Funny parts in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

[wufflord]

What's bigger, longer, and uncut besides the southpark movie?

I just figured it out...

[joshua23671234]

he he he..It just dawned on me what it meant when they call bigger,longer,and uncut...

[Sorestkiller77]

Its funny how I look at Stan and Im like OMG I famous. Cuz like he looks like in cartoon form and he acts like me. God Damn Im not paid for being in South park assholes.... JK :)

[NightOfTheWereCat]

@OutragedPanda Watch the episode, 'Cartoon Wars'.

[OutragedPanda]

"Funny" is not how I would describe it. Fucking shockingly weak and far inferior to family guy.

[joo1317]

Bigger, Longer & Uncut

thats what she said

[Lisaann1996]

kenny seems to die in almost every episode:)

[res2wnor]

the name of the vid.... is very umm.. southparky

[jal200008]

love south park!!!

[Dakkiller1]

Proof that Viacom has somewhat of a Heart of Gold (Dispite removing YTP's of their material) by not taking this down (But then again, probably because they really want to help Paramount make money from the sales of the DVD release)

[jumpy470351]

u forgot one terrance and phillip uncle fucker song u missed that part

[SDevitt89]

the title of this video : thats what she said?

[mastr980]

@Fluorosive its because that if he uploaded the entire "Bigger, Longer & Uncut"

movie then he would have to delete this video nad maybe his channel to and no hope of getting it back because of those fucking copywright bullshit and nonsense. btw Check out "Kyles Mom is a Bitch song"

(Kick the Baby) nees to be an Olympic sport! :)

[jigilypuffl]

@mastr980 .... your not getting the joke.... he is saying the whole thing is funny

[MrWowzers567]

You killed Bill Gates, You bastard!

[joeysamaha]

53 people where disappointed that they didn't get to see the clitoris

[NottinghamForest22]

"Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?"

"I don't listen to hip hop"

[MegaThurstonator]

53 PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY COULDNT LIGHT A FART ON FIRE

[timoteoman13]

Was the doctor George Clooney?

[TaigaToraDora]

@timoteoman13 yes.

[stanmarsh671]

usa vs canada u already know who wins

[poyi65]

how wud u like to suk my balls mr.garrison lol

[SwordsMasters]

50 never looked behind them

[212nachito]

What is the last episode called?

[WillowwindxAshfur]

@212nachito It's all in one movie.

[AlexTorres1988]

@212nachito Movie

[deltafan909]

"Bigger, Longer & Uncut " That's what she said!

[IHonestlyDontCaree]

@deltafan909 We know this, that was the point.

[shadowfangirl4life]

"How would you like to suck my balls?" LOL i remember that episode...

[kieren72401]

lol omg they killed kenny, those ****ards

[MrMackeyTEACHER]

:o M'kay?!

[SFRMC]

How you like to suck my balls lol hahahahaha

[geostar42]

i just watched every episode from season 1-14 this summer on netflix and I never saw some of the stuff in there lol.

[DarkNight915]

@geostar42 Because all the parts here was from the movie : "Bigger Longer & Uncut"

[thomsboys77]

@geostar42 Have you seen the south park movie Bigger, Longer & Uncut all of them clips were in it.

[rugra1000]

i didn't really like the movie mostly cause i'm canadian but hey US has violence

Canada has our fucking swearing

oh and another thing

Canadian girls kick ass

the truth i can kick ass

[frencheygirl104]

@rugra1000 It wasn't really about Canadians. Well I mean it was but the message they are trying to send is that when they first went on air people flipped out because they were using language but there are dead bodies on shows like CSI and people killing each other and sex and everything just on free TV so they were trying to send that message out while being hilarious with the analogy of them being Canada and the crazy moms being...well the crazy moms trying to fight their show.

[xinkaihuang97]

this video sux, shit asshole

[shotguns543]

how would you like to suck my balls

what did you just say!!!?!?!?!

im sorry im sorry what i said was HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MRGARISON!!

[timzer08]

Cand i have 5 tickets to terrence and philip ass's of fire .. NO! :D

[TFTN1]

Lmao hold down 0

[iTriedVoodooOnce]

My favorite part was the hospital scene where Cartman said, "Oh, I know; I'm just fucking stoked that I don't have to pay him." and Kyle replied, "Oh, that's real nice. He was your friend, you fat fuck."

[teeo0]

parts not funny :((

[thejerems73]

bigger, longer, uncut......

[SammiTristi1234]

Doctor: "We replaced your heart with a potato and only have 6 seconds to live."

Kenny: "WHAT?!!" *Explosion*

[MrRetardss]

@SammiTristi1234 actually it sed 3 seconds mmmmkay

[SammiTristi1234]

@MrRetardss whatever



[PartyLikeAPie]

TOAD!!!

[lockent]

he's on fucking FIREE!! 

[pachetah]

HAHA the entire begining was them wanting to go to the movies and the kids say: can we get four tickets to the new terrance and phillip movie? Guy: =D..no..=D

[dpthomas37]

YAY I'M THE 40TH DISLIKE YAYYYYYYY

[spkenny1234]

OH MY GOD!!39 PEOPLE KILLED KENNY!!YOU BASTERDS!!

[xinkaihuang97]

@spkenny1234 dude you spelt 'bastard' wrong = =

[Tyronor]

No!

Hahahahaaaaa

[thnksmarter]

Gates finally gets a bullet to the face instead of a pie hahaha XD

[theheff123]

screw you 39 guys.. im goin home

[incaseofx]

Lol 0:39

[mardfet]

0:45 LMFAO

[keithbu]

39 people lit their farts on fire

[09jhero]

Doctor-We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live. LOL!

[etocezar]

light a fart on fireee !



[flarewolf98]

am i the only one who saw pip in Cartman's music vid thing????

[Fluorosive]

I'm confused... this video is called "Funny parts in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" so why isn't it 81 minutes long? :)

[PlanBSpitFire6]

37 people can suck my balls

[xNuzzi]

what episode is where cartman says suck my balls

[a1chrisryan1a]

0:37 the doctor is voiced by George Clooney

[X3AmychanX3]

How would you LIKE to SUCK MY BALLS? Haha the first time I only heard it but I imagined after the first time, apparently he was in the principals room and he said it over the announcements! XDDD

[Luna96599]

Title of the video: Thats what she said X3

[metallicaownsme]

You should have put when Mr. Mackey said "I will rape you in the mouth!!!"

[Duckarefun101]

@metallicaownsme CONGRADULATIONS THats the most retarted thing anyone has ever herd!



[metallicaownsme]

@Duckarefun101 Congratulations to you for having the worst grammar ever.

[dandroid98]

ned is beast :P

[101mortalkombat]

respect my fucking athoritah

[GreatHylianKing]

You can't light a fart on fire!

Mmm-Hmm! *takes out match, lights fart*

Hmhmhmhmhmhm! hmhmhmhmhmhm!

HMMMMMMMM!!!!!

[sipalalala]

If you want to set all the funny part of the movie on YouTube, you'll have to upload the whole movie

[marvelfan1234567890]

cartmans voice is soo awesome



[Luvmycoonies2]

you shuda put in the f**k f**k f**kedy f**k f**k part in XD

[Richdude1983]

people who dig south park are cool by default.

[HolyMarkMcGrath]

We've replaced your heart with a baked potato. LOL!

[SquarePantsMan1]

lolz, the suck my balls, throw up, fire fart, and baby kick parts were awesomely funny!!!!

[EmoPrincess2015]

OMG the Canadians have Freaking CHAINSAWS! BEST. BATTLE. EV-AH!!!!

[bonzo9303204406]

HOW DO YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS xD

[itinkgirlzhot12]

screw you guys im going home

[PuRexGoDz]

F.  U

[simoswia]

0:13 what episode?

[Cartoonyworld109]

@simoswia the movie you idiot. all of this is from the movie

[Joemamma69000]

You skipped the fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck part.

[expiercing]

i lol the  movie

[southpark5713]

what about when kenny shows his face

that was the best

[darknircom]

at first i thought it says funny farts in south park"

[AjoseRow]

surgeon = george clooney?

[silverangelwings123]

@AjoseRow yep....i loved it

[mgfan100]

I just got the penis joke. Bigger, longer, uncut. lol

[TheGMIM]

type "wonyoutube. c0m

[Rarobird]

I love Kenny's laugh when he lights his fart on fire. XD

[anth0nychavez]

i paused it at 0:06 and then went to find the full version on comedy central.com 

[offwithurhead]

there were funnier parts but ok

[Josipish]

I loved when the put black people at first lines and told them they would use them as human shields XD. not that im racist or anything..

[walrusguyjr]

its not south park without f words

[95themezza]

lol:]



[ThroatSlitta]

''it is faster, over 5million...BAM''

[danniingi]

"Can I have five tickets to terrance and philip, asses on fire please." "... No"

hahahahaha hilirius

[MsGohanlover]

lol we accidently replaced ur heart with a baked potato

[Breezyez123]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS DEVIL HAHA TAKE THAT SATAN

[elderscrolls1000]

i didint know the suck my balls thing came from the movie

[ManticoreFire]

I can't believe you missed the period joke!

[PIKACHU49386]

34 people can suck ma balls.

[HabboKittens]

@PIKACHU49386 35 now

[ThaBiGGiEF]

@PIKACHU49386 36

[Broski521]

@PIKACHU49386 can i suck ur balls?

[imaluigi89]

that should have had the bit were mr macky says "die canadian m'kay

[usmcandrew16]

.......no :D........

[raptorhunter104]

1:17 is that francis from left 4 dead

[SouljaBoyTellem17]

wen kenny gets lit on fire then they say the famous quote OMGYKKYB.igot it on my fone

[geico105]

thumbs up if you noticed the ren and stimpy reference in this movie.

[nivedni]

fucking windows 98!!!

[littlemissbroflovski]

i see this movie and it is SO COOL DUDE!!! YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO!!!

[grungegirrrrl]

can someone tell me what episode is part from 00:45 to 00:57 from? please :D

[ReyColons619]

@grungegirrrrl all these funny parts in the vid are from the movie souuthpark: bigger longer & uncut

[Zamababe]

''we accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato, you have about three seconds to live '' LOL XD

[12isthemagicnumber]

You missed the part where you see kenny's face.Best part.And i don't want to hear "great job javan, you spoiled it" well, if you don't want to spoil the movie, then why are you watching this video?

[jcmario643]

I would be so happy if I could tell my teacher to suck my balls.

[OMER624]

i watched south park when i was 4

[andrealoveseugene]

"We accidentally switched your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."

[Gloryboys17]

jimbo and ned fucking kill me rofl

[jcmario643]

@ididntknow99 ...No... :D

[IHugShortPeople]

I like when Cartman sings in Chinese, French, Dutch, and African. XD

[mittens242]

0:44 onwards.. wtf is that! its awesome!

[emmawarn61]

kennys real face is hot

[FanGirlMania]

@emmawarn61 irk?! after i saw it i feel bad about him dieing all the time....

[ogilvieian]

@emmawarn61 what the fuck?

[jcmario643]

Kyle always kicks Ike in every episode he is in. But you gotta admit, Ike is pretty cute. I really want this movie. :D I am 7 and I have only watched South Park for 1 week so far. And DO NOT reply saying stuff like: 7 year old, get off of youtube and don't watch South Park. I DON'T FUCKING CARE! That's the only thing I'll say if you reply like that.

[stupidYOOTUBE]

they killed bill gates

[owenboy60]

"its is faster, over 5 mill-" *headshot*

[bloodvein3]

lol kenny's fart at 0:33 xD

[loey12886]

awesome movie, just watched this the other day

I love to sing to "Uncle Fucker" "Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch" "Blame Canada" and "I'm super", I want the soundtrack to this movie

[nocturnal30]

lol what the fucks the last scene from? (episode)

[Nikostatik]

'It IS faster, over 5 milion...BOOOOOOOOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!

[nolan2465]

Get bill gates in here

[jtgagafilms]

i wouldnt know what to do if the u.s. went to war with canada ,, i am american made with canadian parts

[idlehavok]

i got suspended from high school for wearing a south park movie shirt that said bigger longer and uncut on the back lol

[cbclipz]

@idlehavok lol for real?

[idlehavok]

@cbclipz yea my principals like "bigger, longer, and uncut what does that mean?" lol

[cbclipz]

@idlehavok did explain it was a title of a movie?

[idlehavok]

@cbclipz yea he thought it has something to with penis lol

[cbclipz]

@idlehavok yea it did...well kinda since it was a joke lol im goin to buy a shirt like that and wear it to school just to see what happens lol

[NathanMarineau]

What about wild wacky action bike???

[lamonumental]

And at the end, Stan finds the Clitoris.

[aicdethfan84]

WHAT DID YOU SAY?! hahahha

[GeorgeUKCFC]

You missed out the German Scheisse Video scene!

[1500Tb]

0:44

docters" we accidently replace your heart with a baked potato"

kenny" whaaaat"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[DreamingNinjasPro]

0:44 WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!  lolz

[iceteaman1000]

this is a funny movie but the suck my balls part is not realy that funny kenny getting caut on fire is funny

[tgrwp42j12]

@iceteaman1000 after kenny gets lite on fire cartman tries to put it out with a stick and he starts wacking kenny and he says "AH this stick is on fire!!"

[TailsMilesProwerFan1]

LOL! they killed bill gates

[bewareoftailsdoll]

Oh, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, was i said was... *gets out microphone from who knows where* How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?

[MegaOoga]

We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato XD

[xxxhavok]

is the doctor George Clooney??

[eddmario]

@xxxhavok yes it is

[iixAmuto]

ITS NOT FUNNY WHEN KENNY DIES D:

[FanGirlMania]

@iixAmuto i know he's to cute to die......but i gotta admit i used to laugh before i saw his face xD and he does die kinda funny most of the times...xD

[bosshahaboss]

wat are the name of those sense?

[greg0409]

yay THEY KILLED BILL GATES (HES AN ASS HOLE< WINDOWS SUCKS APPLE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME

[sushisroxmysox]

@greg0409 GWAAAR APPLE SUCKS! PC ALL THE WAAAAY

[jaguarfrost]

"Kick the baby!" "Can I have five tickets to Terranceand PhILLIP? NO!:D" and Kenny's insane laugh before he sets hiself on fire were some of my faouvirte scenes. And, of cours, th Kyle's mom is a big fat bich song.

[stevensa93]

thumbs up if u think they should make another south park movie

[imperialpod]

@stevensa93

They were VERY close to making a 2nd movie but instead it became 'Imaginationland'.

It would have been about a 5 episode long movie but they changed their minds and just made a 3 part episode.

Shame really as Imaginationland would have been a great movie.

[stevensa93]

@imperialpod ya it would have been :)

[collossaljew]

@stevensa93 They essentially have with the 3 parter episodes, although not on the same level of cohesiveness at all. For sure they should make another REAL one, but I feel as though their interest in doing so is extremely limited. Who knows, maybe when SP stops airing new episodes they will go out with a bang and throw us a bone here.

[skatman145]

thay have

[MultiGamerocker]

@stevensa93 ya imagination land was gay they should make another one like kenny's back (takes place after final death/he dosent really die after that episode he appers less now/)so south paek make a good movie

[MultiGamerocker]

@stevensa93 but i still like the 1st the best always some parts were even a little sad

[junkyard014]

@MultiGamerocker what were the sad parts?

[ROFLthatsme]

@stevensa93 they made Imaginationland the movie and there soon making the Coon movie

[xozazzie]

@stevensa93 I think they should make one that isn't animated!

[ROFLthatsme]

@stevensa93 imaganitonland?