WWSD: Should I Eat This?

[feverfan420420]

That guy got hamburgered

[bunnybooties]

But your my bitch,Chance. MY BITCH!:p

[sk1238tergirl]

I love u

[DoofStar112]

That laugh <3

[sarahsmudge1316]

Joke's on you, because I can always skip through the intro. :)

[theawesomechell12]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[heyitzmaddi]

hahaha i love your laugh its so funnny(=

[chocolatenekokitty]

Chance ♥

[NootyNought]

i love swifty laugh haha so adorable! :D

[sofakingey]

I thought the WWSD stood for what would satan do at first. :O

[Courtneyyyyy1217]

"I THINK I BROKE MY ASS IN THE CAR!!!!" New catch phrase!!

[bunnybooties]

Wouldn't it be more like hottwat69?

[00madbox00]

Chance, you aren't just a bitch, you're Swifty's bitch.

[utubeman1357]

Hot twat 27 lol

[XvImaUnicornvX]

@MCRlovr333 no hes from alabama....why is it a bad thing to be from kentucky....( cuz i am..) (•_•)

[Courtneyyyyy1217]

Swifty... Why do you have so many bottles of lotion... I think you already did a video on this... :P

[guillermolara666]

so what did we learn today......i'm a bitch!! lol

[Hannibaa]

I fucking love your crazy laugh at the end. I always laugh too :3

[SoundsDusty]

"Mmnnyyeaaa myy assss mnnyyeaaa"

[skilletchick666]

fukin loved u back when ur hair was like this and ur taping in ur corner!

i fukin love u swifty!!! XD

[1blondie0]

"so what did we learb today???" "im a bitch!!!"

[markle4110]

i miss chance</3

[redlethal]

what would swifty do about these ads??

[CrEaTiVenationzz]

what would swifty do *swifty comes outta no were* me *unzips*

[tobrutal4u]

@CrEaTiVenationzz you trying to fuck swifty? bahaha XD

[CrEaTiVenationzz]

@tobrutal4u you know it

[ThomBri18]

37 inches, lol

[abbsolutebeauty]

@blueyes167 you're totally right.

[blueyes167]

your videos were so much better when u lived in alabama

[MetallicPaintXoX]

What. Happened. To. Chance!?!?!

I miss hims! (: Heheh.

[Blackrose562]

"So, what did we learn today?"

"That, I'm a bitch!" XD

[jompac1295]

dude. you do drugs. seriously

[MCRlovr333]

where r u from? Kentucky?!

[00madbox00]

@MCRlovr333 i like your username, and he's from Alabama

[MCRlovr333]

@00madbox00

oh yea ty My Chemical Romance has been my fav band for 6 yrs and even tho their new stuff is way different i still kinda like it,

and i was jw bc Swifty sounds like my sisters bf that is from Kentucky when he said oh my right here

2:06

oh wait that wasnt swifty lol ooops well where is that dude from?! lol

and ps Swifty is VERY SMEXY

[MirandaaLovessYouu]

I Love Your Accent xDD

[polkadotgal67]

i love his hair heree.. cut your hair again swifty .. :)

[JoesWayOfLife]

Loved the evolution quote.

[Gummiebearnum1]

press 9 then 8

[Yalegirl2011]

@Gummiebearnum1 Press 9 then 8 then 2 :D

[Gummiebearnum1]

@Yalegirl2011 :D!

[nanzo2000]

love you swifty your laugh is so funny

[caitlin991]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[jocy92113]

swifty must care about his hair soooo much that that is y he has moose in his bathroom

[scenexXxcorpse]

i miss how swift this swifty was.

[mismadandflabdadshow]

Ur cute

[atlroxmysox98]

ur hair is so fluffy in this vid ^ - ^

[DoofStar112]

Your laugh is AMAZING :3

[nazarethgalaxy]

chance is hot

[whenlionsfly]

Chance is AWESOME !!! XD he could win a dance competition, no problem

[VincentVanBro1]

Nice lubriderm in the bathroom.

[whenlionsfly]

@VincentVanBro1 Its SwiftKarateChop. What do you expect XD

[TheSharonas]

bitch tryin' to take my show ! haha lmao

[macbaconburger]

what did we learn today?

I'M A BITCH!!!!

[sweetnpsychoful]

Chance: a girl I never met in my life wants me to call her...What would Swifty do ??

Swifty: AAAHHHHH !!!!

Chance: Holy FUCK !!!! wtf ?? I thought I locked the fuckin door.

Swifty: Just quit.

Chance: But I thought you had a show called ask Swifty ??

Swifty: This shits really starting to fuckin hurt. I think I broke my ass in the car.

Chance: Oh I defiantly broke mine in that too.

AHAHAHA !!!! luv ya swifty, you are so yummy.

[meggypie222]

Lol Ima bitch!!!!!

[ExperimentLife]

Are you sure you don't want rocky road? No dad I don't care it's for my ass. lol

[Catalloy]

Hey you stole that asscream line from evolution =D I'll let it slide cause your awesome

[evilbunnyangoodbunny]

Why do I want to lick you Swifty?

[xXxBEASTIESxXx]

he has like 3 bottles of lubriderm in his bathroom hahaha

[ShortyAnna]

I just love your laugh haha :P

[maddykatiejonas]

i love matts fake laugh thing :]

[OrihimeK]

Chance: My name is SwiftKaChanceChop and I act like I can play the guitar but I can't... Swifty: Bahhhhhh Chance: AAAHHHHHHHHH FUCK Swifty: Bitch tried to steal my show! lol

[BandNerdJJ]

"It doesnt matter what flavor? ya sure? you..you don't want da rockehh roadddd?!?!"

[WeAsiansFly]

4:09 Ahh, the beutiful laughter of my lover. :3 <3

[Jared12890]

I said allowed what would swifty do in hopes he would appear instead my dad walked in asking for my pants ._.

[sockmonkeyful4]

i loooooovee your laugh!!

[sockmonkeyful4]

I'm swift karate chop, i can do whatever i want bitch!

[Wonderland891]

Chance needs to be in more videos.

[245ikl]

Dude whats the intro song? ;o

its so epic i wanna learn iiiiiiiiiiiiittttt :|

[iluvpeanutbutter202]

When i try to go to ur website it doesnt work! :'(

[izjakers]

i wana jack off with you swiftky..cuz cool people do it..right?

[marinsk8er]

i just asked, "what would swifty do?" and U DIDNT FALL OUT OF THE SKY!!!! i am VERY dissappointed in u swifty. but i love u :)

[teeshirtblack]

What's up with your website?

[tHePuRLeBam98]

swifty you look like my brother

[FFTLfreak4everBMD]

@tHePuRLeBam98 can I meet ur brother haha JK JK

[ItaKatPureMoonlight]

@tHePuRLeBam98 ur brother must be sexy than

[extruderofdertrude]

this hair framed swiftys face and made him look better

[dreamythedreamer]

Haha, I love your laughing.

[pollyallover]

aw i miss chance. he was funny.

[chocolatenekokitty]

I love the ringtone xDD

[chocolatenekokitty]

Im swift i can do what ever I want xDD

[laurenkiki]

"im swiftkaratechop i can do wut i want"

so true xD oh so true !

[Azuzephresh]

WHAT WOULD SWIFTY DO?

...where's swifty??

[damianblu]

am i the only one that noticed the bottle of lube in the background when he was shitting????

[naughtygoddesss]

younger swifty!! haha its kinda cute watching you from a few years ago, now ur all grown up ;P but act even crazier! fuckin love you

[SIRGAGA123]

b*tch tryna take my show!! lol

[sickysong]

Intro song?

[11voltz]

You look like...my......BROTHER?!

[PrincessMichiBitchEZ]

in the address bar. it says FUGY lmao

[CandiedSnowflakes]

CHANCE IS A BIG FAT MUTHAFUCKIN BITCH! :D

[SuperAwsomefication]

HIS LAUGH IS CONTAGIOUS!

[rtrxggg]

what is someones trapped in a burning building and says what would swifty do? then your both fucked :|

[IssyRedbird]

When he's whispering, you can tell all he's saying is "halalalahalalala" XD Oh, and the best laugh ever: 4:09 - 4:14 XD It's infectious.

[LeFukc]

Sick intro!

[kitkat1997ily]

your accent is pretty sexy!!!!

[manmandude9]

is it just me or does he look like kickflip1996???

[chexiick]

Its for my asss! i diedddd

[lyingbstrd]

SWIFTY SPAWNED GTA STYLE!!!!!

[mage2k25]

omg!!!! pause it at exactly 1:00, best face ever :)

[hayleymichelle13]

"i'm swift karate chop i can do what i want bitch" 0:52

[missmaja98]

Wait. Chance is goin to the freakin ARMEH?!? :( awwwww i liked him

[shortyshorts24]

Best. Laugh. Ever.

[trumpetdude2]

OMG OLD SWIFTY! I LOVE IT!

[DinosaurXZebra]

bitch tryn take mah show xDD

[iixShexyN3RD]

I like the second time you appear xD 

[mamaluigi01]

whats the name of the song it plays for your intro? it rocks!

[chadrichards021]

um this kinda fails because you can totally see his new cup in his cup holder :P

[TheDragunman]

carefull with don't ask don't tell being recalled

[dallasinchains1313]

what does your hair look like when it isnt straightened??

[yogini92]

Love the wayy you laughh :)

[EmSaidWhaaat]

"You can't do that xP"

"Yes I can, I am SwiftKarateChop, I can do whatever I want!"

"hahahahah"

[ACDCLives97]

theres a lot of lub in that bathroom XD

[xxxlilyxxx12]

"i think i broke my ass in the car " :D

[GreensnHamhocks]

Get an adult hair cut you would look even better

[motogsxr1121]

are your eyes blue or brown ?

[Blakeomsify]

His laugh at the end makes you wanna piss your pants cause his is so goddamn funny

[ashtimoi]

Haha the maniacal laughing was hilarious! ....this isnt a good video to watch at 12:00a.m......people were PISSED at my laughing!

[MsMaddy987]

I wish I could just say "wat would swifty do?" and you would just pop up into my room like that

[ReenuhhBabyy]

Awwe. You look so youngg.

Chance is cute.

But don't worry, you are too(;

[MoonShoesPotter28]

*cause i'm swiftkaratechop, and i can do whatever the fuck i wantttt*

[laurenandmaeve1026]

You would be reaaaaallly hot if you had a buzz cut

[jcone133]

"I'm swiftkaratechop i can do whatever i want: hahaha

[likeIneedurapprovlXD]

are you still doing ask swifty?

[likeIneedurapprovlXD]

are you still doing ask swifty?

[seventeencandles123]

swiftkaratechance

[MrsCurrin]

So, what did we learn today?

IMMA BITCH!!!!

[BlackMuffin1]

Swifty, did u notice that u appear in the bathrooms and showers of people very often?

[TheSesshydude]

Fakest voice ringtone, EVER?!?! :D

[pursefacetv]

Meh...nothing special.

I've had insomnia for a month and I'm starting to dose off thanks to the video.

Don’t get the song in the beginning much either...to lullaby for me.

Napalm Death and Mountain dew gets my cock hard.

Like a few of your other videos though.

I would pass on the ice cream thing.

Jam a popsicle up your ass.

Cures the inflamed anus too.

[johnxpaulxmusic]

"I'm SwiftKarateChop, I can do what I want bitch(:"

[KillingCarolynx]

"Im swiftkaratechop i can do whatever the fuck i want!" Hahah

[DinosaurXZebra]

BITCH TRYIN TO TAKE MAH SHOW!

[skyeeandsammsamm]

If I say "what would swifty do?" and he'd appear, I'd say it everyday ^-^

[abl951]

i love this song.finally one youtuber i know that likes my kind of music.

[SGwizard1]

@abl951 the song at the beginning is til midnight and i can send you the discography if you're interested!

[abl951]

@SGwizard1 sure why not.and thanks

[Alexechan]

best advice ever to say to a girl: Lahahahaha... hahhhaaah.

xDDD

[chimney176]

omg his face at the end when he is laughing is the best face evar

[VELDEN101]

penis

[cyclone50325]

lol'ed when I saw the lotion behind Chance's head.

[2presiousGurlz]

"My Ass!!" I started crying laughing right there! So freakin' hilarious!!

[Ashchethem]

"It's for my ass."

XDDD

[bunnybooties]

No, youre a sexy bitch!

[MsUgly666]

ITS FOR MY ASS!!!!!!

[Ourangeourgasms]

:3 I would fuck yew so hard without a condom on. <3

Teehee. :D

[nerdypoodle]

the whole bathroom scene cracked me up!!! you guys are so great.

[rachelannen]

How come chance always hits his head on that thing hangin on your closet door

[XnightmaresXendX]

I'm SwiftKarateChop, I can do whatever I want to.

[otakuran]

When he runs to the bathroom I like died laughing. :D

[bunnybooties]

Classic! One of my all time faves!

[OurInsaneProductions]

I love when u laugh swifty... Funny lol

[panicwuver521]

The car scene is my absolute favorite!!! hahahha=]

[MetallicaSkater4]

So.... What Did we learn today

Imma Bitch!!!

[flower69456]

/bitch tryin to take ma show lmao

[rejctsociety]

I THINK I BROKE MY ASS!.....ME TOO.

[ampISmyDRUGofCHOICE]

i'm swiftkaratechop, i can do what i want, bi.. *laughs*!!! haha i love you, dudes!!

[DiexToxSurvive]

"im SwiftKarateChop, i can do what i want"

lol xD

[cutie943]

i have lubrium too!!!!!! :D :D :D

[mintylemoncookie]

*singsong voice* my name is swiftchancechop and i act like i play the giutar but i canntt.... *attackks* bitch tryd 2 take my show! <3 love that part! :D

[xxxfizzybaybiixxx]

"What did we learn today?"

"I'm a bitch!"

....Excellent.

[k2wcherry101]

omg i love your laugh so much....i'd eff it....but i cant :)

[SharnnaJAM]

Swifty's laugh is awesome! :D

[adorkableperson]

lol i loved the laugh!!! =D

[Mawok666]

at 3:14 the glass on my shower is exactly the same o.O'''

[musicxandxdancing]

lol "bitch try'n to make my show"XD haha

[forandrewseyesonly]

I love this :P

[Danph77]

LOL 3:40...what would swifty do? HOLY FUCK!!! LOL

[YummyShorty]

I played the laugh over about 10 times xD xD

[AmyAlice215]

im pretty sure its real

lol

made me and my friend laugh like som uch we were like him :L i love you swifty xx

[AlchemyGirl1796]

0:49 to 0:55 you look adorable<3

[AlchemyGirl1796]

this shits really startin too hurt! i think i broke my ass in the car! well i definately burned mine in their too, XD and HOMYGOD Matt your laugh is so cute even though it was fake but it was a mixtre of fake and real but you still looked adorable :] i lovee you<3

[MxKimora]

omg Swifty ur laugh is soo cuute!!!!