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  • kia cee'd

  • hey jezza this is may. he is better than u. or is he? maybe he isnt. maybe i likehammond or maybe i like tiff needell. actually i think tiff wins. i do like him

  • James is lovely!!! Good wishes for him from Spain!!

  • James got passed by a bus and a Vespa

  • james was really good when he did the moon programme and the one where he went up in the plane .

    he is also good when he does the toys programme .

  • I'm looking at getting an 86-89 911, and I'm wondering about how much he's spent on service/repairs since buying it...

  • hff

  • Here comes James May and the sound quality goes bad :) Wait a minute, I wish Jeremy could comment here too :))))

  • The Kia Cee apostrophe D

  • haha. I love how everyone (busses and motorcycle + a few other cars) were passing captain slow on the road.

  • if they ever did another starwars movie they need to cast james as c3p0

  • Monrning you Majesty

  • how did this get 101 dislikes?? it's awesome.

  • James May is so funny and witty!

  • I love how some guy on a moped over takes him at the start. Totally sums up Captain Slow to a T lol.

  • awesome porsche!

  • Oh, and he really had a good start on the show as well! First they showed a video were he was talking about the car he was driving and stuff, and back in the studio he was talking to Jeremy. He asked a question were he asked the audience if they agreed with him, and all of them did. Then they did the news, and he had some great comments straight away and everybody was laughing with him and his jokes. They really gave him a warm welcome! :)

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  • 2:12 'And a massive cock and balls' I love how he's so quaint about it, haha :)

  • jeremy and hammond should do this as well. driving their favorite or daily car. would love to see that top gear producers/ bbc

  • Oh dear, 101 snails were overtaken by James by now...

    But James has always been my favorite Top Gear presenter ever since I've watched him "arranging" the shed-tools at Ground Force [*swweeeet*] ;o)

  • I feel like James would be great to hang out with.

  • @jeffersonbait yea cause even james may think sailing, RLY BORING!!!

  • i wanna see his house on cribs...

  • James could just read the phonebook for us and it would still be interesting. My favorite presenter :)

  • @MrHimuraChan at night when im scared (not rly scared at night) id have james may read me the yellowpages and id be alseep not because its boring but because his accent and the reading of jobs out there would lull me. anything james does is interesting. even walking

  • Is there a reason that irate Mexicans are venting their self-righteous anger here, rather than, say, at the video of that infamous news section? Apart from anything else, May is the least cheeky and offensive TG presenter and this pleasent, relaxed little video has nothing to do with that incident.

  • @UnusualSteve fuck you fuck face! Die whore!........just kidding dude

    -mexican :)

  • @dickcheese663 That was quite good I thought - short, sharp and to the point. Good work bud.

  • @lyubo1125 It was funny because he's talking about how sporty it is and gets passed by a scooter. Why are you being such an ass. OMG PEOPLE THESE DAYS

  • Minus the right hand steer, this is the same exact Porsche that I have! 1984 Porsche 911 Carrera, red exterior, black interior.

  • 2:40 and 2:48 are the same clip replayed lol I love May's dry humor lol

  • I don't usually like car stuff, but I find this interesting because James is telling me. If it were anyone else I'd only pretend to listen to be polite. Not that it really matters what he's saying- James can read the financial times as far as I'm concerned, as long as he's talking. This is aural sex.

  • LOL i love james, but is he trying to sell the car?

  • James you are pro

    

  • Within the first minute he gets passed by a minivan, a scooter and a bus. How the hell is this even possible in a Porsche?

    Captain Slow living up to his name, I guess.

  • if this fool continues his stupid remarks about Mexicans we have to do here is to kill and behead a British tourists visit Cancun or any other part of Mexico .... and then say "thanks james"

  • @ineverwasyourfriend dont you do that already?

  • The Queen of England in Mexico is a fucking illiterate prostitutes cat! hahahaha

  • @ineverwasyourfriend the queen of england visited mexico? when did this happen?

  • if you know Spanish... insulted me and my family, we not overweight, they not are lazy, we are people with professional studies and sportsmen. ...STUPID... I HATE YOU... MILLONS OF PEOPLE HATE YOU...

  • how ignorant british people can be?????

  • if this asshole continues with his stupid comments regarding the mexicans the thing we have to do here is kill some british turist visiting cancun or any other part of mexico....and then say him "thank you james"

  • @espigeromaximo You're willing to kill over a joke? Sigh... it's insane how people take things so seriously.

  • @rspivotmaster a joke? its that a joke? ooh ok nice sense of humor then!

  • Everything is faster than him, even though he's in a Porsche 911. Old, but still a porsche.

  • Does anyone know why he waves and says, "Morning your Majesty"? Is he waving at speed cameras or something?

  • Thanks for uploading this. It's brilliant.

  • look at that scooter go :))

  • i had so much fun

  • Dont like the fact you wont let iphones watch it

  • so sexy

  • james may is a legend !!!

  • captain slow is realy slow

  • captan slow

    

  • Are there videos with Jeremy and Richard as well like these?

  • There's tons of cars I want, but there's a specific few that I reaallllly want. This is one of them.

  • Captain slow living up to his name: driving a porsche and still getting passed by everything at every opportunity.

  • james your car sounds like bolts are loose

  • Is it just me or is this video really quiet?

  • @lucrativeelfmongrel youre goin deaf, my friend!

  • My philosophy is "Would James May do it?"

    If so then definitely don't do it.

  • his car rattles a lot

  • If I have a role model, it would be Cpt. Slow. :D

    Correction, it IS Cpt. Slow! :D

  • I half expected a prius.

  • I thumbed this up.

  • love the car facts

  • haha lol..

  • Captain Slow has nice taste of cars

  • All the wrote was Fuck him and a massive Cock and Balls :L GO CP!

  • i wonder how he looks with short hair

  • @corina1036 paste this in the Youtube search box -

    James May first appearance

    - he has semi-short hair in the video, the only time I can remember him with hair like that

  • @corina1036 he looks really wierd. in his passport photo his hair is VERY short. i didnt like it :-p

  • how is he a bad driver if he sticks to 30-40mph? its james may..hes very padantic and safe yet also did like 260ish mph in a bugatti veyron so i bet nobody here has done that;)

  • my favorite Top Gear presenter.

  • @8stewiegriffin i like richard XD but jeremy is funny as hell

  • i think it's hammond and not Cpt Slow that owns an old 911

  • "Sort of the countryside"???With side to side store fronts at 2:47 moments later....most definitely NOT countryside. 40 Miles to work? Your going to wear out your pretty Porsche in no time!

  • @RichardEllisxyz dumb-ass..he said " they think they live in sort of a countryside" he doesn't think it is...listen

  • the car he is talking about is the Tata Nano

  • @counterclockwise123 No the Reasonably Priced car is a Brown Kia C'eed, not a shitty Tata

  • I LOVE TOP GEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! :D

  • @ArtemisFowl991 He's also drove at 248mph... lol

  • @STEPHENDANERD im quite sure he hit 267mph in the new bugatti ;)

  • @6stee9 well he did :P

  • @6stee9 Erm... no he didn't hit 267mph... they don't say what james got to, the test driver that went after him hit 267mph, and i cba doing the math to figure out what he did so im saying 248mph lol

  • @STEPHENDANERD oyes i forgot about that he did 259MPH

  • He drives like a girl, but I like him.

  • @srrybunny he drives like a MAN!

  • @ArtemisFowl991

    dude being slow does NOT make you a bad driver

  • I want to get in a civil partnership with James May

  • Beautiful car and I think it doesn't accentuate James' personality. May, please gift me that one!

  • I know what he means about not knowing the route and just reacting to "visual stimuli". Whenever me and my friends go out cycling I'll say I have no idea which way to go and once we've got going I'll be leading them!

  • i lold @ part when u were talking about that gigantic picture on which people would write anything they want :]

  • James should really have his own vlog, haha.

  • Hahaha <3 JAMES MAY!!!! 

  • James May should have a daily vlog :D!

  • typical May doesn't know where to go even to his studio.

  • is it just me or that car has a rather hard suspension????

  • @Airbeam he said it does

  • @Airbeam Cars like that do for performance reasons.

  • :P 14 Grand for the Kia Cee'd :P i'd have May's Porsche over that thing lol for a grand more

  • James May is the slowest driver in the world!!! :D

  • The new car is the KIA C'D

  • Cee'd.

  • Sorry my bad

  • whaha he is overtaken by a scooter

  • reminds me of somegreybloke :D

  • James May: Slower than scooters.

  • lol at 00:29 a scooter passes him

  • @forrest225 A vespa actually!!! It's prettier than the car!! :P

  • @bboypipisdm Yeah, vespas are scooters. They don't get any special class of their own.

  • @forrest225 Believe me. Vespas aren't scooters. Especially the original models.

  • @bboypipisdm What the hell are you talking about? They haven't changed style wise very much for a while. They are all step through scooters...

  • @forrest225 LMFAO!!!! ironic cuz hes talkin about how fast and fancy it is when he passes... lol XD

  • @forrest225 its captain slow...hes normally passed by baby strollers

  • this dude dooo talks too much !!!

  • i thought he drives a porsche? or was that Hammond ?

  • @0103ccw he is...

  • He gets overtaken by someone on a moped LOL!

  • I fell asleep while watching!

    May is great, he makes me laugh.

  • Captain Slow has no sense of direction.

  • He will be a great bed time story teller

  • I love when he calls out the BMW R90S motorcycle at 3:33. I own one of those.

  • @zoltar5282 it wasnt the motorcycle. its the car. its blue.

  • @TheManForeva No. A BMW R90S is a motorcycle.

  • @zoltar5282 oh because when he called it out there was a bmw.

  • 0:41 overtaken by buss captain slow.

  • Omg May! Please rev the engine or something! :P

  • please get an interview between James May and Neil Peart.. it´ll be a... something.

  • @EcksBawks good for you buddy. none of the other ten or so distinguishing features popped out at you tho eh

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  • cant he fix the awful clanking noise inside his car? is'nt he a millionaire?

  • Captain Slow, Jezza, and the Hamster are the coolest people on tv

  • Is it just me or that cars looks...quite uncomfortable

  • the URL in the description is so shady.....

  • Yay! Now that I know what car you drive, I can follow you to work every day!

  • Oh My Lord!

    James May driving the most beautiful car ever created in mankind!!!

    Porsche 911 Cerrara -84 FTW!!

  • Yeah !!! new series !!! on time :D

  • Why would Capt. Slow drive a Porsche? Seems an old Citreon would do well for him.

  • i couldnt hear a thing the audio is bad

  • @zain4cutes - whaaaatt??!! I can't hear you!

  • slow down May you are going to kill yourself!

  • betcha he was driving less than 10

  • I wish I could hear what he was saying

  • @adj789 I hat to pu the speakers on max volume. Actually evrtything in my computer related to volume is on max.

  • @Ozespreitv2 - frikkin' L-O-L =D

  • @cs028 It would be a damm site more interesting to start with.Anyway whats wrong with having more motorcycle stuff on an automotive program?

  • fantastic car.

  • He drives the same roads I drive to work on. Hammersmith and Barnes

  • @peanuts2105 maybe thats why theres always delays

  • Captain Slow ROCKS!!! 

  • "Good morning your Majesty" that was good!

  • Does anyone know what Hammond did to the old reasonably priced car?

  • Captin Slow is very talkative :)

  • Captin Slow is very talkative :)

  • He got passed by a bus! He really is Captain Slow!

  • @Sports350 also by a scooter

  • Too bad he's not driving his JAAAAGGGG :)

  • Most apathetic sentence in automotive history: "...whilst you're at the shoppes, would you mind picking me up a car?"

  • Captain slow is really relaxed and having a good time. Good to see that it's not all about fast cars. But still, the guy has a flight certificate, so he's an adventurer too...

  • nice Porsche 

  • wow, got passed by someone ride a scooter

  • I was bored afther 16 seconds xp

  • 53k on the clock.... it shakes like a mo-fo...

  • @tyu198 it rattles cus the suspension is stiff as hell

  • did he say he has a 911?? bull shit he has one a guy on a moped passed him lol