@Tunfizk Could you imagine Capello allowing this I think there is too much discipline in the England squad now for it to be allowed hopefully it will pay off in the long run though
wen that prick says you just got mercd i cud punch hes cunt in........stop tryin to be an american street boss....just say like any englishman wud say...."i got you" wud love to balance my pint on hes top lip
weird he didn't really look like he cared that much about that guy getting his finger chopped off, i love the way rio comes round the corner and the Killers music is played over the top
these wind ups are good but ferdinand saying you got mercd fukin spoils them all....he wants to be an american gangster talkin like that the fukin prick
@biffarm dude americans never say murked or whatever dude. lol its funny how brits think thats how americans talk when we don't actually talk like that. rio sounds 100% British to me.
@biffarm you dirty knobhead, thats how we talk around peckham. its an english word you cock-chocker. sorry for the insult but get your facts right next time
@biffarm who in america says murked? its a london thing he's being a londoner.. in fact he lives in manchester but he still talks like a peckham boy so respect to him
listen to bindee at 2:10 :)
thetopofthelist 2 months ago
Crouchy is a top bloke.
InbredMink 4 months ago
who's the blonde chick??
highflyneon005 4 months ago
you do not realize how proud us Indians are to be featured in this video
santosh92 4 months ago
look at the blonde gold digger getting close to rio and him faining disinterest
innit27 4 months ago
Bindee kills it at 2:10 'Very nice ladies' HAHA!
5H388Y 5 months ago
coach and indie LOL
xXPredatorXNukeXx 6 months ago
Crouch juz cant hold his laugh! Lol
tsheerina1 7 months ago
ahhh wtf rio should have waited abit long till he was just about to cut his finger or sumert
snowboard9292 8 months ago
is it just me or is the sound delayed
AlexanderKragulj 10 months ago
ROFL the little Indian chap "very nice ladies" cracked me up
MikeJ2k9 11 months ago
if Alessandro Del Pero was a dwarf he would deadset look like the dwarf guy in suit
EvilPs3Gamer 11 months ago
wow hes TAAAALLLL!!
xeternity4evax 1 year ago
haha the penis
Wingchunskunk 1 year ago
This is the funniest of all the merks...:)))
4bsolute 1 year ago
wowzer
phileeerrrp 1 year ago
LOOL SNM!
xddxluvsu 1 year ago
shit prank
ElliotSpear1 1 year ago
fucking wankers with too much money, playing around thinking they are funny
coldales 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOLLL the akwardness of the hot girls walking into the room with these bras barly dressed at all "crouch is like Hiya " LOL
charlieiscool1000 1 year ago
LOOL
ECG01 1 year ago
tooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!ahahahahahahahahahaha!!
cowerth 1 year ago
i want more!!! why does not rio make more ?
Tunfizk 1 year ago
@Tunfizk Could you imagine Capello allowing this I think there is too much discipline in the England squad now for it to be allowed hopefully it will pay off in the long run though
polop666 1 year ago 3
at 2:23 i fking ROARED with laughter
Leetav 1 year ago
@Leetav Oi u better not be taking the mick out of the Punjabi Language. But i speak it as a 2nd language and its fukin jokes the way he says it!
JazLFC1 1 year ago
rio's got some fuckin nerve steppin in 2 Liverpool.......
-You'll Never Walk Alone-
lfcJFT96 1 year ago
Rio is not a very good joker you can see from here, he should hold this longer and see how Crouch act...
timmyfung01 2 years ago 4
He's not very good at taking drug tests either.
scotsguy77 1 year ago
@timmyfung01 innit what a fucking fag.
boredness25 1 year ago
i love how hes trying not to laugh lol
wwfcbrad 2 years ago
3:23 - 3:29 Crouch :DDD
HarryKewelll19 2 years ago
wen that prick says you just got mercd i cud punch hes cunt in........stop tryin to be an american street boss....just say like any englishman wud say...."i got you" wud love to balance my pint on hes top lip
biffarm 2 years ago
this was the funniest one...
fit birds, short indian lad, property...so random LOL
AlphaDraconis7 2 years ago
too obvious surely...
pukelerry1 2 years ago
if i were crouch, i would shit my pants.
shorfan 2 years ago 3
that guy is up to his waist haha
Sloth55Chunk 2 years ago
they should pop with some gun,this is not interested,crouch laughed,he didn't give a fuck about it...
Mistrinho7 2 years ago
that could of bin so much better
LfcGoddardENGCJG 2 years ago
omg so funny indeed xD
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
weird he didn't really look like he cared that much about that guy getting his finger chopped off, i love the way rio comes round the corner and the Killers music is played over the top
1CCHH1 3 years ago
@1CCHH1
which song is this from the killers ? thanks ^^
jagxfr 1 year ago
@jagxfr Smile Like You Mean it i think
1CCHH1 1 year ago
Crouch is a legend
Beamer22 3 years ago 44
no mames!!!!! legendas son maldini,cantona,roy keane,platini,zidane,litmanen,giggs no mames este pendejop no pasa de ser eso un pendejo!
edgarastudillo 2 years ago
Dude, I'm not saying he's a legend as a player, he's a legend as a bloke.
Please understand the context I said that in.
Beamer22 2 years ago 11
look at the midget compared to crouch lol
Zeb2Jambo 3 years ago 8
im more concerned about the size difference between crouchy and fowler lol
jediman014 2 years ago
these wind ups are good but ferdinand saying you got mercd fukin spoils them all....he wants to be an american gangster talkin like that the fukin prick
biffarm 3 years ago 46
@biffarm dude americans never say murked or whatever dude. lol its funny how brits think thats how americans talk when we don't actually talk like that. rio sounds 100% British to me.
Cap1108 1 year ago 6
@biffarm he gets that from playing too many video games lol
gtcbm 1 year ago
@biffarm who wants to speak like americans do?british accent is way cooler ...
xalaro5 1 year ago 7
@biffarm its a british slang not american you dog
tomdavs 1 year ago 11
@biffarm murked is an english word...the guys from a peckham estate he's being himself
cportet04 1 year ago 4
@biffarm you dirty knobhead, thats how we talk around peckham. its an english word you cock-chocker. sorry for the insult but get your facts right next time
gigzdahardest 11 months ago
@biffarm puck you
princeofpointless 10 months ago
@biffarm who in america says murked? its a london thing he's being a londoner.. in fact he lives in manchester but he still talks like a peckham boy so respect to him
hyojoosong 10 months ago 12
@biffarm pretty sure american gangstas don't say ''you got murked'' hahaa
amorton05 8 months ago 4
@biffarm merkd has never been american in any way
TheAlejoM 8 months ago
@biffarm Merked is an english expression u fuck wit
Gibbifootball 7 months ago 6
dis look seriouse man but its jokes a lot of footballers swear
junaidisdabest 3 years ago 2
if u red crouch autobiogrpahy he new it waz a prank
clemy2j 3 years ago
did he? i have read it, but just quickly, tbh it wasn't that interesting, Gerrard's was much better :)
P.S fowlers a legend
kingaubreyLFC 3 years ago 3
crouch is ugly ya but c his bird??
spottiedotcom 3 years ago
rio - gangsta Lite
sacntity 3 years ago
sooooo jokes...crouch is funny boy!!
kanbar82 3 years ago
yeh he got murked proper
magipablo 4 years ago
whats the song at the end?
kf250 4 years ago
Funny as hell, and im sorry, he's a great player and im a huge fan, but Crouch is just so...ugly.
BlackValkyire 4 years ago
omg so funny
house in the shape of a dick lol
burnleybitch 4 years ago
i kno bu it was so funny!
sugarye4lyf 4 years ago
was pretty crap really cause seemed like crouch knew all alone~ he was laughing most of way through
kitana8 4 years ago