SMBC Theater - The Blind Date

[DasGreenCow]

I'd hit steve

[Alaron251]

She IS a linguistics major...so I wonder if she does casual encounters

[Rammidragon]

SSSSSTEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[septumis]

The bigger the hive, the bigger the mind?

[musashihumar]

I've made that maneuver more times than I'd like to remember.... lol

[MadeOfCATS]

Wait so if they had sex with eachother, would it be masturbation..?

[RuskePerson]

I don't see why a hivemind would automatically be robotic in mannerisms. I don't really care either, 'cause this was hilarious!

[blaisems]

If a hive-mind masturbates, could that be perceived as an orgy?

[mashit13]

she should have told them her friend was part of a hive mind too, it would explain how she could text and explode at the same time.

[AlucarDarkiush]

well, that would be good masturbation

[Sylar03]

Biggest hive mind is best hive mind.

[TheMegaGodOfAnime]

Reminds me of Glados.

[McNoah94]

Hivemind has a TOTALLY different meaning on /b/. Amiright?

[Lollocide]

@McNoah94

No actually, pretty much the same. Except at the end it would be Ice cream, porn and ponies.

[sulfuricSHAME]

@Lollocide All at the SAME TIME!

[Lollocide]

@sulfuricSHAME

Actually, if I represented the /b/, it would be:

Ponies, masturbation, porn, masturbation, ice cream, masturbation, gore, masturbation, Human rights violations, masturbation, 'Forever alone pictures', masturbation, 'Random, generic picture that someone states will never masturbate to!', masturbation, "masturbation!", masturbation.

You get the drift, but if you don't, i'm sure that's because you're: "post youtube comment", "masturbation!"

[DoctorFacekick]

@Lollocide Masturbation!

[mrfishyfishy]

I bet Steve has fun masturbating.

[cthulhubert]

Is it weird that I've always wanted to be a hive mind?

[Physicbuddha]

You know I think there could be some epic masturbation going on here.

[aejayDOTcom]

I'd love to have seen outtakes for this short, too. It had to be a fun one to shoot.

[CmdrShepard1001]

they're all controlled by marik

[panitaeo]

"Hello?! I heard you Exploded!!"

[SketchyDrawings]

Love it, love everything about it.

[AnthonyF53]

1:17, my favourite line.

"I have had a wonderful time"

[JorealConners]

As a Steve, I wouldn't mind being a member.

[TheRamosOnline]

So can Marick Ishta control all 4 of these Steves or just one of them?

[gpullenii]

@TheRamosOnline

Their name is Steve. It is singular.

[StrawberryBoy100]

LOLOLOL I just noticed Katie's last name is "Weinersmith". Like a black smith, but instead of touching metal, she touches him on the weiner :D

[KatyaS69]

I'd date Steve ... where can I meet them? ;-)

[invaderjay]

Huh, the Delightful Children From Down the Lane grew up?

[bloodicex]

I thought they said 'I scream at porn' at first.

[sarahinacan84]

ice cream and porn for sure!! time for some monday night funtime

[dannywboy]

ice-cream and porn sounds like a good idea

[BGMSfilms]

oh hey i have that phone?

[MalliganTheUFO]

I am all 4 of them in 1....... :(

[grantorndorff]

Is the redhead actually single? I'd be way into a casual encounter with her.

[duende29]

Hive masturbation must be AMAZING

[FPRobber]

@duende29 Wouldn't that just be a foursome?

[PureZOOKS]

Every hind my I know speaks like a human, not a robot.

[frigdal]

Man I'd like to see some hive mind pr0n!!

[indifilmsmakenosense]

Number 4 seems to be the best at social inetraction.

[LeTinctoire]

@indifilmsmakenosense I wonder which one is best at spelling.

[indifilmsmakenosense]

@LeTinctoire more like typing.

[LeTinctoire]

@indifilmsmakenosense Initiating feigned indifference mode.

*shrug*

[TwoRrrrr]

Hive-curious.. nasty!

[neomp5]

i find this portrayal of hive minds very offensive. and so do i.

[ceaz3r]

I love engage sadness man

[Sylar03]

Biggest hive is best hvie.

(This is still my favorite video on this channel.)

[Philanthropyman]

I could use some ice cream and porn...

[Armonis]

That was so absurdly clever that it hurts my duodenum.

[theoneknot]

Hive-curious... classic.

[PanAndScanBuddy]

I used to have that phone - yes, you can get silent calls, but not while It's shut off. Which it was here.

[sephirothsoul999]

MORE STEVE, THE HIVEMIND!!! :D MOARRRRRRRR

[loupax]

I like ice cream...

And porn...

[josephd183]

what would masturbation look like? is it an orgy?

[1ManJusticeLeague]

I am definitely hivecurious. Not sure about Steven, though.

[HenkHenk76]

Eat icecream and watch porn. Then touch his penis

[Bluelantern]

@HenkHenk76 with both hands because Steven has two! =D

[smegace]

Is she still interested in a casual encounter?

[HeReNiTy1986]

ice cream and porn, never thought of that one after all my horrible break ups lol! XD ice cream yeah, porn no XD lol.

[Coldsnowrt]

I have the same failed date maneuver. its also my Mon-Fri night maneuver.

[J14ngL00]

Indeed. Proceeding to watch ice cream and eat porn.

[cheerdaddy666]

Kelly-- u rock....

[blackmind1992]

Strangely enough, icecream and porn is also the successful date manuver. :-D

[mooruka]

our income is significant.. then bows haha... she´s just hive curious! hahaha

[mooruka]

our income is significant.. then bows haha

[Kogerii]

Why's the guy on the right emotive?

[cooler9576]

icecream and porn

[saltedsalmon]

2:32

- Engage sadness.

- *cry*

Best thing ever.

[fa77y]

Please make more videos using the Steve the hive-mind! They are awesome I can't get enough of this video!!

[stgm]

1:19 best part

[botchalism]

Texting and driving is dangerous especially while simultaneously exploding.

[soclkameln]

I'm 99,999th person to view this. Just missed

[bobomcgraw]

99,999 views.

[Cthulhussama]

100.000

[Elolzabeth]

Jon Brence cracks me up. <3

Everyone else too. :3

[Makiruz]

I really like it, but I have a problem with the concept.

Hive Minds doesn't have to be creepy monothone, they might be normal, except for the fact that they're a bunch of people with One Mind.

Aside from that it's really cool, I would date Steven

[polymphus]

Is that tattoo a silver fern?

[SAlpsu]

3 quarters male. Ouch, Kelly.

[JustHaveFUN221]

This+the Gay Robin have to be my favourite SMBC-Theatres.

Too funny.

[bella1o1o]

Ice Cream And Porn

[v1rtualguy]

@bella1o1o that line killed me ='D

[opcn18]

I think that this is the best SMBC theator

[HeroicDolphin]

"Ice-cream and porn!" :D

[Dhesyca]

I want to date Hive Mind!!!!

[dumbzebra]

"Icecream and porn" was also what my doctor prescribed to me.

[DepecheMoses]

SHE HAS THE SAME PHONE AS ME!!

[sigurdgram]

@DepecheMoses OH MY GOD! THAT'S SUCH AN AMAZING OCCURRENCE! IT'S NOT AS IF THEY SELL MILLIONS OF THAT SAME PHONE MODEL ALL OVER THE COUNTRY! dumbass.

[fsfsfsfsfsfsg]

Initiate self pity mode,... the turn to penis touch mode!

[PhatHyppie65]

Hey This is Phatt Hyppie and i want to say thats a mighty fine video you got there!!

[theoriginal42]

That was probably the funniest crying I've seen. Nicely done.

[devjock]

i scream at porn too!

[Destructo47]

@devjock WOO!

[PaperSoapy]

hahaha, this was great.

[unl1v3d]

Steve could play with himself instead. I'm sure there is a lot he could do alone.

[Rhademanthus]

Nice tattoo :)

[Sylar03]

Touch them on their penises.

[ChaosFish]

DUhahahahaha that was awesome :D

[Rhademanthus]

Dear SMBC crew: this is the best take you've ever done on dating, even better than the previously unbeatable colored lights one. Keep it up because yo are amazing.

[k0rn666]

mass effect...maybe?

[JWuThe2]

Synchronized hand gestures are the best.

[Thespartan18]

I think they're Geth.

[pigslookfunny]

These videos are so awkward. Like I can't even stand to watch them because the acting is so painful.

[part2themovie]

@pigslookfunny must suck for you, this is in the (note: not my) top 10 sketches of all time, even on other planets. stop being a douche

[wolfied16]

I honestly REALLY enjoyed this video =]

[NeylonGrlDopey1431]

lol @ the thumb nail ,.

[WWABuckeroo]

I think I have a new favorite SMBC Theater.

[Nicholasmegalis]

This is Great! Hope you make more Videos. If you ever need a singer or songwriter for a video, contact me. I am a singer songwriter! Check out my channel

[JohnKillrory]

funny

[borocyclist]

Kako ste so prajte ?

[runekiri]

Make small talk, Touch them on the penises.

[PaRoDyViSiOn]

Borg 1 is cute, and she should be disconnected from the hive immediately.

[PaRoDyViSiOn]

Next on the Maury show...

[Sandythesandcat]

lol that is hilarious

[iSilversaku]

Ice cream porn ?

[jaykaypplz]

@iSilversaku ice cream and porn

[smashlaserbeam]

pretty funny youtube needs more vids like this

[equalcharliebrown]

.....elvish tattoo?

[xBloodXGusherx]

The girl with the pigtails is cuuuute !!

[AdrianvsJak]

@xBloodXGusherx There is no girl. There is only the Hive Mind

[chucklyinacrunch74]

@xBloodXGusherx I was going to say the same thing but you beat me to it

[EdMDiv]

I actually had a date like this. You mean that's not normal?

[TheInnerSanctuary]

Hilarious!

[GUALLACOL]

What the fuck is this suppose to be?

[rockengirl111]

hahahaha!

funny

[nenxe]

Ahaha.

Best video yet. By a HUGE margin!

[welzen]

yo bitch u want a casual encounter u know where to go slut ill fuck u bitch mo fucka

[SobaniForce]

Man I hate it when your blind date turns out to be a Hive Mind.

[NATIONxNATION]

@SobaniForce That is racist.

[CooperLegeza]

@SobaniForce Really? I think it's the best thing ever. I've had that twice.

[Raphaelus13]

hahaha, what was that? :)

[LegoAlchemist]

I could almost swear she looks like the Lady from Doctor Who...

[Fevrure]

ahahha! hilarious! this is why robots cant date XD

[juanharu13]

Ice cream and porn. now thats epic stuff right there

[taltamir]

i thought this was supposed to be a trick to get her to do group sex but it was played straight...

funny.

[Rocketo99]

She's dating Digg

[come2u2cu]

love it!

[4lc0H0L1c]

This is any date at any time with any person. It could be a random person, or someone you have been dating for years. Do you ever really know the other person? I think not. Love is blind.

[DanceCixiDance]

@SilverCandleKid Muahahaha!

[netenute]

What's up with yo and engineers? you should really treat that in therapy

[kingblargle]

Engage Sadness. UHUHUHUHUH

[strangedominion]

hahahah . . . . i wanna date a hive mind..

[sexydhue]

That was pretty clever.

[tarekomak]

I have a feeling thi9s was zachs idea,

[rkt739]

what the freaking frak--

i don't know why, but that was hilarious! XD

[Elephantintheroom01]

'I have had a wonderfull time' TM

1:17

[JKoss618]

one of the good ones

[rpg89]

@JKoss618: One of the BEST ones.

Even if 'he', the hive-mind, was inconsistent with pronouns and such (like saying Steve is singular but then referring to another as 'you').

[ArthurChey]

OkVenus sounds like a nice dating site.

[ExtremeSquared]

When you have four matching argyle sweater-vests, the possibilities for comedy are ENDLESS!

[613TheEvil]

Good to see you return to the good jokes' path.

[teledildonix]

Best•SMBC_T•Ever! Can't stop laughing!

[Jezs00]

That was the best yet!

[Mthrndr01]

Man, if that's what it's going to be like, I don't even want to join a hive mind.

[InterludeAuthor]

It took me a couple of times watching through this to catch the three parts male joke.

Hah.

[Zralf]

haah, good vid, this has potential for lots of good twists, please make this a reocurring theeme.

[ratboy12002]

2:32 is the best part

[ElMassi666]

This was AMAZING. I am pleased

[SekundesC]

Where on earth did you get those vests?

[darkestshade18]

ice cream and porn...a sour turn's reward