@FollowerOfTheGods Goodjob America!As soon as you’ll have torn Obama down the world can look forward towards a new decade of neocon imperialism,ecological madness,suppressive worldmarkets and the outbreak of WW3Its so sad for the country that shapedtheworld as we know itI love you nonetheless You lik Britin, with so much power and influence missed the chance in your brief period to make the world safer and beter,son to be under the control of China&India,hope they make a better job; I fear not
You know what CBS? YOUR AD'S MAKE ME LATE FOR WORK, OTHER YOUTUBE CHANNELS WITHOUT ADS!? DON'T MAKE ME LATE FOR WORK. Which is why I'm not subscribed to you... sucks to be you, CBS. Sucks to be you.
im noting saying its fake its none of the bad names.. but people that says stupid thing like jhonka411, hellbrainsx dose not belive. im no precher but 1 day they will be begging for forgivness wen the world comes to a stop. MARK MY WORDS...
@ninjajesus81 *looks at all the sh*t going on in the world* ... You think he deserves our worship either way? Even if he actually CAN do greater stuff?
@GrahamChapman Do I think a non-existent God deserves our worship? No. My point was that if he's trying to prove he exists, and all he can do is make a rock that only one person in the world thinks it looks like something, then he's a pretty shitty God.
@ninjajesus81 And my point was that even if he exists, and even if he could prove his own existance with fricking solid pillars of frozen flames stretching up through the clouds while reverbating with the echoes of the sacred hymn, or something else fairly convincing, it would still not change the fact that he's a pretty shitty god, and we shouldn't worship him either way.
@GrahamChapman Well, it's a good thing no gods do exist, because if texts are any indication, they're pretty fuckin evil. That's not even including the horrible things that happen in real life that a god could have prevented, but chose not to.
At this point, to believe in religion, you have to simply have a brain from the dark ages. There's no other explanation for it.
@ninjajesus81 As an agnostic, I'll refrain from making absolutistic statements in regards to their existance... Naah. They tend to have some redeeming qualities to spare them from the classification "evil", but they can sure be a bunch of neglectful assholes. Just like humans, only on a much greater scale.
Or you could be in denial concerning all the bad stuff that/those god/s has wroght and, for some unfathomable reason, naively believe their propaganda of being oh-so-perfect.
@ninjajesus81 The irony is that in the dark ages, people were intolerant of the world and it's many cultures. You know what else is being pretty close minded, ignorant, and intolerant? Your brain.
@7h3647h32in6 I'm not intolerant of cultures, I'm intolerant of religious beliefs. Religious beliefs are just PART of cultures. Don't put religion so high that it encompasses all of a culture.
Religious beliefs deserve no respect because they're not based on facts. They're based on old books which have been proven time and time again to be bullshit, yet people still believe them. Why should I be tolerant of that?
Being religious is the DEFINITION of being closed minded.
@ninjajesus81 Culture isn't based on facts either. Music isn't based on facts, culturally relevant literature isn't based on facts. Your being selective about your logic so you can justify religious bigotry.
Those old "books" haven't been proven to be bullshit, just some peoples' interpretations have. Since that's all any understanding is anyways, I don't see why you should be so against it.
Being religious has nothing to do with being close minded. If you were open minded, you'd see that.
@7h3647h32in6 Culture doesn't have to be based on facts. There's nothing to base it on. Culture is just how people dress, how they live, how they eat, what they eat; a lot of other things too. Religion isn't culture. Cultures can stay the same while religions fade away. Like in Greece, there's no more Zeus and crap like that, but their customs and culture is still there.
There's nothing wrong with religious bigotry. Calling it bigotry doesn't make it bad. Is it bad? Prove it.
@7h3647h32in6 Those old books HAVE been proven to be bullshit. The Bible, for example, says animals and man were created as is, yet it's proven that living things evolved. Man wasn't created as is, man evolved.
The Bible also says the sun and moon was made AFTER the Earth was made. That makes no fucking sense.
Science doesn't even have to contradict the Bible, the Bible contradicts itself MANY TIMES.
@ninjajesus81 All that it says is that once the earth was created, he then created light (such as igniting the nuclear reaction that drives the sun) or creating the radiation form that produces visible light. It also says nothing about the creation of the moon coming after the earth.
You talk about dinosaurs not being mentioned, but you ignore that dragons are mentioned all throughout the Bible in apocryphal texts. Dragons are a translation artifact from Latin since the Bible was translated
@7h3647h32in6 The Bible says in Genesis "God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night."
Now what the hell do you think that means? The lesser light to govern the night. What is that? That's the moon. The greater light to govern the day. What's that? Obviously the sun.
And then right after that it says "He also made the stars."
So there's no getting around it, he at least created the stars after the Earth. That's obviously false.
@7h3647h32in6 You're right, the Bible does mention dragons. Here's one mention of it. "And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads."
Which dinosaur is that? I have a book of dinosaurs and the red dragon with seven heads and ten horns with seven crowns isn't in it.
The dragon it's talking about is Satan, not dinosaurs.
@ninjajesus81 from Latin to English well before the term "Dinosaur" was coined in 1842. The King James Bible was translated in 1611, for example. If you read any modern translations, the dragon references have been substituted for dinosaur, since the beasts described didn't breath fire, fly (except for Ziz), or show any other traits with the fairy tale dragons.
Read up on the description of Behemoth and Leviathan for a better understanding.
@7h3647h32in6 If you've ever read the Bible, you would realize it's written by ignorant people who didn't know about bacteria, viruses, or dinosaurs. Hence why none of that is mentioned in the Bible. Dinosaurs wouldn't let ancient man have "dominion" over them. That's ridiculous. But dinosaurs didn't exist when the Bible was written.
You'd think bacteria and viruses would be important for God to mention, but nope, not important. Why? Because God didn't write the Bible. Ignorant men did.
@7h3647h32in6 Being religious means you're closed minded. You can't believe most of the religious teachings if you have your mind open.
Well, I guess if you have your mind open to bullshit and closed to facts, then yeah, you can have an open mind and be religious.
Not only facts, but reason and logic. You have to think God is good if you're religious. Well, the Bible tells a different tale. The God of the Bible is a fucking irrational monster. Read the bitch. I don't think you have.
@ninjajesus81 I have read it (through about 2 times), and taken close to 7 years of theology classes on different religions relating Christianity to others. I don't know what book you read, but nothing comes out as irrational to me... and I've been trained in both computational and philosophical logic (I'm a computer engineer).
What reason did God have to write about living things that people couldn't see? Instead he went with the practical route and just restricted people from doing things
@7h3647h32in6 You've read the Bible and found nothing irrational? Then you're not a rational person. The Bible has countless instances where it says things that don't make sense. It even contradicts itself many times. If you say you've read through the Bible and found nothing irrational, then you're just talking out of your ass. I don't believe you have read through the Bible and I don't care how many logic classes you take, you're not logical. Just being religious means you're not logical.
@7h3647h32in6 What reason did God have to write about bacteria and viruses? Oh, so he creates them and then doesn't tell you about them? What reason did he have to create viruses in the first place?
Oh, so Leviticus explains how to be clean? Leviticus names a bunch of random animals and says they're unclean to eat. It's obvious bullshit. Camels are unclean to eat? Why? Can't eat bats because they're unclean? Why? What's unclean about them that's not unclean about every animal? Nothing.
@7h3647h32in6 You think the Bible tells you how to prevent disease? Are you out of your fucking mind? Leviticus tells you to wash with water. The Bible doesn't mention how to disinfect. Water doesn't disinfect.
So not only does God not tell people about bacteria and viruses, he doesn't even tell them how to kill them either. Why? Because people wrote the Bible and people didn't know about bacteria and viruses at the time.
@ninjajesus81 That would have endangered them because of disease (see dietary and cleanliness restrictions in Leviticus).
Also, the bible does NOT say that animals and man were created as is, it says they were created. Nowhere does it say that they remained or were to remain static through the ages.
Also, it does NOT say that the Sun was created after the earth, it specifically says "In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the earth", the heavens referring to stars/celestial bodies.
@7h3647h32in6 14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.
God creates Earth in Genesis 1. In Genesis 14 - 16 he creates the sun and other stars.
@7h3647h32in6 In Genesis 24, God creates animals, then he specifically creates man in his image. This does not allow for evolution to take place. The Bible says man was created as is. Why does the Bible say this? Because the MEN who wrote the Bible, didn't know about evolution. They thought everything was made as is. They had no idea about DNA and mutations and change over time.
@GrahamChapman You believe he's a shitty god because you're imposing your own definitions of what god is. I say god created us and then gave us free will to do what we want and believe what we want. That seems like a pretty great deal to me. I'd thank him for it.
@7h3647h32in6 I don't have a definition of "what god is", as gods have been depicted in several ways thoughout the ages, and I take all variations into consideration whenever I pass my judgement over them... Then the god you believe in is a malevolent bastard for not having created all of us with a (much stronger) sense of empathy... Then again, perhaps you're one of those who believe that people cannot have things like "empathy" and/or "morality" without believing in (your definition of) god.
@GrahamChapman Maybe god did create us with a stronger sense of empathy, an we've untrained that sense through societal degradation from those fallen away from what the gods of various religions teach, which is to be generous and empathic to others. Again, you're acting as if god is supposed to micromanage everything about our behavior, which is your own interpretation of god. I say god gave us a brain with a conscious and a simple set of rules (instinct) and taught us how to live through reason
@7h3647h32in6 The scriptures indicate that we've always had a streak of monstrousity about us. E.g., look at Cain... Not all religions teach about those virtues, it's just that, these days, we hold in highest regard those who do. Once again, I have no interpetation of what a god is like, I do not believe s/he necessarily micromanages us... Not everyone is given empathy. Not everyone is given a conscious. Thus, if god is ineffable then Trolls should be our popes.
@GrahamChapman I'm not you or I are right or wrong, it just means that because we don't really understand the nature of god in any sense (if he exists), then he probably doesn't give a flying fuck about our opinion of him.
I have a pretty hard time calling a god "evil", "shitty", or some other derogatory term when the simple complexity of life that a god(s) had to deal with goes so far beyond my own understanding that I doubt I could fully comprehend the motive or situations of the design.
How can you create an opinion of what god is to you if god is beyond your ability of comprehension? Isn't that contradictory and, by extention, unintelligible?
Me, I don't care what god's motives or designs are. (Speaking of which, doesn't "design" contradict the notion of free will?) What matters to me is what god has caused... "The path to hell is paved with good intentions", you know.
@GrahamChapman I didn't create an opinion of what god is, I just provided a counterpoint to your opinion in a hypothetical sense.
And yes, you are correct that the notion of "design" (in other words, predetermination contradicts the notion of free will), however, not everyone believes that there are designs on the free will level, after all, just a beginning and end.
@7h3647h32in6 I was under the impression that your hypothesis of god as a/the creator, that he supposedly gave us ultimate free will, and that it seemed like a good deal to be thankful for, was your own personal opinion of him. If such is not the case... *shrugs*
Hou? I have a hard time imagining a divine design that includes us, yet does not make us subservient to it. I need someone to clearify how that works out... Come to think of it, do we really have a free will?
@GrahamChapman We might and we might not have free will (or moral responsibility). However, that is a long and controversial discussion involving quantum mechanics (quantum level randomness) and M theory. There seems to be evidence that we have no ability to make conscious decisions (our decisions are merely an illusion of free will) . There seems to be evidence that responsibility might stem from the differences in consciousness in the parallel multiverse.
@7h3647h32in6 Yes, I know. I've had that conversation a couple of times before. And, to say the least, I've had my fill and don't feel like going through it again.
ohhh ya that definatly looks like mary and baby jesus. even though it doesn't have quite the same shape or any distinct markings, ya it looks like them. COMON, really? it looks like a north dakota sex stone to me. JUST ANOTHER FUCKING ROCK
Who gives a damn what the bible says? Obviously she doesn't; because if she did she wouldn't be wearing all that jewelry, now would she? Or is she just one of those Christians who selectively follows the bible?
i do see it but i really think that God has become a game to people and that the bible is just words to use in whatever way they want to.God is completely passive to much of the world today and many don't believe in Jesus Christ as the savior.Many don't know what to believe yet we don't search for truth because we are too occupied being entertained by television and the internet myself included.im so anguished by the death of our purpose and fulfillment in goodness and rightousness.Nobody cares!
sorry that has nothing to do with Jesus, The Madonna and child started in Babylon and every symbol of the Madonna and child from then and till now are one and the same" Pagan" But if you knew Jesus, The way the truth and the life. no man comes to the father but by Me. You would not be following Lucifer the morning star , the shinning one. Because Satan masquerades an an angle of light.
really? but, then, does that mean that even the icons that are made of Mary and Jesus as an infant are pagan too? no seriously, im honestly asking because i want to know.
@TeshimotoClan You have to understand, I understand. Madonna and child started in Babylon and has alway been a pagan idol , the names have changed, the mother is Semiramis, Isis, Dianna and others now Mary. Child is Nimrod, Horus, Tammuz, and now Jesus. Real Christians do not make Deut. 4:16 ...of any figure, the likeness of male or female,Exodus.20:4hou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth
@TeshimotoClan Sorry for the delay in the reply, . Any and all icons are in direct conflict to the second commandment , You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them.
what a bunch of bull fucking shit. the only reason she is doing this is to get attention because she is but ass ugly. there is not a pic of jesus in the rock lady. your fucking stupid as hell. and you need to start getting out more. instead of reading your bible all damn day
I feel like if God wanted to get people's attention - being omnipotent and all - he could do something a Hell of a lot more interesting than crack a rock in half to leave it looking like a hooded torso that, by free-association, could be the Virgin Mary.
she's proposing that an omnipotent deity from heaven personally sculpted a rock (and potentially many others) to help market a shallow group philosophy based exclusively on ritual and a hypocritical conduct code. how the fuck is that supposed to be considered mundane?? that's the OPPOSITE of mundane.
if the reporter had any journalistic integrity she'd call this woman out on her pompous attitude toward her meaningless and non-existent philosophy-- such bs..
@TimWFishes wonderful question! if people disagree with or find a video so ridiculous, just don't watch it. insulting others and putting down their beliefs does nothing but spread hate, whether you believe in God or not.
scientifically, no, because there is no child concieved in her womb. but the story of Jesus' conception says that she was filled iwht the Holy Spirit and the child was concieved in her. In todays world, if a women wnted to become pregnant, but didnt want to have sex with a man, there are ways to fertilize her eggs. The fact that she is still a virgin will not prohibit her body form giving birth.
Someone want to tell that dumb woman we can't see much with such a poor close up. Get right in there and give us a real closeup or most people won't see it. How about different lighting and or colors. People like her can make us so bloody mad we want to scream. Close up stupid close up. not from 3 or 4 feet away.
white people.
zerotop34 6 months ago
you would put it on craigslist?
Ederr93 8 months ago
This makes me ashamed to be from the south
jcnaples 8 months ago
Yeah, Jesus rocks!! Oh, Jesus rocks... Ah.
FlaxFalcon 8 months ago
Facepalm...
Is it ever "just a rock?"
FollowerOfTheGods 10 months ago
@FollowerOfTheGods Goodjob America!As soon as you’ll have torn Obama down the world can look forward towards a new decade of neocon imperialism,ecological madness,suppressive worldmarkets and the outbreak of WW3Its so sad for the country that shapedtheworld as we know itI love you nonetheless You lik Britin, with so much power and influence missed the chance in your brief period to make the world safer and beter,son to be under the control of China&India,hope they make a better job; I fear not
indiansarecheap3 8 months ago
OMG I just found a rock!! Woot.
DerHellRazor 11 months ago
Looks like Willie Nelson eating a hoagie!
shield400 11 months ago 4
jesus? looks like charles manson to me...
Whisper6911 11 months ago
Another dunbass christian
ImakeAirsoftVids 11 months ago
if my shit look like this i would be reach...
panagiotis123454 11 months ago
fuking Texans!!!
EmperorCheesyHD 11 months ago
Do I believe in God? Yes! I also believe people see what they want to see and when you rely or seek visual reminders then it's no longer faith.
lockpicker2k 11 months ago
they look like ears
drumbumbtingey 11 months ago
@drumbumbtngey Jesus ears?
lockpicker2k 11 months ago
You know what CBS? YOUR AD'S MAKE ME LATE FOR WORK, OTHER YOUTUBE CHANNELS WITHOUT ADS!? DON'T MAKE ME LATE FOR WORK. Which is why I'm not subscribed to you... sucks to be you, CBS. Sucks to be you.
SCHIZOPHRENlC 11 months ago
ehehehe religion is the tomb of the faith
really cbs news? didnt u had a porno to transmit instead of this one
JESUS ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSS with a sttratocaster
spankywaka 11 months ago
Key word: "Texas."
TheAJKlein 1 year ago 6
a 30 sec ad wtf
alexcanton2 1 year ago
-__-..... All i see is a rock
aliboxer99 1 year ago
* face palm *
kop4321 1 year ago
Um... they look like ears to me...
splendidwren 1 year ago
What's next, Jesus and Mary seen in piles of dog shit? Hmmm, I wonder how much money I could sell something like that for on Craigslist or ebay?
BloodTar 1 year ago
@chstfr311311 she is ONE example among millions
Battery9876 1 year ago
lol craigslist
deba94 1 year ago
.................
werwr4 1 year ago
jesus christ this is dumb
wallacemz 1 year ago
So why they're wasting time on rocks, what about the war in afghanistan? How about that shit?
wolfeyez1989 1 year ago
dude penis
AwsomeALEC72 1 year ago
jesus is fake as fuck
jeffro99518 1 year ago
where can I buy the jesus rock tshirt?
ColonPatrol 1 year ago
Its a rock ffs
geeza97 1 year ago
Weird. Looks like a rock to me.
zanethestickerguy 1 year ago
stupid christians lol
Battery9876 1 year ago
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kirafreedom101 1 year ago
im noting saying its fake its none of the bad names.. but people that says stupid thing like jhonka411, hellbrainsx dose not belive. im no precher but 1 day they will be begging for forgivness wen the world comes to a stop. MARK MY WORDS...
xxxxraider89xxxx 1 year ago
Christianity fail....
hellbrainsx 1 year ago
eBay.....here I come!!!
TheTemest 1 year ago
this is a total disgrace to christians, please, people we're not all retarded.
saberallen5 1 year ago 21
@saberallen5 hahaha that is hella funny. I'm not christian but even I can appreciate that sentiment
slaphappypenguin 1 year ago
@saberallen5 yes you are.
Whisper6911 11 months ago
@saberallen5 No, you are, you really are. All of you. And you have pulled our race down with you.
GodDidJesusInTheButt 10 months ago
Laugh my fucking ass off
basscatcher567 1 year ago
creationist fail.....once again
coopmuch56 1 year ago
mmm, maybe the shapes of the rocks look like the image, but other than that, u need more of an imagination to actually see what she sees.
erickav808 1 year ago
i thought they looked like ears lmao
rustmac91 1 year ago
I Like rocks......
SuperLeeTz 1 year ago
what a fucking hick...please people see what they want to see in anything.....i just saw jesus in my shit, whats the bible say about that one??
Jon8146 1 year ago
Looks more like one of those Devil's Toenail shells.
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
wow jesuses ears
02norcottg 1 year ago
fake and gay!
UnlockedZero 1 year ago
I am an atheist so...
TheRecon911 1 year ago
fucking christ, another retard found another piece of toast....
percheron1654 1 year ago
If that's the best God can come up with to convince humanity that he exists, then he doesn't deserve to be worshiped.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago 2
@ninjajesus81 *looks at all the sh*t going on in the world* ... You think he deserves our worship either way? Even if he actually CAN do greater stuff?
GrahamChapman 1 year ago
@GrahamChapman Do I think a non-existent God deserves our worship? No. My point was that if he's trying to prove he exists, and all he can do is make a rock that only one person in the world thinks it looks like something, then he's a pretty shitty God.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@ninjajesus81 And my point was that even if he exists, and even if he could prove his own existance with fricking solid pillars of frozen flames stretching up through the clouds while reverbating with the echoes of the sacred hymn, or something else fairly convincing, it would still not change the fact that he's a pretty shitty god, and we shouldn't worship him either way.
GrahamChapman 1 year ago
@GrahamChapman Well, it's a good thing no gods do exist, because if texts are any indication, they're pretty fuckin evil. That's not even including the horrible things that happen in real life that a god could have prevented, but chose not to.
At this point, to believe in religion, you have to simply have a brain from the dark ages. There's no other explanation for it.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@ninjajesus81 As an agnostic, I'll refrain from making absolutistic statements in regards to their existance... Naah. They tend to have some redeeming qualities to spare them from the classification "evil", but they can sure be a bunch of neglectful assholes. Just like humans, only on a much greater scale.
Or you could be in denial concerning all the bad stuff that/those god/s has wroght and, for some unfathomable reason, naively believe their propaganda of being oh-so-perfect.
GrahamChapman 1 year ago
@ninjajesus81 The irony is that in the dark ages, people were intolerant of the world and it's many cultures. You know what else is being pretty close minded, ignorant, and intolerant? Your brain.
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 I'm not intolerant of cultures, I'm intolerant of religious beliefs. Religious beliefs are just PART of cultures. Don't put religion so high that it encompasses all of a culture.
Religious beliefs deserve no respect because they're not based on facts. They're based on old books which have been proven time and time again to be bullshit, yet people still believe them. Why should I be tolerant of that?
Being religious is the DEFINITION of being closed minded.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@ninjajesus81 Culture isn't based on facts either. Music isn't based on facts, culturally relevant literature isn't based on facts. Your being selective about your logic so you can justify religious bigotry.
Those old "books" haven't been proven to be bullshit, just some peoples' interpretations have. Since that's all any understanding is anyways, I don't see why you should be so against it.
Being religious has nothing to do with being close minded. If you were open minded, you'd see that.
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 Culture doesn't have to be based on facts. There's nothing to base it on. Culture is just how people dress, how they live, how they eat, what they eat; a lot of other things too. Religion isn't culture. Cultures can stay the same while religions fade away. Like in Greece, there's no more Zeus and crap like that, but their customs and culture is still there.
There's nothing wrong with religious bigotry. Calling it bigotry doesn't make it bad. Is it bad? Prove it.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 Those old books HAVE been proven to be bullshit. The Bible, for example, says animals and man were created as is, yet it's proven that living things evolved. Man wasn't created as is, man evolved.
The Bible also says the sun and moon was made AFTER the Earth was made. That makes no fucking sense.
Science doesn't even have to contradict the Bible, the Bible contradicts itself MANY TIMES.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@ninjajesus81 All that it says is that once the earth was created, he then created light (such as igniting the nuclear reaction that drives the sun) or creating the radiation form that produces visible light. It also says nothing about the creation of the moon coming after the earth.
You talk about dinosaurs not being mentioned, but you ignore that dragons are mentioned all throughout the Bible in apocryphal texts. Dragons are a translation artifact from Latin since the Bible was translated
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 The Bible says in Genesis "God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night."
Now what the hell do you think that means? The lesser light to govern the night. What is that? That's the moon. The greater light to govern the day. What's that? Obviously the sun.
And then right after that it says "He also made the stars."
So there's no getting around it, he at least created the stars after the Earth. That's obviously false.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 You're right, the Bible does mention dragons. Here's one mention of it. "And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads."
Which dinosaur is that? I have a book of dinosaurs and the red dragon with seven heads and ten horns with seven crowns isn't in it.
The dragon it's talking about is Satan, not dinosaurs.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@ninjajesus81 im totally with u on this u have all the stuff to prove it to the other guy was just talking out of his egotistical ass
cjwolfer 1 year ago
@ninjajesus81 from Latin to English well before the term "Dinosaur" was coined in 1842. The King James Bible was translated in 1611, for example. If you read any modern translations, the dragon references have been substituted for dinosaur, since the beasts described didn't breath fire, fly (except for Ziz), or show any other traits with the fairy tale dragons.
Read up on the description of Behemoth and Leviathan for a better understanding.
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 If you've ever read the Bible, you would realize it's written by ignorant people who didn't know about bacteria, viruses, or dinosaurs. Hence why none of that is mentioned in the Bible. Dinosaurs wouldn't let ancient man have "dominion" over them. That's ridiculous. But dinosaurs didn't exist when the Bible was written.
You'd think bacteria and viruses would be important for God to mention, but nope, not important. Why? Because God didn't write the Bible. Ignorant men did.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 Being religious means you're closed minded. You can't believe most of the religious teachings if you have your mind open.
Well, I guess if you have your mind open to bullshit and closed to facts, then yeah, you can have an open mind and be religious.
Not only facts, but reason and logic. You have to think God is good if you're religious. Well, the Bible tells a different tale. The God of the Bible is a fucking irrational monster. Read the bitch. I don't think you have.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@ninjajesus81 I have read it (through about 2 times), and taken close to 7 years of theology classes on different religions relating Christianity to others. I don't know what book you read, but nothing comes out as irrational to me... and I've been trained in both computational and philosophical logic (I'm a computer engineer).
What reason did God have to write about living things that people couldn't see? Instead he went with the practical route and just restricted people from doing things
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 You've read the Bible and found nothing irrational? Then you're not a rational person. The Bible has countless instances where it says things that don't make sense. It even contradicts itself many times. If you say you've read through the Bible and found nothing irrational, then you're just talking out of your ass. I don't believe you have read through the Bible and I don't care how many logic classes you take, you're not logical. Just being religious means you're not logical.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 What reason did God have to write about bacteria and viruses? Oh, so he creates them and then doesn't tell you about them? What reason did he have to create viruses in the first place?
Oh, so Leviticus explains how to be clean? Leviticus names a bunch of random animals and says they're unclean to eat. It's obvious bullshit. Camels are unclean to eat? Why? Can't eat bats because they're unclean? Why? What's unclean about them that's not unclean about every animal? Nothing.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 You think the Bible tells you how to prevent disease? Are you out of your fucking mind? Leviticus tells you to wash with water. The Bible doesn't mention how to disinfect. Water doesn't disinfect.
So not only does God not tell people about bacteria and viruses, he doesn't even tell them how to kill them either. Why? Because people wrote the Bible and people didn't know about bacteria and viruses at the time.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@ninjajesus81 That would have endangered them because of disease (see dietary and cleanliness restrictions in Leviticus).
Also, the bible does NOT say that animals and man were created as is, it says they were created. Nowhere does it say that they remained or were to remain static through the ages.
Also, it does NOT say that the Sun was created after the earth, it specifically says "In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the earth", the heavens referring to stars/celestial bodies.
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars.
God creates Earth in Genesis 1. In Genesis 14 - 16 he creates the sun and other stars.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 In Genesis 24, God creates animals, then he specifically creates man in his image. This does not allow for evolution to take place. The Bible says man was created as is. Why does the Bible say this? Because the MEN who wrote the Bible, didn't know about evolution. They thought everything was made as is. They had no idea about DNA and mutations and change over time.
ninjajesus81 1 year ago
@GrahamChapman You believe he's a shitty god because you're imposing your own definitions of what god is. I say god created us and then gave us free will to do what we want and believe what we want. That seems like a pretty great deal to me. I'd thank him for it.
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 I don't have a definition of "what god is", as gods have been depicted in several ways thoughout the ages, and I take all variations into consideration whenever I pass my judgement over them... Then the god you believe in is a malevolent bastard for not having created all of us with a (much stronger) sense of empathy... Then again, perhaps you're one of those who believe that people cannot have things like "empathy" and/or "morality" without believing in (your definition of) god.
GrahamChapman 1 year ago
@GrahamChapman Maybe god did create us with a stronger sense of empathy, an we've untrained that sense through societal degradation from those fallen away from what the gods of various religions teach, which is to be generous and empathic to others. Again, you're acting as if god is supposed to micromanage everything about our behavior, which is your own interpretation of god. I say god gave us a brain with a conscious and a simple set of rules (instinct) and taught us how to live through reason
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 The scriptures indicate that we've always had a streak of monstrousity about us. E.g., look at Cain... Not all religions teach about those virtues, it's just that, these days, we hold in highest regard those who do. Once again, I have no interpetation of what a god is like, I do not believe s/he necessarily micromanages us... Not everyone is given empathy. Not everyone is given a conscious. Thus, if god is ineffable then Trolls should be our popes.
GrahamChapman 1 year ago
@GrahamChapman I'm not you or I are right or wrong, it just means that because we don't really understand the nature of god in any sense (if he exists), then he probably doesn't give a flying fuck about our opinion of him.
I have a pretty hard time calling a god "evil", "shitty", or some other derogatory term when the simple complexity of life that a god(s) had to deal with goes so far beyond my own understanding that I doubt I could fully comprehend the motive or situations of the design.
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 I fail to see your point.
How can you create an opinion of what god is to you if god is beyond your ability of comprehension? Isn't that contradictory and, by extention, unintelligible?
Me, I don't care what god's motives or designs are. (Speaking of which, doesn't "design" contradict the notion of free will?) What matters to me is what god has caused... "The path to hell is paved with good intentions", you know.
GrahamChapman 1 year ago
@GrahamChapman I didn't create an opinion of what god is, I just provided a counterpoint to your opinion in a hypothetical sense.
And yes, you are correct that the notion of "design" (in other words, predetermination contradicts the notion of free will), however, not everyone believes that there are designs on the free will level, after all, just a beginning and end.
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 I was under the impression that your hypothesis of god as a/the creator, that he supposedly gave us ultimate free will, and that it seemed like a good deal to be thankful for, was your own personal opinion of him. If such is not the case... *shrugs*
Hou? I have a hard time imagining a divine design that includes us, yet does not make us subservient to it. I need someone to clearify how that works out... Come to think of it, do we really have a free will?
GrahamChapman 1 year ago
@GrahamChapman We might and we might not have free will (or moral responsibility). However, that is a long and controversial discussion involving quantum mechanics (quantum level randomness) and M theory. There seems to be evidence that we have no ability to make conscious decisions (our decisions are merely an illusion of free will) . There seems to be evidence that responsibility might stem from the differences in consciousness in the parallel multiverse.
That's a whole different debate :p
7h3647h32in6 1 year ago
@7h3647h32in6 Yes, I know. I've had that conversation a couple of times before. And, to say the least, I've had my fill and don't feel like going through it again.
GrahamChapman 1 year ago
more like jesu's ears
eleszar1 1 year ago
someone sees jesus in a random object... this is news?
bp1986 1 year ago
THATS CRAZY
22600pax1 1 year ago
they look like ears
scudbomb1 1 year ago
If the woman sell rocks on Craiglists. Then maybe I can sell air guitars on eBay.
wontonsipodhelp 1 year ago
Stupid women!!
Get a life!!
fredericlamberts 1 year ago
Stupid women!!
fredericlamberts 1 year ago
no
xSnowxBoardx10 1 year ago
ohhh ya that definatly looks like mary and baby jesus. even though it doesn't have quite the same shape or any distinct markings, ya it looks like them. COMON, really? it looks like a north dakota sex stone to me. JUST ANOTHER FUCKING ROCK
tavman121 1 year ago
lol 0:45 did they burn that cross?! xDD
MrMrMetalfan 1 year ago
Lol wat? I cant see shit. Looks like a rock to me.
Kelo60 1 year ago
I truly, truly weep for humankind.
MrStoffy 1 year ago 18
Another example to why I should be allowed killing!
SkiveShark 1 year ago
JESUS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cocacolafredroblox 1 year ago
was that craigslist? she's really gonna sell them on craigslist?!?!?!
aj12234 1 year ago
GEEZUS xD
trojanplayer70 1 year ago
why the hell is this on the news? I found a rock the other day, and seriously looked Star Jones: Completely disfigured and ugly.
My ass wasn't on the news for that. :P
This really does give religion a bad name.
Vampboy81 1 year ago 3
it's a rock..
DemonicLemon 1 year ago
that is very interesting i do thinkk that it dose repesent mary holing her son baby jesus
Zippeh61 1 year ago
Maybe it's a clump of Jesus's petrified shit.
MotherTeresasCunt 1 year ago
wtf shes retarded
MrSkullman858 1 year ago
the other rock had spiderman on it.
simyan2008 1 year ago
@simyan2008 do you think we are blind?? that's completely obvious dude!
TRELOKAMPERI 1 year ago
this shows how much info the news has got
stickystick105 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA, this is the most stupid video i've seen on youtube
beercanyum 1 year ago
Typical isn't it - they look like those shell things that go by the name of devils toenails.
2JAMMY 1 year ago
And this is why I consider religion a disease. Those infected with it become unbelievably stupid.
"Did you know that in Luke 19:40 it says..."
Who gives a damn what the bible says? Obviously she doesn't; because if she did she wouldn't be wearing all that jewelry, now would she? Or is she just one of those Christians who selectively follows the bible?
People are so damned stupid.
PSNBloodraid 1 year ago
FUCKING ADS IS TRYING TO GIVE ME HURPYS!!!!!
randomguyodst46 1 year ago
She posted it on Craigslist, oh my bejesus!! LOL i want it
ksolly365 1 year ago
Why does the American media only put dumb people on tv?
HarrysSecret 1 year ago
This is dumb, all it is is a rock!
btmable 1 year ago
my god its a fucking pebble u bellend
frasmatic 1 year ago
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BTG412 1 year ago
And this made national news? Really? Must have been a slow death week in Afghanistan.
genepoolshallow 1 year ago
Catholicism is an EMBARRASSMENT to Christianity. Woman if you looking for Jesus, pray to Him.
McNihilation 1 year ago
Silly fundies.
CGW129 1 year ago
what a fucking idiot, yea i took gods dick on a rock, it never ends
xxgirln3xtdo0rxx 1 year ago
i do see it but i really think that God has become a game to people and that the bible is just words to use in whatever way they want to.God is completely passive to much of the world today and many don't believe in Jesus Christ as the savior.Many don't know what to believe yet we don't search for truth because we are too occupied being entertained by television and the internet myself included.im so anguished by the death of our purpose and fulfillment in goodness and rightousness.Nobody cares!
slyer72 1 year ago
wow iv seen a few of those,its just a rock u dumb bitch
dh4life100 1 year ago
FALSE
adam802609 1 year ago
Im sure she is the one that bought that grilled chees with the face of Marie on Ebay xD
MrJmenTabarnak 1 year ago
It's people like this that give Christians a bad name.
Jhonka411 1 year ago 33
this would happen down south especially in texas
Thebassmster 1 year ago
I spotted something familiar: a jesus freak
gyrotech777 1 year ago
i smoked a rock that looks like jesus...he ruined my life
liamhunt87 1 year ago
Does she live in a trailer park? ku,ku,ku!!!! Those rocks fell outta her fuckin head!
chuckbyf 1 year ago
i see a fucking rock nothing special just a fucking rock
xRandomxJoshx 1 year ago
@xRandomxJoshx People like you make people not even want to upload videos faggot bitch.
Xterbium 1 year ago
stfu u fucking faggot
xRandomxJoshx 1 year ago
@xRandomxJoshx Im a faggot? your the one flaming people you dont even know. Try messing with me and there rest of my militia.
Xterbium 1 year ago
this is as dumb as a bag of rocks
smellpickle 1 year ago
Jesus freaks just eat up other Jesus freaks garbage.
froyboy4life 1 year ago
all i see is a rock and a crazy person
aukema21 1 year ago
@aukema21 It's actually a sex stone. Just another fuckin rock.
chuckbyf 1 year ago
lmao this is way retarded
kaaarliiii 1 year ago
Looks like a fukin rock to me...
voradeaur 1 year ago
sorry that has nothing to do with Jesus, The Madonna and child started in Babylon and every symbol of the Madonna and child from then and till now are one and the same" Pagan" But if you knew Jesus, The way the truth and the life. no man comes to the father but by Me. You would not be following Lucifer the morning star , the shinning one. Because Satan masquerades an an angle of light.
airbrushbill 1 year ago
@airbrushbill
really? but, then, does that mean that even the icons that are made of Mary and Jesus as an infant are pagan too? no seriously, im honestly asking because i want to know.
TeshimotoClan 1 year ago
@TeshimotoClan You have to understand, I understand. Madonna and child started in Babylon and has alway been a pagan idol , the names have changed, the mother is Semiramis, Isis, Dianna and others now Mary. Child is Nimrod, Horus, Tammuz, and now Jesus. Real Christians do not make Deut. 4:16 ...of any figure, the likeness of male or female,Exodus.20:4hou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth
airbrushbill 1 year ago
@TeshimotoClan Sorry for the delay in the reply, . Any and all icons are in direct conflict to the second commandment , You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them.
airbrushbill 3 months ago
@airbrushbill
Oh ok. Thanks for the clarification
TeshimotoClan 3 months ago
Sad, sweet, well-intentioned and desperately lonely.
coverdirector 1 year ago
I cant see it
jv9ufxcy 1 year ago
the stupidity of people is just amazing.
xGoDzNoToRi0us 1 year ago
what a bunch of bull fucking shit. the only reason she is doing this is to get attention because she is but ass ugly. there is not a pic of jesus in the rock lady. your fucking stupid as hell. and you need to start getting out more. instead of reading your bible all damn day
xGoDzNoToRi0us 1 year ago
Fucking religion... Did she ever ask the rocks if they wanted to be part of some more christian bullshit? Probably not.
squidwardo1 1 year ago
I feel like if God wanted to get people's attention - being omnipotent and all - he could do something a Hell of a lot more interesting than crack a rock in half to leave it looking like a hooded torso that, by free-association, could be the Virgin Mary.
BenMcCormack91 1 year ago
someone must have taken a HOLY shit
appletatorz 1 year ago
Seriously Retards like her are ruining The Great nation of America!!!
eggjam 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
What a stupid bitch
cv2bl18mk17 1 year ago
"finding meaning in the mundane"
she's proposing that an omnipotent deity from heaven personally sculpted a rock (and potentially many others) to help market a shallow group philosophy based exclusively on ritual and a hypocritical conduct code. how the fuck is that supposed to be considered mundane?? that's the OPPOSITE of mundane.
if the reporter had any journalistic integrity she'd call this woman out on her pompous attitude toward her meaningless and non-existent philosophy-- such bs..
seeaeytch 1 year ago
I think the rocks look more like some pork chops
gcgx 1 year ago 22
This is news? Tell me what's going on in the world, not about a coincidental rock.
brettlage 1 year ago
of course it's in texas
MaTaRu39 1 year ago 4
I've got a whole driveway full of those... ebay here i come..
PsychoLegoMan 1 year ago
Why do people who are not religious ever find stuff like this?
TimWFishes 1 year ago 2
@TimWFishes wonderful question! if people disagree with or find a video so ridiculous, just don't watch it. insulting others and putting down their beliefs does nothing but spread hate, whether you believe in God or not.
amammy8 1 year ago
Looks like a fucking chicken liver cut open to me.
People need there meds in america :p
cuntshits11 1 year ago
can a virgin give birth?
Tigrexboy9 1 year ago
@Tigrexboy9
scientifically, no, because there is no child concieved in her womb. but the story of Jesus' conception says that she was filled iwht the Holy Spirit and the child was concieved in her. In todays world, if a women wnted to become pregnant, but didnt want to have sex with a man, there are ways to fertilize her eggs. The fact that she is still a virgin will not prohibit her body form giving birth.
TeshimotoClan 1 year ago
Someone want to tell that dumb woman we can't see much with such a poor close up. Get right in there and give us a real closeup or most people won't see it. How about different lighting and or colors. People like her can make us so bloody mad we want to scream. Close up stupid close up. not from 3 or 4 feet away.
tubermier 1 year ago
Is this serious? Cause I don't see shit on that rock.
ADogAteMyComment 1 year ago
Why does Jesus only appear to stupid people? lol
FitnessExpert 1 year ago