Dachshund puppies have the wrong idea

[AnimalsCatsDogs]

Funny...

[AngeloNiklis]

Boy, are those pups gonna be red faced if they see this video when they're all grown up...

[nova495]

IF THE WRONG idea is cuddling, then curse you minorities

[DrNordo]

No wonder that dog is pissed! I sure as hell would be if a bunch of larvae decided to come suckling at my man-nips.

Did this remind anyone of this clip, by chance?

/watch?v=6OkcucXIuVI

[mazinais31]

these dogs are beyond hilarious

[YouHaxerr]

oh this is pretty cute... awwh he's goin to play.. with the big BLLLLLLLARRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH­H CUTENESS EXPLOSION

[EvilMadeleine]

Ooooooooh... it's so cute!

[AllTheFranks]

00:14 Brown Dachsund gets fellatious with Black Dachsund

[amypest1976]

They started to look for food when they were licking his mouth. That is a pack behavior thing, with wolf pups licking the mouth so adult barfs up dinner. :-) Nature is so gross...

[26volleyball26]

mommy isnt so happy!

[AnaJil]

@26volleyball26 Yes, it seems that mommy doesn't want to feed them any more...

[mykani]

LOLOL look how freaked out she is! hahahah your doxie looks exactly like mine!!! =)

[1234ultrasirius]

I think the puppies have an alternative lifestyle....too much Animal Planet lol.

[lovetodrinkink]

OMG! so cute!

[1BlubeTube]

He's like; get off of me!

[emocoon666]

reminds me of that one comic...

[blahwake]

if thats there mom then she kind of looks like a weener dog

[NightOfTheUnbornBlog]

big dog is confused as hell

[nickomay30]

so cute haha! your dachsund are so adorable.....hope you enjoy watching mine...

[celine3005]

What are they doing

[eden153100]

I think they just adopted those puppies and that's not there mom

[PrincessOTFH]

what are they trying to do? :(

[SittingMooseShaman]

..."it's a Joisey thing..."

[codystout71]

5...4...3...2...1 CRUNCH!!!!!!!

[Acanslk]

ilove DachShunds ;D , soooo Fucking Cute D:!!!!!

[lidmdo1]

hahaha so funny...love it

[KaylaXxXYinnoh]

awwww how cuteee, that black one looks exactly as my dog! :D it's so cute to see them! :D

[Tunachew]

CANT BREATHE!!!

[Holister951]

This might sound really stupid, but is that the dad dog? And if so, why does he let them drink? ... Well, try to drink

[wallysaruman]

That's hilarious! The big dog knows not to get angry at the puppies, but can't help it. XD XD Poor thing!

[YouhGomooh]

The big dachshund is like. . .

". . . Am i really that feminine?"

[theamazingjill]

Look at those tails go!

[maniac9565]

If you were hungry you would be desperately searching for food yourselfs. what a bunch of jerks

[lolalover24212]

@maniac9565 ummm u prob dont no much about these dogs but u cant over feed them cuz if they get over weight they can get serious back problems......................­..........we only feed our puppy one cup of food once a day and shes super healthy........our vet says we do an amazing job so they prob just hadnt eaten for the day yet but believe me there not starving

[70rm3n70r]

doesnt want to play because he's black?

[don417]

buzz was kinda diggin it, I think

[DarkosLjubavi]

lol.. You can hear the little brown puppy in the back say... " FOUND IT!! "

[yorkiegirl97]

@livingnight78 aaawwww that's so sad! How's ur dog doing? My old dog died from cancer and it was very upsetting.

[kaorchard]

lol the big dogs face is just priceless hes like "wtf r yall doin???" haha

[aliciaann72]

look how fast the tails are.

[girlgonecountry]

I love how excited the black/tan is!! That tail is going a mile a minute!

[widswins]

Wean those things!

[Livingnight78]

awww this makes me want to have my dachshund have puppies. Unfortunately something has always been wrong with her and she can't have them. Plus she is old now and has cancer :(

[WasGibtsLeute]

Maybe natural born gays?

[Surirygirl]

That was precious!!!

[superkimberly105]

that was ardorable!!!



[Killer390]

Puppies: LACTATE NOW!!!!!!! ...NOOWWWWWW

[maconsumner]

@Killer390 What was going to come out of what they were sucking on was not lactation. I think the adult dog was a boy.

[Killer390]

@maconsumner Perhaps I should have put a sarcasm disclaimer.

[maconsumner]

@Killer390 I got it, I wrote that a few days ago and was in a wired mood. Making comments like that isn't really me, I regret that comment and apologize.

[Killer390]

@maconsumner It's alright :)

[fourwalls2007]

Why not provide the dog with a physical correction to tell him that growl is unacceptable. Your laughing and talking is telling him it's OK to growl at the puppies. If you don't stop it it can likely escalate to biting, which would then be your fault.

[WasGibtsLeute]

@fourwalls2007

Provide the dog a physical correction? Are you insane? loool

They are animals. They have their own techniques to learn. And sometimes they even bite each other. That is nature, dude.

It is not a human's job to educate animals in causa sex. looool

[fourwalls2007]

@WasGibtsLeute Awesome dude! So if the adult kills a puppy that's just nature. Double awesome!!! You have a great attitude toward pet ownership. If it's not a human's job to educate animals then maybe humans shouldn't own animals? Or maybe you are just an idiot?

[TheBeeBoots]

@fourwalls2007 oh my god are you serious?

was the male dog snapping at them or violently aggressive towards them?

you are soooo pathetic

[fourwalls2007]

@TheBeeBoots Are you serious? So a dog snapping at a puppy is OK because it's not violently aggressive? Do you have a brain inside your empty head? If I slap you across the face that's OK cause I didn't punch you? STFU before I give you one.

[TheBeeBoots]

@fourwalls2007

So for hundreds of trillions of years animals have been teaching their young to behave, and even in the video you can SEE the puppies WAGGING their little tales. If they were wimpering and crying in the corner with real FEAR in their eyes then what your saying MIGHT have some substance. You need a fucking brick to the face, you uneducated, flat-face fucking jerk off. Go stab yourself.

[fourwalls2007]

@TheBeeBoots Haha you slut. All blondes are retarded. Stick to MySpace and sucking dicks.

[TheBeeBoots]

@fourwalls2007 Hahaha go knife yourself ugly cunt. Trust me i've pleased more chicks than you have, ya fucking mutt. Get off Youtube you fat piece of shit. AUSTRALIANS ARE MUD!

[LannieX]

lol i was laughing. So funny. I was looking at videos to look at cute animals that will make me smile, but this one gave me laughs. Made my day. I'm glad he wasn't fighting back or hurting the pups. But, the look on his face and the way he growls was so funny. "What the hell you kids doing!? I'm male. Look, there's nothing there." xD

[vampsarecool]

lol the big dashound dosent know what to do XD he was panicaning and scratching the bed at one point XD but he new there puppys and didnt bite them

[HALO3KILLA117]

This makes me happy because my dachshund d...I...e...d...:(;(

[RockSprites]

@HALO3KILLA117 Hmm. Wasn't sure if I should give that thumbs up, or thumbs down. Sorry for your loss.

[menchacaful]

Awww! Haha

[dogshowchica90]

It's a brindle!

[88rainbowmilkshake88]

he gets so nervous XD

[lauribabyblue]

I have 2 of my own! love 'em so! ♥

[amandasgoodfeathers]

Lol !!!!! :)

[LonelyioOliveio44]

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[SerenaMarie22345]

oh my god tht dog tht is growling looks and sounds EXACTLY like my dog!!!!!!! likr no joke!!!!

[MegaMouseSEC]

Loooking for love in all the WRONG places.

[TheWonderWarrior]

a weiner for a weiner

[datchickcookie]

He looks just like my 3 year old Cannon. The hair stands up on his back like that all the time. He's such a meanie : )

[erickav808]

he's like, 'they don't work! knock it off!"

[emperoralexanderwems]

Do you have any milk. Tee Hee Hee

[aquaboy26]

They're after the redrocket!!

[platovaya]

they are soo cute and the big dog is sooo patient :))))

_YANA_

[1981z28camaro]

@SouthAmericanFishMan lol

[1981z28camaro]

@SouthAmericanFishMan lol, yes we kick ass at spelling, haha

[1981z28camaro]

@SouthAmericanFishMan is a spelling error really worth pointing out in a comment?

[LeleBlazie]

hahaha omg 'lets all pester daddy!'

[caraddction]

awwww!!!!

[CIAJISABEAST]

He's like; DAMN YALL ARE SO ANNOYING!!! lol this is so funny

[toddshere]

That puppy belly is too cute !!

[iLoveFantage101]

i wonder what they were trying to suck on O.O

[broomhilda23]

omg, too funny. that is so sweet

[VidsClubPenguin]

Hey! Good thing maybe I will Try that some day.......Hahaha J.K. :P

[kgarneryt]

The big one is just like my Doxie little but fierce probably why I named him Napoleon

[commonlawwife]

@kgarneryt Did you know Napoleon had a dachshund? So appropriate.

[mrswebkinz99]

@kgarneryt aww how cute!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dedigamam]

@kgarneryt i almost named mine napoleon, then i chose leopold! great dogs however we name them!

[missbrown61]

@kgarneryt I heard that in real life Napoleon was not as short as the British made him out to be.

[frostmaiden85]

was he the father?? they kind of look alike...

[commonlawwife]

@frostmaiden85 No, he has no relation to these puppies. The puppies are littermates; my brother owns the brindle one and my mom owns the black and tan one.

[Donatellothedog]

I love how vicious he sounds. My dog is just as snarly, too! But then he becomes such a chicken once you approach him.

[waywered]

and they have their new needle sharp teeth!

[318coolboy]

aww look it how much they love each other xD.

[88rainbowmilkshake88]

Look at his face when they approach: "O_O"

[amwoods16]

Why is it growling?

[MOBProduktion]

En stor spene istället för åtta... Lets go!

[yungratchet205]

@MOBProduktion Stor napp alright! lol

[FOREVERYOUN9]

hahaha.. when the mother is angry so why is her tail is happy?

[feamoda]

hahaahhaha what a bunch of cuties!!!

[LatinaRoyalty11223]

AWWWWWWWS!!! lol

[180cming]

haha~~~it's gay

[commonlawwife]

@WarmbloodLuvr Read the description, dude.

[mrswebkinz99]

wow..........just wow

[mmorlino]

haha! That's puppies for you! Such cuties, too - love the red brindle!

[Dabulldoza]

At first I thought wow..Who is stupid enough to waste the bandwidth on such a worthless video. Then I saw your user name and realized you must be a white trash dumpster cunt.

[FlowerAngel04]

@Dabulldoza. Shut Up. People record WAY more stupid stuff than their dogs. Dogs are a part of your family, so they are commimerated. If you dont like the video, dont watch it, keep your negative thoughts to yourself.

[adenton443]

@FlowerAngel04 I agree shut the F up dabulldoza get a frekin life already I mean u should go suck somthig gosh

[XxBlueStar11xX]

i think they were lukin for milk on the daddy.... cuz at the end she says get off of him....

[MakeupandHairGirl]

the adult dachsund looks like he wants to rip their heads off!!

[cuty2b]

no offence but I breed mini dachshund's and umm... are these puppies weened bc they look very old, and they shouldnt be looking 4 milk at this age. there wayy to old. once we ween ours they no longer want the milk from there mother.

[commonlawwife]

@cuty2b Yes, they were weened. I was joking about them looking for milk.

[cuty2b]

@commonlawwife

Ahh okay, there really cute pup's ^.^

[MakeupandHairGirl]

@cuty2b i agree!!!! we have 1 dachsund and are looking for another one soon!!! where do u breed?

[mercedesminx]

@cuty2b Puppies love the smell of milk regardless!

[angiethenative]

they're angry noises are so awesome

[gothblue11]

i used to have one. but it died of heartworms ):

[KittenLover925]

@gothblue11 OMG i am soo sorry abot that ;n;

[gothblue11]

@KittenLover925 it's fine.

[wowzers915]

@gothblue11 imsorry about ur loss mine that looks just like that black one got hit so rip joey!

[sweettartweinerdog]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww[[[[[[= 

[WTFuhmm]

@Cyyera [: we have 3! They are veryyyy interesting dogs.

[rngeowns1323]

wiener dogs pwn every other type of dog

[MewEeveeSkitty1]

The whole reason I want a dachshund if I get the chance to have my own puppy

[Rojirosama]

Phat pup whaz hungry.

[titobratt3]

cool winner pup's

[tmasterx99]

omg the big one looks so pissed off and the little ones are like, can i have a drink and there so cute when they roll over



[217cmiller]

is this male a miniature?

[PureDanceFTW]

Rofl XD 0:010 I choose you Wiener Dog, use your butt-attack!

[gavinnorthants]

Our winer Dog growles every time you try to make her do somthing she dose not want to do. Like get off the Couch. She will show you her heath and then let out a loud bard, as she gose to bit you, but dose not acturaly bit you. It all show.

[MrTeeber]

LOVE this

[sWeEtEsTsAkUsAsU]

OMG! I also had 2 dachshund puppies *one died already :(* and they look exactly the same! one is also brown and the other one is also black with those yellow thing ontop of their eyes :)) but after all, those are the only colors of dachshund puppies right? XD

[Crazygirl5647]

lol love it!

[ThePHIPPEN]

i want the light brown 1! hes sooo cute!

[Pyr0patchy]

Its amazing how the father knows not to hurt his children...and I think its cool how when we create a relationship with another person or animal, that we're awarded priveledges, for example, if that dog didn't know who you were, he wouldnt have let you put your hand down there even though you were just trying to help him. Fascinating...

[Pyr0patchy]

xD I LOVE Dachshunds we have two of them and they are so funny!

[EffinLillie]

Lol he feels violated?

[hockey16mons]

hahahahaha this is too cute!

[ragnardanneskjold100]

is it just me or do Dachshunds look handicapped?!?!

[ThePHIPPEN]

@ragnardanneskjold100 YOU LOOKED HANDICAPPED!!!!!!!!

[ragnardanneskjold100]

@ThePHIPPEN Another youtube hater! thanks

[Meryl719]

LMAO

[kjonker1]

LOL....too cute!!!

[Sheri451]

The black one looks like my Lucky.

[xXxemosAREppl2xXx]

the black puppy looks just like my dog molly!!!hashahahahahtoooooo funneh man

[jadetiger88888]

so where is the mom?

[ColorsOfHope]

Haha! I thought that dog was the momma until the last sentence, "Guys, you better get off of him."

[Kaymart80]

I think my weiner dog, ziggy got his tail chopped off before we got him, either that ir its just really short :/

[kiraleeanne1]

@Kaymart80 r u makais mom or your name is mystie

[fatkittykat67]

GOT MILK

[daewooparts]

GOT MILK? .....no , only "non dairy creamer" :P

[aryowailangitoyo97]

the big ones sayin:

im a male you fool!

[LAILAIZLIKEWHATEVA]

LOOK AT THE TAILS..NON STOP!!

[SparklyTreasureK]

Aw haha I love how his eyes are buldging as if saying "Get AWAY! Get away pleeaase!" Such cuties <3333

[pretzelgirl500]

i have dachshund videos on my channel!!!!!!!

[vlps5122]

daddy give them the milk

[victoriayvictoria]

XD Eeww! lolz

[EddieVedder13]

@bigpoopie69 I know? What an IDIOT!!!

[kingurfay]

let them have his milk :))

[punkseeker900]

he makes the same noise as my dachshund man dachshund rules!

[Guerindiella]

dogs make the same noise...

[manga12]

my aunts did the same thing if you tugged the sock that it had in its mouth and it would latch on to it and you could pull it up off the ground but my aunt would get mad saying dont you yank the dogs teeth out but it had that cute little growl too,

I also saw a guy that has two dashunds in his salt water fish shop and one was sitting down on some flyers and I put my hand down not seeing it and it looked up and I think it growled at me and I said nice paperweight he just goes yea sort of.

[juniordonet]

docinha docinha nao fica nervosa com os seus bebezinhos

[basketballer453]

this is so funny:)

my doggy looks just like the big one

[HorseaHolicChick]

Lol- poor daddy,

A dog tryed to hump my dogs head a while a

[1981z28camaro]

If Pets didn't exist, I wouldn't care if the Earth was destroyed, lol I really mean that.

their the only reason to spare this planet.

[TheLeaflover]

@1981z28camaro Couldnt agree more with you.

[1981z28camaro]

@TheLeaflover Thanks, yeah I've lost faith in people a long time ago, some nice people here and there, but pets are unconditionally loving, while people go and blow each other up over money, and power.

[MRSxoRADCLiFFE]

lmfaooo poor confused little puppies <3

too cute :3

[akariko01]

are they sucking their daddy's dick?

[TheMidnightBell07]

Hey, I was wondering that myself. Tell them that's not the milk machine and then sit down and have the talk with them. Don't use pictures or they might want to go out and do it.

[punkinsful]

is that their daddy please tell me ur doggies are so cute

[lavender842]

lol thats dirty

[FudgyPunkSkull]

mine looks just like the black one when miii doxie was a pup ... check out mii vids of Benji !!!