hey jezza this is may. he is better than u. or is he? maybe he isnt. maybe i likehammond or maybe i like tiff needell. actually i think tiff wins. i do like him
Oh, and he really had a good start on the show as well! First they showed a video were he was talking about the car he was driving and stuff, and back in the studio he was talking to Jeremy. He asked a question were he asked the audience if they agreed with him, and all of them did. Then they did the news, and he had some great comments straight away and everybody was laughing with him and his jokes. They really gave him a warm welcome! :)
I remember when James joined Top Gear for the first time (season 2, episode 1)! Jeremy told us his name and called him an idiot, lol, but who would know by that time that James would be such an amazing person? He is definetly my favourite one! :D
@MrHimuraChan at night when im scared (not rly scared at night) id have james may read me the yellowpages and id be alseep not because its boring but because his accent and the reading of jobs out there would lull me. anything james does is interesting. even walking
Is there a reason that irate Mexicans are venting their self-righteous anger here, rather than, say, at the video of that infamous news section? Apart from anything else, May is the least cheeky and offensive TG presenter and this pleasent, relaxed little video has nothing to do with that incident.
@lyubo1125 It was funny because he's talking about how sporty it is and gets passed by a scooter. Why are you being such an ass. OMG PEOPLE THESE DAYS
I don't usually like car stuff, but I find this interesting because James is telling me. If it were anyone else I'd only pretend to listen to be polite. Not that it really matters what he's saying- James can read the financial times as far as I'm concerned, as long as he's talking. This is aural sex.
if this fool continues his stupid remarks about Mexicans we have to do here is to kill and behead a British tourists visit Cancun or any other part of Mexico .... and then say "thanks james"
if you know Spanish... insulted me and my family, we not overweight, they not are lazy, we are people with professional studies and sportsmen. ...STUPID... I HATE YOU... MILLONS OF PEOPLE HATE YOU...
if this asshole continues with his stupid comments regarding the mexicans the thing we have to do here is kill some british turist visiting cancun or any other part of mexico....and then say him "thank you james"
how is he a bad driver if he sticks to 30-40mph? its james may..hes very padantic and safe yet also did like 260ish mph in a bugatti veyron so i bet nobody here has done that;)
"Sort of the countryside"???With side to side store fronts at 2:47 moments later....most definitely NOT countryside. 40 Miles to work? Your going to wear out your pretty Porsche in no time!
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May, I am coming to murder you to knock us out of our boredom trance. You make watching the grass grow sound like an appealing activity. Damn; can you give me directions to your house so I can kill you?... oh yeah you don't know! Two hundred and fifty seven mile an hour man, ha!
@6stee9 Erm... no he didn't hit 267mph... they don't say what james got to, the test driver that went after him hit 267mph, and i cba doing the math to figure out what he did so im saying 248mph lol
I know what he means about not knowing the route and just reacting to "visual stimuli". Whenever me and my friends go out cycling I'll say I have no idea which way to go and once we've got going I'll be leading them!
Captain slow is really relaxed and having a good time. Good to see that it's not all about fast cars. But still, the guy has a flight certificate, so he's an adventurer too...
kia cee'd
nico85246 2 days ago
hey jezza this is may. he is better than u. or is he? maybe he isnt. maybe i likehammond or maybe i like tiff needell. actually i think tiff wins. i do like him
Lifty4ever 2 weeks ago
James is lovely!!! Good wishes for him from Spain!!
stealsingdance 2 months ago
James got passed by a bus and a Vespa
blackinman76 2 months ago 5
james was really good when he did the moon programme and the one where he went up in the plane .
he is also good when he does the toys programme .
rob123474 2 months ago
I'm looking at getting an 86-89 911, and I'm wondering about how much he's spent on service/repairs since buying it...
markeetea 3 months ago
hff
cobolt13 4 months ago
Here comes James May and the sound quality goes bad :) Wait a minute, I wish Jeremy could comment here too :))))
irinisva 5 months ago
The Kia Cee apostrophe D
taylor6string 5 months ago
haha. I love how everyone (busses and motorcycle + a few other cars) were passing captain slow on the road.
nbaz18 6 months ago
if they ever did another starwars movie they need to cast james as c3p0
fyldths 7 months ago 6
Monrning you Majesty
ricois3 7 months ago
how did this get 101 dislikes?? it's awesome.
monkeyboy85 7 months ago 3
James May is so funny and witty!
provocase 8 months ago 2
I love how some guy on a moped over takes him at the start. Totally sums up Captain Slow to a T lol.
TalesOfWar 8 months ago 3
awesome porsche!
guguigugu 8 months ago
Oh, and he really had a good start on the show as well! First they showed a video were he was talking about the car he was driving and stuff, and back in the studio he was talking to Jeremy. He asked a question were he asked the audience if they agreed with him, and all of them did. Then they did the news, and he had some great comments straight away and everybody was laughing with him and his jokes. They really gave him a warm welcome! :)
MacGyver920 8 months ago
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I remember when James joined Top Gear for the first time (season 2, episode 1)! Jeremy told us his name and called him an idiot, lol, but who would know by that time that James would be such an amazing person? He is definetly my favourite one! :D
MacGyver920 8 months ago
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MacGyver920 8 months ago
2:12 'And a massive cock and balls' I love how he's so quaint about it, haha :)
aaronpapanos 8 months ago 2
jeremy and hammond should do this as well. driving their favorite or daily car. would love to see that top gear producers/ bbc
EricAlveal18 8 months ago 3
Oh dear, 101 snails were overtaken by James by now...
But James has always been my favorite Top Gear presenter ever since I've watched him "arranging" the shed-tools at Ground Force [*swweeeet*] ;o)
oOBubbleStreamOo 9 months ago 6
I feel like James would be great to hang out with.
jeffersonbait 10 months ago 58
@jeffersonbait yea cause even james may think sailing, RLY BORING!!!
Lifty4ever 2 weeks ago
i wanna see his house on cribs...
Midnightclub3king 10 months ago 5
James could just read the phonebook for us and it would still be interesting. My favorite presenter :)
MrHimuraChan 10 months ago 28
@MrHimuraChan at night when im scared (not rly scared at night) id have james may read me the yellowpages and id be alseep not because its boring but because his accent and the reading of jobs out there would lull me. anything james does is interesting. even walking
Lifty4ever 2 weeks ago
Is there a reason that irate Mexicans are venting their self-righteous anger here, rather than, say, at the video of that infamous news section? Apart from anything else, May is the least cheeky and offensive TG presenter and this pleasent, relaxed little video has nothing to do with that incident.
UnusualSteve 11 months ago
@UnusualSteve fuck you fuck face! Die whore!........just kidding dude
-mexican :)
dickcheese663 11 months ago
@dickcheese663 That was quite good I thought - short, sharp and to the point. Good work bud.
UnusualSteve 11 months ago 3
@lyubo1125 It was funny because he's talking about how sporty it is and gets passed by a scooter. Why are you being such an ass. OMG PEOPLE THESE DAYS
forrest225 11 months ago
Minus the right hand steer, this is the same exact Porsche that I have! 1984 Porsche 911 Carrera, red exterior, black interior.
stcroixboy1 11 months ago
2:40 and 2:48 are the same clip replayed lol I love May's dry humor lol
sentineloffreedom 11 months ago
I don't usually like car stuff, but I find this interesting because James is telling me. If it were anyone else I'd only pretend to listen to be polite. Not that it really matters what he's saying- James can read the financial times as far as I'm concerned, as long as he's talking. This is aural sex.
robesofearth 11 months ago 3
LOL i love james, but is he trying to sell the car?
BellTollsForThee 1 year ago
James you are pro
MotorsportMonkey 1 year ago
Within the first minute he gets passed by a minivan, a scooter and a bus. How the hell is this even possible in a Porsche?
Captain Slow living up to his name, I guess.
paintballwizard239 1 year ago
if this fool continues his stupid remarks about Mexicans we have to do here is to kill and behead a British tourists visit Cancun or any other part of Mexico .... and then say "thanks james"
ineverwasyourfriend 1 year ago
@ineverwasyourfriend dont you do that already?
Fuzzzboots 1 year ago
The Queen of England in Mexico is a fucking illiterate prostitutes cat! hahahaha
ineverwasyourfriend 1 year ago
@ineverwasyourfriend the queen of england visited mexico? when did this happen?
Jay91010 1 year ago
if you know Spanish... insulted me and my family, we not overweight, they not are lazy, we are people with professional studies and sportsmen. ...STUPID... I HATE YOU... MILLONS OF PEOPLE HATE YOU...
ZAZA8118 1 year ago
how ignorant british people can be?????
PersEus803 1 year ago
if this asshole continues with his stupid comments regarding the mexicans the thing we have to do here is kill some british turist visiting cancun or any other part of mexico....and then say him "thank you james"
espigeromaximo 1 year ago
@espigeromaximo You're willing to kill over a joke? Sigh... it's insane how people take things so seriously.
rspivotmaster 1 year ago
@rspivotmaster a joke? its that a joke? ooh ok nice sense of humor then!
espigeromaximo 1 year ago
Everything is faster than him, even though he's in a Porsche 911. Old, but still a porsche.
MusicAndCars1 1 year ago
Does anyone know why he waves and says, "Morning your Majesty"? Is he waving at speed cameras or something?
jaguwerforme 1 year ago
Thanks for uploading this. It's brilliant.
thejamesmayfansite 1 year ago
look at that scooter go :))
BogdanStanciuMusic 1 year ago
i had so much fun
Thespilloftroy 1 year ago
Dont like the fact you wont let iphones watch it
raver313 1 year ago
so sexy
jillanderson23 1 year ago
james may is a legend !!!
ragman317 1 year ago
captain slow is realy slow
SuperChargerdude 1 year ago
captan slow
SuperChargerdude 1 year ago
Are there videos with Jeremy and Richard as well like these?
7477238 1 year ago
There's tons of cars I want, but there's a specific few that I reaallllly want. This is one of them.
SHGBeans 1 year ago
Captain slow living up to his name: driving a porsche and still getting passed by everything at every opportunity.
dfdadude 1 year ago
james your car sounds like bolts are loose
kimbolton111 1 year ago
Is it just me or is this video really quiet?
lucrativeelfmongrel 1 year ago 4
@lucrativeelfmongrel youre goin deaf, my friend!
aboodz 1 year ago
My philosophy is "Would James May do it?"
If so then definitely don't do it.
waypastthat 1 year ago 2
his car rattles a lot
46sanjeevan 1 year ago
If I have a role model, it would be Cpt. Slow. :D
Correction, it IS Cpt. Slow! :D
rock3tcat 1 year ago
I half expected a prius.
Robertcrobertson 1 year ago
I thumbed this up.
TheWeeklyNewsVids 1 year ago
love the car facts
FerrisSloaneBueller 1 year ago
haha lol..
luckyluchtl 1 year ago
Captain Slow has nice taste of cars
TheThomasTT 1 year ago
All the wrote was Fuck him and a massive Cock and Balls :L GO CP!
PS3CRAZY96 1 year ago
i wonder how he looks with short hair
corina1036 1 year ago
@corina1036 paste this in the Youtube search box -
James May first appearance
- he has semi-short hair in the video, the only time I can remember him with hair like that
VikeifNarushi 1 year ago
@corina1036 he looks really wierd. in his passport photo his hair is VERY short. i didnt like it :-p
tiucacasar 1 year ago
how is he a bad driver if he sticks to 30-40mph? its james may..hes very padantic and safe yet also did like 260ish mph in a bugatti veyron so i bet nobody here has done that;)
ishagedurmum 1 year ago
my favorite Top Gear presenter.
8stewiegriffin 1 year ago 183
@8stewiegriffin i like richard XD but jeremy is funny as hell
misterdude718 1 year ago
i think it's hammond and not Cpt Slow that owns an old 911
SHIFTERnight 1 year ago
"Sort of the countryside"???With side to side store fronts at 2:47 moments later....most definitely NOT countryside. 40 Miles to work? Your going to wear out your pretty Porsche in no time!
RichardEllisxyz 1 year ago
@RichardEllisxyz dumb-ass..he said " they think they live in sort of a countryside" he doesn't think it is...listen
kubahobo 1 year ago
the car he is talking about is the Tata Nano
counterclockwise123 1 year ago
@counterclockwise123 No the Reasonably Priced car is a Brown Kia C'eed, not a shitty Tata
MegaMrDamo 1 year ago
I LOVE TOP GEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! :D
MultiElenor 1 year ago 5
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you ALL should see part 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 of this in the top gear website ! SOOOO FUNNY at last.
hadabenz 1 year ago
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you ALL should see part 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 of this in the top gear website ! SOOOO FUNNY at last.
hadabenz 1 year ago
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May, I am coming to murder you to knock us out of our boredom trance. You make watching the grass grow sound like an appealing activity. Damn; can you give me directions to your house so I can kill you?... oh yeah you don't know! Two hundred and fifty seven mile an hour man, ha!
Diendlen 1 year ago
@ArtemisFowl991 He's also drove at 248mph... lol
STEPHENDANERD 1 year ago
@STEPHENDANERD im quite sure he hit 267mph in the new bugatti ;)
6stee9 1 year ago
@6stee9 well he did :P
Porsche010 1 year ago
@6stee9 Erm... no he didn't hit 267mph... they don't say what james got to, the test driver that went after him hit 267mph, and i cba doing the math to figure out what he did so im saying 248mph lol
STEPHENDANERD 1 year ago
@STEPHENDANERD oyes i forgot about that he did 259MPH
6stee9 1 year ago
He drives like a girl, but I like him.
srrybunny 1 year ago
@srrybunny he drives like a MAN!
Porsche010 1 year ago
@ArtemisFowl991
dude being slow does NOT make you a bad driver
VanishingDigital 1 year ago 3
I want to get in a civil partnership with James May
gloomyoutlook 1 year ago
Beautiful car and I think it doesn't accentuate James' personality. May, please gift me that one!
shahjimish 1 year ago
I know what he means about not knowing the route and just reacting to "visual stimuli". Whenever me and my friends go out cycling I'll say I have no idea which way to go and once we've got going I'll be leading them!
CaptainAndyman 1 year ago
i lold @ part when u were talking about that gigantic picture on which people would write anything they want :]
Wargargble 1 year ago
James should really have his own vlog, haha.
Lynn15 1 year ago
Hahaha <3 JAMES MAY!!!!
10020113001 1 year ago 3
James May should have a daily vlog :D!
chutees 1 year ago 40
typical May doesn't know where to go even to his studio.
aced1592 1 year ago 2
is it just me or that car has a rather hard suspension????
Airbeam 1 year ago 3
@Airbeam he said it does
Profy00 1 year ago
@Airbeam Cars like that do for performance reasons.
matkovicha 1 year ago
:P 14 Grand for the Kia Cee'd :P i'd have May's Porsche over that thing lol for a grand more
macnerd93 1 year ago
James May is the slowest driver in the world!!! :D
0606matt 1 year ago
The new car is the KIA C'D
ExtremeNerfAssasins 1 year ago
Cee'd.
EightInchKicker 1 year ago 3
Sorry my bad
ExtremeNerfAssasins 1 year ago
whaha he is overtaken by a scooter
thegoevi 1 year ago
reminds me of somegreybloke :D
ImDrunkOnBaileys 1 year ago
James May: Slower than scooters.
i5Alex 1 year ago 4
lol at 00:29 a scooter passes him
forrest225 1 year ago 137
@forrest225 A vespa actually!!! It's prettier than the car!! :P
bboypipisdm 1 year ago
@bboypipisdm Yeah, vespas are scooters. They don't get any special class of their own.
forrest225 1 year ago
@forrest225 Believe me. Vespas aren't scooters. Especially the original models.
bboypipisdm 1 year ago
@bboypipisdm What the hell are you talking about? They haven't changed style wise very much for a while. They are all step through scooters...
forrest225 1 year ago
@forrest225 LMFAO!!!! ironic cuz hes talkin about how fast and fancy it is when he passes... lol XD
misterdude718 1 year ago
@forrest225 its captain slow...hes normally passed by baby strollers
ethownzbh 10 months ago
this dude dooo talks too much !!!
babug3unit 1 year ago
i thought he drives a porsche? or was that Hammond ?
0103ccw 1 year ago
@0103ccw he is...
f1g1t1 1 year ago
He gets overtaken by someone on a moped LOL!
pagani43 1 year ago
I fell asleep while watching!
May is great, he makes me laugh.
luciansacara 1 year ago
Captain Slow has no sense of direction.
ferrariguy1000000000 1 year ago 3
He will be a great bed time story teller
Slackerx89 1 year ago
I love when he calls out the BMW R90S motorcycle at 3:33. I own one of those.
zoltar5282 1 year ago
@zoltar5282 it wasnt the motorcycle. its the car. its blue.
TheManForeva 1 year ago
@TheManForeva No. A BMW R90S is a motorcycle.
zoltar5282 1 year ago
@zoltar5282 oh because when he called it out there was a bmw.
TheManForeva 1 year ago
0:41 overtaken by buss captain slow.
HENZEK1 1 year ago 3
Omg May! Please rev the engine or something! :P
Lushin187 1 year ago
please get an interview between James May and Neil Peart.. it´ll be a... something.
peris666 1 year ago
@EcksBawks good for you buddy. none of the other ten or so distinguishing features popped out at you tho eh
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giannipoopoopants 1 year ago
cant he fix the awful clanking noise inside his car? is'nt he a millionaire?
ragnarokek 1 year ago
Captain Slow, Jezza, and the Hamster are the coolest people on tv
sandythebear 1 year ago 3
Is it just me or that cars looks...quite uncomfortable
Delev87 1 year ago
the URL in the description is so shady.....
AMKP 1 year ago
Yay! Now that I know what car you drive, I can follow you to work every day!
killalldude 1 year ago
Oh My Lord!
James May driving the most beautiful car ever created in mankind!!!
Porsche 911 Cerrara -84 FTW!!
OnlinePlaystation 1 year ago
Yeah !!! new series !!! on time :D
k4milo900 1 year ago
Why would Capt. Slow drive a Porsche? Seems an old Citreon would do well for him.
pood57 1 year ago
i couldnt hear a thing the audio is bad
zain4cutes 1 year ago
@zain4cutes - whaaaatt??!! I can't hear you!
manoman0 1 year ago
slow down May you are going to kill yourself!
DomelBf2PL 1 year ago 3
betcha he was driving less than 10
lanedrew164 1 year ago
I wish I could hear what he was saying
adj789 1 year ago 4
@adj789 I hat to pu the speakers on max volume. Actually evrtything in my computer related to volume is on max.
Ozespreitv2 1 year ago
@Ozespreitv2 - frikkin' L-O-L =D
manoman0 1 year ago
@cs028 It would be a damm site more interesting to start with.Anyway whats wrong with having more motorcycle stuff on an automotive program?
f3aok 1 year ago
fantastic car.
peavyt15 1 year ago
He drives the same roads I drive to work on. Hammersmith and Barnes
peanuts2105 1 year ago 2
@peanuts2105 maybe thats why theres always delays
lanedrew164 1 year ago
Captain Slow ROCKS!!!
MultiSlb 1 year ago 273
"Good morning your Majesty" that was good!
ventdore 1 year ago
Does anyone know what Hammond did to the old reasonably priced car?
MRSPIKE001 1 year ago
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Captin Slow is very talkative :)
karenloves1 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Captin Slow is very talkative :)
karenloves1 1 year ago
Captin Slow is very talkative :)
karenloves1 1 year ago
Captin Slow is very talkative :)
karenloves1 1 year ago
He got passed by a bus! He really is Captain Slow!
Sports350 1 year ago
@Sports350 also by a scooter
okgo1211 1 year ago
Too bad he's not driving his JAAAAGGGG :)
Orbiter144 1 year ago
Most apathetic sentence in automotive history: "...whilst you're at the shoppes, would you mind picking me up a car?"
hulkhatepunybanner 1 year ago 2
Captain slow is really relaxed and having a good time. Good to see that it's not all about fast cars. But still, the guy has a flight certificate, so he's an adventurer too...
TMovieKlip 1 year ago
nice Porsche
machinegunmana 1 year ago
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James is such a tool. Hes Boring, too old, and never funny. GET HIM OFF THE SHOW YOU'L GET MORE RATINGS.
gigatron2008 1 year ago
wow, got passed by someone ride a scooter
agusmuharya 1 year ago
I was bored afther 16 seconds xp
AutoJuniorBelgium 1 year ago
53k on the clock.... it shakes like a mo-fo...
tyu198 1 year ago
@tyu198 it rattles cus the suspension is stiff as hell
aPyroticPunk 1 year ago 2
did he say he has a 911?? bull shit he has one a guy on a moped passed him lol
78720 1 year ago