[APH] Italy Hates Church

[MsLPSFOREVER]

i wanna go to italys church XD

[msnat1304]

I'd go to America's church XD

[CielPhantomhive1213]

id love to go to mass if America was the priest! *drools*

[vampireXgirl13X]

That would be my ideal Mass if I was a Catholic. Just sayin'.

[Mstheblondenextdoor]

Name of comedian now!

[MissMidoriMori]

@Mstheblondenextdoor

Richard Jeni

[ladyknights104]

Italy.........i totaly know how you feel

ps-even though i'm prodistant (whick is another branch of christianity) i have to say mass is pretty much the same except the guy yells at you so its kinda hard to catch up on your sleep if you know what i mean

[EverythingAwesome12]

As a Roman Catholic who loves Hetalia-

I couldn't agree more with this.

[ELLISAP0CALYPSE]

I favourite this video. :)

[MusicalPopTart]

ROFLMAO! I love this video!

[TheSacredSiren]

"That's Christmas, get a tree."

OH, AMERICA, YOU.

[AxAgent666]

Oh god I'm dying of laughter!!!! XD

[QueenVampBree]

Haahahhah! Father Alfred! XD

[COMMENTNINJA10]

Id pay attention if America OR Japan was my preist

[starwarshot]

I want America to be the priest cause I always die of bordom

[Lyxiem]

Arthur is Jesus?!...Yay!

[keyofdestiny138]

Austria is a mommy? XDDDD

[MissEsme90]

Kermit the priest voice? SOUNDS LIKE MAH PRIEST!

[Phyripo]

'Three guys appeared from the East'. Baltics appear. Gives a new meaning to Christmas. xD

[SuicuneRider]

So lemme get this straight. According to Father Alfie, the virgin Ukraine gave birth to a son (Kiku), The Baltics dragged their asses over on empty stomachs to welcome the black haired messiah (sp?) with shit-ton-o-frosting Christmas cake and trees made out of large sticks. Skip ahead.

Everyone hates Jesus-- er, I mean Arthur and they all crucify him for doing awesome things?

*runs off to leaf through her mother's bible*

[TheAnna3F]

@SuicuneRider That sounds about right :3

[misteryA555]

This makes me really sad. Because today I realized that my life will never he normal. My ADHD would make it extremely hard to ever go to a church that isn't as excepting as mine. Why video, why do you make me so sad ;__;

[HellBunny5897]

Omfg this is awshum ^^

[WildChilde89]

America FTW! 

[SENSE153]

The reason why people don't like church a lot is because the people who do it for a ridiculousy long time go by the law( in the bible, not legal wise) and mostly tradition. Sometimes it could be so boring , i switch out from a catholic church to a fun church. It makes myself sad to see people to hate God because of the church they go to : |

[rafasled]

@SENSE153 i'm with you on that my parents were roman catholic and converted to episcopal which is like as close as you can get to catholic without being catholic so like same traditions fewer restrictions but anywho i always loved church.... still do... i'm Sr Warden of my church now.... but if america were my priest that'd... that'd just be plain awesome

[XxxAnarchyAshleyxxX]

What comedian is this xD?

[lolitaloveshetalia]

@XxxAnarchyAshleyxxX richard

jeni great guy sadly hes dead now but clips of his acts are on youtube

[alicecullenrox1425]

If i went to America's, i'd have no virginity

[meveryrandom]

ENGLAND IS JESUS!

[CripShat27]

This is awesometastical! If there was a church like America's church I might actually want to go!

[pokemongirl415]

Dude America at my church would be epic. I would get up at 6:30 and get ready every day on sunday. And yes America is the best. Preist. EVER.

[DaveFuckinStrider]

I would so go to America's church, and I'm not religious at all.

Also, Rome as God is awesome. xDD

Poor Chibitalia. > > Austria is such a mean momma.

[SesshyPwnsTheWorld]

No joke, that is exactly what my pastor sounds like, except he screams it like he is having a really violent orgasm. It's kind of disturbing, actually, what with the whole standing behind the little preacher desk thing [cant remember what its called XD] the entire time. You never know what he is doing behind there.

[emeliakanson91]

I used to go to church.

I sort of burned it down.

I was kicked out pretty quickly after that.

[Sonicbot]

I think America IS my priest :/

[GalaxyRainxo]

@Sonicbot I want to go to your church, bro.

[shadowgirlof11]

I would so beg my mom to go to a church like this.

[pockyragan]

Saints and Cardinals lol...



[SchoolSucksMedia]

I REALLY want america to be my Pastor. I'de make my mom take me to church all the time.

[SCIFILOVER123]

best. church. ever

[emootaku7363]

Love God hate church always hated it but If America was a priests I'd ALWAYS go to church

[pxnxd68]

Catholism, the American way

[PureHearts7777]

what's name of the guy talking, the audio?

[JazzEJaslynJJ]

@PureHearts7777 Richard Jeni, hope that helps. :P

[BWAHhaHAhaHAA]

ENGLAND IS JESUS?!?!! :D

[SilentNightmarePro]

@BWAHhaHAhaHAA- that makes Canada the Holy Spirit/Ghost!

[aconfusedtaco]

XD Rome is god.

[vampireXgirl13X]

@aconfusedtaco We all knew it was true. This video just confirmed it. :) England is a cute Jesus, Rome is an AWESOME God, and we all know that Japan would be the Catholic Priest with a Kermit the Frog voice. We all know it's true. :D

[vampireXgirl13X]

@vampireXgirl13X And, Switzerland and Leichstenstein and Adam and Eve. That makes sense . . . . No, seriously, if you think about it, it makes sense.

[Storiesofheroes]

@HetaliaFan668 I so agree!!!!

[Zooocat333]

Oh gosh...I'm a Catholic, and I still find this hilarious!

[1564saqw]

I am getting stared at like i'm crazy as I laugh out loud at this. Just another day in bein a hetalia fangirl!~

[dragonairlover]

:U ukraine was mary? this explains a lot.

[heataliaisawesome]

i'm not religous but if america or kiku were priests id go to church every day

[Warriorsrule2]

I'm Christian, and this is what I would totally yell out in the middle of it, I FREAKIN HATE IT!

Its HILARIOUS

[Haleyissonicelike]

Who did this??? They're a genius!

[freemovies411]

Rome=God? YES.

Oh my stars, Alfred F. Jones. I bet he's there, trying to convince Himaruya to do this as a joke just ONCE at the local church. XD

This is a stand-up comedian, right? I gotta watch this guy... XD

[363maddie]

always bet on the saints america XD always

[LillyBloomXxXAutumn]

Why does America have all the best videos? xD

I love you Alfred D:

[Iamkillingpeople]

true

[harrypotterXnaruto]

oh alfred f. jones a.k.a. america if you were real, i'd beg my parents to move us to new york so we could go to your church

[Angels1865]

Best ever I agree :D

[animeXtechnoXRWJ]

I guess i would call myself methodist but i dont really go to church anymore

[RevolutionaryPathfin]

Amen.

[FenrirWolf361]

Is it weird that I'm Roman Catholic and I found this funny? xD

[nyuuXlucy]

England is Jesus!!!

[rafasled]

this was awesome..... i go to church every sunday and well i actually have a good time at church.... it's sad to hear some people think it's such a chore... but i must admit if america were my priest i would already be in heaven XD

[theincrediblediblegg]

@HetaliaFan668 Same here! I actually hate organized religion, but if America were there... I'd go more than once a week~ 8D

[Wargames50]

I'm sold; America, GEAT A CHURCH >:D

[Wargames50]

@Wargames50 Sorry, pretend the A isn't there -_-

[Emilpup]

Who thumbs up all the "If that was America's Church, I would totally join!"? XDDD

[Ishidalover]

I've been converted.

[AwesomePrussiaSama]

If America was the priest, church would be the highlight of my week. XD

[januaryicye]

si, ja,oui, da,yes how ever you say it, america's church is the best church EVER! i'm not exaggerating

[comhonee15]

@AwesomePrussiaSama Man if America was my priest I would actually go to church.

[abbystarheart1]

if america was the preist, then i would go EVERY WEEK!

[OXOXGaaraOXOX]

Uh i like my church well no offence but it's because I'm a christian and not a cathlic I mean it's still kind of boring but when i went to a cathlic church for a funeral I was like what the hell is he doing are you going say that a couple more times LOL But if America was a priest i would be going to a cathlic church for fun and go to my church at night XD

[abbystarheart1]

@OXOXGaaraOXOX

well, being catholic means your christian. christian means you belive in God AND Jesus, but then theres a whole lot of crap like catholic, roman catholic (which I am),  ... =)

[ddrstandard2008]

@abbystarheart1 christian and catholic are too different things :D

[rafasled]

@ddrstandard2008 actually catholic is a sub category of christian...... just like all squares are rectangles not all rectangles are squares, in this case christian is the rectangle catholic is the square...... i blame the great schism..... ugh now my medieval europe history class is running through my head again! XD

[ddrstandard2008]

@rafasled oh no! XD

[itachixxandxxdeidara]

lol this made my day! XD

[iluvanime35]

If America was the priest,I wouldn't MIND going to church XDDD