biz markie-toilet stool rap

[afro20man]

Old rap used to be fresh/fun/art...now its all bullshit about drugs money and pussy...they all say the same thing just coat it differently...it used to be intelligent...modern mainstream rappers have taken the mona lisa they were given and shitted on it

[Kilanon]

classic

[JohnEatsAirplane]

nobody beats the biz

[Servb0t]

Sitting on the toilet, waiting for my bowels to move...

[ThaddeusMaximus909]

haha love it. True hip hop.

Fuck that bull shit now in days

R.I.P. Hip Hop 170-1999

[dimglow1]

they had assholes in the 80s? evolution is BULLSHIT !

[TheVxTube]

YES!! writing music on the toilet!!! LOLLOL

[jasondlane1]

biz markie rules

[ultrakink31]

@archieinfo100 get a clue... and kill yourself....

[Marcell2aG]

Only the Biz can take a sh*t in style.

[Rurne]

More and more convinced that Biz has suffered from fetal alcohol syndrome since he was born.

I mean... what the hell?

[ongbayeadhay]

@Rurne what you talking bout kid?

[Rurne]

@ongbayeadhay

Duke is trippin. Fairly convinced his mama was hittin the Steel Reserve while she was pregnant. Did a show with this guy at Rednofive last year and he was crazy; dug a bit more into the crates and I keep finding stuff like this. Genuinely nice guy, but a bit touched in the head.

[ongbayeadhay]

@Rurne i had my suspicions to lad but hell i just started popn anxiety pills totaly irelevent but what im saying is if we all were to be assesed their something wrong with all of us aint no normal man hes having a blast so fuck it haha peace brutha

[5nollaf]

this doodoo rap is sooo true!! lol

[lswanson22]

Love it!

[Loveonanadduh]

funny shit...

[ultrakink31]

@Loveonanadduh no pun intended huh...

[soulwolf73]

i love this song nobody beats the biz

[psyhchoman]

ESTA BIEN CURAAAAAAAAAA

[nycaight]

LOL

[navinzparty]

wow this weak buta good bathroom song

while sittin on tha toilet.

[Alec11590]

lolololol

[wheretoshit101]

0:40 - 0:44 to bad it didnt :(

[erinakaelmo]

fav rappers...my dude is to funni

[kuljb]

My favorite rapper

[YeaWhiplash]

God this was so awesome,and still is.Havent heard this in years,still made me take a shit on cue.

[CDP76]

Damn, I gotta take a crap right now. Be right back...........

[DurbanpoisonXskunk]

I GOTTA DOO DOO!! Biz is a KING in that funky freestyle rap. Gotta love the Biz

[benzinger1]

They made a video for this?!?!?!? Hahahahaha... Oh Biz!

[YeaWhiplash]

Nothing like the BIZ.Fckin hillarious.Love the crap rap.

[nickbodrozic]

sorry biz but your legendary style of rap isnt living on :(

[larsonator69]

actually it is

[jbriggity]

Don't boo that people. He's right. Biz's style isn't living on in the new generation. New MC's are ignoring it, and making their own crap.

It lives on with us though.

[champagnevoluptuous]

HOLY CRAP! LOL...

[dariusfavors25]

THis is so Dumb its Awesome hahhahah

[TouchMulaGANG]

sittin on da toilet waitin for my bowls to move ahh i gotta doo doo i gotta doo doo

[gsballa123]

bahahah why is hip hop so serious could u imagin jst say T.I doin this rapping about takeing a dioreha shit in his toilet and dressing naked as a girl bahahaha idiot

[CookieBreath420]

Lol fuckin' love this song. Love live The Markie.

[Vandetta420]

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Straight Up

[bobdigi88]

Why are rappers nowadays too affraid to look uncool. Everyone looks serious all the time. Bring some fun back into HIPHOP.

[TheBabyBloggerz]

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[cbmuzik]

@bobdigi88

because new rappers are idiots....prima donnas...egotistical brownies...and since they have nothing to fall back on they think people will take them serious if they look serious. In the end they all = flunkies.

[Amaranthus616]

@bobdigi88 yeah this comical rap is really entertaining, its nice to know that theres some people out that can still have fun with music. i mean serious stuff is ok, but its mostly all there is now....hmm

[teejaythegreat]

Wow!

[heartlessthealbum]

awesome

[MuchLuved11]

m...........w0w

[OUTABODIES]

LOL! I almost forgot about this one.

[powermanbeats]

marly was high as hell wit this beat

[THACLAIVE]

this shit issssssssss dope

[achernia]

true -some of the best ideas are born in the bathroom

[smalls469]

Yeah, look at master p's make "em say ugh" lol

[jeopardy7]

hahahahaha good one lol

[mozelimunada]

Biz is the pioneer,the coolest dude on the planet.

[bloodsling]

rofl..havent seen this since Fromage on Much Music..still as horrid as I remember it

[holycrapyousuck]

Holy shit. That's hilarious. I can't believe I never saw this Yo! MTV Raps.

[knom16]

This dude is ill

[tislamic7]

dont talk bad about the biz.

[trashcanonwh33ls]

lmao his lip is extra heavy that is one ugly nigga

[supamandathoe8]

biz is the shitttt

[Laololol]

loool i call it kaka

[JetXspitfireX]

a rap about him trying to take a doodoo lol that's weak, last week

[BigTymerPimp]

that joke is weaker

[Erisblee23]

blee

[infamousflamboyant]

biz be the illest

[Kenjihaden]

Only time that I can be alone..I feel you, Biz...uh-oh....gotta-go!

[brucelee7525]

its called crap rap

[supamandathoe8]

biz is awesome

[milson2003]

i remember hearing DJ Red Alert mix this with another joint called "Clientale" (bring down that clientale, aw yeah).

Do any of y'all know who was the artist for "Clientale"? I'm looking for that record. Peace

[JaSamBalkanac]

hahahhahaha!!!!

dudu!!

biz markie is funny!!!

5 stars!!

[Chelle976]

all of his beatz were slammin.

[damienmetalwind]

The Biz is mad swiss.

[stavi7]

Namrock

the biz is grotto

[omgmonkey12]

LOL

[namkooc]

G.O.A.T

[sidcrowe]

That's a very handsome man.

Very wise.

Great singer, too.

[XxlgamerchxX]

This shit is awesome !!!

Nobody beats the Biz !!!!!!!!

[errshanee]

i love da biz!

[tubenasd]

sittin on the toilet boooooowl/what do u do when u sittin/no paper on the rolllll/to prove you're a man/u must wipe wit yo hand...

[CoNTuffgong76]

Now this is real, I mean who can't relate to that?

[larazzomarkie]

i can, i am very inventive on the throne

[phatbastid]

ayo that shit was.....HOT SON!!!

[theadventurebiker]

Hmmm..... is this rap or cRAP?

LOL

[A10pilot617]

its a rap of crap

[DoomiteAsh]

Writin' a number one while doin' a number two? *ROTFLOL*

[businessbmw]

haha

[BoomerSooner1112]

GOOD GOOBLY GOO

[MCTOfCTL]

wha album is this off cos i ain heard it?

[magich8ball]

its off of "i need a haircut"

[bockybalboa]

Biz has more flow in his Pepto Bismol ads than the entire Dirty Sowf has period.

[IJustFuckingRock]

i gotta dodo lol

[GAZZA251170]

Also did a song about picking his nose "Picking Boogers" even funnier than this!!!

[Kewti]

LOL lovin this, why not tha whole song? Been tryin to put muh kids up on this one.

[ChannelLounj]

the beat is bananas yo!

[wobbiewiggum]

hip-hop mastermind!

[DirkDiggIer]

you see this is why people rap about guns and drugs, kinda' funny but mostly disturbing, only Biz can pull that off, try and imagine Jigga' singing that lmao

[commenter911]

i can doo doo rap too lol

[joseph123456c]

LMAO that shiit was HOT

[amid90]

calling him a nigger would be racist, the acceptable vernacular would be "GENUINE CHOCLATE FACE"

[iwatchurcrap]

black

[ektomorf300]

Biz markie is da best Beatboxer and hip hop artist this fucking Century ever seen!!!!!!! stop talkin Stupid Wiggers!

[hottiebaby12]

ho no song about shit

[cbmuzik]

shit...

[MBRHIndustries]

define genius:

writing a truthful tune about taking a doo doo.

[bungalowprobe22]

Jizz Darkie

[amck72]

biz was funny...Lol.

[whassup33]

1 of best rapper 4ever luv Biz

[superh4]

lol cool

[Preisi]

biz markie is the oldschool champ man nobody beats the biz! i am a german but i am not a ass liking pig haha lol

[Preisi]

nobody beats the biz

[Makaveli6603]

lmao ... sitting on the toilet waiting for my values to mooove i gotta doo doo i gotta doo doo

[ssj4telli]

bowels

[Makaveli6603]

lol yea i kno, i wasnt thinkin and felt retarded

[crazymofo25]

hey guys don't worry about this german ass lickin' pig. he's just a loser that wishes he/she was black.

[popeyekds]

funny flow sure

[sarrueeblade]

loser

[Astroxtl]

yeah i never seen this video because of the sampling issues

[djkrueger]

wow, very rare video..this record never got light shined on it, because biz was being sued, for his song "Alone Again" which made biz no longer popular no more :(

[mrrocking]

please tell me were you got this peice of gold!!

[meandmuzic]

Yup you are right,b/c in the same year Terminator X from Public Enemy got sued too,for 3 songs on his album.So it's b/c of Biz and Terminator that now rappers must pay for the samples and licsence them

[Cube432]

Please post the full version!!!

[hmcnally]

That's the s#!%!

[DamageCity]

do you have the full version of this video?

[cylon74]

doesnt every one have a bright idea when dropping a load???

[dsakolsky]

biz is the man but.....this is gross

[sarrueeblade]

so you love him dont you

[elementz1986]

haha, I love the biz