Merry Fucking Christmas

[MadeMan970]

i sang this of christmas

[bohdiyoung]

all south park writers must be goin to hell

[wp4866]

even god is bored with this holiday

[bobbytookalook]

Beats the shit outta "Little Drummer Boy" -- possibly the lamest xmas song ever written!

[thejeb420]

Fuck Christmas.....Worst holiday ever. All Christmas does is make people that can't afford anything or don't have families kill themselves. But if your a rich motherfucker Christmas is the shit I bet.

[FMXandMusic]

Just downloaded this and gonna blast it through the intercom system in my house. Wake every one up to a merry fucking Christmas!

[ghostfair]

God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum LOL

[Metroidkalib]

Merry Mother Fucking Christmas.

[Stcs94]

This christmas sux. I had a surgery tht i needa recover from i lost my gf who in a year when were both 18 i was gonna marry and my family is being a bunch of dicks....this just cheared me the hell up! MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY

[willmacargo1]

fuck xmas

[UnconnectedGaming]

Merry fucking Christmas assholes:)

[Sunshine44442010]

fuck chistmas i ahte it now even thou i selibrate it :(

[elmario73nat]

merry fucking xmas !!!!

Μαλάκες

[CrackerAsssFantastic]

merry FUCKING CHRISTMAS :)

[dori356]

this is so good haha



[fukkinjesus]

merry fukkin xmas muthaluvas!

[EXORCIS7187]

I heard this on the Radio yesterday :D

[liam9327]

merry fucking christmaass

[messillas]

Merry fucking Christmas !! To you :D

[suroj]

Genius

[SkittlesLoveMyHair]

Favorite christmas carol 

[AFO6919]

0:09 TERORIST SANTA CLAUS



[thedeadratt]

I love how next to this is an add saying 'Single Muslims' ;D

[XxxTenebraexxX]

Ironically, Jesus wasn't born on Christmas...

[NaturalSelection101]

@XxxTenebraexxX Jesus is a fake story. The tradition of Xmas is something stolen from the ancient pagans.  Walmart loves this, praise Walmart

[XxxTenebraexxX]

@NaturalSelection101 There's no evidence either way...well, there's evidence towards the possibility of his existence but nothing significant. He may, or may not, have existed and he may, or may not, have held abilities beyond typical humans. Most myths were based off a reality, then warped into a legend...so the man probably did exist. What he truly was is anyone's guess...could have simply been the Obama of his day, very charismatic and manipulative.

[NaturalSelection101]

@XxxTenebraexxX yeah, I've read that there were many 'jesus' like characters roaming in the Mediterranean area back in those days.  I'm looking for specific proof of that claim. But it is believable that many people would want the status, because many know the traditions of their past and so called prophecies, etc. 'He' could have simply been the L Ron Hubbard of the day too...LOL

[yeshuahfullofit]

@XxxTenebraexxX Google:jesus was a mushroom

[GrigoriZhukov]

@XxxTenebraexxX don't forget he wasn't a christian. He was (gasp) JEWISH! Stayed one his whole life.

[XxxTenebraexxX]

@GrigoriZhukov I wonder if he was good with handling finances.

[kingcory10]

to be fair...plenty of athiests like christmas =p

[Lefraw212]

@kingcory10 me included ;)

[Zombieonweed]

@misslancome1455 He's not very forgiving to homosexuals and atheists and Muslims and the Jews will just go up to meet a fish named Jesus

[timtoothmanracing]

When people start haten, FUCK EM.. plain and simple, no need to get butt hurt over a comment on youtube :) lol ~FUCK YOU HATERS~ lol

[SickVicious996]

I heard this on the radio.

[Rainbowrider81]

Thumbs up if you laughed at " I DO NOT OWN SOUTHPARK"

[guevaraz101]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeetttt yeahhhhhhhhh

[luppy1975]

@duudyuk It's called Satire. Jesus Christ.

[misslancome1455]

Fortunately we have a loving and forgiving God. Because when the world ends.. The Pagens will be so scared shitless they will be the first to cry out for God's help. Thank goodness he is merciful.

[allysonchainz]

@misslancome1455 settle down.....c o m e d y. Look it up...In the dictionary, not your Bible.....I DO love Lancome products.... :^P

[googleisshittoss]

Love it!!!!

[nabilzing]

pagan, heathen, infidel... whatever you want to call me... I thought it was pretty damn funny!

[234jackd]

ist off of south park

[BugzyG13]

Oh yeah...Merry FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS!!!

[BugzyG13]

I guess I gonna get my ass kicked...by god?!?!?!

"Smite me O'mighty smiter!!!" hehehe

[duudyuk]

u idiot in ur song u answer urself non of the religions u mentioned believe in chrismas, so what have they got to do with ur song lol

[99macca]

@duudyuk You're calling him an idiot? Christ....

[duudyuk]

ur wasted

[NaqAtak]

lol im muslim and i find this funny 2

[myles824]

lol love it

[NadesNBlades]

I'm a pagan and I find this song very HILARIOUS!

[edward24561]

if i got 99999 likes i will get a mega phone and sing this at my next school asembly

[HeroBoy52]

@edward24561 good luck with that

[Mrcrazyfool55]

@Areyourealythatdumb  ATHEISTS FTW

[attiyeh422]

@Mrcrazyfool55 No.

[quarters420]

@Areyourealythatdumb Lil quick on ur spellcheck? u meant Whether, not Weather ....sad too considering ur name , But Nevertheless i agree with you

[THCinPHD]

@quarters420 A little quick on your grammar check. Don't be so quick to put someone down for their spelling, as on the internet people do not always care how they spell things. At least they got their point across clearly!

[yeshuahfullofit]

@THCinPHD True enough. Aoccdring to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istelf, but the wrod as a wlohe. Pceae. ; )

[CanadianUzer]

@Areyourealythatdumb You just educated a bunch of fucking 9 year olds congratulations on you fantastic progress of getting atheism out there.. Not putting you or you beliefs down or anything, but we "Christians" and some other religions celibate togetherness as well, we too buy gift and support our economy, and who are you to say "who the fuck cares weather it's Jesus's birthday" I do, I'm sure a lot of people do. It's not your job to go around telling people what to believe in so stay of Utube.

[unicornprincess]

@CanadianUzer You're gay

[Areyourealythatdumb]

@CanadianUzer who you to tell me to get of Utube - its public domain.

[khanhollow]

haha more likely! like it alot xD

[khanhollow]

haha more likely! 

[TheKFChicken]

if im get 100 likes i will sing this in a Christmas party

[CharlesVariations]

racism has nothing to do with attacking another person's religion..It has to do with attacking someone because of their skin color/ethnicity

[jburke224]

ROFL

[KennyMcCormicksGirl]

MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAS

so f*cking celebrate all u racists

[Charbel4God]

This is not rasist, this is true. I agree with it exept the fucking part!

[luukwww3]

HEY THERE MISTER MUSLIN MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAST

[TheHappySelf]

every year I say fucking xmas to all of my non-christian friends :33

[Skicards]

I don't get the India part.  Some Indians don't eat beef, that's true, but most Indians eat/drink dairy products. It's a huge part of the Indian diet.

But whatever.

[m0ng0b0y]

IF U DONT LIKE THE SONG THE JUST DONT WATCH IT GOD DAMN IT

PS: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

[Tazizking]

how do u know a Hello Kitty adventure movie... =|

[Matbot8]

lol santa was created by coke haha so cool

[TheUberCayk]

im not racist but this is just hilariously funny

[trulynot]

@TheUberCayk What has religion got to do with race ?

[TheUberCayk]

@trulynot if they are very closely associated

[trulynot]

@TheUberCayk Lols. No baby is born Christian, Hindu or Muslim. Look up the word "race"

[TheUberCayk]

@trulynot what you just said has nothing to do my previous comment, for your information, race can be considered as any group of humans, black people can be considered a race, as can germans be considered a race (the german race), as can hindus be considered a race, there are many definitions for it,

what i cant understand is why you would take my comment and take it so seriously i was simply stating my view and simultaneously making sure no trolls wind me up, clearly i was wrong

[trulynot]

@TheUberCayk It seems I learned something today. That the definition of "racism" has evolved to include ethnicity so you are correct.

[TheUberCayk]

@trulynot im sorry i dont like bringing these type of things up, but looking at your other comments and replys to other people, i can see you like to argue and be the first to critisize with a fine tooth comb anything anybody say, funny thing is in these comments you dont sound like your tying to be an asshole, you my friend are simply too opinionated and arogant

[trulynot]

@TheUberCayk - Not the first to criticize and certainly not a pedant in most instances. I do tackle people who make unfounded assertions though :o).

In this instance I was in error. You taught me something indirectly by necessitating my discovery of the evolution of the word "racist".

I dont know that I am arrogant. I admit when I am wrong.

[rocknrollaholics]

@trulynot Christians are the first to RACE to the Christmas tree which by the way has noting to do with Christ or race.

[sannaSKS]

this is the best song in south park ever!!!

[BMTHGOW]

@crazygamer156 Not only Roman, it also has a lot of Germanic influences like Yule.

[ThePatricksinclair]

@BMTHGOW yule is a wicken holliday

[BMTHGOW]

@ThePatricksinclair It is a Germanice holiday, just because it gained popularity among neo pagans doesn't make it neo pagan. Many traditions in Europe were christianised through the centuries, so was Yule.

[mtlcdn79]

MARRY FUCKIG CHRISTMAS TO Y'ALL......HAHAHAHAHA

[sannaSKS]

merry fucking christmas to youuuuuuuuuuuu

[ChillspawnMerc15]

28 people are going to get their infeldelic pagan scum ass kicked, by God

[483091]

@ChillspawnMerc15 only if he exists

[DialgaRules24]

MERREH FUHKEN CHRISTMAS

[crazygamer156]

you know what's ironic, christmas is actually a pagan holiday created by the ancient Romans, jesus could never have been born in the winter because the palastinian winters are way to cold for a child.

[MyInfoMatrix]

AHAHA. From a Hindu that hates racism and loves all races, this is HILARIOUS.

[Nudophobic]

I think you're all forgetting that it's Mr. Hat who sings this song.....

[jeff135rulz]

and this is why Mr Garrison is the best

[77MommaBear96]

I.LOVE.THIS.SONG- Merry Fucking Christmas from your friendly neighborhood Athiest.

[TheEliT3HaTr3D]

who cares if its racist its in a cartoon and its a joke. btw i want this to be my national anthem :D

[dodger664]

Aw did a few people get offended, aw boo hoo, did somebody's feelings get hurt

[pukeyable]

GOD BLESS MR GARRISON and merry fukkin christmas to yall :D

[orgasplosion]

You infidelic pagan scum! lol

[fuckinpicklebitch]

25 people are infidelic pagan scum

[MRSAMBONE2332]

25 people didnt have a merry fuckin christmas

[Cycl0pS666]

Does anyone have the video of him actually singing it, not just pictures of him?

[pokekiller5swords]

@dbzman1985 i suport atheist more then hardcore christains, but i gotta say....MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO YOU!

[12ace4]

this is fucking awesome hilarious

[Kruizlinx]

Why is this racist? imean christianity is taking the blow here:P hey your religion sucks, but we dress up a fat guy and give presents to get more followers xD

and yeah its SOUTHPARK

[SLiDEnl]

@Kruizlinx

has nothing to do with christianity, you stole santa claus from us, ze dutch.

[Kruizlinx]

@SLiDEnl Hmm yes your right, i've spoken to soon without doing some research, and i'm dutch to so i'am abit ashamed, but santa is really Sinterklaas brought to north-America from Holland and Belgium and as you know those countries dont really have 1 main religion, we accept pretty much all. So yeah Santa is for everyone (except for those in the song:P)

[rawrtities]

@Kruizlinx Santa (has we know him [Fatso with furry gay outfits and a white beard]) has been invented by Coca Cola for an advert.

[483091]

@rawrtities and you are ignorant little bastard seeing he existed before coco cola was thought up as a concept for a drink. seeing his origins go past the 1800's. his iconic image may have been thought up by coco cola, but the over all symbol is older than your great grand parents

[Sukkol1]

I LOVE IT

[plasticMD007]

I made this a ring tone.... :D

[BebsZOR]

Lol you all are a funny bunch. The genre of this series is forcing the staff to use subjects which create tension. An example of this is racism but, basically anything can be used. No comedion can ever make a joke otherwise.

Due to personal experience and origin cirtain people will allways be more sensitive to cirtain subjects or maybe even choise of words. It's not a commedians job to deal with it but, to work with it. Simple as that.

[AnonymousLoki]

Okay, This is FUCKING, SOUTHPARK!!!!!

everything they do is PURPOSELY OFFENSIVE because thats the way they do things on the show.

Seriously, the show's been around since '98, '99 or so and no one here has figured that out yet???

[xHappyFaceKillerx]

Im gonna sing it on christmas day :D

[bonnie641]

Racist but funny :(

[skullbatt]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Get off your heathen hindu ass and celebrate!!! LMAO!!!!!

[southXparkXfanXgirl]

I would totally do this!

Its jesus's birthday! So fucking celebrate!!

[mrweyron123]

what episode???

[artemisshock]

One of the greatest things ever created.

[APVStudios]

I'm going to learn the lyrics to this just in case I get the chance to show it off. I'm an Atheist, and I don't really care how offensive it is :D

[digitalmicetails]

merry fucking christmas to you to southpark

[XXXIMINLOXEBRIANNXXX]

merr yfucking crismas

[jacksansom20ten]

should be christmas number 1:)

merry fucking christmas all

[thetony458]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG EVER!

[DiscoBall877]

i'm so not offended so if u think i am u can just piss off.x

[oblivionfan345Tony]

I'm gonna blare this on Christmas, half my block are Shindoist and Hinduist too

[5780leo]

I like this song great video :)

[pixelisedgamer]

did someone mention racist? lol naaah more like religeonist

[emokiller907]

lol, I'm gonna sing this to my muslim family lol.

[slovan]

@emokiller907 They will kill you, infidel. 

[XM41NX786]

im offended

[not1kill]

@XM41NX786 FAG

[PantryClan]

@XM41NX786 if you're easily offended, you really shouldn't be looking up south park videos...

[DiscoBall877]

@XM41NX786 dude it's south park don't look it up if ur so offended

[camilikebobby]

@XM41NX786 Wait, wait. So you clicked on a video titled "Merry Fucking Christmas" and were expecting it NOT to be offensive? What, did you think it would be a commentary of Hello Kitty Island Adventure?

[XM41NX786]

@camilikebobby are you hard you retarded fucking prick suk my dick

[camilikebobby]

@XM41NX786 Lol  troll fails.

[DiscoBall877]

@camilikebobby lollin' XD

[483091]

@camilikebobby i clicked just to pick a fight with a person who takes their religion too far and insult others based off of their religion. i'm hoping to crush their believe with a philosophical argument :)

[overfrozen1]

@XM41NX786 i only have 5 words for ppl like u..... MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS TO YOU!!!!!!

[TheDesertRat08]

Merry fucking christmas! Garrison rules!

[preston11042]

lol the person that looks the best os kennycratman just lookaplain fat

[sskspecter]

What I love about SOuth Park is its not bias, it makes fun of everything where as Family GUy only makes fun of somethings

[marinayano]

Haha I love this, racist or not south park kicks ass

[Zwolfjuh]

haha always funny to see how southpark vids create fights about racism. you guys its suposed to be racist and if you cant handle that: just dont watch. merry chrismas.

[BaStAgE]

hey there mr shintoist merry fucking christmas

[DiscoBall877]

Mr Garrison Is So Racist But Totally Funny !! hehe

[adamchavid]

@DiscoBall877 relax

[UBERPocketweasel]

@DiscoBall877 Racist AND gay

[sobenofear1]

@DiscoBall877

Mr. Garrison isn't racist. He tells it like the way it is. Asshole! Well, he'd call you an ass hole.

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@DiscoBall877 because racism IS funny.

[483091]

@MyCrownOfWorms only in some cases, this video is one of them

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@483091 100% of the time actually.

[483091]

@MyCrownOfWorms no, its not. racism is very hurtful. if you ever been in a situation where you were the victim, you would understand

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@483091 olol, people should just stop caring about works like nigger and kike, fuck those who say otherwise, they're uptight pansies. Racism is funny and fun in all situations, I know people of a multitude of races who agree, for instance kikes, chugs, and niggers.

[483091]

@MyCrownOfWorms to some people, those words are still hurtful. not sure about some of those seeing its use is very loose, but i would take offense if some one called or referred to me as a slant

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@483091 don't really care about the feelings of little babies, quit being a baby you slant, gook.

[483091]

@MyCrownOfWorms and you sir is just a sad little bigot that probably has no friend.

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@483091 haha, I knew you were mad, quit being such a mad, uptight baby you stupid zipperhead.

[483091]

@MyCrownOfWorms then try stop being a douch. people would like you better that way

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@483091 Implying I care if you like me? Lol. I don't give a shit if people like me, they can suck my dick. I'll say as many racist, prejudice and otherwise hilarious things as I want.

[483091]

@MyCrownOfWorms then you are one sad sad lonely little man

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@483091 you are just so mad, soooo mad, you make me laugh little zippy.

[483091]

@MyCrownOfWorms and you are still a sad lonely little man. why don't you get a life or get laid. it sounds like you havn't had a good time in a long long time.

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@483091 you make me laugh now even more! Resorting to personal attacks, which is of the same level of a racist remark, you people are so easy to for into Hypocrisy.

[483091]

@MyCrownOfWorms oh, and how was that racist. virgin isn't considered a race. i never went after your race or your religion. so shut the fuck up and stop sounding like you know what you are saying cause you obviously don't. i only called you a bigot.

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@483091 I didn't say it was racist, I said it was on the same level. I didn't know chinks couldn't read, I thought you gooks were supposed to all be smart.

[483091]

@MyCrownOfWorms and you obviously dont' know how to talk. cause its not hypocrisy if i'm going after you alone. my argument is you are a bigot so you should stop talking

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@483091 Actually it is hypocrasy. Racism is both an attack on an individual, as per me calling you a gook, slant, zipperhead, etc, or an attack on a whole group. Either way it's hypocritical as per racism is an attack on ones characteristics and you are also attempting that, therefore you are no better than me you stupid fucking tape-head.

[483091]

@MyCrownOfWorms rasicsm is an attack on another person based off of race or religion. i'm just attacking you because you're a dick and you obviously don't care if no one likes you. now that you were on the receiving side of insults you dont' like how that feel now do you. so shut the fuck up and you you piece of shit that will die in a deep hole and no one would give a crap about you. if you actually do die like that, then i'm glad cause thats one less racist in the world

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@483091 and slants