Conspiracy to Save the World pt1 / as seen by Bros. Kamau & Shamau

[mrgixxer100]

wat up nigga :)

[bugpickel1]

glow ball warming, lol. this was funny, i was roflmao

[pianeroman]

and your donations hahaha

[SomeUser9753]

This is not a thing to joke about, You can blabber like that and they'll come and fuck you in the face, just kill you like an animal and put your body in a ritual so you can go in hell. There's a global genocide going on, if you don't know, it's against all that have any spiritual or intelectual values, cause religion is already perverted. And you all believe in shit, and that's what they want. And those who doubt are marked for elimination. It's a master-animal society they want. Anti-god world

[Gooffyass]

why this shit is funny yall better pay attention to what that brother Kambon said cause they about to start martial law on your silly dumb nigga asses!

[Xelanderthomas]

@Gooffyass you know something? you might right gotdamnit - I better straighten my dumb ass out.

[ph2072]

LOVE the satire. Keep calling out bullshit whenever you see/hear it, "Kamau and "Shamau". ;-)

[ph2072]

Forgot to mention, will be passing this along.

[atree3]

This all sounds a little fishy to me. Early in the video brother Kamkau, such an intellectual, mentioned Moby Dick. Is this what gave you brothers the idea of white?

[Xelanderthomas]

actually it was Bro Shamau that mentioned Moby Dick...

he's like that...always making referrence from the the white man...but don't worry, Kamau is schoolin' his ass

[charquindelin]

I have showed this to everyone this is soooo funny great great reinactment

[Xelanderthomas]

Pass it on lol

[alllesistalles]

gloooobaaaall hihi

[VirtuallyAddicted]

I was just in da hood the other day. Then I remember I was a WASP and got the heck out of there. :P

[YouSorryLittleWeasel]

5 stars

both you some real men

[fIeisch09]

this some funny ass shit

[FromUnderTheRock]

love this stuff although I don't exactly understand because I'm white and pretty sure everything is okay but maybe some problems here and there with police, supremists, and landlords...but who doesn't have a problem with thier landlord?

[James92802]

/watch?v=l--EmxXz4yA&feature=c­hannel_page

...back story...

[terryseviltwin]

dude! you forgot the white rabbit!!!! they all need to die too!

[Geheimman]

Back in action. The intros make it classic and title is better. LOL

[TankerX]

WOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[JohnLWright]

This is so damn funny. its really hilarious

[NowThatsGoodShit]

This Bob heat man, I m going to look you up tomorrow and check in , you almost sent me to hell tonight , U dif the man

[NowThatsGoodShit]

had to show my friends over having a good time, Bob almost threw up laughing coming out his nose, hahaha, wish I could put that on my page , come up with a new on and i'd get my rercorder ready , nxt time

[NowThatsGoodShit]

Now I can sleep tonight , thk U, right-on

[Xelanderthomas]

NowThatsaGoodScreenName  lol

[WhoIsThisFagBitch]

damn man, shit... I only got one ball left now ,cant hardly catch my breath , shit , I know we white mothers some bad asses who some need extermanited , I know what you mean, I been around

[Xelanderthomas]

You screen name is cracking me up.

[gerry2345]

Hahahahah.... you kill me man..

[BGenerous]

Glo-ball warming is a plot by the white man's NBA. :)

This stuff is hilarious! I love these bits.

[Xelanderthomas]

You heard the man at the end... we take donations

[neuronsactivated]

This is like the remastered Beatles CD's. All classical and stuff and comes in a BOX!

No wait, didn't the Beatles have the WHITE album?

[Xelanderthomas]

Very, very good point.

...and funny too LOL, actually your up for a "most funny comment" award.

[onjoFilms]

Listen, it is in your best interest to keep paying the white man. Cause the white man will be buying Mansions and Yachts and somebody will have to build those things and it will be the brothers. So you will have jobs. Then when the white man builds Mansions all over the earth, Global Worming will get worse and the white man will die because white men can't handle worms. Worms will kill all the white men off. All that will be left is brothers and white women. See?

[Xelanderthomas]

Hmm, you know, you're logic is really in keeping with the way that bros. Kamau and Shamau think...

I'll pray for you lol

[roadlesswandering]

It's so good to re-listen to this vid!!!! I loved it the first time and I've since replayed this for friends and family! So I can't say this is the third or fourth time, but listening to this made me want to find a white rat! Matter of fact, I heard i have white blood cells, I'm getting rid of them too!

[Xelanderthomas]

Oh, no. LOL -

I'll put the others up too but this time more slowly. I'll let each one simmer for awhile. Thanks.

[downhill240]

Damn man! I never thought about it till now! What about the "White Knight"? I never use my free minutes either cause my ancestors have been genetically proven to come from Africa through the National Geographic program anyone can use, so I don't take no chances, even though I'm splotchy pinkish, burnt red from the sun with freckles and moles and sech. I'm anything anything but white---White! Help me Momma!!! LOL Love your work!!

[kismet0717]

Wickedly funny!

;-D JoJo

[hoomelemele1]

you are the greatest!! xoxoxox

[JeriLynnKarr]

Re-loaded on my birthday, what a present. At least one of us got "loaded" :D

AND, the paper, from the logs of the forest of the white man, what color is that paper?!? Harrumph.

I think the problem is foil candy wrappers glittering in the sunshine, that's it in a nutshell.

Damn that Moby Dick.

[Nicegirl74]

Just never stops being hilarious!

[depletable]

Word, let's start slayin' the white devils.

[NiggersAreOriginal]

A Fucking Masterpiece  !!!

[Xelanderthomas]

Thanks for you help, man.

[WAITES1234]

this is an all time fav .......love it ....hilarious .....thanx xx

[xlongyujax]

ROFL who ever doesnt get this as a joke, got a brain damage.

Glow Ball ROFL

[darktoadthesticky]

This one time I got hit by a car, and you know who was driving! That's right, a little old WHITE lady! She is the WHITE MAN! Trying to kill me. And guess who got the ticket? ME! The fool WHITE MAN cop, says I can't cross the road anywhere I want! Shi*.

[fromruinstudio]

Your killen me....ha ha ha..globall. This is sister shampoo and I need to rince!!

[mtamorphis]

Every time I see this I crack up! Straight up comedy as to how a person/people can take a subject and internalize it to mean something totally off the WALL! You have recreated such behavior brilliantly! Well Done Sir!

[PrincessDiana161]

Not just Moby Dick... how about Orca... damn those evil whales!

Let me know if you have a house warming party at the box under the bridge... I will donate a lovely bundt cake :)

[Xelanderthomas]

Yeah, Bundt cake...that's good, that's good. See you already thinkin' "outside" the box. Just make sure the icing ain't white icing...

cause it might blow up. That's what kills a lot of brothers that eat that cake with white icing and it blows up - BAM, right in they stomach!

[mechtech104]

LMAO

[PrincessDiana161]

I will make a Rum Glaze for it to numb the pain that the white has caused!! fcking whitey!!

[PClaytonHuggins]

Glow ball warming! Ha Ha Ha. Love your work.

[xBowelmovementx]

Every time I watch this I almost die laughing.

This is pure genius.

[moomay11649]

Spigmatize? Hahahaha! LOVED IT!

Luvs,

Mooz

[handsuvlove]

It's true! I give in! I work on a produce farm and I've been spiking watermelons with arsenic for 10 years now. LOL J/K I like black people! :)

[larvinc]

You forgot to mention that white men invented text messages to kill black mens sperm.

This is genocidum!

lol

[Xelanderthomas]

Alright, you get a gold star for referrencing another Xelander video ;-)

[JasonMelancon]

We shall never die! You cannot kill the white man, for white is the color of death and bones, and also the color of vanilla ice cream! Each lick of that white ice cream cone is a lick of death itself. And once you've got death licked, you have become IMMORTAL. Mwahahahahaha!

[Xelanderthomas]

Ha ha ha that's unfair, the comments can't be funnier than the video. I'm suppose to crack you up, no you crack me up. hee hee

[PappyStu]

And all this time I thought it was the Aliens fault....

[NLPNVC]

LoL!

[Danandria]

LOL, I'm glad this is back up, and I'm also glad that you are back Xelander.

[BkNy06]

im so confused

[Xelanderthomas]

Click on one of the frist 2 or 3 video in the "related videos" side bar - the one with the guy with dredlocks and watch one of them. That will explain what this video is a satire of.

[crackoncracker]

Real genius is back on YouTube.

[Cleverreason]

Thanks for bringing this back. And actually better than the first. Love the end; ....and your donations lol

[Physhi]

One of my favorite vidyas, and still is.

[wlrugby]

if all the white things are trying to kill you change your shirt

great skit

[P00P0STER0US]

Haha I love improv.

[ultimatespider17]

One of your best videos.

[WarRogers]

Classic X-man vid

[zocurtis]

LOL!

[MrHollick]

Electromagnetically rofl, hey you guys ever notice Crack is White, Im just saying...

[DjMixMasterTheKid]

lol

[MrHollick]

Hahhha that Damn Whale Awesome freaking video dont let the white whale keep you down brothas!