Minneapolis Crackhead Talkin' Shit To Cop

[CRTV1982]

How do you ensure your conviction of the offense you were charged with?

By acting like that Crackhead.

[gibbles1993]

You ever been booked in Hennepin County Jail before?

Yep.

For what?

For kickin'.... white folks azzz.

[Moonbutterfly7]

That's why they wear glasses!

[TheFETTIMagazine]

Classic!!! I'm glad this video is still on YouTube LMBAO

[lakersownyou]

What's ur name?

Faggot Ass!! LMAO

[phillipdeeznuts3]

let me slapped you upside your head

[phillipdeeznuts3]

for kickin white folks ass

[damalc]

0:22

i need your name, sir.

bitch.

how's that spelled?

b-i-c-h

LMFAO!!!

[metalreign81]

In YO PUSSSYYY

Tear yo ears off and shove em' up dey mammys'

[Patisseriebee]

Funniest thing i have EVER heard!! Yo mammy boy!

[dblockindabuildin1]

that cop got the patience of a saint lol... dickhead dickhead dickhead lol

[danielfu79]

My What? hahahahahaahaha

[IndianHill504]

HA "all of em faggot that why they wear glasses" funniest shit

[javysandoval1]

jajjajajjajajajajajja

[Phitsamay79]

i live in Minneapolis and i think this is the funniest shiet i've ever heard in ma life!!! heard in bacc in 1998. priceless!!!! 8-9-7-900 maybe(1:33 - 1:35)....LOL!!!!

[TheManofTheYear292]

omg the funniest Fin thing ive heard hes leeting that pig faggott as have it  fuck the police

[danielfu79]

"Could u tell me that again?" The cop believed him. hahahahaha

[fiirewalker07]

Where do you live sir?

In yo pussy !

Classic ! Love it !

[mnman1313]

bitch.... b...i...c...h

[richmeister1]

'bout to be a Stuuuuuuupid Mutha F&^%er

[cwolfe74]

yo mammy,my what?yo mammy boy.Have you ever been to jail before?uhhha.for what?fo kickin'white foke assess!!!!

[Luffy490]

Yo look at his neck. he take too much crack, he smoke pope and sniff everything. Yo fat neck!

[handyface]

the cop said "where do you live sir?"

the crackhead said "in your pussy"!!

Priceless!!

[koreanitalian2]

B I C H

[se7en8ight6ix1ne]

fucking crake head mofo

i can tell he is black

you can tell he is black because the way he is acting

[Boussnina]

NEW FAVORIT :D

[mojorisn1]

ahh the humanity

[5n00g1n5]

Fucking Stupid Nigger Beast Filth.

[DGNMAM2006]

you suck cock for food u queer

stain!

[IeatMsPacMan]

he said u a bitch B-I-C-H.... and i said it haha lmfao

[dmccray06]

i hate the demise of our black people but this dude was funny and i hope he got away from the hick

[s37d]

you say you hate the demise of your people, then you say something as ignorant as "i hope he got away from the hick"...hick? cop with a normal american accent being overly patient with a crackhead psycho? if you hate the demise of your people, talk like a respectable american and stop hating white people who did nothing to you

[tyson666999]

well said

[t4705mb6]

The police no longer work for the public. They work for the fascists.

Fellow US citizens join the "police' (Brown Shirts, SS) for money & the power to control innocent people. They enjoy inflicting pain & are HIGHLY selective when it comes to enforcing our over 6,000,000 "laws".

The filthy rich get "get out of jail free" cards while the poor are sent off to privately owned prisons for being addicted to government supplied drugs, work camps.

If you are poor, just TRY to get police "help".

[georgebaggy]

hahahahahaha dumb crackhead cant spell

[lisakathleen41]

Still funny after a few years! Bitch. B-I-C-H. Take me to jail, faggot ass mother fucker!

[rockyraccoon009]

only black poeple

[Duraan84]

Bitch: B-I-C-H-

[djpaulMS]

dangle thats awesome

hows that spelled? b-i-c-h

[sixonedeuce]

haha yo i live on stevens avenue on southide of tha 612, diz shyts funni as hell doe

[OLDBEATERSIX]

bich

[tatiana8745]

... omg lol get off the drugs ...

[wesleytj]

cop:where do you live

crackhead:in yo pussy cuz you got one

cop:thats not very nice

[condorlegion89]

LMAO... at the end the cop is "thank you for your cooperation" afterthe cracka ass niggahr talked so much shit to him lol

[Phitsamay79]

i live on tha southside of Minneapolis and this is the FUNNIEST SHIET EVER!!!!! 8-9-7-hundred babe!!!!!!

[Callofdoodoo]

lol what does wearing black have to do with faggots this guy is rocked out

[nikita8385]

Oh my god this has to be the funniest shit I've heard in a long time

[windycity51]

ha ha ha.

[greatersomalia]

yo mammay lol

where do you live? in your pussy if you got one.lol

[greatersomalia]

hahahhahah dude is funny as fuck.lool am cracking up. fuck what yall think of him he is funny..

[mplsridah]

be eye see ah ach.. looool

where do u live sir? in your pussy if you got one! lmao

what is your phone number? dickhead, dickhead, dickhead...

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Whats your phone number?

dickhead dickhead dickhead

[1Silvabullitt]

Actually he's porobably higher than the average balck IQ! LOL Google International IQ Table and you'll see that the av IQ in Africa is only 70.

[mplsridah]

What is your IQ, stupid? Fucking Nazi-would-be!

[1Silvabullitt]

mplsridah: So I'm a 'Nazi' for telling the truth? I guess that's about it?! LOL My IQ is well above 'retarded' which is the average African IQ on a white scale. LOL

[mplsridah]

What truth, dummy? how did you know about his IQ? did you test him? geek bastard, who's got no job but online-addiction. If i was you, I would seek help ASAP!

[1Silvabullitt]

I don't need to 'ask' him his IQ. He sounds below average to me, even for a Negro. Jamaican av IQ according to International IQ Tables is only 72. There's no reason to assume the African American IQ is any higher. So please fault my logic with your low IQ firing on all cylinders.

[mplsridah]

Who said i was African-America dummy?

get your facts right, bitch. b-i-t-c-h!

You are the one assuming, bitch!

[JAMICA2005]

Who did the research and where in africa did they do the test at? Plus you really can't trust evrything you google

[disj1987]

at 55 seconds it sounds like he says"im gonna tell thier ears off and serve it up to they mammy". What do yall think?

[disj1987]

correction: tear their ears off and serve it up to their mammy".

[Eulises43]

"all of em faggots thas why they wear glasses cuz they FAGGOTS!" ROLMAO!!!!!!

[tsartodd]

what the hell is this supposed to mean? i know that it's pointless to expect a crackhead to make sense, but what kind of sense does "all of 'em faggots that's why they wear glasses cuz they FAGGOTS!" make?!?

[brandongrimm05]

sir my dick

[TheBErogue]

BITCH! be eye sea ach

[Bexxx19]

yo mammy, how i feel about it

[smashalicous]

where you live,Sir?

In your pussy!!!

(ha-ha-ha-ha!!!)

[msbsevensixseven]

9-7-900 (Birthday)

[veronicadrisker]

I would invite him to my party for stand up comedy nite. i just love him.

[komjong]

LMAO..... This shit is hella funny!

[Hizzle10]

Black people dont disrepect police

whites does it alot

Niggaz are scared 2 go jail.

U dont hear no Black Man sayin "TAKE ME 2 JAIL". ( He wouldve get rushed by Boy'dem b4 he goes there but the crackhead merked him doe, no bullshittin). LMAO

[kjwdis]

i would like to hang with this dude hes funny as hell.if we got pulled over i would let him do the talking.

[1BadGN]

me too. lol

[pkilla2222]

Yeah you guys can smoke crack together to!!

[first011a]

hahahaha

love it!

[bizzleboy2006]

fukin gay comments like

xkidmidnightx ahahahaha nignog wtf is the point

[VenVile]

HAhahahahahaha...he is MADDDD!!!!

[stickz07]

honkey white is the ugliest nation ever befor chinese coz there ugly 2

[bfgoodrik]

was that u talking to the police on tape?

[xkidmidnightx]

ahahahaha nignog

[AshleighDaKine]

Thanks for the laugh!!! Yo mammy.

[Pfoxxy1]

As much as I hate to admit it, my father who was a preacher used 'touch me' and I've never got over it.

[peegeebgod]

what the fuck?

[sharaldson]

B I C H

[ironworkers721]

hahahahah

[sicfukc]

i live so close to minneapolis, lmfao

[Bexxx19]

shit, thats funny

[silvabullitt1]

Of course this guy's a retard, because he conforms to the stereotype of an uneducated black gentleman, that stereotype being borne out by its frequency of occurrence. GOOGLE: 'Internation IQ tabels' and look at average IQ of the African: 70. This is close to clinical retardation for a white person.

[ethiopianlover]

dickhead dickhead dickhead... check it out;b

[ThatxManxIsxInsane]

Well, I aint the classy type O' guy.

[theunknownknows]

Hey, FreeNow, don't speak for my red ass. Speak for your misanthropic self.

[GiannaStockingsEELS]

It's Monday Morning and I still got time to kill!

[TMAC33000]

He got arrested for spelling Bitch wrong. LOL!

[bangtizzy]

BITCH!... B I C H

[reachdanny]

Putting Dave C's picture up on this is not fair. That sucks!

[FreeNowBorn]

CAin killed his borther with no repentance, this is what "Racist DEVILS" do..LOL.

You sell death all day in the form of an all. You serve death to yourself, to me, You DEVILS kill the Earth, You make crazy, ass-DEVIL movies only a DEVIL would make, like stabbing an all that. We learned this here..LOL I never understood why people make such GOrey-mivies, and sell-out...I know now...DEVIL LOL

Killin the Earth, DEVIL

Killin babies, DEVIL

Racist, DEVIL

Sell the most drugs, get away wit it, DEVIL!

[FreeNowBorn]

Actually I'm glad you brought that to my attention. Because you the "Racist" is the Killer of Us. "Ya'll actually sell mor drugs then black people, lol we just get picked up more...LOL! ! and for 2, ya'll killin us from all angles. You tryna tell me that we went over seas an got thse guns??? YOU ARE DEVIL! ! ! ! LOL! ! ! ! You should try to stop all that SPeakin DEVIL, LIVING DEVIL, and maybe I wont see you as DEVIL, DEVIL! ! ! ! ! LMAO!!

Cain are yous Serious??? Ya'll fuckin up the EARTH!!! WTF

[FreeNowBorn]

Actually we as the Original People of this Earth are all colrs except White [which is the "ORIGINAL COLOURED MAN"] This whole weak-ass, anti-living [white] society is killing the Earth, killin theirselves with this bio-engineering, all for money, and no remorse. you racists un-grateful mutha fuckin bitches is a virus to the EARTH. I'm fightin all colds. BITCHES

Whos the real problem???

[FreeNowBorn]

Actually we as the Original People of this Earth are all colrs except White [which is the "ORIGINAL COLOURED MAN"] This whole weak-ass, anti-living [white] society is killing the Earth, killin theirselves with this bio-engineering, all for money, and no remorse. you racists un-grateful mutha fuckin bitches is a virus to the EARTH. I'm fightin all colds. BITCHES

Whos the real problem???

[ThatxManxIsxInsane]

Are you threatening my family? WOAH, you must be one stupid bitch! Internet asshole.

[webjunkie20664]

he have the same phone number as me

[dylanhighway61]

This is funny. Lets forget the fact that the guy is black who is getting arrested. Thats not why I am laughing my ass off or why most people are laughing at this. It's funny, I would be laughing just as hard if it was a white guy getting arrested. This isn't a race issue. It's just plain hillarious. Stop pulling the race card all the time, its far left pinko's like you that give the regular liberals like me a bad name and lose us elections. This world is way too PC.

[outlaw305nigga]

Sir! How do u spell bitch? BITCH! B-i-c-h. lmao!

[daysha523]

This iz 4 Newmatic, If black are from monkeys then white ppl are direct decendents of Satan!!! Just check out the histroy of the Earth and see who fucked it up royally! Evil White People!!! The Africans are the first humans created by Allah!!! Peace!!!

[amyfischer]

you dumb spoon if it whites were not on this planet, niggers would have never gotten past the point of living in trees

[billysommers]

If yout think tom bernard is a racist your a retard.

[Kimbo420]

sir whats your phone number???

DICKHEAD DICKHEAD DICKHEAD, CHECK IT OUT...

lmao awsome!

[BEEFoley]

hell ya this shit is fake i live in minneapolis and a cop around here wouldnt take that shit that black man would of got his ass beat exactly 10 seconds in to this shit

[bigtophalloween]

Yeah, I'm from Minneapolis and I can vouch for that. Tom Bernard (KQRS Morning Show host and well documented racist) has been milking the shit outta this bit for a really, really long time.

[prfarran]

tom bernard > your life. this isn't fake either.

[Newmatik]

Blacks do have really low IQs, an obvious result of there evolution from chimps! They are monkeys that can talk!

[puertorican850]

shut uuuuuup loser

[microphoneNazi]

they gon be your boss

[phoxxy1]

Newmoron, you are obviously an uneducated racists with a low IQ! Go back to school idiot!!

[KiddUnderground]

261 comments and all of them are arguments about race... We as peolpe of America are the most hatefuland the most divided out of the entire world...

Now it is 262 comments.

[Zukurah]

LOL bich

[NightOwl30]

Dave Chappelle rocks! I wish his show was still on Comedy Central.

[grf7291]

this is so fake

[uniekandalemo]

HAHAHAHA this is the funniest shit i ever heard! MPLS stand up!!!

[phoxxy1]

No, your racial generalization makes you racist! Your comments were deragotory towards black people not just criminal behavior. Every black person isn't a criminal just like every white person isn't a racist like you!!

[brmod77]

silvabullitt ...you are right on target!

[phoxxy1]

Ok then Silvabullshit, you're a hypocrite and a confused racist!

[MadamePC]

why do people even respond to racist comments?

[tknockerson]

I'm wit MadamePC. Don't respond to dem racists. They just want the attention.

[phoxxy1]

Silvabullshit is a black self-hating racist!

[12gaAutomatic]

1:00 is very cute :)

[dwyanewadeflash3]

just because he is a crackhead, does that make him black? ....yesssssssssssssss.

[Constantine177]

phoxxy, please stop calling him the usual liberal insults and answer his statements.

[phoxxy1]

To Constipated0 & Silvabullshit. It amazes me that people like you only define crime by low level street crimes and defend all other levels of crime such as govermental, white collar crime towards the lower class individuals, racially driven police brutality, discrimination on all levels. Is not what Bush is doing with this war not a crime? All of the US soldiers dying in vain and innocent Iraqis. All of these crimes by far outnumber low level street crimes, do your research!

[phoxxy1]

Silvabullshit, you are a racist and a Hypocrite, you've been labeling all along!

[Stu88lethbridge]

Get a clue liberal

[fckuvrymch]

you know you dont have to tell the cops your name? your birthday... or anything. you are not required to tell them anything.

[doodlebug1516]

you don't but then you will get arrested for not cooperating, sucks how that stuff works doesn't it

[phoxxy1]

There you go again Silvebullshit looking for a reason to prejudge people and once again it makes an ass out of you. Drop the labels. People are people and should be respected individually without generalization. There are fucked up people all over this world, crime is crime and no such race that is exempt from criminal behavior!

[phoxxy1]

Why is it that you racists believe that if someone doesn't agree with your nonsense, they must be a person of the other race or self-hating? Get a clue!!

[phoxxy1]

Once again, you have proven to be an idiot. I am not a black person so your racial assumptions just made an ass out of you!

[phoxxy1]

Silvabullshit, you are obviously a unintelligent, uneducated, racist! Your racial stats are erroneous. Maybe you should try going back to school and learning something before making up your own stats and racially generalizing black people.

[princessmarley]

lol @ tyrone biggums!

[eelleoj]

lol ,hell naw thas krazy

"ur mammi, my wut??, ur mammi"

lol

[rizze317]

hey man tell your dad to take the sheet off his head and his dick out your ass. then after that take that sheet and hang yourself with it. thanks

[DeonLavoy]

You sound like a idiot.We could say the same about whites and their ego to destroy everything that they think is a powerful or threating force.That's why the world is the way it is now!

[lissalizzard]

"Yo Mammy" HAHAHA!

[crystalblue84]

B I C H

hahaha!

[stonerj0e]

I love that ass!

[ElectricShark]

Thank you for your cooperation!

[watthe1134]

me too kyo221

[dclarke2010]

BITCH.......BICH!!!

[Meifeng488]

ROFL DAMN FUNNY!

[terrysinclair]

that shit was funny

[cowbelle34]

Just another day on the job! What Patience... and that is why we dont want to have drama at home!!!

[kyo221]

yeah the reason i went to the video is cause i saw that ass strait up lol

[MikeMulligan567]

Who's the chick with the nice booty....that's all I care about.

[drsnk]

I wish I knew.

[CounterRevolutionary]

fo kickin' white folks azz!

[illest4o9]

bitch b-i-c-h

[cutyb2003]

let me hit you upside yo head bitch!

[drsnk]

LOL!

[tweeeezy]

Bitch B-I-C-H

[Grungeanddeath]

FAGGOT

[johnlaw63]

Hey - is this Barack Obama's press secretary?

[drsnk]

If it is I want to to meet her!

[RenKinRaM]

LOL

[eye4feet]

If it is then I knew I was voting for the right guy!

[msbsevensixseven]

"Nine-seven-nine-hundred" LOL

[1de2ev3]

lol minneasota aint hood yall dumbasses memphis tha real shit 1 most danerous city in usa

[drsnk]

Isn't that sad though? When you look at your babies to know that's what they have to look forward to?