The Daily Left - Cashing in on Swine Flu Panic

[Jeannettics]

The hysteria is working. In fact, it is my children that have gotten paranoid. They wouldn't touch the door knobs, were obessed with the hand sanitizer and were convinced they were going to get it if they were around anyone until I had a chance to talk to them. Of course we should all be careful, no one wants their kids to get sick, but lets not get paranoid.

[minion00069]

Obama owns stock in tamiflu as well as rumsfield.

[ragenut2112]

so if they didn't spell the words out how are we supposed to know which f-word and s-word they're talking about? Assholes.

[golefttv]

I'm assuming they are talking about "find" and "sink".

[RadarKat73080]

So that's what all the partying going on was about! lol