Paul Mooney- UFOs

[HP8oz1P16oz]

look up mobile alabama leperchaun.black people said they saw that shit.

[DoktorSick]

@HP8oz1P16oz lol oh yeah i saw that shit !! the funniest part is that guy with the gold tooth.

[generalzod4life]

Barney and Betty Hill..one of the first and best UFO reports...

Barney was BLACK Son!

[WoodsIsHome]

squaretoe and littlepussy

[billionsofmoney298]

lmao how you vacationing and you don't have jobs

[dazeguy513]

lol bring in some more truthful white people

[est1985buckcity]

CORN BREAD MONSTER...........HAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAAA HOLD ON... OK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA HELL NAW

[saj8]

Paul Mooney is THE MAN!!!!!!!!!

[23codez]

"They fucked us".. & the dude in the background laughing, CLASSIC!

[Vash1286]

oh there was the Leprechaun lol

[fleshbayonett]

Cornbread MONSTER LOL

[freein2339]

Paul Mooney is off the hook....

[mrbrianmccarthy]

More truth from Paul Mooney.White people ARE obsessed with animals and UFO's.Its true!! I am LMFAO!!! In fact,I'd bet that many white people care more about animals than they do other people. And white people like to do crazy things around animals(Think of Steve Irwin,Jane Goodall,the lady trying to feed the Polar Bear in the zoo---just to name a few) What IS it with white people??? ; . )

[4skeleton2ofsociety0]

LMAO!

[ishigum]

Funny how I always see racist trolls on black comedian videos. You guys need a better hobby.

[aharris82]

"Nigga aliens took white family away for two weeks" LOL

[k5lta]

i love Paul Mooney man!!

[MatuArt]

You don't h ave jobs how can you be vacationing?

[caseytaniel08]

ok hes a comedian everyone calm down stop taking the shit so funny. if your white and dont like it then watch something else lol. but i guarantee. none of you would dare say he things your saying now to a black persons face. and you can comment back and say whatever you like saying you would cuz you know you wouldnt. i love white people. but the ignorant racist bitches got to go somewhere.

[Slugg329]

@caseytaniel08 True its just comedy and its hilarious but u said "I guarantee none of you would dare say the things your saying now to a black persons face".. yeah and some of the black ppl on this comment page, if they said some of the shit theyve been saying to me or my friends faces I'd fucking hit him in the face

[Enigmafly13]

@Slugg329

2 months later and i am telling you i would beat yo white ass.

[Slugg329]

@Enigmafly13 you're proving my point u stupid fuckhead.

[Enigmafly13]

@Slugg329

Stupid fuckhead you say?

Say that to my BA

[Halfbakedd69]

Bring in some more truthful white people "the Ufos took us they fucked us they took us they fucked us..

Nigga aliens abduct white people for 2 weeks

[ICANDIGUOUT]

wOw!

[VixenX4]

"big foot, square toe, little pussy" THIS MAN CRACK ME UP, but what he says is the truth.

[Smirker88]

some niggers never die, they just smell that way!

[busterdog321]

"Hey if yehall seen that lepracaun somebody say HEEEYYYYYYY"

[kjaoend]

IT's those big wide nigga hats u wear

hahaha

[Skrillazi]

"they took us they fucked us" LOL shit was hilarious

[kristallklar1]

Too bad this came out before the news coverage of the leprechaun in Mobile, AL.

[jonnyboy162]

lmfao, we lookin fo that pot of gold

[nsewx]

ask a mexican if ufo's are real, they get sightings down there too.

[BadHabit888]

..square toe and little pussy...lol

[liltd87]

@BadHabit888 the cornbread monster!

[gatforgat]

Yeeah fuck u white guys lol

[WoolleyNChizz]

i fukin hate this guy its always white this and white tht for fuk sake

[trooperjoe73]

Then why are you looking for him?

[abubakrsiddiq]

THE KING AT WORK THE GREAT PAUL MOONEY

[ri0t9]

"he had grey big ol black eye pea eyes....greens n shit hanging out his bak.." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[drgroove]

hahhahahaahahahahahh oh man

[splabnab]

pure comedy!!!!

[hnksnw]

This is not comedy, this is racism that doesn't help anyone.

[gogglezpizano15]

This is some of the funniest isht I've ever heard! LMAO!

[lovelystars07]

i saw the cornbread monester lol

[tummielvr]

now that's funny

[JOEFIXIT79]

da truth ! lol! PM

[barry770]

you niggas dont have jobs how you on vacation

[valhav]

lil pussy LMAO!!!

[yungdtownsolja2]

bigfoot square toe little pussy

[ladyphat101]

white people just always doin dam shit ku klux klan whatever dey thing they can b but fuc da them paul do your thing we deal with it so you crackers deal with. get money

[pringle36]

shut the fuck up, your dumb. cant even type. wht the kkk have to do wit anything? i think this shit is funny as fuck an im white, how do we have to deal wit it. i could turn this hsit off. kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill youself kill yoself

[tummielvr]

what?  how about you learn to spell...

[ladyphat101]

W/P AINT SHIT!!! GO PAUL

[lonewolf906]

Bring in some more truthful white people

LoL!

[atjandreau]

apparently he has not seen the leprachaun in alabama

"who else has seen da leprachaun say yeaahhhh"

[malandr0bem]

yeaahhhh!!!

[L3nch]

he did this like 15 yrs ago

[yungdtownsolja2]

that was a parody

[Frank15982]

Chupacabra? Yeah!?

[bdot83]

They took us they fucked us!! Paul is a clown.

[Zenstea]

Hey if i took u i would beat you too, I wouldn't fuck you i just beat you HA HA HA LOL LOL LOL LOL.

[stew2636]

They took us they fucked us, they took us they fucked us. They took us they beat us up those niggers beat us HA HA HA, LOL thats some funny shit Paul is the shit.

[Zenstea]

I seen a UFO once BUT IM NATIVE so i'll just keep that shit too myself. I can't cry like uall white folks! lol

[laktrax]

He had great big ole black eye pea eyes,greens and shit hanging out his back dats sum funny s...!

[youhou21]

lol,cornbread monster

[katskrach88]

I saw a ufo once. It was at a football game. It had a message on the side of it. The ufo said that I would have a good year. That year was'nt good at all. :)LOL.

[theeye7]

The cornbread monster,he had big black eyed peas eyes with collard and turnip greenshit hanging off his neck!Man that is sooo funny,i got up to just to get my equlibrium back because i laughed sooooo hard!Paul Mooney is one of my favorite comedians next to Redd Foxx,Richard Pryor,Dick Gregory,Rodney Dangerfield,George Carlin,Eddie Murphy,Dave Chappelle,Eddie Griffin,Bob Hope,Bill Cosby,Lenny Bruce,Ricky Smiley,Mike Epps and my all time favorite Bernie Mac!!Thank You All I Salute You The Greats!!

[katskrach88]

You never know, he could.

[katskrach88]

Paul your too funny. Love it!

[s2b3o]

cornbread monster lol lol!

[britt713011]

i saw the cornbread monster...black eyed pea eyes and greens and shit hanging out his back. LOL

[casseyboo89]

i neva herd of no nigga seeing no ufo's in philly on sum real shit..he right

[CaptainMoon]

mexicans see ufo's too. the aztecs and incas circulate their culture around aliens and the extraterrestials.

[clarinet636]

Um...no...they didn't...

[CaptainMoon]

yes. just look up azte ufo's. and mayan ufo's. and massive sighting during mexican elections

[clarinet636]

I'm not disputing the Mexican UFO sightings (they've happened, whether or not they were aliens or some misidentified aircraft).

I am disputing your contention that the Mayans and Aztecs (and Inca from your last post) based their mythology on extraterrestrials. There is no evidence that proves this. Directing me to some internet site is not helping your case either.

[CaptainMoon]

look at the Machu Pichu. A city with runways. Ancient runways as like for aircraft. Aircraft centuries ago? Plus, the designs and drawing in which the runways were formed where always said to be a way to impress the beings landing. I'm not sure if it was Machu Pichu but it was some place in Peru.

[clarinet636]

Runways? If you're referring to the Nazca lines, many anthropologists have proven that the natives of the time were perfectly able to build such things. The idea of ancient astronauts has been laughed out of every serious anthropology circle.

[tray99998]

did u know that every pyramid on earth was built 10,500 bc and that they line up with the stars at that time and era for every constellation in the sky check it out dats as real to the truth you can get plus on the walls in egypt they show drawings of space crafts and helicopters

[coachmo50]

tru tru

[brnleague99]

Paul is the man. I'm just a cracker, but it's no less true.

[ronarprfct]

Agreed. I don't know how much of a racist he is, but he is very funny.

[Yassinalina]

dis guy is funny

[mstiff321]

"The Cornbread Monster" LMAO!!!

[SteamingPileINC]

LMAO mooney is god

[serene443]

As usual, he is speaking truth to power!

[klepto123]

paul mo0ney is my niggga!

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

His grandfather was my grandfather's nigger. I still have the documentation framed on the wall.

[nyjets8883]

your grandma was definitely suckin those slaves horse cocks, Know your history.I bet your girlfriend wants some black cock too. (but you would never suspect it.

[EvelTwinOfSlogmaster]

Nope. My girlfriend likes a man who gets six figures a year by holding a decent job, not a nigger who gets pocket money by holding up a liquor store.

And you wanna bring up history and grandmothers, ask yours how those fire hoses felt back in the sixties. Watch her chimp out in a violent rage. Because that sistah be keepin' it real, mah nigga!

[Erika445566]

Just to let you know, Every white girl i know thinks black guys are disgusting. I hate when black guys try to say white girls like them...but i do understand your just trying to make him mad. BTW I hope the colts stomp your ass!

[Drucifer482]

@Erika445566 Believe me majority of us black men think you white women are all unattractive with your prepubescent boyish bodies. I'm let you in on a little secret...the reason we even look in your direction is to stick to the cowardly white man.

[Erika445566]

@Drucifer482 That made me lol

[Drucifer482]

@Erika445566 Just speaking the truth....it can be funny.

[Platinumlrd]

@Drucifer482 nice

[kixxclub]

@Erika445566 they will say that to thier friends, i know one who said that but wound up marrying one, cant trust what white people say all the time, ask the indians

[Erika445566]

@kixxclub Damn..getting replies from a yr old comment heh. Listen nigger, no one cares what u say. Bai

[Erika445566]

lmao

[hazelenoch]

has mooney heard of barney hill or better yet credo mutwa? the first reported abduction was by a brazilian farmer antonio villas boas.

[ZebZachary]

people of all nationalities and races have seen ufo's, and continue to do so. I think Mooney was doing this jus for comic effect. either that, or he's jus mis-informed. having said that, I still think he's a very talented person.

[eccentricjr]

Its a comedy routine...in order to make u laugh, he needs to EXAGARATE.

[ZebZachary]

exactly. that is my point. exaggeration and embellishment have long been a staple of comedy acts.

[funkbrother216]

White folks do see UFO's at a higher rate than anyone else. You're all talking of exceptions to the rule. It's neither an exaggeration nor an embellishment. Hell, people can ridicule blacks all day for what we do, but we can't talk about white folk's tendancies.

[mynameisloader]

what are you talking about!? how many white comedians poke fun at black people?

I don't think I've heard a black comedian not make jokes about white people

are you from the 1950's?

[mynameisloader]

what are you talking about!? how many white comedians poke fun at black people?

I don't think I've heard a black comedian not make jokes about white people

are you from the 1950's?

[funkbrother216]

My comment was directed at ZachBaby who claims that the high likelyhood UFO sightings are form white men are no exaggeration.

[mynameisloader]

my comment was directed at the bit where you said black people are ridiculed and white people aren't.

Thats plainly not true. Except for Kramer out of seinfeld, that was just wrong.

[bboywzrd1]

"They took us and fucked us"...lolol

[batosmak]

He wrote for Pryor. Genius. We need more Mooneys.....

[madsylver]

Me and edbrown100 can shake hands!! That lil pussy piece killed me hahaha I was rollin on the floor!! Genious comic!

[UniversalBrother108]

this dude is funny

[silkmoney]

Mooney is full the truth, 100%!!!!

[vneal]

I cannot get it to play!!

[djNshen]

Paul mooney is the truth. he just tells it like it is.

[TheKnightWolf]

Hilarious

5/5

[edbrown100]

little pussy

[williamstoni]

this niggah is three funny!!!