Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 6

[moustachejoker99]

Ginny's ponytails are crooked

[JamesTheStarKid]

How can they be bums if they are dicks? And I would be concerned if my girlfriends vagina was smoking a cigar or drinking a martini.

[Fairyangel24]

I would be very worried if my vagina was smoking a cigar. Is that safe?

[alex14manu]

Does anybody else think Tiffany and February seem alike?

[kagey2319]

Thumbs up if you logged into your parents account to watch this xD

[ezsrocks]

You must be wet... behind the ears... with naivetaaaay.

[StarKidPotterLove]

Thumbs up if you're not 18 :)

[casserolesaystoria]

Nope, nothing. no singing or dancing :( </3

[horsegirl2137]

@TheBeccalynn90 No that's not her real voice, she says so on her 'interview' on 'The Potion Master's Corner'. Its really funny, you should see it!

[shellywuvsyou]

I wish my vagina would sing with me.

[thesketchypeeps]

this is kindof weird but its funny does anybody LOVE a very potter musical and sequel because i do YAY :)!!!

[TheBeccalynn90]

does anyone know if thats devin's natural voice? because she does a similar voice for cho chang in AVPM. im just wondering if thats her natural voice or not

[supermaggy123]

I feel bad for watching this

[LoZHP1D]

"He's got you good, he's got you under his spell..."

(GINNY - AVPM) "...and I'm under his spell!"

[MollyKoenigStarGleek]

"I am the Old Snatch."

Favorite line in the whole thing.

[MollyKoenigStarGleek]

And by pecker I assume you're referring to a pahpah-pah-pp. . . A Cock!

[hiccuplover12]

Sigh, this is what my night is going to look like. I just started watching, now I have to see the whole thing. Let's just hope my parents don't come down, gotta keep down the laughter!

[hazelprophecy39]

@hiccuplover12 that's why i wear headphones and wait till everyone's asleep.... they'd be confused as hell if they saw this.

[216SB]

She's not gazing at the Martians: She's searching for Pigfarts!

[spngrl101]

Is the blonde in the red February?

[olgap35]

Starkid reuses so many of their lines...

[superglueisfun]

@olgap35 But it's ok because its funny

[amilliomthingstobe]

turned 18 a week ago, naturally i came back here and watched the play again without the missing parts :D haha

[CytolysisMaster]

@amilliomthingstobe LOL me too!

[Greaser616]

"You know what kid? You're alright!"

Now I know where that came from!

[HYRenee]

hmmm... did they take the age restriction off? haven't been able to watch this part on YouTube before - and what's so bad about this part, compared to the others? -3 the way Vanessa acts

[starkidbubble2000]

after i watched this i looked down and said "Hi There!" Sadly she didnt respond

[tharcblack]

"I do know what I felt... What we felt! And it's something so special that probably no one else in this entire universe has ever felt it befawr!" Please, tell me I'm not the only fan of Devin's fake southern accent xDDD

[Max5tat5]

I really hope there someone in the audience who thought a Starkid show would be ideal for a first date.

[Createox]

I expect that Lupin and Sirius are full of STDs.

[ingridogelise]

The reason it has an age restriction is probably to avoid angry parents calling like "W. T. Fuck have you done to my kid he's talking and singing to his genitals! Imma sue you!" lol

[LetsStopThisSong]

Now I wonder what happened if my genitals kept talking to other people's genitals like that xD or sang about dicks...

[LetsStopThisSong]

Well...I'm starting to wonder how my Miss Cooter would look like xD

[rotcivgu]

"And by pack guy i assume you mean a pe-pe-p-p-A COCK!" ahhahahahahhahaha

[ginarocks75]

So I put some thought into what my vagina would be if it had a personality of its own... My vagina would be as cute as Miss Cooter, but talk like the Old Snatch.

[JBicks18]

Does anyone else KIND OF wish they had their genitals on a leash so they could talk to them, and break out in random song and dance? 

[WhatsAHufflepuff]

... If Miss. Cooter took off her dress, and put her hair down... would she be de-flowered?

[loljustice31]

So when a dick gets with a lot of cooters, he's a heartbreaker, but when a cooter gets with a lot of dicks, she's nasty and old?

[will612612]

@loljustice31 Let's face it unfortunately, in our society, that's what it is. -_-

[Annon6797]

now i keep thinking what my vagina's personalitie is hahah.

[123Msalliecat]

My mom walked in on me watching this. She shook her head in disappointment and walked away.

[broccolilol]

a p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pp-p-p-p........­..... a COCK

[xCaramore]

"You know what kid? You're alright." AVPS anyone? :)

[Dracomalfoychat]

Pearl necklace. ehehehee

[RadiationViolet]

The fact that AJ Holmes wrote this song makes me laugh. I love him. xD

[Galinda28]

That old snatch needs to do some kegel exercises.

[KittyKittyGenGen]

@Hate2CreateUsernames Don't worry. You're not.

[adorkablegillian]

@Hate2CreateUsernames you are not...

[Joeyrichterisagod]

the old snacth loses his/ her cigar

[mayaissoawesome]

Hey hey hey. The Vagina has a dick too. Ever though of that! *Le Gasp!*

[RaYlEtTeHaRdY]

I can't believe that Sirius and Lupin are vaginas... Priceless.

[tillytubbie15]

You know on the starkid's website, it doesn't ask if your 18+. I only go onto Youtube for the comments, they make my day!!!!!!!!

[nostalgic90skid]

HAH. YEAH. I'M FINALLY EIGHTEEN AND NOW I CAN WATCH THIS PART. WHAT YOU GONNA DO?! <3

(Though I think I've watched this part before, how does that work?)

[setmeonfire18]

lol at 1:22 the pink tights are ripped =D

[Eunnette]

I just imagined myself having conversations with my genitalia...

[MsRachelBerry98]

@Hate2CreateUsernames I was pissed that it had a age restriction, I mean who gives a fuck about the lyrics or scenes or words, I'm thirteen and I swear of my rocker so It's nothing new, plus I'm the most dirty minded fucker you'll ever meet so again, who gives a fuck!

[TrufflesTheMushroom]

@MsRachelBerry98 Swearing so mightily at thirteen? Being 'dirty' isn't something to be proud of, or to advertise. I'm a bit older than you, and believe me, it's not 'cool' to lose your innocence early. You'll regret it later in life.

[sjcgrad2008]

@TrufflesTheMushroom thanks for saying this. i worry about youth these days. no respect for themselves anymore

[TrufflesTheMushroom]

@sjcgrad2008 Just doing my duties. <3

I'm only seventeen so I don't think I really have the authority to tell thirteen-year-olds off, but in this case I worried as well.

[will612612]

@TrufflesTheMushroom Not if it's with someone you love. x)

[TrufflesTheMushroom]

@will612612 Actually, even then as well. No sixteen-year-old truly understands love, and if one thinks so then that child is deluding themselves into being manipulated into sex. Hell, it's not even legal.

[siriusblackcheckmate]

NJSM dancing like that at 5:05 made my entire day. :D

[StigGT2]

Nic Strauss is amazing as The Old Snatch.

[loveanimegirl2144]

wtf she has the same phone as me

[bandotaku]

I think Lauren is sally!

[emilyandpollyoxo]

@bandotaku no jamie is sally

[bandotaku]

@emilyandpollyoxo Ah, yes, I was wrong. Lauren isn't in this one, which is sad.

[paramoreandselena]

Im so happy i accidentally put my age as like 20something

[HarryPotterGirlie]

I'm happy I already had another account with my age as eighteen :)

[SameeraT0912]

I made a new account just so that i could see this video since i'm not of age. :D

[kimiaaxdarling]

haha so funny how so many people here aren't of age. good to know that starkid reaches out to all ages! :)

[IStoleRonsRedVines]

I don't see why the age restriction was put on this, it's not much worse than the rest of the play. Just a whole load of hassle, most of us having to create a new account PURELY for this scene!!!!

[cooktastrophe27]

Sally's vagina is so flowerly. I love the Old Snatch XD

[waterlily214]

Was Ms.Cooter originally supposed to scream when the Old Snatch pulled up her dress...?

[Danyellatr22]

@waterlily214 I´VE always asked myself the same question XD i don´t think so XD

[PorcupinePower]

Shouldn't Tiffany and Vanessa's vagina's have shaved heads?

[MsDoyleBlah]

Oh Nick Lang :D

[DuStBuNnYpRo64]

dang Cho Chang can sing

[OMFGItsCaitlin]

@Hate2CreateUsernames I created a new email account so I could make another youtube account :')

[georgiatheninja]

i am SO GLAD i said i was over 18 on here ^^;

[andthenillshoothim]

"Oh, you must really be wet....behind the ears...with naivete!"

HAHA

[PlagueMuffin]

@Hate2CreateUsernames NOPE! :P x

[xMonte6x]

how the hell do they sing this with a straight face!

[lolimnotactually18]

@Hate2CreateUsernames lmao yeah whole new email and everything just to not miss one part of this play.

[StarshipRanger1013]

Why does that song remind me of nearly every guy I ever dated (besides the one now)!

[austywausty1]

"Lemme tell ya somethin' kid: I've seen alotta dicks in my day. I mean...a shitload of dicks."

[Hellbellshadz]

A dicks a dicks a dicks a dicks a dick

[ddc32997]

"You know something kid? Yer alright!"

Other than the fact that I saw AVPS before this: LOL hey love quoting themselves. :)

[ShandomRandom]

@Hate2CreateUsernames Yep. I totally did.

[ShandomRandom]

Is it weird that I now want to name my vagina?

[ggrocks3110]

I think the audience saw a little too much of old snatch's privates ;)

[JayJaySmithy99]

@Hate2CreateUsernames Man me too. sucks ya?

[ChrisFREAKINColfer]

I wish my vagina smoked cigars...

[n00bosity]

@Hate2CreateUsernames omg i did too. i don't even know what n00bosity means.

[ChaceHasAFace]

@Hate2CreateUsernames Don't worry, I did too

[ccchhheeennn2]

@Hate2CreateUsernames yeah I know I'M supposed to be 90 XD btw-loovee your name!XDD

[808Ladypride]

I wonder if all vaginas that aren't virgins wear pearl necklaces? I do wonder what mine looks like in human form

[MrMatto91]

Anyone ever wonder if this is what our genitles do in public?

[SetoKaibasEgo]

@MrMatto91 Only after this show... I'm now kinda worried about it lol

[dracoyoulittleshit]

i wonder if my vagina has a moustache, that would be interesting..

[hp1gw3lover]

wonder what my Miss. Cooter looks like?

[fangisfexcellent]

I started singing this song in class.

Worst. Mistake. Of. My. Life.

Mostly because I'm a lesbian...

[forwardslashAWESOME]

@fangisfexcellent your comment made my day... thanks :D

[thedudsonette]

@fangisfexcellent that made my day XD

[kurfle]

@fangisfexcellent HA! The exact same thing happened to me! xD

[hillarysklar5912]

this song must have been awkwardly fun...

[123kurlykate]

I wonder if my vag smokes a cigar...

[fangisfexcellent]

@123kurlykate only if you've screwed the entire football team.

[StrahmFan]

Me and my friend heather were talking about this in the bus and then some old lady in a pink dress comes on and i go "Look, it's your vagina." xD

[skybluesweatband]

I sometimes wonder what my vag tells my friends' vags. 0.0'

[rentluvr2078]

that Is one big cigar that vagina smokes..... ;)

[XxXkimXxX11]

"...referring to a p-p-p-p-p-p a cock." XD

[primatehunter95]

at first i wonderd what my dick would look like human but then i realised it probelry looks like joe walker ;)

[bannergal96]

@Hate2CreateUsernames

I did the same myself!! no shame in wanting to see a bunch of talking dicks and vaginas =P

[messynessie123]

yea ok so sally is ginny and joey is ron.... incest

[riverdreamsparrow]

It's okay, Devin, I can't stop thinking about Joe either. ;)

[starkidsftw]

sirius never got the dressing like a muggle thing down :P

[NenaMaiiSchatz]

Why does nobody write about how simply GREAT the old snatch is? Unfortunately, I will never again be able to watch Sirius in AVPS without those pictures in my mind... =D

[slytherinforlife]

I feel like the old snatch can't say it's her secret sauce... cause hers isn't so secret

[TheCoolguys1984]

so...is anyone else wondering if human genitalia can communicate with other human genitalia?

[LuvstepLover]

I don't know about you guys, but I want to run into Joey richter and his dick ( :



[yourstruely75]

@CareBearsALot not me! i've named mine! my friend megan helped me name her and my friend zack named my boobs.

[BoredAndBeyond]

haha, I just noticed:

the old snatch to ms. cooter: you know what kid? you're alright.

In AVPS Ron said the same thing to Harry when they first met. (:

[starkidsmith17]

My dad walked in on my watching this a few days ago and when it started saying "at the end of the day there ain't nothing like a dick." He gave me this look. Now he's always watchign what I do on the computer. I think he thinks I'm watching porn or something O.o

[JupitersDancer]

(sry i didnt finish)... to love it :) Actually i watched all the Starkid shows 3 or 4 times each :P ( 'yeah that's so cool and that's totally awesome !' )

[JupitersDancer]

Im French so I don't understand everything they say but anyway it's enough for me

[ombradellarosa]

Well...the mouth is an orifice...similar to a, shall we say, an "old snatch." That particular orifice is complaining about how often she is...occupied. By a long, cylindrical object. Freud Was Right.

[textlover321]

i hope my vagina is chinese!

[morganlizzie23]

this is gunna be SO awkward if my parents walk in.....

[XNancieRoseX]

As weird as this sounds, I actually love the idea that my vagina talks to my friend's vaginas when we sit and have coffee :L It's nice that she has something to entertain her while we're single . . .

[ombradellarosa]

Just realised the significance of the cigar Nick always has in his mouth...

[princejohnneyfan]

@ombradellarosa Well...what is it? O_O

[Korianders]

@ombradellarosa I don't, could you tell me please?

[XxSpitefulHeartsxX]

I think my vagina would be stabbing itself right now..

[iwanttowatchMAMD]

@Hate2CreateUsernames you´re not alone

[VictorieJunkie]

...this musical is creating a weird relationship between me and my vagina

[ilikepink0818]

"I haven't had that much fun since I was a tiny twat!" lol

[trekechic21]

Anyone else think Joe Walker is the dick for them?

[doglovr13]

Anyone else feel that Nick's dress may be the teeeeeensiest bit too short?

[TrollinLikeaG]

I wonder if my vag has conversation and musical numbers with random vaginas everyday...

[CoolLuzar]

"So, what was your past acting experience?"

"Um, well, I was once a Vagina in Me and My Dick. :)"

[ilessthanthreeu99]

who was waiting 4 nick 2 say "i am the old snatch" at the end?

[bindobud]

@xdragoncrest they're not just dicks. They're a bunch OF BUMS! Best line ever :P

[madanosnah]

Am I the only guy that has ever even heard of Starkid... I mean the musicals are written by college guys weren't they? This is the kind of humor that me and my friends laugh at when we are alone. I need to show them these.

[RIOTtiffanyRIOT]

@madanosnah Really? I would much rather not tell my friends about any starkid stuff, because I always quote it, and they are so confused...it's funny :3

[bethanyyxx1234]

why is there an age restriction thing on this video? xx

[thesefreaks]

@bethanyyxx1234 Really?

[rikkijonas200]

@bethanyyxx1234 do you realize what this play is about?

[dinosaRAWRus42]

Does anyone else think of Moe from The Simpsons when they hear Sirius's voice?

[eofficermusic]

No ma'am No ma'am!!!

[Talia13797]

I just realized that they co-ordinate the colour of hair of the vagina to the colour hair of the person, except Sally, because she dyes her hair.

[EvilChickFromSweden]

I really like the Vagina... Impersonation thingys whatever.

Sally is a shy, nerdy little virgin, and Ms. Cooter is a shy, innocent, and cute little virgin.

That girl in red, whatever her name is, is a slut, and Old Snatch is... well, not the most beautiful looking *cough* woman *cough* you could imagine.

[QemeH]

If I was one of the actors, I would've had SO much fun practicing my lines at home.

"Hey son, say some of yeah lines" - "Sure, how about: Once I had a dick like yours"

:D

[xdragoncrest]

so pretty much, the moral to this song is....all dicks are total dicks.

[stephanieronczka]

Ms. Cooter just PWNED the Old Snatch!!!!!!!!!

[3lizab3thSwan]

Sally's face at 8:09. We've all had that face.

Damn dicks. xD

[InuEarsForeves]

who plays the Ol' Snatch????

[cutieallyp]

@InuEarsForeves nick joespeh strauss matathia

[janice239]

@InuEarsForeves Nick Strauss

[Samiesmiles9]

If Ol' Snatch hasn't found a GUY than shes looking for a ... girl? o.O

[EvilAndBadToTheBone]

its just taken me 45 mintues and 9 attemps to make a new account just so i could watch this ¬.¬ the point?

[AnnaBananan100]

Sally has a speck of purple glitter on her face from Mopsey xD

[MorrisStegosaurus]

is it sad that i agree with old snatch about guys? :(

[darrencrissisHOT]

y is this flagged its no more inappropriate than any other part its actually less

[ilovchristine]

@zacefronlvr259 Did it ever occur to you that It was a MAMD reference in AVPS?

[jfangpercyron]

This is flagged?

Thanks Hermione...

[johnthedoe81244]

Holy cow. So I had to create an account to verify that I was over 18 to watch this part. Weird....

[butterfly2772]

"You're gazing out into space like you see a bunch of martians out there."

Nope, just the Starship Rangers headed to Pigfarts.

[HaveAnEmotasticDay]

Is the old snatch wearing the hat umbridge wears?

[stellanight666]

That's right, I'm the Old Snatch.

[CareBearsALot]

Does anyone else feel guilty that they haven't named their vaginas?