Joel Bauer on the importance of Killing a Guy

[lulubeloo]

Brianna, i feel your pain!

[calvinschools]

If you close your eyes you'd think Elvis was talking

[TheMrbum]

Put this guy against the person who learned to "dance" in martial arts class and see how well he really does against them. I'm not kidding, put him against an expert on martial arts and share the video with me. I want to see him prove what he's talking about.

[TheNickoda]

If he ever met up with a real mugger he'd shit his pants! What a joke this guy is!

[mayoarm11]

he's fucking his children's lives up

[SacredSocietyAP]

It took him 25 years to make a business card and he all of a sudden thinks he's a black belt after 2 1/2 days of martial arts training. I don't think so!...oh yea, and stop rubbing your daughters neck like that you weirdo. Anyone, that can't spot this guy as a bullshit artist from a mile a way, is a dumb ass.

[ceeso2002]

win / fail sent me here

[infinityinvestorsgs]

All I have to say Joel Bauer Millionaire maker this man has lots Integrity he is real deal Brother Lord.

[netvicar]

LOL. Watch his daughter's eyes from 1:06 to 1:08. Too funny :) WTH is he selling or trying to help sell? he doesn't get to the point. He is a good speaker and trainer and makes gobs of money selling from the platform. But this recording is too dang wordy and painful to get through. Come on Joel, get to the point!. And fast!!!

[Frase]

I wouldn't want this guy handling my food, or my balls..

[SeguroMaan]

That girl has to be so proud. I would change my last name if that guy was my dad

[ThePoRoy]

kk so if i have a shotgun pointed right at u, u could disarm me?? i highly doubt that haha face it youd be fucked

[SacredSocietyAP]

Does anyone else think this guy is on the brink of a sexual harassment case..I mean why is he rubbing his daughters neck with his finger..That's just weird!

[Jlcdesign14]

@SacredSocietyAP agreed!



[kaligirl2001]

yeah, but has he trained to fight two guys at once?

[zeus7623]

He should really kill himself.

[shoesheep]

"What dad doesn't know is, I might kill myself so I never have to watch this video."

[hardstylerforlife]

just take him out with a sniper... fuck your training

[manofskill]

Poor girl

[realanimation2]

what if i had the amerycan army (whope i spell it right)

[PlutoPowered]

Thank god I'm not his kid...

[Starfox384]

what if i had a katana?

[peelben]

I wish he was my dad......what a dick

[Copen70]

Well now that this is on youtube people wont hesistate to shit you before you get close.......arrogant prick

[goldenpagex]

Poor girl...

[beelze18]

and so I listened, but I have no clue what I listened to, all i was doing was waiting for the kill move. 151 seconds I cannot get back, gonna go watch ninjas now

[GNRlova23]

Good luck Chuck Norris!

[andredanielgiant]

that was the most uninformative thing ever...

[ragnarok1326]

It would be funny if he was a comedian.

[perroman8698]

There other daughter must be Meg...

[DuBst3PxF0r3vr]

him vs gun hmmmmmmmmmm who wld win...

[irockzify]

Was anyone waiting for him to do some ninja trick to that poor girl? - Who by the way does look like she is having a tramendous time doing this video!

[mpaulrealty]

...and now that I've said all that, watch me kill this young volunteer.

[YoItsChelseaa]

I thought you were going to show me how! FUCK..

[DoomySoftly]

Clearly he has never played call of duty.

[Olematonnimi]

@DoomySoftly That would be goog because Call of Duty is shit and for fags!

[elmarkobes]

she has that look that says: 'OMG, hes gonna molest me tonight :S'

[VioletsCookies]

@elmarkobes OMG. That's what i thought he was gonna talk about my daughter has been melested or somethign so i learned how to fight . And thats why i thought she had that look . Lmao !

[MissPeanuttt]

hes bragging.......

[SolsticeBlackbird]

That poor girl

[nolabigfoot]

most annoying dude ever.

[Awesomekidz11]

That poor girl.

[zEropoint68]

I used to get stuff thrown at me for rolling my eyes at my dad like that.

[mrkiky]

If 11 years of martial arts training taught you how to dance , it means you suck and have no imagination. Also, you learned how to deal serious damage in 2.5 days my balls. Furthermore, you're not a normal guy, you're a sales person. Your job is to say everything in the world is shit except the thing you are trying to sell which saves a life every 4 hours. Which is exactly what you're doing here.

How can people let themselves be convinced by sales people when they know it's their job to lie?

[nerdsmack]

@cstz0396..... I saw that!

[cst20396]

Hey, Brick killed a guy.

[TheAlfaDecay]

That girl, is terrified.

[p0rtalFox]

Did you see how much she rolls her eyes.

[FearlessLT]

I would tap that.

[evcin1]

I would like to know what is the name of this training? And how and where I can get this training. If anybody knows, email me at -> stan.yancey@yahoo.com Thanks

[TheMrmesser]

If i have a gun and Joel Bauer is around i'd just shoot him for posting a video on Youtube talking about how he can move within a "microsecond."

[mrkiky]

@TheMrmesser I would just shoot him for having a brochure as a business card.

[wjoyn001]

this is an audition tape for the role of the father in "Little Miss Sunshine"

[No1TaichoKatoh]

Is it me or is he reaching down a little bit too far?

[AjvarD]

He has just embarrassed/destroyed life of that poor girl. Look at her. She understands that too:(

[xXxPowerRangersxXx]

That poor girl....

[TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano]

This guy sounds like Johnny Bravo.

[tjimbro]

Does this guy remind you of Roman (Dan Ackroyd) in The Great Outdoors?

[foggownage]

What a homo!!

[Schnauzevollhier]

Could the poor girl be more embarrassed? See 1:03

[randomass20]

THIS affects how i look at people. Joel Bauer, Chuck Norris, and Charlie Sheen should be locked in a room just to see what happens

[teuast]

i think we have a contender for most embarrassing parent

[whelenvortex]

this will affect MY LIFE!!!

[Cschive]

within a microsecond huh?...LMAO

[likeriker101]

Why does he spend decades achieving such terrible goals:

1. 25 years of making a buisness card.

2. 11 years of fighting and learning to kill.

3. Years of spamming youtube with your conceded attitude.

[acwrobel1]

@likeriker101 YOUR post should get more likes. Go! Click "like" on the post by likeriker101!

[likeriker101]

@acwrobel1 thank u

[ebntinychatlulz]

@likeriker101 are you a moron?

[NR600]

@likeriker101 . I want him to make my logo and flyers . Oh wait ! it's going to take him another 39 years to learn and make it .... lol !!!

[eggbertsmith]

How incredibly sad to be this scumbags child.

[fustiest]

Everyone with initials JB are douches....

[Elsupertodo]

@fustiest jack black who plays in tenacious d isnt a douche, dude

[fustiest]

@Elsupertodo I never called him a douche

[345patate]

this will effect how big of a duche u r

[MasterBizzy1]

shes like GOD dad ur so embarrising XD

[mruknown66]

i can injure someone too even if they are holding a gun its easy you just need to hold a Bazooka

[Narutoneji4eva]

lmao he was on fantasy factory

[brandoncipelle]

@RoyalUester17 i would try to do that an be "save" but just to be SAFE I wont try it .

[TheSeanpatrickobrien]

wow that guy suck!! i have to find more videos of him spouting shit

[TheSeanpatrickobrien]

wow that guy sucks

[natas809]

that kid is bored shitless and just after this video stops she beats the shit outa him for making her stand there while he sprouted all that shit

[RoyalJester17]

you can fight a guy with a gun?

you see to many Jacky Chan movies .

a guy with a gun will shot you from a save distance, before you have the time to lift your leg.

btw, leave your daughter out of your stupid videos... asshole

[YMIamazing]

that girl doesn't want to be there.

[GhettoBlaster100]

Yeah bullshit, this dude is dead if someone mugs him

[Maxsick96]

WTF WAS THAT????

[V3rtK1ng]

I thought he was going to demonstrate on how to kill a guy using his daughter.

[TheConciseStatement]

"Dad, I just wanted you to take me to Twilight."

[artifactingreality]

This guy needs to:

a) learn how to chill out

b) chill out

[TheConciseStatement]

@artifactingreality

He makes a very good argument for extending US gun laws to include explosives.

[childprooflighters]

@artifactingreality jokes

[nekz007]

He's using her as a shield...

[sp0ng]

poor kid :(

[MrAdenProductions]

that girl looks like she wants to run away but her dad is grabbing her on the shoulders

[90animefreak]

believe me whwn i say that my dad will and i mean will kill him and brutally disfigure him with ease .

compliments to five years of special forces training

this guy is a joker.

[cheeriosy]

the course is just buying a gun

[VotingBooth1]

i want to seriously injure a human being!

[tsutajafan13]

Joel bauer is gay

[horderulzforever]

Yeah......ill take my chances Joel.

[Snapshot290]

Dude, take krav maga, that stuff you just learned will get you killed. Thats some crap they shoved down your throats because other than your shear strength, its useless. Your daughter CANNOT defend herself, the tactics desplayed in that form of martial arts is bad to say the least. Self confidance? sure, self defense, hell no. So go get some real training, cause what you got goin on isnt gonna save you from a druggie with a toothpick.

[TelevodaWireless]

Imagine this poor girl has to listen to her Dad's pedantic rants every day. That's some kinda Karma.

[PolizeiPaul]

UGH, Show the damn technique already..You have made PERFECTLY clear what it does now get a dummy or something and show it. I know, You come up behind them and place your hands on their shoulders gently and go BLA Bla Bla and bore them to death XD.

[PolizeiPaul]

UGH, Show the damn technique already..You have made PERFECTLY clear what it does now get a dummy or something and show it. I know, You come up behind them and place your hands on their shoulders gently and go BLA Bla Bla and bore them to death XD.

[PolizeiPaul]

UGH, Show the damn technique already..You have made PERFECTLY clear what it does now get a dummy or something and show it. I know, You come up behind them and place your hands on their shoulders gently and go BLA Bla Bla and bore them to death XD.

[Shaderzone]

Transformational?

[Shaderzone]

HANDLE A SNIPER.

[MrScary832]

what about a sniper?

[TheAuntVera]

Wow I feel bad for his family

[Runies1]

He can train as hard as he wants, he can dedicate his youngest or next kids life to training, a gun will still win by some morone who has been handling it for 10 minutes. Epic Fail.

[saxin12]

She looks bored and horny.

[xXhallwayXx]

y did make this video again?

[MrKaelWilliams]

this was not worth answering 25 shitty questions for

[skrufymunky]

I wanna find his daughter and threaten her just to see what would go down....

[13awer13]

POOR GIRL!!!! >.<

[MiguelitoSan]

Notice how close his hands are to her neck?

[nividicus]

lol anyone catch him say this would effect his buiseness lol is he gonna kung fu a muthafucka or something

[Kavikdasneak]

Is he drunk?

[redtrooper33]

i am not the most boring person in the world he is! she looks so thrilled to be thier

[TarenReyem]

a gun, a knife... or a CLUB!!!

[Mpayne]

Well that dudes fucked his daughters life up then XD

[supersam0137]

pedos better stay away from the young girl, or she'll take you down in a MICRO-SECOND!!

[axxess19]

poor girl, doesnt seem like she gives a fuck or she is now scared shitless. lol

[Left2KiII]

Lol TAKE THIS COURSE OR DIE!!!!

[cjneill65]

Too bad he's not as badass as his brother Jack.

[MrRoenzel]

why dont he just get a taser or pepperspray? hoe hard is it to blow a wissle and spray a pervert?

[justdobbs]

Way to ruin your daughter's life, jackass

[TheKevnp]

Chuck Norris should beat the shit out of Joel bauer.

[TheSonOfRageNLove]

@TheKevnp I punch half as hard as Chuck Norris, which is twice as hard as Joel Bauer.

[MistyKnifes]

@TheKevnp there's too much, its impossible to beat it all out

[musicandkicks]

Give me your address i'll come down there and fuck u up

[Prka01]

The kid looks overjoyed.

[Dudewiththehair321]

holy crap this diamond guy is gunna get killed

[bobjoe7777]

that girl looks like she wants to die

[PsyLiQuiDo]

smdb KILL MEEEE !!!

[jwalker843]

so, using the law of syllogism, take that class or die?

[S3i04TH]

well 2 and a half day may be nothing to you but you wasted 1 minute and 51 seconds of my life

[pozner343]

i wanna shoot him in the head really bad

[dpanon]

she looks thrilled

[alewisgb]

not within a microsecond

[MyPSPHelper]

Oh, I thought he was gonna snap her neck or somethin...

[cyrafari]

He totally forgot his other daughter existed...I bet her name's Meg.

[guitarhero1234554321]

@cyrafari lol

[Snapshot290]

Ill take you, when and where? You mock me with your inflatible muscles. Honostly i watched this cause I thought it would be useful in life, I now know your just all talk.

[medigarcy]

I don't think he's real.

[theseanmagee]

This poor girl must be so embarressed of her dad doing this wow you have to be kidding me what a tool!!! And he believes this stuff.

[SomRandomDood]

THE DAUGHTE LOOKED SO HAPY, NOT SAD OR EMBARASED AND NOT EVEN A TINY WINY BIT SCARED OR HER DAD!!!!!!

[oppisiteofafredfan]

wtf he winked at the last second!

[slutso]

yes! best quiz evah! Oh wait I'm hammerered! Poor fucking girl :(

[TheAdiPun]

the girl was like : when can i kill this guy?!? :DDD

[PKMNwww411]

That's 2 minutes of my life wasted.

[sk8jtX69]

Transformational?

[dahmahn8232]

it looks like he winks at the last second

[EurekaPictures]

That prank was so good I'm happy I cheated

[GotLakai686]

Whats he talking about 11 year old?

[53artsy]

His daughter looks soooooooooooooo embarrassed!

[Toca91]

Nice human shield Mr.Super Karate.

[GamingFurry]

Okay, give me 40 mins of my life back now, right now, or i will find you, and murder you, i cant bhelieve i got 25 questions correct 100% for this....

[Ragethroll]

thumbs up if you think hes a penis puffer.

[funncubesde]

ok... a man with a knife... ok i beleve you...

ok... a man with a gun... ok i beleve you...

Me, trying to give you a chickenslap (also chickslap)... oh you´re so dead^^

[Altima1830]

bruce lee?

[nexus1g]

Oh God, he's groping her!

[Hodebrot]

this guy was bullied in school.. xD

[DOC884]

man the girl looks enzhusiastic : )

[ElProximo]

Joel Bauer is (of course) an expert in Martial Arts. Is there anything Joel Bauer cannot do?

It appears he has sucked the life out of his daughter that is for sure. That poor kid.

[yannick4123]

id love to take him on.... 

[TheKevnp]

he could seriously injure someone by talking them to death.

[siratthebox]

BTW: DAUGHTER IS BORED.. And what about: a dildo? I bet you could cause some serious harm with that big boy.

[zedudev]

Hes so persuasive, ima take martial arts now

[PanchoFace21]

GO TO HELL WIN/FAIL!!!

[MylestheMediaMaster]

...What about an energy sword...

[ichigorulz10]

OMG First of all that was 2 things. Second of all I'd just take a step back with a gun so you can't touch me. Thirdly, I'd probably drop you in 1 punch.

[KforKaspur]

"after 11 years I am able to leave this room for the first time."

He's been in that room for 11 years? Maybe that's where he got the time to make those business cards

[grantaclause]

sure he can stop a gun, a knife or a club. ... but can he stop a bomb?

[SkullcandifiedDj]

He is full of shit! And his daughter looks like she's in pain

[XDifarted]

LOL you suck!

XD XD :D :) :¬)

[MrReveiwer]

what if they are in a tank can you kill them