How to torment telemarketers with one word

[crimsonbuttercup]

Great comeback for the marketer. My applauses!

[80mgstreetpharm]

If it's a chick all u gotta do is ask what color panties she has on...

[hapch100]

I hate the philippinos telemarketer.

[vaporizethis]

I usually agree with them with a few thing then I say something like "oh ok that's funny because the prophesy states..." then they hang up

[R32viper13]

When a telemarketor calls tell ur 3yearold its santa

[disneygeek12]

Dude you just got roooooolled!!!

[convoku]

hahaha the telemarketer won

[jakejeckel1000]

the 252 ppl that dont like this are the telemarketers this guy pissed off



[1330Imsobored]

That was smooth by the telemarketer xD

[ToxicHolocaust2050]

I pretend to be a burglar caught murdering the occupant of the house, Or another good one i learned from the net is to pretend to be police doing an investigation into a homicide ... 'do not hang up sir, we have traced this call and require you to answer some questions which will be recorded and may be used in a court of law ...' I LOVE TELEMARKETERS!!

[7071t6]

I say this, This Phone call is moniterd by the Federal government as a Nusence call, all calls to this number, which includes time, date, and caller id is sent to thier data base, so therefore you will also be contacted shortly to give reason's for your call.

[buggeroff9]

YES!

[dbkush]

HAHAHAHHA

[mardlinator]

yes

[romeoisha]

Lol..luv it

[xCharlie2528x]

LMFAO!!!

Man made my day ;)

[skynet116]

I would have said "do you suck cock" then he would have the correct answer when he said "YES"

[handsome748]

Wow he said ur a moron? Lmao wat a jerk

[Elvin1396]

As I read yes in the comments I hear it in my head as Fred fredburger's voice

[MW3BEAST4EVER]

yes

[999GHz]

yeeeeeeees?

[kasbolding]

Omfg that's great love it!

[ET3RN4LVET3R4N13]

U got counter pwned!

[GreenCrayon360]

250 people are telemakers



[hidanheartjashin]

lol



[badvenom19]

ive had people do that to me so many times, Its frustrating

[sirsexappeal]

lmao perfect so fucking brilliant simple but genius

[noahafterclass9]

yes



[017SHAMe]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BBQPeanut]

How to make a 1:28 video over 1 word.

[turnsout689]

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?

[Forsakenworldkenny]

@turnsout689 Yes.

[G7G7S7]

yes



[MrDonkeyman721inc]

You are also a Moron.

Yes...

Ahh.. Good im just checking to put that on record.

LOL

[hearts76100]

Put on a porno movie and turn the volume way up, that generally does the trick. LOL

[DimebagsZombie]

-you're also a moron-

-let me speak to your manager-

[SlimySnail44]

@DimebagsZombie Oh my god that would be HILARIOUS XD

[MrRCChristian]

That was funny-nice going!

[OghamTheBold]

He seemed so keen 'n all - the guy is racist against people with a low intellectual capacity

[starfox991]

I like the part where he said yes

[sparklemeaw]

@starfox991 Oh yeah that bit was great!I think it was the way he said 'yes'I was like whats gonna happen next?

[Cloud9SiteModeling]

I Just Tell Them Unconfertible things like when did they lose there virginity.

-Sara

[detdadet97]

Lol telemarketers must have some fun on the job

[natvision20X]

Are you a moron? NOOOOO!

[soccerlp7]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[Twoangrymen]

yes



[rage1umr]

This video should be entitled, "How to be pwn3d by a telemarketer".

[thisismyname514]

lol i did this once but instead of saying yes i just kept talking about absolute random shit, i sang to him, he sang to me (some akon song) it was very beautiful haha- then somehow it twisted around to him asking for my facebook page and saying we were best friends now

future warning: hang up after that

[psychointheshadows]

Sound an air horn into the receiver

[nibnobsam]

At 1:13 he should have asked for his manager and formed an official complaint for calling him a moron...

[siobhan777]

LOL this was funny XD

[mewterra13]

fred fredburger would be proud of this dude YES

[MineCraftFilms]

I usually talk to telemarketers about my life problems.

Free therapy? :D

[MineCraftFilms]

0:58

the best yes

[zdubby]

LOL U GOT PWNED BY THE TELEMARKETER !!!!

[cellphonelightsaber]

At the end I'd be like..

"Absolutely."

[44445au]

I just watched a sex add by justin beiber?

[minglee97]

i like constantly saying "hello?" while theyre speaking and pretending i cant hear them :D

[golfmaniac007]

@minglee97 i'm going to try that next time. sounds like fun.

[omarAkhan92]

im a telemarketer:( if i call someone a moron ill get fired:(

[golfmaniac007]

@omarAkhan92 who cares if you get fired from a telemarketer job.  telemarketers are like bums who asks for change on the street.

[cappy6921]

i just tell em to hang on a sec, stuffs on the stove gotta turn it off , brb,,then lay the phone down and continue what i'm doing,lol.

[3kgtss]

@cappy6921 will definitely be doing this, they might call me 7 times in the next hour thou

[albertriera777]

only one word : NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[murderousmandarin]

all you jerks saying end it quicker by hanging up, he didnt wanna hang up, he wanted to be a dickhead to them... problem solved...

[JokerMan299]

Haha at the end after he hangs up he's like "yes!"

[IzzWizzWillRule]

should rick roll them

[tomcat1fication]

id give the phone to my 4 year old cousin and tell her its santa

[iliveonjupiter]

Best word to say: Bazinga

[KeleentProductions]

Yes

Yes

You are also a moron

-Absolutely

[crazymike65]

I would usually recite a Billy Mays infomercial everytime a telemarketers calls.

[JasonRodzArt]

lol funny, but... people still have phones like that??? O.o

[GeicoCaveman57]

@JasonRodzArt I am going to get me one of those old rotary dial telephones. U JELLY

[oliv897]

nice one man here we jsut put them on hold whiel we get the lady of the houseold, normally play justin beiber or something on loop lols

[ShinyGlitterDoll]

LOL that telemarketer got the last word in this one!

[DjTeflan]

@ShinyGlitterDoll Yes

[MeInTheCornfield]

Personally, I start witnessing to them about how Jesus Christ changed my life... they usually don't wanna hear about that!

[bugzak47]

If telemarketer calls demand for there full name and contact details, company registration number, line managers full name and contact details, date company was started etc. basically interrogate them on their knowledge of their company they will never call back lol

[chuck2271]

fake a heart attack.. lol. or fake a brain tumor.. hehe

[TechDannyVideos]

Are you a moron?????????????

[MrFreshxKicks]

your also a moron lmfao nice

[cjjesse]

That guy on the phone is awesome!

[mhamadac]

Hahaha he called you a moron!

[awsomesupervideyos]

or just put some scary halloween music

[InSpirationRSN]

lol i just say i'll be right back, and hang up the phone l0l

[redlightmax]

@InSpirationRSN I say I'll be right back, and put the phone on mute.

[scubadaveojr]

sue the shit out of them for that, it is illegal for them to say stuff like that... to any one at any time...

[Nerf570]

@scubadaveojr I'll admit it that I deserve to be called a moron or stuff like that XD because of the things I do with them to toy with them XD I freakin deserve it....I mean thats the least they can do XDDD

[scubadaveojr]

@Nerf570 still, it is no excuse for them to take it that low, i would make sure they never get the option to call any one a "moron". i think that it is a good option to get you out of debt at their expense.

[MMLproductions1]

when they call put the phone near the toilet and poor water down and then flush it and hang up

[jabooper]

Whenever a telemarketer calls me I just stay on the phone with them asking for progressively weirder things to buy.

[blaaakaru]

lmao best telemarketer EVER!

[netherkev]

lol yes



[Malcrosternus]

Yes!

[Myspaz3]

242 people are telemarketers...

[YoDerik123]

907!?!? THATS ALASKA!!!

[brianchris4]

In reality, this guy could have been sued for harassment for calling the guy a moron. So, while funny, I'm not exactly sure the telemarketer could be considered the winner.

[1cme1]

@brianchris4 lol no, actually he cant. the worst he could do is sue the company if proper action wasnt taken against the employee. however if the company fired the telemarketer for it, there would be no grounds to further sue the company or telemarketer for anything.

you kids these days seem to think you can just sue people for any inconvenience and get free money out of it. it doesnt work that way.

[SocraPlaTotle]

DO THE STONE COLD WHAT!

[insaneunicorns3]

what u do to piss them off is answer in jibberish

[ryan4618521]

Hahahahaha LOL! You got PWNED by a telemarketer how embarassing.

[cheesemonkeyms]

how to end the conversation without saying a word:

HANG UP THE PHONE

[kepochi1]

@cheesemonkeyms

they usually call back

[oggmonster89]

I liked the bit when he said yes.

[taylor1654]

Mediocre films did this!

[n0morehate]

YES

[reggaegurl805]

hahahah like this vid i m gnna tell my mom to do this

[XF3ARXGHOST021]

thumbs up if u tried this yourself and got called an idiot to

[smartmegablox]

he called himself a fucking moron

[TheRegimelife]

Just Hang up the God Damn Phone already!...and order some pizza

[pinklavigne231]

"You are also a moron."

Technique proven valid.

[dlapp14]

@pinklavigne231 Thats when you answer: Fuck you, and then hang up

[trueleroix]

I have a Youtube video of a guy teaching people how to calculate physics equations in Mandarin. I like to ask them to hold on for a minute. Then I put on the audio from that video, and leave my phone on speaker. I have gotten to 8 minutes before.

[Nitroazza]

are you an actual moron?

[GreedyKingGreed]

Anyone else going to try this?

[1626Samantha]

@GreedyKingGreed yes

[keyblade19961]

@GreedyKingGreed yes XD

[Xanithlol]

He's just doing his job, don't be a dick to the poor dude

[trueleroix]

@Xanithlol I have thought about that, and I think he is a dick for doing that job, and the "poor" dude, is the guy who is just answering his telephone.

[harroon01]

how to end the convo in two words

telemarketer calls*

guy: FUCK OFF!

[TheRitva26]

@harroon01 but if u keep talking to em and reject them in the END of the call they lose valuable seconds

[Giibr4n]

@harroon01 That sounds like the best way.

[Excedrine]

I just turn my TV down low and leave my phone in front of the speaker and go fuck off for about twenty minutes. Eventually they get the hint.

Either that or I just tell them I'm not interested, and ask them to remove me from their calling list AND that of their affiliates.

[weinmanjoe]

YYEESSS!!!!

[sparky1913]

Telemarketer:' Hi. Are you interested in....." Me:Shut the H*ll up!!!" hung up phone.

[bdvezina1]

BOOOM go telemarketer

[XXxHaHaYourDeadxX]

@bdvezina1 That Comment Made My Day!

[keiran130]

i aaalwwaayyss do this lmao never gets old :P

[TheBookKeeper203]

ROFLOL!!!XD

[666Monsterxdude]

are you dumb ?

YES !

[Dr4x4guy]

when i get telemarketer calls i hit on the telemarketer " mmm you sound sexy , so what are you wearing"

[Linkman712]

Gold.

[MalformedOrgan]

why has this got an ad on it?

[robertjlo]

you should have said no to the moron

[immafreemann]

It's important to record the call. Clearly ask for the telemarketer to spell out their name and the company they work for. They will refuse usually. Clearly state "Cease and Desist" calling me. Under the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, you can bill them $1000 for a number of violation, such as calling your work calling after 8pm or before 7am [I believe] calling you at all after you tell them to cease and desist [they can write you only]. Live harassment free. See my channel

[inferno33126]

You are a resident of New York state. Yes. You are a moron. ............yes. So funny.

[iPlinkette]

usually i say either : im getting ready to put the baby down. or: oh, sorry, my parents are in the yard feeding the llamas.

[XXxHaHaYourDeadxX]

LMAO

[TheStardust12]

YES? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? yes? you are a moron.........pause..........y­es? hahha i just wanted to make sure that was on record.... i totually wanna try that man

[limalicious]

For the last question, I would have said, "No, but you are," and hung up.

[tokyotopp]

Press 8 for the check mate.

[xXHiGhFiVeXx77]

yes!

[LuckyMapleSyrup]

only a moron would answer yes to the last question.

[FreeGamingHelp]

@LuckyMapleSyrup If it helps, I get sick and tired of cursing out every telemarketer, so, yeah, jug is correct, they hate the word YES when, it's overly abused.

[thekmanzz]

Should of said no...

[shadhom]

The answer to the moron question should have been"no your mammie is'' then click.

[steviesmithrocks]

When he said your also a moron you should have said "id like to speak with your supervisor"

[Grantv228]

you moron.

[eloyex]

YESSSSSSS



[DeltaReconnaissance]

lmao! YES! 

[myvictorianow]

its a job

[TheChubaKiller]

Ah the ending is funny!

[MAX102608]

yeah...the telemarketer won by far..

[young6899]

That Guy Paints His Nails ?

[BurningHill7]

Ok so we'll send a $300 bill to your house is that fine? YES ..

Dude, don't say yes!

[SimonHDTV]

That wasn't a telemarketer....

[sims3wizz]

this is a recorded conversation , fake

[AdmiralSloth94]

How to get owned by a guy doing his job*

[Aussiegirl265]

My dad starts asking them very personal questions and they hang up.

[wrestlingis4life]

235 people are telemarketers :P

[wrestlingis4life]

thats fucking funny xD

[MisakiBlossom]

yes >:3

[SpiritaeliaWolf]

"You're also a moron"

"... ..... yes"

[parrarulz1]

well that's one way to piss off a telemarketer and make fun at them at the time lol

[boneflsh1]

my area code is 917

[hyperacti]

Telemarketer clearly won hands down. Description invalid.

[33sjrsam]

@hyperactiPoo well the caller won because he wanted a funny call and thats what he got

[Deathnotefan97]

@hyperacti Actually, while the telemarketer "won" his time was also wasted by the whole ordeal, which was the goal to begin with.

So really they both won, in a sense

[jefehbk]

Fucking with telemarketers kicks azz

[L33TH3R34P3R]

those 235 dislikes are the employees of the telemarketing company

[Mazokki1987]

Dude, i think that telemarketer just owned you!

[RoMayDrako]

Do what my roomies did, "Please hold-" ::Insert sounds that could be mistaken for two guys indulging in S&M and/or love making.::

[TheNutBuster100]

Just do what they did on the show Seinfeld.

Tell the telemarketer that you are busy and that he/she should give you their house number so you can call them later. Hopefully they will say they can't do that. Then you say Ohh, is it because you don't want random people calling you? They hopefully will answer yes. Then you say Now you know how I feel. Then you hang up. Pretty fun, I've tried it. Give it a shot!

[Bill9929]

Thumbs up if you are a moron

[BobbyRossRacing93]

@Bill9929 lol

[joshmvfx]

@Bill9929 YES...

[ToxicThePanther]

Yes! :)

[TheGoodShannon]

press 1, 4 and 6 for.... yes... YES.. YES!!!!!!