I See Nothing - Sgt Schultz

[raliplox]

Hey dude , you like the video??

R: I SEE NOTHING!!

[chickenslice86]

Who saw family guy on 2/19

[LovingDorkyTobeyx3]

0:25-0:32 lol! that is what you say when your taking a math test.

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

press 2

[TheGrungeGamer2]

I saw this on Family Guy :3

[ranondo92]

I'm 19 and still like this show

[lovenopeace]

Bob Crane was murdered in 1978

[gnuzza07]

lol schultz is my last name

[Trashcansam123]

Wow, talk about collaboration.

[JustCallMeJesi]

Shark teeth

[ZBLDS]

This episode was the second one in season 1. Hold that Tiger. Very funny show.

[knitemare68]

sounds like corzine...

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

Funny show.

George Vreeland Hill

[MyAccount4TrollingU]

FUCK ISLAM

[puregenius7112]

@MyAccount4TrollingU Fucking A

[BrotherPrimus]

@MyAccount4TrollingU Bad troll is bad.

[clintonearlwalker]

I don't really know why I clicked on this vid, I've seen every episode 6 times. However, I just spent about 2 hours looking at articles from KL Mauthausen, the reality of those camps was quite different than Stalag 13. At the Mauthausen subcamp of Melk, all that remains is the crematorium.

[HedleyTuek]

@clintonearlwalker Of course they were different from Stalag 13. Hogan's Heroes was a comedy in a POW camp...you're talking about reality in concentration camps...Not that you're necessarily mistaking the two, but I just don't like how much hate Hogan's Heroes has gotten because so many people fail to notice the difference.

[clintonearlwalker]

@HedleyTuek The reality is there was very little comedy in concentration camps. What there was, was disease, gas chambers, starvation, torture and corpses. 12 members of Robert Clary's immediate family were sent to Auschwitz, Robert was the only survivor. Not exactly the best subject for a comedy TV show in my opinion. I didn't realize that at the time, when I was a kid in the 1960's, I know better now.

[BobbyDelray]

lol

[VictorVonFox]

I SEE NO TEEN!!!!

[steve7138]

Banner is such a "GERMAN!!!!"

[FutureMarine1775USA]

I DID NOT EVEN GET UP THIS MORNING!

[Erlendsir]

If you don't care about the logical brists in the story this is one of the best sitcoms in the last century.

[leafyutube]

Obviously this camp wasn't run by the gestapo, otherwise they'd all be dead.

[InweTaralom]

John Banner was a riot.

[MeLover99]

Nothing!

[Starscream3352]

@MeLover99

What is he doing in the uniform?! Colonel Hogan, please!

[MerscratianAce]

This is from episode 2. I want to write a Hogan's Heroes movie based off of this episode.

[FerretJohn]

@MerscratianAce They were planning a Hogan's Heroes movie a few years ago but it never got anywhere, apparently the jackasses developing it were trying to make it a more serious, politically correct movie

[tranurse]

@FerretJohn they already made it, it was called 'the great escape'.

[JustJokingYou]

LOVE IT!!!!

[Aznboi671]

I think it's funny... Just press 7 rapidly and you'll probably be bursting out laughin! xD Or just don't have a sense of humor

[Nicecatholicgirl]

I quote Schultz a lot at work.

[EdM021]

"After he steals the the tank"

"Oh-h-h-h-h!"

"From the Pansy Division"

"Oh-h-h-h-h!"

"And brings it here onto the barracks."

[EdM021]

I know nothsink! I see nothsink! I was nott heah! I did nott gett OUT zis mornink!

Sergeant Schultz is the best!

xD

[brickarmsbattles]

Best show ever with the best cast!

[BMWMarv]

2 people know nothing.

[artytoons]

Schultz usually had one Berliner (jelly donut) too many.

John Banner had said "Schultz represented some goodness even among 'the enemy'".

[tranurse]

@artytoons most regular german army soldiers hated the ss. and schultzy just wanted to go home and run his toy factory.

[anonymous3227]

@tranurse

Haha, one of my favorite episodes was when Schultz told Klink that he owned a toy factory! The look on Klink's face was priceless!

[DINDRAGON]

@tranurse Most regular german army soldiers have no problem at all breaking limbs of children stealing bread from the supplies THEY had confiscated , or to execute the entire male population of villages before they burnt them down.

I know your history books are trying to revision history so that you could feel less ethnical guilt but the inconvinient truth is that Hitler was democratically elected.

[tranurse]

@DINDRAGON i never said german soldiers were all saints. i said that the german military had a long history of being fairly honorable, and very specific in how they behaved. the ss was seen by them as a bunch of thugs. i'm not german, and i know hitler was democratically elected, but so was castro and nixon. i don't think that the average german who voted for hitler in 1933 could even imagine the holocaust. i look at them like i do people who vote for tea party candidates, foolish.

[DINDRAGON]

@tranurse Fair enough but just for the record during my country's occupation there was a very obvious dinstiction between Italian and German occupants. Though neither of them was welcome or accepted it was only the Germans that earned genuine hate instead of just being viewed as enemy combatants.

[tranurse]

@DINDRAGON well, i can't speak as someone who's country was occupied. but there were something like 14 attempts by the german military to assassinate hitler.

[Baronstone]

@tranurse As opposed to idiots that voted for our current president? if you have a problem with the tea party folks, then you sure as hell should have a problem with anyone that supports Obama

[Macvombat]

@Baronstone people that want masturbation banned by law are pretty much idiots yes

[tranurse]

@Baronstone well, nope. i have a problem with people who are silly and stupid enough to vote contrary to their own interests. sorry.

[RacerXGTO]

@tranurse This is true. Read the book "What We Knew", it's a collection of interviews of German citizens and regular army who saw what was happening to their country during those years and wanted no part of the madness, yet, did the minimalists of things just to "get by". Many Germans in the countryside helped hide downed Allied forces so that they would continue to stop the madman who turned their country upsidedown.

[specialpatrolgroup92]

@tranurse i reckon most of them did. Want to go home i mean. Not run toy factories.

[PlatinumxAlchemist]

Schultz is true neutral and don't you fucking forget it

[knowutimsayinyo]

thumbs up if yahoo sports brought you here

[BAMitzRachie]

I think I'm the only person in year 6 who actually knows this show... but I love ya Shultzy!!! Oh and it's not 'I see nothing!' it's 'I see nothiNK!!!!'

[mrdragonfly69]

hitlem mustache ftw



[bertmustin]

Wasn't Schultz a wealthy toy story owner before the war?

[BAMitzRachie]

@bertmustin Yeah but not that wealthy but that was a good episode :)

[LuckyBuckyNo7]

New Head Football Coach of the Ohio State Buckeyes is doing a good impersonation of Sgt. Shultz!!

He, too, knows nothing of the scandal going on at tOSU.

[schultzyx1621]

MY LAST NAME IS SCHULTZ!!!:D

[glc6366]

search glc6366 on utube

[natarus93]

i love this version of germans in the tv :3

[sirlancealot51]

that what the Paki goverment is saying to everyone at this moment.

[12lfme12]

werner klemperer is a bad ass

[Woodstock187]

klink and schultz = just awesome

[daviddarkmaster]

The episode this is from is;

S1E2 - Hold That Tiger

[scoobeedu]

Haha he was so fantastic ! my favorite charactor ever. What is so great is hes actually jewish and was in a concentration camp during the war .At least thats what i read on the Hogan heros fan sight .So he must have enjoyed taking the piss out of the germans. What a lovable charactor! Ill never forget that line .I know nothing!!

[OinkySetsTheCurve]

@scoobeedu so was Louie labeau (robert clary)

[kupshy]

It's sad that he is dead but he was hilarious

[daviddarkmaster]

Schultz was the best character on the show; Klink was the second!

John Banner who played Schultz, sadly passed away in 1973 in his hometown in Austria. R.I.P. John... Your still remembered and missed!

[danvandenack]

now that show really was cool

[greenwich1754]

We are drowning in debt & over drawn: Obama, Bush, & past presidents: "I see nothing, I know nothing".

[Toxion351]

Classic

[coventrygardens]

schultz was great. furthermore he reminds me a bit of benny hill in the skits where hill used a phoney comedic german accent. likewise he reminds me a bit of the king in "chitty chitty bang bang", and a bit of the toy-maker ( played by hill ) in "chitty chitty bang bang". i can practically visualize the 3 monkeys that saw no evil and heard no evil and spoke no evil. someone should put schultz's face on the 3 monkeys.

[eaglemike1515]

Schultz needs an eye doctor stat

[Snookie1988]

"I seh nix und i hoer nix.... goooaaar nix...^^

[Illuminati10101]

little known facts

Officers were not kept in the same prison camp as regular pow's

Klink was Jewish

It has been said that Bob Crane plays drums on the theme song.

[Panzerfan93]

@Illuminati10101 actually every german was played by a jew

[richardmcginty]

My God. I remember watching Hogan's Heroes for the first time - I was 13 and my dad bought me Season 1 on DVD... All I ever wanted for Christmas after that were the other 5 seasons!!!!

[SgtFenix007]

and zat iss wht you zee notzing and heer notzing.

[MrImperialage]

I DID NOT EVEN GET UP THIS MORNING!!!

[KODfreak]

I KNOW NOTHING!

[DustinThePooper]

0:24

That's a disturbing sound.

[raven3blue]

@DustinThePooper lmaorofl

[TauLord1218]

I love this show just because of stg schultz

[danthemankandy]

Wtf.

[Tigermoon1950]

Funny thing was Schultz knew EVERYTHING....

[morbidangelofdeath1]

schultz was george bush on 9/11

[acrovader]

@morbidangelofdeath1

Wow. The man's been out of office for over a year and a half now and libs are still bitching about him!

How's the "hope" and "change" working for you, dumkoph?

[morbidangelofdeath1]

@acrovader

obama sucks to

[JimmyJoeBobMA]

@morbidangelofdeath1 OH FUCK YES

[tovara22]

I see nothing I know nothing I was not even here I did not get up this morning!!

[popsnacks2]

my fave show of all time and im 12!

[badattitude77769]

Be a good American, do not stand up, be like Seargent Shultz, be a wimp, love the guy, reminds me of amateur radio operators sitting their shack just eating jello donuts, oops, my thong got caught on my Icom! Peace and love brothers, please leave some donuts for me.

[sdfeinstein]

The famous Sgt. Schultz defense....

[MrPacMatt]

I did not even get up this morning!

[GreatSharp]

i did not even get up this morning lmao

[earl880]

Reminds me of the Pope whenever he is asked what he knew about all that child molestation done by the priests.

[ClanBez]

what the hell is wrong with the video link. It's not valid. It cuts off at #1v Freaking Youtube.

[ShortRound51]

I just watched this episode last night!

[spamzer]

This is my favorite episode in the whole series XD

The scene where they open the barrack's wall as if it was a garage was like... well... I laughed so hard I almost peed myself, and my stomach started to hurt.

[tangocash44]

Lol!!!

[schwobagwidder]

oh all your poor english speaking people in german schultz sound much better with his original bavarian acent and klink olso weil i sie nix i hear nix und i woas a vo nix mai bese buam sands ge

[BigSmoke2222]

"After he steals the tank.."

*Gasps* XDD Schultz rules. then the gool old catch-phrase, "I SEE NOTHING!" xD

[kogakicksbutt]

did you know he,and half the cast(mostly the germans) were jewish?

[RONNIEH33713]

that is my favorite show hogans heros i like the tunnels.

[steyrproof]

Schultz is one cool Dude

[swampdonkey90210]

@steyrproof thank you :)

[yinzersunite]

ok, "4freespeech " -- you dumbass....you mean the same 9/11 that a lot of pansies and the media want us to forget? the one where the dirtballs radical Muslims declared war on us? And in the rest of Bush/Cheney's admin. there was NOT ONE! attack after that! Who would have thought that'd be the case on 9/11 (I didnt). Thank God they protected us, and thank God for our brave troops.

[Malcontentjb]

LOL. You mean no attacks like the D.C. Sniper or the Anthrax attacks?

As usual a totally uninformed Bush bot decides to spread more propaganda.

[cuteycindyhoney]

Sergent Schultz was basically a nice guy. I always felt he knew exactly what Col. Hogan and his men were up to, but decided on the "I see nothing" stance to let them attempt to end the war sooner.

[4freespeech]

Sounds like Cheney's chief of staff

the morning of 9-11.

[imperatorcaesar100]

I love Schultz. he was so funny. "I see nothing NOTHING" ha-ha.

[Nicecatholicgirl]

Schultz's job is so much like mine.

[Doctor699]

no wonder they lost the war... Roflmao

[Tscharlz]

real pow camps weren't that funny...

btw: you are wondering?! when one nation tries to fight more than ten other nations including the us, soviets and the uk....that might be a problem... ;)

[PrincipessaDellOpera]

Sergent Schultz had two of the greatest one liners ever:

"Colonel Hogan, PLEASE!!!!"

and the famous "I see NOTHING!!!!!!!"

[Doctor699]

No offence to Germany today, but no wonder you lost the war.

[LordNickinburg]

Hahaha, probably one of Schultz's best momments ever XD His expressions when they gang actually steal the tank are just as priceless.

[chicagocubsforever]

"its only until tommorrow, then hes gonna take it off again........after he steals the tank from the panzer division and brings it here into the barracks." "i see nothing, i was not here, i did not even get up this morning!" LOL. best line ever.

[SwordAlchemistKiki]

I love Sgt. Schultz.

Too bad Colonel Klink was always so mean to him.

[legoking58]

one of the greatest lines ever

[jaylemmingleader]

Aaah, Schultz the lovable klutz. I bet he was well prepared for the Nuremberg Trials.

"I see nothing!"

[jaylemmingleader]

If this show was even remotely realistic Schultz would've had them all shot a long time ago.

[CommanderLightning]

(to jaylemmingleader) BOOOOOOO!!!!!

[CommanderLightning]

BOOOOOOO!!!!

[historyeducator]

It's a camp comedy in a POW camp! (pun intended)

[Howardyt]

Look up satire

[jaylemmingleader]

Touché.

[sandro0212]

you better should before posting unknowing comments

[Verbeke7]

@jaylemmingleader

"Sorry, but I've never really got this show..."

I wouldn't brag about that, it's a pretty simple concept...

[ChemicalToiletBand]

@jaylemmingleader

Schultz wouldnt have ended up in the Nuremberg Trials... he was only a Sergeant. Colonel Klink however... maybe

[Wellch]

@ChemicalToiletBand -- I agree. If he was on trial, he might get house arrest at worst.  Same goes to Klink.

[ChaosSamusX]

@jaylemmingleader

I did nothing! I was never a member of the 4th Waffen SS Panzergrenadier Division! I did not even wake up this decade!

[GentlemanJ]

Sounds exactly like what Pelosi said when the C.I.A. gave her the waterboarding briefing in 2002...

[marcelderwolf]

I seh nix und i hör nix

[L3TiiTGO222]

hah! ii like how fat man talks!! lmao[x

[saddleclublover4ever]

I love Schultz!! I see nothing is the best saying!! R.I.P John Banner!

[shaolinwisdom]

I see nothing