playing him....Since when did Jesus get so Fat?!? LOL!
frankensteinmoneymac 1 year ago
You guys are pretty damn funny
micahgee 1 year ago
How did I know that the comment list would turn into an argument about religion. I must be a prophet, either that, or every video I watch that even refers to religion has a religion argument in it's comment list.
orangefan9 1 year ago 6
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"every video I watch that even refers to religion has a religion argument in it's comment list."
"you knew" because this is what is referred to in maine as being a "no-brainah". what did you expect to find? discussions on knitting? i mean, no offense, but i would be surprised if there WASN'T a discussion on religion on a vid that deals with religion, especially subjects like this that are a satire of such.
flashoftruth 1 year ago
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"every video I watch that even refers to religion has a religion argument in it's comment list."
"you knew" because this is what is referred to in maine as being a "no-brainah". what did you expect to find? discussions on knitting? i mean, no offense, but i would be surprised if there WASN'T a discussion on religion on a vid that deals with religion, especially subjects like this that are a satire of such.
flashoftruth 1 year ago
HO HO HOMO ahahahahaha
HeavyVerbzz 2 years ago
Jesus looks like hagrid.
DxHatter 2 years ago
This did have some pretty good jokes, could have been extended. Good job guys, keep it up nonetheless.
RealGateGuardian 2 years ago
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This is dumb. I could of came up with better jokes.
gurucarcar 2 years ago
HAHA HA!! SO FUNNY AND SOO TRUE!!!
Colombchaos 2 years ago 2
God forgive me for enjoying and laughing at this.
BLANQUITO77 2 years ago 2
jjamonit1 i've been looking at your comments and it seems to me you think your a peer. I doubt how you can take the job of Jesus and heal us all of our sins. If we wish to watch this video so be it...its not your job to preach against it, God has everything planned out and you are simply ruinning it for yourself (by acting like a know-it-all peer)
38InchVerticalBoy 2 years ago
helen is kind of cute
even with the boy hair
xtlhogciao 2 years ago 2
terrible uncomfirtable comics/actors
could have been a good idea but this was terrible
rammsteinorgy 2 years ago
When I saw the title I laughed. Great.
alexweir1 2 years ago
this is the shit! A lot of these jokes are just plain wrong ha - ha! When Helen came in with her sick child monologue that was the icing on the cake! Great job guys grrreat job!
FranklenWylder 2 years ago
judas is a dick!
fleshraker123 2 years ago
hahaha i loved that part also!
Bulrog10 2 years ago
Omg, I am going to hell for laughing at this. Hehe.
CoolDude8675309 2 years ago
im praying for you all in the video and out who enjoyed God bless you and God have mercy on all your souls
bigblackhoodnigga09 2 years ago
Hey, you watched it.
RetroNun 2 years ago
well said big black hood nigga 09! amen and thank you!
thetenderloins 2 years ago 9
one of the things i love about youtube is the comments are funnier than the actual videos when it comes to the topic of religion.
people are so easily offended.
whether you are christian, hindu, muslim, a scientologist or an aetheist, jesus calling judas a dick is hilarious.
xtlhogciao 3 years ago
or noah. whatever
xtlhogciao 3 years ago
exactly
ChazBraz 3 years ago
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This is terrible,, theses folks are in danger of hell fire, tho it sounds as if they are xcepting theses results, May God have mercy on your souls,, Jesus Please Save them..Jesus Jesus, please
jjamonit1 3 years ago
Dude, shut the hell up... If you're so religious then why did you click the link?
newavehaircut 2 years ago
I was wondering how low people have realy gone..terrrible,, tho remember GOD is NOT Mocked..
God will have the final say at judgement..I feel terrible for the ignorant folks that trash the Saviour, Jesus Forgive them, as well as this guy who wrote the reply..JESUS SAVE US From Our Stupidity and Ignorant Blasphemy
jjamonit1 2 years ago
Dude, shut the hell up... If you're so religious then why did you click the link? "
Couldn't have said it better myself.
it's called common sense.
FranklenWylder 2 years ago 3
If Helen's monologue about her sick child didn't strike a chord in any way that's pretty sad bud. A mom, a dieing child, & no answer from above. Only a holy lingering dial tone. "If you'd like god to answer your call, please hang up & try again. if you need help, hang up then dial your operator."
FranklenWylder 2 years ago
I understand your view.although God does not stop everything from going bad,His Grace is suffifient for us to get thru the Hardest most Desperate times in our lives.Infact they push us to the Lord for help, unless we see that we are better off the other way, without Him?then what do you have?Destruction,disasters,death,are inevitable in this sinfilled world and then on top of that Turn from the Very 1 that can bear our burdens,and get us thru these trials,what is left?Helen never lost site ofGod
jjamonit1 2 years ago
without god this world is doomed to death, destruction etc? Too late. All of that & then some is running a muck world wide. A god who has to be revealed or found through pain? pain he/she allows because of some whimsical unexplained plan?Nice! What part of "the comedy roast of jesus" appeals to your über holy self? hmmm??
FranklenWylder 2 years ago
for it is humanly impossible to be such.Holy is the Lord,period.We(beleivers)struggle with the same questions and such that you have,its just we are certain that the Lord is in control no matter how bad things are.God the Father hates seeing the world in calamity,tho He will NOT force His WIll on us.He lets us deside,the outcome?is in our hands.You should be angry with the opart of the world,individuals,Nations that are choosing the Wrong side,rather than be angry at God.God bless You my friend
jjamonit1 2 years ago
What part of "the comedy roast of jesus christ." appeals to your Uber holy ass. Seriously. Do you just go on you-tube skiming for anti religious skits. I stumbled upon it. it was funny. Secondly. I'm not angry with god nor am I angry at zeus. I hate gods fan club, not god. God has a plan? "gods a kid with an ant farm lady, he isn't planing anything" - John Constantine.
Good night.
FranklenWylder 2 years ago
ok...'he' will not force his will on us...but murdering over 30 million people is fair game...what about their 'free will' to stay alive? what about all of the innocent people, plants, and animals wiped out by a flood because of the 'sins' of a few? and do you seriously think that pre-flood 'sins' were worse than the sins committed by man since? why was it so much easier for 'god' to kill millions then, than to actually help millions then or now? didn't sending jesus affect man's free will too?
flashoftruth 2 years ago
He is Not Forcing anyone to live for Him,Everyone mustChoose whom they will serve,God or man,easy enough.They were destroyed because theyRefused to stop commiting adultry,murdering,raping, etc.They were told byNoah of the coming flood andthey laughed at him,so they Chose 2 die in the floodand No the sins are not any greater then than now,thatis why there willbe anotherJudgement in the end of ages,again,God gave Jesus as a way to excape thisjudgement,Will you Choose to live or Die?it is up to you
jjamonit1 2 years ago
then tell me who you think is ultimately responsible for 'evil' & 'sin', 'god', satan, or us? & you are telling me that EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the world including plants & animals "laughed" at noah? & that you that it is logical, justifiable, & excusable to murder an entire planet's life because of finite 'sins' & the ridicule by a few of an old guy in a robe building a big ass wooden boat and telling everyone "it's gonna rain...alot"???
will you choose myth or common sense? it is up to you.
flashoftruth 2 years ago
evil is again,Key word ,A CHOICE, satan Chose to go against God and wnated praise for himself,Evil is Ultimately a Choice,you do it or you dont,period.base your eternal life on anger and hatred for God and you will get nowhere.Rape,murder,incest,are all finite sins?sin is sin..tho some have Heavier price to pay.Again it is up to you and me whatever we choose.also disbelief is another sin that will get you killed,as it did to those in the flood,did not belief the Truth and paid the price
jjamonit1 2 years ago
are you suggesting ANY 'sin' committed by man could ever be compared to the sins committed by satan? are you suggesting satan created evil? or did 'god' create all? because if satan were ultimately the one responsible for the sin of man & 'god' is truly 'all powerful', couldn't & shouldn't 'god' punish satan by making he & sin disappear? i do not hate 'god', it is illogical to hate or be "angry" with an imaginary being. i am merely trying to get believers to realize the illogic of their 'god'.
flashoftruth 2 years ago
"oh lord, with this holy hand grenade, may i blow thine enemy to bits"...or something to that effect right?
and no, 'he' doesn't stop everything from going bad, actually just about the same as fate. i have MUCH without 'him'...life, family, love, creativity, friends, wisdom, happiness, peace, and much, much more. do you want to know what i have LESS of? guilt, fear, and obligation to a psychotic dictator. my mind is free and open to the truths that great minds & science are finding everyday.
flashoftruth 2 years ago
so with saying that, Do you have Eternal Salvation? All things of this earth will pass away,yet the Word of the Lord remains forever and all who beleive on him. Heaven or Hell, the Choice is yours my friend, Choose life friend, JEsus came to save us from the sins that destroy our lives and lead us away from the Truth.
jjamonit1 2 years ago
how do you know this? because a book tells you so? what religion are your parents? where were you born? do you think that if you were born in iraq or to muslim parents that you would believe the same things? why do so many religious people care so much for other's 'souls' & what MIGHT happen AFTER we die, but couldn't care less about their fellow man NOW? & exactly what "word of the lord" do you refer? because what is the proof that ANY 'god' truly exists except by faith & ancient fairy tales?
flashoftruth 2 years ago
what proof you ask for,besides the fact that you exist,breath everyday,eat,sleep,work,play with your kids,think,etc.."inocent"? trees and plants you speak of,birds,animals in general,the Function and design of your body,the universe,the stars your scientist study but yet Still Cannot Explain..Hmm more proof??
jjamonit1 2 years ago
uh, physical, undeniable, tangible evidence?
there are reasons for all the things you desribed, many explainable by scientific evidence. again i must reiterate, that science does not pretend to have all the answers, but many questions have been answered by science & MANY of the questions we have today will be answered by science, reason, & evidence...not faith. we are comfortable with "we don't know...yet." sorry, but "because the bible says..." is not proof enough for me or science.
flashoftruth 2 years ago
Uh, life,your body functions,starts,moon,sky,sun,water,oxygen, uh not Physical Truth?
jjamonit1 2 years ago
not as 'proof' of a 'god'. these things have all been explained by science. if you are asking where all these things originated i will tell you from the big bang as far as science can tell us but that no one truly knows for sure...yet. but they are working on it and time, the power of the human mind, & science will be the things that find the answers just as it always has.
flashoftruth 2 years ago
Anything but beign Accountable to An All Powerful Righteous God.They will do ANYTHING to keep from serving Him.Period,Big Bang huh?wow and to belive that is Logical?oh my goodness.Intricate details pertaining to this life as a happen stance Explosion..haha
jjamonit1 2 years ago
many of those that scoff at science do so because either they have not studied it or that they have not taken the time to TRY to understand it. by just inserting 'god' into all of the things you do not know is illogical. the very science that you deny by way of dogmatic faith is the same science that has put men on the moon & saved countless lives by way of medicine & technological advances. do you walk through a museum & shake your head in disbelief?
try THINKING instead of believing.
flashoftruth 2 years ago
In the end it will be to late to change your mind,and Im sorry you are so against a God who loves you enough to die in your place so that you may live in His presence for eternity,again,I reiterate that just because science has deisclaimed God as the Creator,Doesnt mean it is right,and is not logical to make something Not exist in Your mind that Truly does exist,just so you dont have to admit it,God is Truth and all who Choose to serve Him will live,It is what it is,and your logic is not logical
jjamonit1 2 years ago
I do not dissaprove of science,It is facinating,but I do not base my eternal salvation on some "Theory". Psalm 53:1...Got deny the Truth,it is a mistake for those who do.Believe it or Not,
jjamonit1 2 years ago
Love suffers long. Jerm.5:1-3 "Go up and down the streets of Jerusalem,look around and consider,search through her squares.If you can find but one person
who deals honestly and seeks the truth, I will forgive this city. 2 Although they say, 'As surely as the LORD lives,'
still they are swearing falsely."3 O LORD, do not your eyes look for truth?You struck them, but they felt no pain; you crushed them, but they refused correction.They made their faces harder than stone and refused to repent.
jjamonit1 2 years ago
"Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants." (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)
would ANYTHING of mercy, love, & peace ever use the word "slaughter" let alone command it?
how can anyone choose to follow a psychotic, bay killing, mass murderer?
get informed! do not make excuses for ANY 'god' or religion that advocates the murder of people simply for what they believe.
flashoftruth 2 years ago
and in answer to your question...i have mental "salvation". what do you say to the woman in this vid that chastises jesus for not doing anything to help her child?
flashoftruth 2 years ago
Isaiah 5:21, Proverbs 30:12, and to these verses you say?
jjamonit1 2 years ago
"woe to those that feel they must worship because of threat and intimidation by angry, mythillogical dictators that would rather control you than show you how to live in peace." book of reason 23:12
"use logic in the choices you make that dictate your life and refrain from any that require you to abandon reason by way of faith." book of reason 7:13
flashoftruth 2 years ago
Psalm 120:5-7.. so everyone read your "bible" they would all live in peace right? do you not see what you are Choosing to believe? where is the Reason in that? Not everyone wants peace,yet but to Make war with whoever;Psalm 106:38,do you think reading your book would change these people as well?COme on with it already.these are the people who God destroyed in the flood.If the water didnt kill them they would have killed their own kids as sacrafice to satan for their Own Profit..do you see
jjamonit1 2 years ago
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no...sorry, but i do not
flashoftruth 2 years ago
Why if you do not believe the Truth of a 2000yr old bible,why is it that you believe in a book I cant even seem to find under that title?
jjamonit1 2 years ago
what book are you referring to? & it's not that i do not "believe the truth of a 2000 year old bible'...it's that i DO choose to accept that book for what it is...a book of fiction.
may i suggest other books besides that one for you or anyone to check out? 'the god delusion' by richard dawkins/ 'a brief history of time' by stephen hawking/ 'why people believe weird things' by michael shermer. & i promise you, no matter what you decide is the 'truth', you will NOT be damned.
think4urself
flashoftruth 2 years ago
I understand why you are so wraped up in Disbelief.YouPractice it.You thrive off of it and Try to Educate yourself with it,in actuallity,which is better known as Reality,Logically speaking,you are making yourself that much more ridiculously Wrong?you are what you are my friend and I am sorry you read to belive such false hope artist and liars?it is a waste of life.You spend your whole Life Trying to DesproveGod,and I simply Belive and Know that He is,yourmaking life hard for whatreason?
jjamonit1 2 years ago
my disbelief in ANY 'god' does not in any way make my life harder, nor does my debate with you. when you have no proof (as in your case) it is impossible to prove anyone "wrong". you have FAITH, you want to believe the story you believe so much you refuse to take logic and reasoning into consideration. you deny anything that does not mesh with the words of the bible, yet you do not acknowledge the words from the bible that i point out, instead you make excuses to explain the excuses.
flashoftruth 2 years ago
and please forgive me for devoting my life to exposing a 2000 year injustice to humanity and reason.
what could i be thinking?
flashoftruth 2 years ago
you are Not thinking Clearly,,How could a 2000yr. old book, Be So Right About Predictions made,and to this day Continue to come true,Especially those concerning Disbeliefe and Excepting Evil for Good and Good as Evil?why do you not see that?Logically speaking,is it reasonable to deny the truth and predictions?
jjamonit1 2 years ago
yes, it is i who are "not thinking clearly". again, these "predictions" were not that difficult. people disbelieved & were good & evil 2000 years ago, why should they not think it would be so in the future? i can predict many things right now about the future, & based on the knowledge that i have & the rate of advancement of science, knowledge, & technology in the last 200 years alone, i can make some pretty accurate & probable predictions. 'accurate' predictions of the bible do not prove 'god'.
flashoftruth 2 years ago
Is this not happening now??yet again, Another Correct and Infalible Prediction of what is and is to come...2 Timothy 3:12-14
12In fact, everyone who wants to live a godly life in Christ Jesus will be persecuted, 13while evil men and impostors will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived. 14But as for you, continue in what you have learned and have become convinced of, because you know those from whom you learned it
jjamonit1 2 years ago
how long do you think gays have known they were going to be persecuted? i'd say from the first 1, again, not something that is too difficult to 'predict'. the difference being gays are persecuted for what they are, christians are scutinized for their dogmatic beliefs. all beliefs i'm sure have been persecuted by some sect of mankind at 1 time or another, but christians are 'persecuted' by free thinkers mainly because of their arrogance, dogmatism, & denial of the evidence against them.
flashoftruth 2 years ago
@flashoftruth Good points....., I guess its why you dont see a large outlashing against religions such as Buddhism, by Free thinkers....not to suggest that Buddhism doesnt have some problems, or that it could not eventually go down the same road. For now it simply does not typify the same Arrogance,& Dogmatism that Modern MAINSTREAM Christianity does...Thought id throw in the "mainstream" distinction, since there are open minded, free thinking Christians (I was shocked 2 discover this too! LOL)
frankensteinmoneymac 1 year ago
and which do you believe would be harder? a life of not believing in any 'gods' or a life obsessed with a 'god' only to find out & the dispointment, confusion, & painful acceptance at some point, that none exist? i personally believe it to be much more healthy and productive emotionally & mentally for a person to believe in things that are tangible & the truth than to live your life having faith in mythillogical beings. my life is much easier not having to feel guilty for being born human.
flashoftruth 2 years ago
what the heck are you implying with these verses?
i have a few of my own...
"do not abandon you own morality to make excuses for the leaders that you choose to follow. nothing is perfect and it is the responsibility of all rational, conscious minds to question everything, especially if it conflicts with your own common sense. even those we trust are prone to mistakes, and if they violate the law they must be held accountable. NO ONE is above the laws of the universe." book of reason 17:3
flashoftruth 2 years ago
Proverbs 1:10-12..is this a murderous God speaking. Where is the logic for this verse?What laws of the universe?who made those laws,who created the universe,I say as so does logic,He who creates life has the power take it.and set boundries (The Laws)into place right.There is No One Above God..do not spend all your strength trying to dissprove something that is Not to be dissproved in reality,but only dissproved in your Own mind.Logically speaking,still doesnt dissprove anything, in Reality,right
jjamonit1 2 years ago
You did watch the same video I did?? right?
"Jesus has left teddy!" "my family & millions of supporters devastated & defeated!" "I ask you why god!" "Why jesus
why have you done this to us?" "What have I done that's so bad?!" "We are good people!"
Those are the words of a gal who never lost sight of god.
FranklenWylder 2 years ago
this is one of my favorite videos ever.
i have probably watched it 100 times.
agentaerick 3 years ago
My two favourite videos in one:
1. Anything on religion
2. Comedy Roasts
LOVED IT!
This was Brilliant sattire.
GrohlRules 3 years ago
wtf no invite to the devil...........thats jesus uncle
49ers95 3 years ago
Aww man was this corny. After a couple of minutes of this I kind of wished I was crucified.
mattkingcool 3 years ago
this was sooo fucking gay, had to stop watching a minute in cuz rthe horrible acting. mary magalin? wtf. u sound like retarded bawny fwanks
GodzEqual 3 years ago
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notgoo5565 3 years ago
thats not true!
Jesus WANTED to be crucified! He KNEW it was to happen and DESIRED it. Judas only did what he wished for!
not that it matters much, but i like to point it out when i can. christians are very mistaken.
lordandromeda 3 years ago
Hahahah, so he committed suicide, yet he tells christians not to do it.
hypocrites
1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
override4 3 years ago
Are you an idiot? No seriously, please tell me your joking.
It wasn't suicide, it was a sacrifice.
714s2k 3 years ago
Jesus didn't want to be crucified, he prayed to God to see if there was another way to save the world. He definitely did not DESIRE it, but he knew he HAD to do it and went through with it. Get your facts straight
McBurgerBob 3 years ago 2
so so so so FUNNY HAHAHA LOVE IT ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS
appleleah 3 years ago
this is lame...
xCobhcxx 3 years ago
That room so small you start stepping on your own foot.
Hey someone let me know when these guys start telling jokes.
Jesus looked like he scalped shaniqua and used her hair for a beard.
That room brings a whole new meaning to to close for comfort don't it.
Where'd they have this roast in an office cubicle.
This Roast is so cheap you'd think a jew put it together.....Oh wait that's exactly what happened.
hailwillis 3 years ago 3
amazing "small room" jokes hailwillis! you've really zeroed in on what makes comedy in small places tick!
thetenderloins 2 years ago
Catholics: Not Fun.
Kl4pp5tuhl 3 years ago
this is fing great. one of the best youtube video's in a while!! keep it up and mad props to the actors!!!!
RoganSF 3 years ago
Noah's nailed line is genius!
Sekiath 3 years ago 2
this is not right when they say mary got nailed more then jc....
daddy2k75 3 years ago
That was so funny. Except when Santa got called gay. That was going way too far.
JonMichaelLosinger 3 years ago
Hahahahaha, 2,000 years later and she's still getting stoned.
And
"Only peroson I see getting nailed more then Jesus"
haha.
EZrasfadia 3 years ago 3
lol nailed more times than jesus xD im not a bible dood, but have a laugh eh? lighten it up skanks
bspank50 3 years ago
why do people think that calling someone gay is a fully formed joke?? Anyone. Its remedial.
JSCHOEY 3 years ago 2
santa jokes were funny, rest was a bit weird.. lol
InnocentAmy89 3 years ago
damn chill 'wychicov' wtf iss up witchu .
meli476 3 years ago
You know, I thought passing Judgment was one of those heavy sins god doesn't want his people to do? I'm no religious study bug, but I do recall something of the sort?
rohanwow 3 years ago
Which part of the Bible did you read that, rohan?
Anyway I'm a Christian and I thought this was pretty damn funny without disrespecting the faith.
Chim510 3 years ago
Matthew 7:1a: "Judge not, that ye be not judged"
That one? lol. But again, I'm not religious or anything, I was just pointing out that Wychicov clearly believes in hell, which means he is a religious person, and thus if he turely was, he'd know that passing judgment was a sin.
rohanwow 3 years ago
You didn't read the entire verse, which goes on to state a Christian shouldn't judge others before cleaning up his own act. You know, the "remove the splinter from thine own eye before removing it from thy brother's" thing.
Passing judgement is not a sin (although excessive judgement is what turns most away from Christianity). I just wanted to clear that up.
Chim510 3 years ago
Not only do these Xtian dipshits have no reason, the have no sense of humor. That was funny as hell! BTW... its ur hell, you burn in it.
Another definition of terrorism is "using violence or intimidation to install fear to achive a religious goal." What's more terrorist than to say, "Believe what I believe or burn in hell." You Xtian fucks.
wychicov 3 years ago
I thought it was funny---clever, and it's never bad thing to sometimes laugh and poke fun at certain values and beliefs, even our own; just have a good and strong sense of humor.
SolenmSerpent 3 years ago 6
This shit ain't even funny.
itssoamazing2008 3 years ago
I would hazard a guess that after you've been beaten beyond recognition, worn a mocking purple robe and a crown of thorns that having some 21 century wanta-be comedians fane cleverness is really no big deal. If it's all fiction then why bother. You actually get that much joy out of ridicule toward somebody's belief system?
manofchelan 3 years ago
It wasn't ridicule, they were jokes within the text of the Bible. Noone was truly disrespected (except Santa, who IS fictional).
Jesus fulfilled the will of God so we may be saved...he told the apostles himself not to be sorrowful over what was to transpire. As long as we are respectful we can appreciate humor with Him too.
Chim510 3 years ago
may God have mercy on your souls. this was pure blasphemy. you all have my prayers
TrevorWTillman 3 years ago
Going 2 hell with gasoline draws on.
itssoamazing2008 3 years ago
my bad itsoamazing2008 i meant to click reply not spam. but yea they are going to hell strait to it. Amtrack express no stop
TrevorWTillman 3 years ago
Yes I Agree with you. The Bible says a time to laugh but, this is pure blasphemy to Our Lord and, Savior Jesus! They went to Far!!!
Major2219 3 years ago
You guys are taking this too seriously. God gave us a sense of humor and, as far as comedy roasts go, this was pretty tame.
Chim510 3 years ago 7
Mary Magdalene is often referred to as a prostitute, but she was never called one in the New Testament.
One possible explanation for the labeling of Mary Magdalene as a prostitute is that there has been confusion between her and Mary of Egypt. Another possible explanation is that it has been deliberately used to camouflage the close relationship between Jesus and Mary.
WIKIPEDIA
mrwoozits 3 years ago
That was fucking great. Every single part of it.
Jphthe2 3 years ago 5
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this was so stupid.
VSL123 3 years ago
Magdalen was the prostitute
billyd2424 3 years ago
no she wasn't.
FAITHandLOGIC 3 years ago
Mary of BETHANY was the prostitute, not Magdeline. If you are gonna do a piece like this, at least do your research so you don't look like a complete bunch of half-asses.
BTW, I'm an atheist.
maybe you should have had Ra, Krishna, Mithras and all the othr characters from mythology (yes, Jesus is a myth too) there to bag on him for ripping off their stories.
sciencedoggy 3 years ago
helen is hot. really hot. anyone agree?
she's like a mixture between zuul from ghostbusters and pat benetar
xtlhogciao 3 years ago
i write these all myself "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA"
funniest thing ever
jackofspeed 3 years ago
I bet Jesus, up there, liked it... LOL
Damn funny.
Lola.
sweetlolamara 3 years ago 2
LOL MY ROFLCOPTER IS GOING HAYWIRE
dondopa 3 years ago
hahahaha that one guy just laughs by himself
MostKraziest818 3 years ago
the helen bit made it worth watching
johnmonk66 3 years ago
Whoa... dude, you're taking this all way too seriously. Laugh, or hit the back button.
Stuuuu 3 years ago
i chuckled twice!!
coochsucker 3 years ago
ha... Judas is a dick
Metallic7Dust 4 years ago
Hit or miss, but I liked it. Most of the jokes were pretty funny, although I was disappointed that they couldn't find a way to keep the critiques of their target confined to the context with which the rest of the movie was played. It would have been sharper if it hadn't been abruptly stopped by what really amounted to a fairly standard shot at Christianity in general. Still, the humor was spot on for the rest (only person nailed more times than Jesus was classic). Good stuff.
Balshem 4 years ago
very well done i love it
BassManqk 4 years ago
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this is from the pit of hell
kburtsonfvc 4 years ago
still hilarious...
Stuuuu 3 years ago
Very creative and funny! Keep it up!
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XxOxX99 4 years ago 3
Lol so funny!
robbiedom 4 years ago
work of a genius. I think Jesus himself thinks this is funny.
realg100 4 years ago
l-m-f-a-o
solid stuff guys, ahahaha
Tucknrollgrampa 4 years ago
Mary got it bad. LOL. Funny ass shit.
Tosh13 4 years ago
lawl
FuzzyDuck 4 years ago
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i think you need help, you should have read John 3:16 (in the Bible) For God so loved the world that He gave His only son, Jesus Christ, that whoever believeth in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. May God help you, especially when time of death will come on you.
jilvideos 4 years ago
You guys are brilliant.
chuckbukowski 4 years ago
LMAO - this is classic!
pitchforkjesus 4 years ago
dis r shit!
alphadude500 4 years ago
i cant belive were roasting Jesus..lol..lol
irenadamienmariah 4 years ago
lol XD
Saiteyaa 4 years ago
if mary magdalain was that ugly i will get in my time machine and make sure she gets stoned.
what's with the bit about mary being the only one tht was nailed more than jesus, that wouldn't be hard he had one in each hand and they asked him to cross his legs because there was only one left.
phillipqu 4 years ago
if i never saw this...or you guys again....i think i'd be ok
jku250 4 years ago
Not Funny At All.This is totally dumb and hipocritical ans the people who made will burn in hell!!!
lyeeo558 4 years ago
Wow, USPrincess84, I see you have researched well the history of slavery and the holocaust. I feel comforted knowing the future of your country is in your hands. (for those of our dumber viewers, that's sarcastic)
Anyways, that shit was funny. It's a crazy idea to visualize/see what those people would have been like, and to see them as real people.
willycole 4 years ago
This is one of the best skits I've seen
Helen was hilarious
LoowheezeBreeze 4 years ago
there were some good one liners
sheila108 4 years ago
Mary Magdalene is the only person that's been nailed more than Jesus... HA HA HA!
radiofan6872 4 years ago
I wanted it to suck, but it really made me laugh!
Thanks
happyt1meharry 4 years ago
hahahah dude black pif treated the worst hahahaha your a dumbass wow you ever hear of a lil thing called world war 2 ?? you know some people called the jews they be getting fucked since their beginings and even now they are not treated badly but treated to death for what they believe in side so please fuck off and go back to school fuck black there the shitest race on this world they done nothing but fellow that faggot ass white man i feel bad for your mother you dumbass bitch
Aophist 4 years ago
u think what the jews went through was more than slavery? hahahahah now i know you are a dumb ass. all u know is 6 million jews died now lets see blacks usa, the carribians, south america, and africa all had millions of slaves who were treated like animals. 2nd of all a big number of the slave owners were jews so i really dont give a shit about the whole hitler thing
USPrincess84 4 years ago
you're an idiot. I'd love to debate about this. send me a message so i can humiliate you.
VSL123 3 years ago
im athiest so this isnt biast...... but that SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS ITS NOT FUNNY ITS FUCKIN RETARTED
basm2435 4 years ago
This is just wrong!
justjo910 4 years ago
FUNNIEST THING EVER
OblivionGamerr 4 years ago
nailed more than jesus lol
leroyhawk 4 years ago
yeah, I loved that one too!!
mikeyfazed 4 years ago
this video is lame. cookiemonster0786's comment is a hell of a lot funnier...
octopussy818 4 years ago
Blasphemy May ALLAH Guide your lost soul..
CookieMonster0786 4 years ago
yes yes i did
melfice9999 4 years ago
thts not funny, thts blantant disrepect
90mrvn 4 years ago
Nice general idea... but could've been a lot better, imo. Maybe less on the off-color content and more on the though-out humor lol. You would think that people would've figured out these days that "edgy" comedy doesn't necessarily mean decent comedy.
hardr0ck 4 years ago