@LSSJBardock he didn't have the car accident till January 1990 and this episode was first broadcast in 1984 so you can't see the scar here because he hadn't had the accident yet !!!
"The communists are ruthless killers. We will have to eliminate them." Strangely, there was no voice over burst of laughter. Apparently (almost) no one noticed a great comical value of this line - the hypocrisy.
"My name is René. And this is my cafe, but at the moment my life is one big problem. You see, I have to be nice to the Germans, they are my customers, they are winning the war, so if I am not nice to them they will shoot me. I have to be nice to the resistance... I have to be nice to my wife, because if she finds out I'm having a affair with Yvette, she will shoots me. If Yvette finds out I'm having an affair with Maria, she will shoot me."
I would love to bang Maria's brains out ! I love this show. Herr Flick is my favorite.
MYRWX 2 months ago 3
rene is such a legend, all the shit he goes through and hes juggling 3 women!
olliemad 3 months ago
@olliemad
3? Dear, that's only those in the cafe - he's got way more women outside!
PollyJuice 2 months ago
i have to be nice to the resistance
edit: because they will shoot him for being nice to the resistance :D:D:D:D:D::D
haveanicegreenday 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
René, Edith... It is the Undertaker!!!
PiperMMMMMMMMMM 3 months ago 3
SHUT UP YOU OLD BAT!!!
flipside1545 5 months ago
And officer over there fancies me and it´s olny Tuesday
Bluesystem1987 5 months ago
It's the undertaker! :-)
kingpergacs 11 months ago
@LSSJBardock he didn't have the car accident till January 1990 and this episode was first broadcast in 1984 so you can't see the scar here because he hadn't had the accident yet !!!
4795Emily 1 year ago
"The communists are ruthless killers. We will have to eliminate them." Strangely, there was no voice over burst of laughter. Apparently (almost) no one noticed a great comical value of this line - the hypocrisy.
BimberMistrz 1 year ago 4
I might be playing Maria in my theatre group's performance of 'Allo 'Allo!
AmeliaPond1308 1 year ago 2
Maria and Herr Flick are my two favouret characters! Maria is really pretty! And Herr Flick is really funny!
KatieTV2010 1 year ago
Everybody loves Rene.
AnonymousRogue 1 year ago
i love you yvette..-rene
MrBillcale 1 year ago
zat is what zey said in 1917!
haha! mama est ma personage preferee!
pantstelly93 1 year ago
@LSSJBardock ohh didnt know that!! still can see the scare
myronlee19 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
thanks ever so much!!!
aboe3371 1 year ago
Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aboe3371 1 year ago
rene is crossed eyed
myronlee19 1 year ago 7
@myronlee19
The ugliest sexsymbol ever. Even Leonardo di Caprio is better looking.
koisumaz2000 1 week ago
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AmeliaPond1308 1 year ago
"My name is René. And this is my cafe, but at the moment my life is one big problem. You see, I have to be nice to the Germans, they are my customers, they are winning the war, so if I am not nice to them they will shoot me. I have to be nice to the resistance... I have to be nice to my wife, because if she finds out I'm having a affair with Yvette, she will shoots me. If Yvette finds out I'm having an affair with Maria, she will shoot me."
AmeliaPond1308 1 year ago 35
@AmeliaPond1308 And it is only tuesday... :L
furyplum44 1 year ago
@furyplum44 Can't wait to this in school. I'm playing Edith and my best friend Jonny is playing René.. Ah well. And it's only Monday.. *sigh*
AmeliaPond1308 1 year ago 2
rene has got some swagg,lol.
nbaby35 1 year ago