5secondfilms Week in Review #89

[lukassnakeman]

peace man :)

-bang-

fuck you man x-(

[Johnyboy1830]

Wtf Peter Stormare at 0:41

[aoibhealfae]

lol... devil's thrill on aids vid

[ejruiz3]

like if view on 2012

[Zkolsum]

0:33 little bit of Coltrane and Ellington to set the mood for the one.

[nrgi098]

HOW THE FU DID YOU GET PETER STORMARE?!?!

[87earth]

"i'm gona make you the one.." LOL!

[Singularity18]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why is C-Pain's leash attached to a drawer????!!!

[MrDarknesskid]

The one is so messed up

[SuperConsterMonster]

lol piece for peace was awesome

[gu4rdi4n4ng3l]

dood!! Peter Stormare!

[tekakaroboy]

that cat had perfect timing. XD

[tekakaroboy]

D: the first one is soooo sad. :'(

[sLeighTkiLLa]

Your cat could hund itself! MY GAWWD!!

[cooperbelisle]

THATS TOTALLY THAT ONE RUSSION MO FUCKA AT 0:44 FROM THE MOVIE WITH THE GIANT TURD HURDLING THROUGH SPACE WITH BEN AFFLECK AND JOHN McCLANE. THATS FUCKING TITS AWESOME!

[kiopho28]

Stormare !!

[tom4te88]

give me ur money peace man (booom) fuck u man

[tusenkluster]

Herrejävlar, Peter Stormare!

[americanista008]

XD jajaj john coltrane in a sentimental mood in the one jajajaj good one :B

[musicstealspain]

the second one is fuckin funny

[Atsidasv]

C-PAIN RUUUNNN !!!



[PivotStixx96]

keep pressing 4 every 1 second

[boydman117]

"The One" was kind of disturbing.

[Don1772]

"The One" and "Survivor" are related you say? TIME PARADOX

[hamp5]

5SF just grew larger in my eyes when they got a Swedish Actor in their film, ( since I'm Swedish )

Respect 5SF, and seriously, how did you get ahold of Peter Stormare?

[r0xy567]

0:29 nope it's Chuck Testa

[TribalWolf93]

I think "The One" and "Survivor" are related somehow.



[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

huh i just realized something. it went from "I am going to" to "I'm going to" to "I'm gonna" to "Imma" weird.

[tepayawawa]

I didn't get the hobo one :/

[alanw516]

@tepayawawa lol. he found a condom but his wife died from his aids when they had unsafe sex

[tepayawawa]

@alanw516 Ohhh! Thanks mate! :D

[duanesassi]

was that who think it was?

[Bloigen]

@duanesassi Yep.

[tdevildog03]

Peace man (gunshot) fuck u man

[onilink422]

@tdevildog03 Yes, that is a rough translation of what I just watched, but no thumbs up for you.

[TheStormofStorms]

Im gonna make you the one was my favorite

[TheStormofStorms]

Im sure your the one was my favorite

[soullesplain]

how did u guys get Peter STORMARE /O

[uberlicious2188]

Funniest part is that the cat was on a leash tied to th drawer in somersault.

[NPC919]

First one made me lol hard :L

[brettwyrick]

Awesome.



[angelmarine1292]

0:09 Sorry bro, condoms don't protect against AIDs. Common misconception, lrn2science

[butown2]

@angelmarine1292 I didn't know the Pope was on youtube

[Gight77]

oh my god

how did you get a bear?

[TheCanadianBaddassJB]

@Gight77 Chuck Testa

[Ubisunt0]

@Gight77 You thought that was a bear... Nope Chuck Testa

[AjBassIST6]

I dont get why there was a string from the cat to the drawer.

[CoolJohnDog]

"She dead... from my aids"

OH CRUEL IRONY!

[hannesH3]

Stormare woho

[MrHiberto]

0:31 in a sentimental mood....fuck yeah

[maggot899]

The One was so fucking great lol.

[lbIeesel]

i think its a bear!

[theflyingpen]

@lbIeesel yea its a bear

[Ozepyon09]

That cat is like "GTFO"

[theflyingpen]

@Ozepyon09 yea its definately a bear

[punctualjinx]

7 people have AIDS

[chohitto]

USUNAC REKLAMY11111111111111

[NoHeadsProduction]

Oh! He was poking a needle through a condom xD I always thought it was a peice of paper o.o

[Conaan70]

7 people were made the one.

[Erekai]

Somersault was the best.

[Poonybug]

The Somersault one was my FAVORITE by far.

That poor fucking cat :(

[helenajesstarzak]

"Oh yes, I'm gonna make you the one" - that fucking creeped me out!!!

[GehennaSlumberParty]

Peter Stormare WILL have my babies

[cheeriosy]

yeah, its defiantly a bear.

[PurpleHazeGoofyGrape]

simply awesome, all the way! 

[flequnz]

camping was the BEST, LOL xD xD xD ,,,

[ZippyRagu]

Were ganna unpimp your cops.

[MrJack824]

AHAH THE END is awesome

fuck you man

[lethalfacey]

First

[spontaneous09]

omfg!! stop trying to be funny with those *puts on glasses*...its getting really annoying and ur looking like a douchebag kuz ur not funny....leave the humor to the pros...

[TubularBroccoli]

@spontaneous09

Looks like you're...

*puts on sunglasses*

Afraid of shady characters.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAH

[Danyukhin]

@spontaneous09 It's only lame when it is. There are some good ones, like the one with the bomb in pants(forgot which week was it). SINGLE-HANDEDLY

[tallguy781]

@Danyukhin I think it was week 99.  But yeah, that one was hilarious lol.

[swimmingstud57]

oh wait she's dead...from my AIDS :'(

[brilleklaus]

I laughed my ass off, at 0:30 XD

[99007003]

00:18

well, that's just

*sunglasses*

how he rolls.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HH

[tallguy781]

@99007003 Fuck you...sir.  But well played.

[gummyboots]

2 condom jokes in 1 video, how convenient!

[stillbadz]

I'm gonna ask the same question as everyone else, but just because I seriously want an answer.. How did you get Peter Stormare to act for you ? I mean he is a swedish legend.

[Potatis1337]

Totally awsome that you got Peter Stormare! :D

Peter Stormare sveriges stolthet :D

[cgirl8826]

Peter Stormare is awesome

[deadfichboat]

How in the bloody hell did you get Peter Stormare??

[Bizazah]

"I'm gonna make you the one"

classic xD

[camelCaseFTW]

@Bizazah wat do u mean by classic lol. I've never seen a guy so into commitment before O_o

[ZippyRagu]

Happy 500th video.

[1waka2laka]

that last one was gold

[IMaximusDMI]

That dude is totally gonna plant his seed. Either that or curse her with his STD.

[RecycleElf]

the last one belongs in a Tarantino film :P

[Orbiter144]

Peter stormare=swedish :D

[Verrrrran]

I had to double ceck cuz I didn't believe that it was peter stormare and then I saw the comments..:) really awesome, well done!

[Femicide09]

I don't get the somersault one, but I stilled loled.

[DerekJ70]

thumbs for the One.

[droodletyo]

will you have peter stormare in next vids?

[droodletyo]

AWESOME that you got peter stormare

[Flumzors]

More movies to Peter Stormare !!!!

[addictedtodoom]

I did'nt get the your the one

[Pumpie]

Peter Stormare is fucking awesome!

[freebirdgdw]

The One... Simply amazing.

[TheBeto2066]

@freebirdgdw i dont get it could u explain it 2 me??

[freebirdgdw]

@TheBeto2066 seriously? She means 'the one' as in the person you'll be with forever, and he's going to sinisterly knock her up so that she'll stay with him.

[Sven2Perroy]

@freebirdgdw no, she's talking about her first

[freebirdgdw]

@Sven2Perroy I dunno I took it more as 'the one' like "Ive met a girl, she might be the one", but I can see it your way too.

[TheBeto2066]

@freebirdgdw that was my idea but it wasnt funny for me so i thought i didnt understood it correctly.

[recaked]

"Are you sure I'm the one?"

"Oh yeah."

"I'm gonna make you the one..."

(Pokes micro holes in condom with SAFETY pin.)

LOL

[mancreep]

Looks like that hippie,

just lost a -----wait.......is that Peter Stormare?

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­H!

[cisnerosdg]

peace man (bang) fuck u man funny ass shit right there

[TheToolUnit]

How did you guys get Peter Stormare?

[Subcomjj]

@TheToolUnit YEAH WTF!...GO SWEDEN..we are drunk!

[raganok1]

@TheToolUnit they only have to pay him for 5 seconds lol

[Cyprezzzz]

Peter Stormare :D

Born not to far from where i live :P

The One's gotta be this weeks best (y)

[JamesMorlan]

Are we supposed to know who Peter Stormare is?

[tehcasualties]

@JamesMorlan you're on the internet look it up idiot.

[axequestions]

@JamesMorlan are you an idiot who has been living under a rock since the 90's? The answer is yes.

[JamesMorlan]

@axequestions Yeah, I guess I'm an idiot because I don't watch enough television or spend my time watching movies and following Hollywood gossip rags. I'm just the idiot who didn't fall for one of those bad home loans before the real estate market crashed and was able to build my own home on 5 acres, establish a garden and become self sufficient while keeping my stable full-time job because I'm good at it. Yeah, I guess I'm just an idiot. But I suppose that's better than being a fool, eh?

[MaskedFoxie]

@JamesMorlan

Wait, you said "Are we supposed to know who Peter Stormare is?" - now you're saying you don't know most popculture news?

Who is this "we" you're talking about??? The ones who only know big-name Hollywood stars or extremely obscure yet cult classic people?

If everyone else knows who Peter Stormare is, then YES - you SHOULD KNOW who Peter Stormare is.

...though your attackers are right: This is the internet: Look it up.

[JamesMorlan]

@MaskedFoxie I did look it up - I still don't know who Peter Stormare is (so he's an actor - I didn't have to look him up to know that), so sue me for not watching television. Geez - how ironic it is that nowadays people think you're an idiot if you DON'T watch television. Let me guess - you're in your late teens or early twenties, right?

Television = valet parking for the mind.

One day your priorities will change.

[MaskedFoxie]

@JamesMorlan

Er... I don't watch television as much as you'd think I do.

Ah, I see, you're pulling out the age card, despite that many your age probably even disagree with you.

Hell, I don't even know who Peter Stormare is. But at least I'm not pretending the man isn't important to anyone.

Let me say what you said again: "Are we supposed to know who Peter Stormare is?"

Are you that much more important? Does he need to be president? The man accomplished enough to be noticed, that's enough.

[MaskedFoxie]

@JamesMorlan

Let me put it this way: You made a comment suggesting that Peter Stormare is a no-named fool. As if we weren't supposed to be impressed by him.

Yet here you are getting defensive over being called an idiot (which by the way, I never called you one), for not knowing him.

Don't you think YOU'RE the one that's disabled here, not us?

I may not know the man, but if he's entertained many, he gets my respect.

Maybe you'll grow up instead of pretending to be grown up.

[JamesMorlan]

@MaskedFoxie Please point out where I even remotely suggested, much less implied, that Peter Stormare is a no-named fool. The thought never crossed my mind. Perhaps you are projecting. Perhaps you didn't call me an idiot - not directly, anyway - but you're not being very friendly. Why don't you just let it go? Perhaps you are the one who does not realize how childish you are being. The guy's an actor - maybe even a good one. So what? Enjoy the flick and quit being an ass.

[MaskedFoxie]

@JamesMorlan

Me a jerk? I was defending the guys who you were being overly defensive at.

They were being immature, that's for sure. But fighting them in the way you did wasn't accomplishing anything other than making your original statement sound more offensive then it oughtta' be.

If someone were to say: "Here's who he is: *link*" and you gave the same reply of "It doesn't matter, don't expect me to know it you television-drone", then you'd see the obvious problem with your replies.

[MaskedFoxie]

@JamesMorlan

The problem with your replies: (abridged)

1st Post: Are we supposed to know who he is?

Some1's reply: You DON'T KNOW? Wow, you're an idiot.

2nd Post: You're an idiot, you television/internet-freak, it doesn't matter if I didn't know him.

...by connecting the 2 together, you make it sound like KNOWING HIM makes a person more of an idiot than you. I attacked you for that kind of response. You could just have easily pointed out you didn't know him "sorry", and attacked the attacker.

[MaskedFoxie]

@JamesMorlan

Instead of attacking the attacker, you attacked everyone who had knowledge of Stormare, by stating that those who watched television or had internet knowledge should realize they're the idiots.

And I never insinuated you were an idiot, I stated you made an oxymoronic statement with your "Are WE supposed to know him?" followed with a "Who cares if you don't know him?" reaction.

If anything, I'm insinuating you're rude and being bull-headed.

[JamesMorlan]

@MaskedFoxie Wow. I hope you never have to testify in court for anything. You're painting a picture that says far more about you than anyone else (much less me). I made one statement, which you interpreted in a very negative way. Then I responded to ONE person who called me an idiot. Then you jumped all over me like a mosquito in a blood bank.

Dude. Breathe. Get some perspective. How do you know my "we" comment didn't mean "old fogies like me who don't watch television?" Humor much?

[JamesMorlan]

@MaskedFoxie It just became clear to me that my reference to "we" was your trigger point. Would you have been quite so offended had I said, "Am I supposed to know who Peter Stormare is?" It's a shame no one bothered to respond nicely by saying, "yeah, you old fart, he's an up-and-coming actor from Sweden - you should check him out, you'll like him." Instead, I get insolent, snide name calling from stuck-up jerks that I don't want to be associated with. How do you expect me to respond to that?

[ZaeGame]

@JamesMorlan Yes!

[omfgitsisak]

peter stormare is fucking epic! proud to be swedish!:D

[KillerPikmin]

Yeah. Definitely a bear.

[KillerPikmin]

What the hell (at the hobo one)?

[mongolen]

HAHAHA Peter Stormare <3

[HTIOGranka]

PETER STORMARE!

[Eco419]

YEY 500 VIDEO this deserves free blowjobs for everyone! YEYYYYYYYYY :D

[Tact11caL]

IM GOING TO MAKE YOU THE ONE

[dmzhan2]

Stomare must have really admired your work to get featured in one! Awesome!

[Femfikon]

Holy WTF, it IS Stormare!

I don't know if it's 5secondfilms or Stormare that is elevated *the most* in my eyes after this, but I am definitely impressed.

[DXTC4real]

500 vids wooooohoooooo

[MostWantedWannaBE]

rofl

[Tjorvz1]

How the hell did you guys manage to get Peter Stormare on the show?!

[Pliskkenn]

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU THE ONE.

Hahahaha

[podmember]

the two last ones were AWESOME-O

[Maddolis]

Hahah damn I love Peter Stormare, nice work in having him in a clip!

[DetEJagDe]

Cool with a swedish actor

[Chopchoke]

Peter Stormare?!

[cynicalself]

PETER STORMARE!!!! crazy....

[JulianCheese]

I must say, normally only a few of these make me laugh, but this bunch was the most hilarious yet. congrats on the 500th video!

[benxander]

Peter Stormare?! How did that happen?

[denitro12]

i gonna make u the ONE!!!

[HalfBlackPrince]

I like weakly compilation better. Sure, I can get them daily on their page, but waiting a week for update makes it even more entartaining.

[MrPacMan36]

xD Bootcamp! Good movie, how'd you get him? lmao

[Bananaskidmark]

Oh shit Peter Stormare :O :D

[pigidly]

Nice movie like always... buy the way whats the name of that song in the intro!..

[Kmanflyaway]

500!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZippyRagu]

2 people missed the like button.

[Heikki1423]

@ZippyRagu 1000 people used that joke.

[Ido013]

Lol how you tied the cat to the drawer! XD

[Howitzer89]

Holy shit, that's Peter Stormare.

[stupidfreakyface]

"How To Do A Somersault" was the best one.

[MidgetmaniaRIP]

Like this comment for their 500th video! :)

[s0viet]

Hoooly shit Peter Stormare.

[marcusanddoom]

THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE 1 VID A DAY INSTEAD!

[phishthefish]

Sure he might have starrred in your movie, but did he repair your RURSHUN SPAY-SHTAY-SHUN?

[evilcupcake12]

didnt even shoot off the right finger..

[BioCrushed]

all but the last two sucked.....

[psychicjugglers]

was drinking at the summersault clip.... and spit it out when i realize the cat was attach to the drawer

[MartinDe123]

Was that Peter Stormare in the last sketch?

[crimsong19]

AH HAHAHAHA! Fantastic! How did you get Peter Stormare?!

- Jason

[CrazyBrick30]

Yay, 500. Here's to another 500, cheers.

[ferretspy440]

Did that cat have string tied to it and the drawer?

[CrinkleCutBeatroot]

See you're joking, but I've tried popping holes in my condoms. Not got lucky yet.

[CgPallaeon]

You should have used Peter in an Armageddon-like clip.

[bennihana123]

Peter Stormare! How did you guys get him?

[mikeJRthe2nd]

Last one was epic. Keep up the good work guys!

[DKnuerr]

poor willie

[SorrySoldOut]

I'm going to make you the one. . . . STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

[hemmabil]

Sverige!! Stormare är kung!

[Cakefirst]

Tumme upp för PETER STORMARE :D!!! THUMB UP!!

[Nannirk]

0:42

Awesome cameo is AWESOME!!

[CoDKaboom]

omg last one is epic

[snelpiller]

Is that really Peter? lol

[SnoocheeBoochees]

stormare is awesome