simmons this is what i want you to do simmons yes sir sarge punch grif in the balls yes sir grif NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~ punch~ grif OW
No we go in line it goes you then me then simmons then back down to me then you me then me then me then simmons then me simmons me me simmons you simmons me me me simmons you me then me again. it make perfect sense-Sarge
Huh?Is what bad? Your memory thing getting shut off. Who shut off my memory? You did. I did what? Shut off your memory. Why do you want me to shut off my memory?No, its already shut off.What is?Your memory. Yeah, what about it. -boom-DID YOU HEAR THAT?Oh crap!OH MY GOD!What are we yelling about?I think they busted into the temple. Ooohh...Crap that sounds bad.Where's the temple?God, Don't let him talk to me anymore!(At the same time)Okay, don't talk to him.
2:26 It goes you then me then simmons then back down to me then you then me then me then simmons then me then me then simmons me... ME SIMMONS YOU SIMMONS ME ME ME SIMMONS YOU... me... then me again... IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!!!
i would love to see a 5 minute discussion between caboose and the absent minded church with no memories... and metal advent won but MRLEGENDARY came in second definitely
When Metal Advent begins his type, can anyone please tell me what song plays in the background. I am having a Deja-View as I am writing this, holy shit.
@Dommhammer721 According to Burnie's journal, since they ended Immersion, he's been writing the script. I've heard that Monty has been busy with pre-production for the past couple of months. However, I don't expect an official release date until sometime in March. Ironically, in Burnie's journal, he actually asked people what their favorite lines were in the series so he can get a sense of what we like. With this contest, it sort of answered his question.
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With the piano music in the background, renderguy's entry reminds me of the old vaudeville routines. I loved it. I thought Metal Advent's was okay, but it ran on pretty long. Longer than any other submission so far.
There always seem to be some awesome entries in each part. I know a lot of people are enthused, but the winner will probably be chosen the same way RT chose the winners for the Drunk Tank Awards.
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I love the one at 1:05 :D
fr0z3nmechanix 3 weeks ago
Anyone else notice that at 2:21 it reads "talkingai" or "Talking AI"; Gary is talking and he is one of the AIs :P
TheMadSlick 1 month ago
@ 3:23 "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MUSIC!?!?!?!?!?!"
DrMalHarkness 1 month ago
So Donut has explored almost every hole. I know i shouldn't say it but what the hell, bow chiicka bow wow.
rosserm11 1 month ago
simmons this is what i want you to do simmons yes sir sarge punch grif in the balls yes sir grif NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~ punch~ grif OW
TheMrspup2 2 months ago
3:14, what episode was this from?
NSFlorida2 2 months ago
@NSFlorida2 Near the beginning of Reconstruction . . . Episode 5
SafieLiverpool 2 months ago
LOLXD "And thus ends another meeting of the pronoun club." My fav one before Simmons tries to talk to the aliens like a gangstar. XD
Nanashi540 4 months ago 2
Best quote video ever.........of all time
rvbhigajumba 4 months ago 2
All this makes me think of now is "kerning". Look it up if you don't get it :3
bluedrgnMethy 5 months ago
DAAAAAMN~ I can see why Metal Advent won :D That was AWESOME! Like the Sarge typography RoosterTeeth did to kick off the contest ^^
KairaSol 6 months ago 2
omg i love the memory shut off interaction
CzechMate44 6 months ago 3
Sarge: DONUT!!!
Donut:yes sir?
S:Scream like a woman!!!
D:CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN DO.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
ROFLMAO!
spleefrog9 6 months ago 14
No we go in line it goes you then me then simmons then back down to me then you me then me then me then simmons then me simmons me me simmons you simmons me me me simmons you me then me again. it make perfect sense-Sarge
TheNourishedCOSMIC 7 months ago 3
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snipestorm21 7 months ago
I love the quote from the last episode from season 8 it means alot...
slashr101 7 months ago 3
My personal favorite was the one made by Renderguy.
TheldinMarks 7 months ago 3
Caboose and Church with no memory is like surround sound.
ReviewerKid90 8 months ago 4
I.aM.mE!!!!
HelloFumofu 9 months ago
"This is fucking bullshit!" Lol!!!!!!!!!!!
Texascowboy68 9 months ago 23
"simmons kiss ass at will" Lool
Texascowboy68 9 months ago
"scrillas"Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
Texascowboy68 9 months ago
ok LOL
BenBulldogJackson 9 months ago
JTEETH was my favorite
TheGreatChancho1993 9 months ago
ahhh were can i find the halloween episode
EnGaLnDFtW 9 months ago
There's only one F in Grif. Caboose's mistake.
nigahiga68 10 months ago 3
The last two submitions were probably my favourites
DeathIsEz 10 months ago
metal advent definatley won, but grif only has 1 "f"
eagle6472 10 months ago
wtf is metal advent
iSandwitchV2 11 months ago
hehe I actually know metal advent....
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smokingmonki 11 months ago
Huh?Is what bad? Your memory thing getting shut off. Who shut off my memory? You did. I did what? Shut off your memory. Why do you want me to shut off my memory?No, its already shut off.What is?Your memory. Yeah, what about it. -boom-DID YOU HEAR THAT?Oh crap!OH MY GOD!What are we yelling about?I think they busted into the temple. Ooohh...Crap that sounds bad.Where's the temple?God, Don't let him talk to me anymore!(At the same time)Okay, don't talk to him.
xWebkinzgirl1999x 11 months ago
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MetalSqueak 11 months ago
@ ( the dude who commented befor I did) those wer quotes from RvB
xboxerman89 11 months ago
@xboxerman89 before* were* (sorry, I had to do it xD)
LeeLovesEminem 11 months ago
i have no clue what that was about
nathan5972 11 months ago
whats the background music around 2:30ish?
154dawnofwar 11 months ago
@154dawnofwar "Agent Tex" by Jeff Williams, on itunes for 99 cenets
chaoscreator2698 11 months ago
Bow chicka bow wow
Dfred1996 11 months ago
I watch this every other day, just for metal advent =)
chrissjhill 1 year ago 3
were do i find the halloween special episode?
EnGaLnDFtW 1 year ago
lulzingXDXD 1 year ago
6:03 to 6:08 is my fave...
SON OF A BITCH!!!
Fran0619raven 1 year ago
People learn English all the time it aren't that hard
freekshow64 1 year ago
time isnt made out of lines, it is made out of circles...that is why clockes are round :D
DanielZecevic 1 year ago
How in the world did Advent win? I didn't really like his. The words moved too fast.
NTRememberTheName 1 year ago
whos metal advent?
TimKish4350927386 1 year ago
At 3:24 What is that song????
Lacrossgeek1 1 year ago
3:23 its the best song
stonecruel87 1 year ago
It's really well done and smart.
vilvero 1 year ago
Bow chicka bow WWWUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!
Tucker sounds a bit seasick...LOL
boeing521 1 year ago
1:56 to 2:15 what episode is that from?
TimKish4350927386 1 year ago
@TimKish4350927386 The ending of episode 58 (season 4, Familiar Surroundings)
Ihitsyou5 1 year ago
@Ihitsyou5 and whats the music from 1:04 to 3:22?
TimKish4350927386 1 year ago
@TimKish4350927386 From Rooster Teeth's "Red vs Blue Revelation Soundtrack" Song: Agent Tex
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does anyone know the name of the song in MrLegendarys clip?
1amw31rd 1 year ago
does anyone know the name of the song in MrLegendary's clip?
1amw31rd 1 year ago
Am i the only one who saw metal advent spell grif with two L's?
I bet caboose was very specific about that second L!
sonlog 1 year ago
b-i-c-h BITCH!!!
awesomeretardedvids 1 year ago
im me is in the vid in the beginning,
i have the blue flag is from the end of the vid here.
legoshayin 1 year ago
lol im ME!!!
6:16
I HAVE THE BLUE FLAG!!!
legoshayin 1 year ago
what ep is that from
yetisfeet 1 year ago
lol im ME!!!
legoshayin 1 year ago
there's no 6:38
chickengonturkey8 1 year ago
5:31 for the win!
DeamonPuppy 1 year ago
lol churches speech at 0:36 sounds like hes explaining how to take a dump XD
Finalthings91 1 year ago
@Finalthings91 your comment was the funniest thing involving that entry
HerkleTheHoboKing 1 year ago
i would love to see a 5 minute discussion between caboose and the absent minded church with no memories... and metal advent won but MRLEGENDARY came in second definitely
BIILYBOB999 1 year ago
Metal Advent for the win, lol.
YBChance1 1 year ago
how do u make this with ur kinect?
specs97 1 year ago
@specs97 it has nothing to do with kinect, its kineTIC typography
gamefreek1994 1 year ago
@specs97 lol
1amw31rd 1 year ago
52 people think that they're scheming
FightingJEDI 1 year ago
Scheree is awesome for ending with Bow Chicka Bow Wow
soulslayerBLAST 1 year ago
omg fav lines: that was the worst ever of all time Not my fault someone threw a wall in my way
DANADEGOBOOM 1 year ago
yay for metal advent :3
Pelao0o 1 year ago
Caboose's time line piece was one of the cleverest and most thoughtful things he's ever said
Spanta999 1 year ago 2
Awesome guys
MultiVegeta01 1 year ago
I love the Donutisms lol
BlckHrt141 1 year ago
Metal Advent won. Case closed. They already posted it on their site.
brawlboy3285 1 year ago 85
@brawlboy3285
link please?
Itachiroxs66 1 year ago
@Itachiroxs66 roosterteethdotcom/viewEntrydotphp?id=2936
jopefan91 1 year ago
Metal Advent was the best but I personally love the Martienne one with Tucker.
Terrormuffin88 1 year ago
Dude Metal Advents is the best.
BlckHrt141 1 year ago
When Metal Advent begins his type, can anyone please tell me what song plays in the background. I am having a Deja-View as I am writing this, holy shit.
xMoreTx 1 year ago
@xMoreTx It's the song that begins in Revelation when Tex is kicking their ass.
BlckHrt141 1 year ago
4:09 how do you spell bitch as b***
chickengonturkey8 1 year ago
What is the song at 4:21
YouArWaching 1 year ago
Metal Advent's was good, but the tucker one deserved it hands down.
L337COD4 1 year ago 3
Theres no 6:38!!
MickyDizm 1 year ago
Time isnt made out of lines it made out of circles that is why clocks are round lol
TheRedxtreme99 1 year ago
what episode is metal advent's part from?
IH8BIEBER 1 year ago
@IH8BIEBER loads of different episodes, but mainly season 3
ozzyolz 1 year ago
I am me but you didn't say you were you if u had said you were you i would have known you were you!
7777Chickmagnet 1 year ago
I am me but why didn't you say it was you!
7777Chickmagnet 1 year ago
wats that music that always comes on in the warthog?
Coolniess5670 1 year ago
TIME IS MADE OF CIRCLEZ!! :D
xboxace151 1 year ago
i wonder what the song of the red teams warthog is called
hobes9 1 year ago
Time is made out of circles.....That is why clocks are round!
Murphyr09 1 year ago
My favorite part/quote :35
Tuozz0 1 year ago
Metal advent spelled "Grif" with two ff's
Quocipher 1 year ago
OMG i found more poeple in the pronoun club
thepersononmars 1 year ago
"Donut!"
"Yes sir?"
"Scream like a woman!"
"Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan do! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
just that part makes this whole video.....
LetaleAssassino 1 year ago
You can say "bitch" but you can't spell b*****
ZergofImportance 1 year ago
The exchange between Caboose and Church about Church's memory is the funniest RVB line ever.
zoslowhand 1 year ago
That was Fucking Bullshit!
lol =p
unstopable46 1 year ago
Competitions over, just checked the site Metal Advent won. Go see for yourselves at the site
MadaxProductionz 1 year ago 2
And this is why I love RvB.
KILLERxKNIGHT1 1 year ago
for all reference metal advent starts at 1:04
wdaable 1 year ago 102
WHEN DOES METAL ADVENTS SECTION BEGIN?!?!
xPOSSUM45x 1 year ago
52 people got sarged after drinking milk out of the carton
vortex594 1 year ago
Awsome
Deathrizer312 1 year ago
The most quotable internet series out there.
ssaykcul 1 year ago 3
If rooster have teeth, then why don't they wear pants?
Maybe cause their pecker is on their face!
Ackdacka 1 year ago
Metal Advent's was totally sick. Well deserved victory.
darkmark2393 1 year ago
Nikz07's got on my fucking nerves. Spell shit right, then submit it moron.
phatpatthegolfer 1 year ago
Why can I only like it once?!?!?!?
wolfboy2221 1 year ago
Very well done
TheApplehelpGuy 1 year ago
Metal advant has the best hands down
drumersrule5 1 year ago
Official results from their website.
First: Metal_Advent
Second: wren_talonfx
Third: roeas29
Honorable Mentions: AJAXX565 and RenderGuy
This contest got me adequately hyped for season 9 and made me feel like re-watching the entire Red vs. Blue series.
overseer06 1 year ago 2
@overseer06 thank you jesus, i have been asking so many people if their was gonna be another season and no one gave me a straight answer.
Dommhammer721 1 year ago
@Dommhammer721 According to Burnie's journal, since they ended Immersion, he's been writing the script. I've heard that Monty has been busy with pre-production for the past couple of months. However, I don't expect an official release date until sometime in March. Ironically, in Burnie's journal, he actually asked people what their favorite lines were in the series so he can get a sense of what we like. With this contest, it sort of answered his question.
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ProneKills 1 year ago
Metal Advent's was definitely the best one in my opinion.
rockisalifestyle2 1 year ago
Metal Advent, well deserved victory, sir, well deserved.
mikhailkost 1 year ago
That was fucking retarded. Not that being retarded is bad. But that was bad.
magikmandan 1 year ago
@magikmandan You best be trollin.
Goggalor3579 1 year ago
1:09 - 1:19. This is my new fraze for life
kylerobertson001 1 year ago
1:04
METAL ADVENT is the winner.
SupportShotgun 1 year ago
I am the powerful....and Intellligent wizard...Morphue...max
PropagandisPandis66 1 year ago
metal advent
sayaintjimmy 1 year ago
what the fuck did i just watch?
SWEEE333EEET 1 year ago
JESUS IS THE WAY TO GOD!
JesusPaid4You 1 year ago
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TheBlueJoey 1 year ago
1)Open Google translator.
2) There you write this : ''Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty''
3) Translated from English into Vietnamese.
4) copy the Vietnamese text.
5) Now translate from Vietnamese to English. 6) Laugh :D
clifoww 1 year ago
@clifoww Lol nice one
TheJZVideos 1 year ago
I was hoping 1:05 to :57 was gonna be in there lol I miss red vs blue so much
Bigwilliehere 1 year ago
I jizzed a little bit
kylerobertson001 1 year ago
3:23 hell ya!
captainjjb84 1 year ago
what the hell was that?
TheRealMrKeg 1 year ago
time is made out of circles...... :D
jemmo23 1 year ago
5:33 SHUT UP!!
captainjjb84 1 year ago
Which episode is the one where Tucker keeps saying bow chicka wow wow?
riptide232 1 year ago
@riptide232 First episode of season 4 i believe, i dont remember the number tho lol
TTadge15 1 year ago
Metal Advent wins visual... everything, but he loses RvB 101. HOW DOES ONE SPELL GRIF'S NAME!? WITH ONE 'F'!
Metal Advent, you get an F in spelling but an A in kinetic typography!
Emessai 1 year ago
Metal Advent should win for including Gary's quote.
astralwolf4 1 year ago
the donut one and the memory church thing were my favorites.
lingling2095 1 year ago
wheres part 1?
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TriplePwnageStar 1 year ago
caboose is so fucking funny
"tch, time isnt made out of lines...its made out of circles. That is why clocks are round."
and his voice
omg im still laughing hahaha
Neylonx 1 year ago
I love typography videos. And this is my favorite show. So the two put together are awesome!
sargecaboosegriftex 1 year ago
metal advent it's the best of all so far ...both presentation and quote seleccion ... :3
Pelao0o 1 year ago
Metal Advent should win something big for that, LOVED IT!!!
bowbowyoyo 1 year ago
Morph...ue...max...
FightingJEDI 1 year ago 3
Metal Advent, MrLegendary, and Renderguy were good.
AV524 1 year ago
metal advent FTW
HavenPr0ducti0ns 1 year ago
why do none of these have O'mallay in them? he has alot of cool lines...if only i knew how to make stuff like this...
MusickRaven 1 year ago
i love how/ in metal advent the first bow ckicka bow wow goes perfectly with the song.
Darklinkrules 1 year ago
Mrlegendary was pretty good.
KisamierofRuairi 1 year ago
Does that mean red vs blue is back on
zZEDMUIRZz 1 year ago
What episode was the "Simmon's trying to act cool" thing from?
brawlboy3285 1 year ago
@brawlboy3285 I believe it is from the latest Season that you can find on their website. I'm not sure what episode for sure it is from but yea...
gamerman54 1 year ago
With the piano music in the background, renderguy's entry reminds me of the old vaudeville routines. I loved it. I thought Metal Advent's was okay, but it ran on pretty long. Longer than any other submission so far.
There always seem to be some awesome entries in each part. I know a lot of people are enthused, but the winner will probably be chosen the same way RT chose the winners for the Drunk Tank Awards.
overseer06 1 year ago
this is amazing!
storm249 1 year ago
METAL ADVENT FOR THE WIN!
TheFullMetalAlchemst 1 year ago 60
@TheFullMetalAlchemst pff, yeah except he spelled grif with 2 ff's
JackStickVideos 1 year ago
YESTERDAY IS HERE.
AnIntangibleBadge 1 year ago
metal advent
LukeWhitaker 1 year ago 2
DONUT I SAID PLAN 11.
where am i gonna get a steam roller?
iLikeLawngnomes 1 year ago
maybe they're scheming?
no scheming looks different. that's definitely plotting.
iLikeLawngnomes 1 year ago 2
caboose FTW
SarcasticShooter 1 year ago
simmons kiss ass at will!
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TheBlueJoey 1 year ago
when the mexican music came on i thought my itunes player opened up
warlocke123456 1 year ago