Left 4 Dead 2 - Best of Ellis

[wtfwarrior]

2:43 ok ... but there was a goat. Made me LMFAO so hard xD

[bananaflyer1]

Poor Ellis, always interrupted... I thought his stories were pretty interesting.

[falconstudios146]

You forgot this: Kill all sons of b!/-?&$. That's MY official instructions"

[KnewingFun]

I dont know keith but cant find the video where he dies or shit i thought he became the hunter and that is so i think but yeah

[Teamplayer881]

And Q wackey music XD

[REDspy51]

Sucks that is hat is like 1 scrap on TF2,poor Alice,I mean Ellis

[TheDeadPlayers]

Say, have anyone ever though about the possiblity of Ellis being completely out of his mind and Keith being someone he have made up in his head? Now that would have been a interesting turn of events.

[rickthegunslinger]

i wish we had time for ellis' stories.

[MsSPrescott1]

God... Keith's life sucks.

[Finkster5]

Usopp: Did I tell you about the time when me and my buddy Heracles'N were stuck on an island--

Nami: WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS, USOPP

[TheSilverWolfX9]

"I ever tell you about the time Keith made sushi? Yeah, his mom took him to a sushi place for his birthday and he didn't want to go, but he turned out he LOVED it, man. But it's like 10 bucks a su-sho in one of them places, so Keith figures, "Hey, how hard can it be to roll up some raw food in seaweed," right?

[TheSilverWolfX9]

As it turns out, it's hard. Now, they say that experience is the best teacher, and experience taught Keith that if you ever eat three pounds of raw chicken, it kills you. Now luckily, Keith's brain went into self-defense mode and started shutting organs down to head the chicken off at the pass, and the doctors were able to get 'em out before his heart stopped. But to this day, Keith has no sensation in his right foot, and doesn't recognize his own brother Paul no more."

[TheSilverWolfX9]

"This one time, my buddy Keith started up a historic tour, on account of his mom took him to Colonial Williamsburg, and it's like a license to print money at them places. Now, you might ask yourself how an honest attempt to

[TheSilverWolfX9]

recreate the majesty of Colonial times turned into raccoon fights at five bucks a pop in Keith's backyard, ha-ha. Man, the answer to that particular question is that Keith is sharing a place with his two brothers and them being assholes who wouldn't let them do it anywhere but the backyard; well, add that to Keith didn't technically have any, y'know, history to put on display, but he did have a whole family of raccoons living in the chassis of an old car and you'd begin to understand."

[TheSilverWolfX9]

"Oh, dude! That reminds me of that time my buddy Keith, he went on a diet on account of what the doctor sayin' he had to go on a diet or he'd die, so they told him he could drink nothin but them little diet shakes, but those are like five bucks a can man, and Keith is like, "Well, I aint' gonna―" (Interruption). Ah, no, man, he gained like 30 pounds, but he did invent a shitload of tasty drinks. I was always kinda partial to the Keith Kiwi Kamikaze.

[TheSilverWolfX9]

"This one time, my buddy Keith, on a DARE, got a tattoo: "I'm a moron" right across his forehead, man. 'Course, he made two hundred bucks off that, so...you ask yourself: Who's the REAL moron?"

[TheSilverWolfX9]

"I ever tell you about the time me and Keith snuck into a Tunnel of Love? Man, if you get your spit thick enough, y'see, y'all can hang a loogie off the overhang, right, so when smoochin' sons-a-bitches behind you―"

[TheSilverWolfX9]

"My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It wasn't a dare or nothin', he just got kicked out of his house. He said he NEVER saw a single ghost 'cept for this one time when a ghost stabbed him from behind and took all his money, and he might've just been a homeless guy, 'cause he had a robe on with two eyes cut out his face."

[123123halofan]

last one

BUT KIETH IS A ZOMBE! HE WAS THE TANK YOU KILLED EARLIER!

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

I want to be Ellis when I grow up.

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

I want to be Ellis when I grow up.

[Higurashi106]

tgrfuedjckxmrufdsjnrujvefkljcd It's cute when he says bitch ; v ;

[MassacreUchiha]

HES SO CUTE <3

[Tucker1149]

Best one was at 3:38.

[MrPotatoslayer]

keith is an anagram for chuck norris.

[Ringthehedgehog]

@MrPotatoslayer how?

[naruto16525]

I want to know what the rest fo the stories. I hate how they cut him off.

[randomshytFTW]

I want Keith to be in l4d 3 if they make one.

[HU4LandD9L4L]

@mechadrago5 he is Ellis and Zoey is in the L4D3 its gonna be one badass gameplay when its out XD

[anthemlog]

Keith sounds like one dumb hillbilly.

[Megalodon64]

ellis is my favorite character

[zacwashere2007]

Burns over 90% of his body 3 different times and more blade cuts over 90% of his body? wow.

[xRainbowColorzx]

I love how nobody let's Ellis finish his stories. XD

[DizzyDismuke]

omg this dude is like bubba from forest gump wich reminds me of my buddy keith cuz one time me n him was watchin' this thang on youtube

[Bioshocker96]

KEITH

[Earmsy]

coach looks pissed



[agusting2174]

maybe Keith is the nickname Eliis gives to his friend chuck norris.

[MrDelusionalPenguin]

Okay but there was a goat!

[ultimatemew12]

The last one, on the wall it said, CEDA is NOT coming. X D

[zombiegirl47]

Some of these stories sound so interesting! I WANT TO HEAR THEM, SHUT UP COACH, ROCHELLE, AND NICK!!!!!!! Holy geez! >.<

[KesoDia]

my mom used to hate left 4 dead 2 but then she watched me play a whole game and loves it because of ellis

[444Tazer]

I wish Ellis was my friend :D

[SceeAnno]

without Ellis, left for dead 2 wouldn't be the same. :) I'M NAMING MY KID ELLIS!

[zombiegirl47]

Why can't they just let Ellis talk? His stories are freaking awesome! He's just trying to impress his new friends...

[csanchez84]

The last one is the best one!

[joshdrick]

keith never dies!!!

[leonel2158]

ellis is annoying if your captions are on!!!

[MrRccx]

MUSTACHIO! HA!HA!HA!

[MrHomelessHank]

My left ear loved this!

[reversingmemories]

I get pissed when someone interrupts Ellis' stories. >:O

[gunteen8]

Kieth, is apparently, Kenny.

[answertalker54]

@gunteen8  LOL OMG I JUST REALIZED HOW TRUE THAT IS!!!!!

[ArcherXgen]

Dx Why does everyone stop his stories!? He'd be the guy who'd keep them laughing. But noooo, they gotta be grumpy. -.- Fuck you, Nick, Rochelle, and Coach. Ellis would kill the zombies with laughter.

[Th3R4nD0m1z3d]

Lol i think Ellis is referring to Keith as Chuck Norris xD

[chaosknight201]

i love ellis's story... and the song can someone telll me what this songs name is

[RedxXxSkittles]

@chaosknight201 Benny Hill, I think..

[chaosknight201]

@RedxXxSkittles no i think benny hills made the song

[CH0UCR0UTEE]

Omg, Ellis talks too much ; he's a little yokel , But gosh He's so cute & Sexy ;) .

[Hideko490]

Am I the only one who thinks Ellis is like fucking sexy? My boyfriend and I play this game together all the time and he always kills Ellis out of jealousy because i always comment how cute he is and save him from zombies! :P lol XD

[GhostPirate6]

@Hideko490 No you're not the only one. I have a big crush on Ellis.

[sonicshot55]

Ok so the pain Keith has been thorugh

- Burned twice one from fire works and one from deep fried turkey

- Eyes burned from tear gas

- Bombed

- Legs broken from car crash

- Unconcious in a man hole for a week

- Ran over by his own bummper car

- Almost drowned in the Tunnel of Love

- Attacked by a gator

I don't know who Keith is but I'd like to meet him

[CthulhuDarkLord]

@sonicshot55 I have a feeling Ellis just has a lot of friends named Keith... Or he just can't remember his friends' names so he just calls them all Keith lol.

[Shadario777]

Ellis, can't this wait?

[FrankDaTank1218]

90% of his body

[coolpizzacook]

My reaction to Keith: PHEW GOOD THING HE'S INDESTRUCTIBLE!

[Jamchanizhere]

lol Francis and Chuck norris should take some invinciblity lessons from Keith :3

[Kamakize789]

@Jamchanizhere Keith is related to Chuck Norris.. Its his Brother-in-law

[DrewM01]

RIGHT to the "Shack" stage.

Rofl!

[Familyguy812]

Holy crap, What kind of an infected would Kieth be o.o?

[LadyBug13093]

Ellis is so cute!

[LordRednal]

WTF is Keith when u need him?

[DualofChaos]

Keith can take on a tank single-handed.

[AngelofDeathFMA]

@DualofChaos I think Keith can really take down a tank with one hand! He totally PWNDS!

[residentevilnerd]

FINISH YOUR STORIES DAMN IT

[jonasthemann]

ok but there was a goat

[serprizebutseks]

whats this song called?

[jonasthemann]

@serprizebutseks benny hill theme

[sonicshot55]

Is Keith Jesus or something, it sounds like he survived alot of dangerous stuff

[jdconoly]

i ever tell u about the time me and my buddy keith and he... ellis can this wait

[diegoM027]

Bombed, Paved, burned, etc. The zombies must be too easy for him.

[leafia111]

lol, Ellis has a lot to say if you trap the survivors in the safe room

[freewillfirebox]

did i ever tell you about the time my buddie keith said he should be a surviver in left 4 dead 3 if there will ever be one? but then again gabe newal should get off his lazy ass and start making HL2ep3? man i agreed with him so much!

[terekevadexD]

Did i ever tell you my friend Ellis He Stole A Car In a Mall and Drive away and drive over zombies and shit?

[TheMasterchief1997]

did i tell you about the time my buddy keith raped my face?

ELLIS RAPE FACE

[MRxXPOPTARTxX]

Omg Keith is Chuck Norris

[amadeusdanger]

my buddy Keith and i were watching a video on youtube and he clicked on one of the comments, oh man, spam covered 90% of his body!

[silversnake4133]

Epic Ellis is Epic. ^_^

[pawel1818]

Distant Jet Engine :P

[toukie1310]

Wait a sec... I guess that was you guys... I <3 Ellis

[97spartan]

damn Ellis has Keith. francis had hate......I love valve

[Cswindle7]

Awe man I can't wait to tell Keith ether!! ;)

[dude9904]

and a goat lolol

[synjakbeta]

hilarious 5 stars

[TheGreatDragon67]

Do you guys know what suck the heads means? I did it to Keith once, and he didn't know!

[acidviper13]

My name is Keith! :D

[blt52894]

@acidviper13 omg Keith!! :P Remember that one time when u flew out that windsheild?

XDDDD

[zombiegirl47]

@acidviper13 Is your name actually Keith? Because if it is, your awesome!!!! ^_^

[NixtonV]

Poor Keith man... I wonder if he made it out?

Ellis and Nick were my favorites in this game, Zoey being my favorite from the first. The three of them and Keith should join up in L4D 3! :D

[xXxSonic4LifexXx]

L4D3 should have Zoey Ellis Keith and some guy :P

[Fatelezz]

@xXxSonic4LifexXx And Francis hating Ellis' and Keith's stories !

[aftertheballisover]

omg I was hoping someone managed to film all of these. AWESOME.

"Did I ever tell you about the time - "

"Ellis. No."

"My buddy Keith -"

"ELLIS."

"The goat -"

"ELLIS!"

[boneboy100]

dude howd you put subtitles?

[ozzyman75]

click start and go to options and turn on captions

[Tunazap]

Ellis, why are you so amazing?

[Kristoferangel]

At end of every campaing, it should add something more.... "you know it shows all that about every one in the game, and then it says how much zombies were killed, so it should say under it..":

Ellis words: 1.412.935

Or something else :D LOL

[gamerxela]

ellis talking to much is the replacment of francis ahting things

[coakisit]

he talks 2 much

Left 2 Talk

lol

[Noogai98]

The last one was best.

[Xega709]

The last dialogue was ze best.

[andyb1071]

omg keith shud be in this game he's frikin invincible

[amadeusdanger]

@andyb1071 at least 90% of him!

[RobbyL9]

@andyb1071

I think that Keith should be a player character in L4D3. And I'm not the only person who thinks so, obviously. I also got this really cool suggestion from someone else that I can't believe I never thought of. Have Keith tell stories about Ellis!

[andyb1071]

@RobbyL9 id play as keith all the time oh i can only imagine the fun lol

[GizmoBeam]

@RobbyL9

And clearly the other survivors face models should be Garry Oldman, Nisha Collins, and Nathan Vetterlein. The voices too.

I'm fucking serious, too. I'd play it.

[11multimedia]

@andyb1071 yeah! invisible friend he is.. :D

[11multimedia]

@andyb1071 invisible friend he is xD

[DarkJakable]

@andyb1071 What kind of zombie does Keith become when he turns? I'm not fighting that shit!

[CorporalTrelton]

@andyb1071 There's a mod that replaces Rochelle with Keith.