[Portal 2] Corrupt Core Quotes (Space, Fact and Adventure Spheres)

[purehaloman8334]

MY NAMES NOT RIIIIIIIIIKICK!!

[JTReece3577]

bedroom

[JTReece3577]

Skyrim Space Core!

[gn626]

I just got off from playing Mass Effect 2 and I can tell that PSISpecter is wayyy off

[Ark7869]

so....Much...INFORMATION!

[xShadowOfIntentx]

What a strange place to get into an argument about physics...

Pants being invented by sailors to avoid Poseidon's wraith, lol! I love you fact sphere!

[TubaJay448]

"Marie Curie invented the THEORY of radioactivity, the TREATMENT of radioactivity, and DYING of radioactivity" that's my favorite :D

[Hisworld1234]

12, 12, 12, 12, 12, 12, 12, 12...

[killmypoptart]

its like school nooooooooooooooooo

[lookitsmyvideo]

I love watching retards argue. See below. Lets clear a few things up:

Air is matter, and does have weight, and takes up space. If it did not, you could not have things like Compressed Air....

There is also something called Antimatter. It does exist, and has negative mass.

Weight is a term relative to a specific body. What weighs 8lb on Earth, does not weigh 8lbs on the Moon.

I hope you are truly trolling @PSISpecter

[PSISpecter]

@CEClanTK Hey, I may not understand this stuff completely. But I know enough. You got me on the Helium being elements. But I do not understand how air is matter. Infact, you got me on a lot of things. I really do not care at all.

Anyway, it doesn't matter how smart you are. When you're a jerk, you're worth nothing.

And by the way, I'LL EMBARRASS MYSELF ALL I WANT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

[Hisworld1234]

@PSISpecter Air is a gas, am i right? Well there you have it. Air is matter because it has a state of matter, that being gas. In case you didn't know, there are four states of matter. Solid, Liquid, Gas, and Plasma. They are called states of matter for a reason. Not trying to be rude, just don't like to see people confused.

[PSISpecter]

@CEClanTK Something you're unaware of. The world is made up of two things. Matter and Energy. Air is not matter, as it does not take up space. It is energy. So yes, it's 0g, but that does not clarify that it does not exist. It still exists in the world as energy.

I'm saying is that weight is the measure of how much gravity an object has. Helium, having the trait of rising, has no weight, and actually weighs negative. Thus, it is impossible to consume 200lbs of helium.

[SK8ONMEDIA2012]

there's a star... star... star... star... star... Bored of space. Gotta go to space.. Oop, in space.. Getting bored of space... Wanna go to earth... Wanna go to Earth... Bored of space, wanna go home... SPAAAAAAAAACEEE

[GameStar1300]

anyone else get the lerate joke? tf2

[Kat90001]

Didnt the space sphere and Chell go to space ? And since they went there, doesn't that mean it exists

[Kat90001]

how to spell space, s-p...ace

[wyansas]

They didn't include one of the facts from the game that made me laugh: "The first man to discover that cows milk is drinkable was very thirsty."

[MrHungryRaccoon]

@wyansas 7:54 mate, it's there

[Tank35119]

Nobody cares four-eyes... If you had underwear, and a butt. I'd pull your underwear, right up your butt... best line ever XD

[DeathEaterChic16]

Star. Star. Star. Star. Star. Star. Getting bored of space.

[Rocitboi12]

let's play the hitting game.hit your head on a wall every time the Space Core says 'space'

[MrDavidPorges]

SO FUNNY

[thecpproject]

Space... space! Hey, lady. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Space.

[Darkfall998]

I love the fact core and am now blisssfully unaware that a dutch man is outside my window. His are false right?

[Rocitboi12]

@Darkfall998 some are true,some are partially true and others are highly illogical.the Dutch one is highly illogical,so it is false

[DiamondDog771]

okay...rick..his names rick...and he is round....

OKAY OKAY i got one i got one...a-hem...

RICK ROLL??

[WorthlessSix]

I don't care what people say, Nolan North is the best ^-^

[PSISpecter]

I listened to every fact the Fact Sphere had.

Just one question...

People had to consume 200 lbs. of helium to fly?...Isn't helium kinda weightless?

[PSISpecter]

When the Space core said "Go to space jail.", I said "Do not pass space go, do not collect 200 space dollars."

[DragonLcver]

I don't know which gave me a bigger headache, the space one or fact...

[xTheJuLio]

Adventure sphere was useless, I'd rather have the morality core.

[LimeWater123]

79% of fact sphere's facts are false

[MrCooli07]

Hey look, it's Nolan North.

[xXDaisukeYukiXx]

OMG!!!! I almost peed myself listening to that stupid space orb thing. SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

Almost did the same thing during the fact orb. They are found in Australians^-^. . . . In Australians? O_o Lincoln freed the slaves by sleepwalking! Who knew?! WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT WHALES AND HUMANS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! What about the Dutch? . . . I'm scared now. Go 12 and pants!

Die you adventure pig! You sexist!!!! *dies of laughter*

[Left4dead11000]

SPACE!!!!

[TheFrost554]

Fact core will forever be my favorite idiot. :D

[ojcoolj1]

@TheFrost554 ...What about Wheatley ?

[flamesofpower]

It's better than christmas, it should have its own holiday, Explosion day happy explosion day baby



[Joebro5000]

how did you get the speech without the music and stuff?

[dredful00]

THERE IS NOT SPACE CORE IT'S THE CURIOSITY CORE!!!!!!!

[TheAwsomeshadow]

wow space core really annoyed rick A LOT

[emmyrenny]

Heh heh the space core annoyed even Rick!

[Jedieaston]

THIS ROBOT OWES YOU MONEY! OWES YOU MONEY

[kickazgi]

230 words to say... fuck...

pure win

[DarkSonicProductions]

oh my god SHUT UP! XD

[mangaassasin]

the first person to prove that cow's milk was drinkable was very, very thirsty.

[Gorkuul]

According to the world's most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig!

[GlenstormCentaur]

Fact sphere at starting 3:51 is the best part!

[V2Blast]

@GlenstormCentaur Yes! Space sphere was funny for his obsession with space, but the "fact" sphere was the most entertaining for the longest time.

[266BULLDOG]

LOL! Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis. XD

[spotted3star]

that was some awesome action music adventure core

[layzrfyztcreations]

SMELL IT! S! P! ...aaACE!

[mrx255]

SSSSSSPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEE­EEEEEE

[lol2424242424]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP FACT CUBE!!!!!!!!

[DrakeLandon]

@lol2424242424 ahem, you mean fact sphere?

[lol2424242424]

@DrakeLandon yea, I messed up.

[TheSqueaks4]

people will be abducted by the dutch lol, the fact sphere is very hot, space doesnt exist, the sphereiest sphere will win....?

[TheSqueaks4]

the past tense od sergeon general is sergeon general?? I dont want him for a teacher...

[PSISpecter]

@TheSqueaks4 He said, you listen very closely, "The past tense of Sergeon General is Sergeoned General."

[invaderpopz]

I love how no one would've guessed he would ever ACTUALLY go to space. That was genius

[MonkeyDKage]

Core: Space space, WANNA GO TO SPACE :D

Me; *eye twitch*

Core: I'm in space! guilty of being in space. oh oh oh space :D

Me: *eye twitches more*

Core: Hey lady, space space space. Lady wait, space.

Me: RAAAAAAAAAAAAH *throws core at wall*

[Robbinski14]

space, space, space, space :P

Wait.. wait.. wait.. I know, I know, wait, wait, wait, lady, lady, lady.... Space.

[lamiaqueenofwrath]

I can spell it. S... P.... ACE. SPACE SPACE SPACE.

[emosewaguy]

you want to to know what i hope is in space?

Fire.

I hope you go to space and catch on fire.

[0319789]

Hey hey hey hey, space, lady, hey, wait, lady, hey, hey, space, hey, lady, hey, SPACE

[0319789]

Hey hey hey hey, space, lady, hey, where we goin?

[0319789]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[bobepuhuh]

WHERE WE GOIN?

WHERE WE GOIN?

WHERE WE GOIN?

WHERE WE GOIN?

WHERE WE GOIN?

WHERE WE GOIN?

(space i hope)

[TheTrueKildar]

"You know what I hopes in space? fire" XD

[CaptJiggles]

happy EXPLOSION day

[brooke10987]

...Black Belt + Bedroom = Good? o_o

[TheWapple8]

I think that "I'm in space" is "the cake is a lie" of portal 2. :3

[valkarie789]

curiosity core: what's that black thing up there?

space core: that's space

wheatley: uhm... excuse me I have a question to ask

intelligence core: *reciting the cake recipe and ignoring wheatley

anger core: [SNARL] [GROWL]...

rick(adventure core): this one fiesty creature

fact core: you are the morality core, am I right?

morality core: ...

[nepishcool]

My thoughts:

Space one: :3 SPAAAAACE

Facts core: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY T_T

Adventure core: Geez he sounds awesome!

[LuckyToShoot]

Thumb up if you love the space core!

[hyuganicole]

owo My favorite thing about space is space~

[turahktheterror]

ooohh oohh oohhh wats ur fav thinga about space? mine is.............SSSSSSSPPAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­ACCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!

[MasterChe1ftan]

lol 1:05 Atmosphere,black holes,a-asternauts,nebulas,J-J­-Jupiter,The Big Dipper... THE BIG DIPPER!

[NewZang274]

GUGHUGHGUHGUGHUGHUGHUGBAH I'M IN SPAACE

[lookitsmyvideo]

@LBPFan120 ilu2

[cronon94]

"humans can survive underwater...just not for very long"

[Jeonimym]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEE!!! SPAAAACCEEEE!!!! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!

xD I love that part.

[gwartard]

6:22 Wut?

[Claytonamor1031]

I'm going to name my kid Creg

[AgentH53]

#LOL The facts from fact sphere get from right to more and more ridiculous.

[HemiPowah]

Getting bored of space.

Wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth. Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home . Earth earth earth. Dont like space. too big too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth.

He spends 5 minutes saying wanna go to space.. then he wants to go home... Make up your damn mind!

[cronon94]

@HemiPowah he has the intelligence of a child

[nicky143782]

@HemiPowah Crack is one hell of a drug...

[HemiPowah]

Theres a star. Theres another one. Star. Star. Star Star star. . Getting bored of space.

[causeimboard]

hey why is it only counting my views?

[TheFunnyGamePlayer1]

space,comets,stars,galaxies,O'­rien

[richardcollins2008]

@TheFunnyGamePlayer1 space system on trial GUILTY go to space jail

[richardcollins2008]

OMG IM IN SPACE!!!!! space space wanna see me buy telescope oh no space cops!!

how many space cops gotta go space cops hey hey hey lady lady!! space space space .....space...... star star oh i know i know space SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[PACMANnot]

Now I know...Space is the meaning of life.

[EverydayTechable]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AACCCCEEEE!!!! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEE!!!*turns down volume from max*

[tashamfeges]

Getting bored in space...

[pikorar]

The Space Core isn't corrupt, he just REALLY loves space! And who wouldn't!?

[tashamfeges]

I'm the best at space.

[slayoxreaper]

SPACE!!!!!!!!!!



[RTown88]

12:58 wheezywaiter would be glad to hear of this.

[eins2001]

The space core sounds just like Chester from Sifl and Olly!!!

[kdobrolet]

Space court, Sun presiding. BAM! Guilty.

[RareAirSupply]

Wanna see me? Buy telescope...

[lookitsmyvideo]

OMGZ Its Mystery Guitar Man! I feel special.

Smosh next? ;)

[kaideka]

@lookitsmyvideo where ????

[lookitsmyvideo]

@kaideka 3 months ago he was top rated comment

[matresyoyo]

Wow, MGM commented on this video :|

[causeimboard]

playin by our own rules nah nah nah, hanging by a mountain from our fingers dun dun dun dun da

[causeimboard]

SSSPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEE­EEEEEEEE!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee i f*cking love the space core, i wish somebody made a text to speech plugin to sound like him

[ghostiegirl13]

@causeimboard exactly!!! im not the only one tht loves the space core xD

[Seonu24]

3:42 Scares my cat xDD

SPAAAAAAACCEEE!

[becketto]

Hey lady wait, lady, lady wait, wait wait, lady, lady wait... space



[KebabMannenDawg]

Ohh theres a star! Theres another one, star star star star, getting bored of space

Hahahaha

[tikifreakazoid]

Wow, Rick is awesome.

[Muzikman127]

haha you can't even hear 1/4 of this in game because of the timer. I guess the voice actor just got carried away :')

[Zimeatztacos563]

I'm the best at space

[stewieisthelord]

@Zimeatztacos563 Because you're fat

LOL jk

[kainsclouds]

5 people can't stay underwater for 28.7 minutes

[narutomaster529]

Adventure sphere is a dousche...

[Zerobk21]

"you are the first ever in space" "WHY ME SPACE" "Because you are the best ever at space" "SPAAAAACEEEE!!!!"

[f1f1s]

5 people are not in space.

[Catdemondarkness]

'Space' sounds so weird to me now.

[abrigedpyeman21]

12 12 12 12 pants

[DrGroove301]

funny, it is the same guy who voiced 'Deadpool' in Marvel vs. Capcom 3, and Nathan Drake of the Uncharted Series, Nolan North.

[EpicFunkey]

@DrGroove301 Thanks to this I want to see a Deadpool soundpack for the Adventure Core.

[totaleclipse13]

Rick!

[usernamethatneverwas]

so...the word 'space' no holds absolutely no meaning to me. at all>.<

[NomadHSH]

lamo "space, im the best at space"

[iMapleSyrupi]

LADY LADY LA-LADY LA-LADY LADY LADY LADY LADY HEY LADY

[tighebo1]

wait wait wait wait wait.....wait wait wait......lady,lady,ladyLADY lady......wanna go to space!

[bobsickle2]

"PLAYING BY OUR OWN RULES!" FUCK YEAH!! His song is now stuck in my head and I am loving it!

[citronvand]

I liked the part where he said space

[Ace4929]

Im not sure, but i think he likes space and wants to go there. Just a hunch

[ChaosDemon2]

Andromeda, Black Holes, Mars, Jupiter, SPAAAAAAACE!

[gojacketa26]

There's a star. There' another one. Star. Star. Star. Star. Star. Getting bored of space. lol!

[Booksareepic]

Epic Line : Wanna see me? Buy a telescope.

[ninjakind]

S, P, ACE!

[sammy3614]

3 people arnt black belts at karate,larate,ju jisue,kick punching,belt makeing,tai quan do, and bedroom.

[xlnqeniuz]

"Rats cannot throw up" lol.

[rugbug100]

OH! the sun... what do i say? hi? hi sun? xD or theres a star, there is another one...star...star...star...sta­r...star...star...getting bored of space BAAm BAAM BAAM BAAM BAAM take that space! and wanna go home parts are the best xD

[vonkreigen]

3 peoples dads are not space.

[cody0006]

3:16 bam bam bam oh dead space lololol

[neko7584]

i like the part where he talks about space :D

[Sticker704]

NOBODIES GOING TO SPACE MATE!

[ROMaster02]

2 people don't want to go to space.

[5of12]

TOO MUCH SPACE.

[hitmonchan2092]

turn on captions at 14:18 :D

[guitarkid177]

232 like

[WOLOwner1]

im the 230th liker

[TheTrueVekkrum]

13:46 best. line. ever!

[steve123456789101]

2 space haters

[StinInAction]

cats in a box with nerotoxin is both alive and dead. twas in comic and said by fact sphere. :3 (poor cats)

[deltanation22]

@StinInAction Shrodinger's box theory. :)

[vonkreigen]

@StinInAction It's a liiittle bit more complicated than that, but yeah, basically :D

[gamerhaaai]

Hahaah, twelve twelve twelve twelve twelve :D :D

[XSammmehX]

Ohohohohoh.... Waitwaitwait I know I know I know.. Waitwait waitwaitwiat.... I know I know.... Waitwaitwait. Space. WAITWAIT I know I know.. Waitwait.. SPACE. Ohohohohoh Gotta go SPACE!!!!! 2:00

[dragonlibrarian]

Happy Explosion Day, Gorgeous!

[Gigapivot99]

The Adventure Core is extremely hilarious lol

[Kruizlinx]

*Some points in their lives 1 on 6 children will be abducted by the dutch* 8:13 WTF? What core is this?!? Gonna check if this is true..

[pingoSPY]

@Kruizlinx fact sphere

[RockXIII]

@Kruizlinx

Thing is, Fact core lists a whole bunch of INCORRECT facts. So, no, it is not true.

[Kruizlinx]

@RockXIII lol yeah your right, but still i searched for some information and guess what.. The International Child Abduction centre is in....The Netherlands.. seems fishy to me. And i don't want to know what we did in the 17 and 18th century with the VOC in india.. seems even lies have a core of truth:)

[gamerhaaai]

@RockXIII Thing is it's corrupt.

[xaviar10]

cell phones won't give you cancer

only hepititus

[hockeybub89]

SPACE! YOU! IN IT! WE GET IT!

[MysteryGuitarMan]

Dad, I'm in space.

I'm proud of you, son!

Dad, are you space?

Yes. Now we are a family again.

[kdobrolet]

@MysteryGuitarMan That was a potentially dirty joke, XDDD

[stewieisthelord]

@MysteryGuitarMan So he's inside his father?

#GAY

[nCitoS]

Space Core= Adorable <3

Adventure Core= Chivalrous~

Fact Core= Annoying as HELL -.-

[ChrisRokers]

I got a massive headache.

[Icaner]

"HAPPY EXPLOSION DAY, GORGEOUS."

[ErureidotheGallade]

Hi, sun?

[WhySoSerious55555]

This robot owes you money! THIS ROBOT OWES! YOU! MONEY!!!

[willsbitch27]

Here come the space cops....play it cool