Dave Chappelle - Terrorists

[hotboybet]

thumbs of if dave chapple sent you here

[irontits93]

Funniest man ever

[MagicianFlip69]

My 3 top comedians Dave Chappelle, Russell Peters, & Jo-Koy

[SOLIDSNAKEXXX360]

LOL FUCK NIGGERS

[USMCsemperfitillidie]

@SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 fuck you u racist redneck

[jone317]

So true..

[mineshmphy]

im white and english and i fuckin love dave chapelle !! funny as fuck , hello... we have got 5 black.... hello ?! ... hahaha it is very true , ive never seen a black hostage lol

[MRSUPERIFICATION]

The Terrorist sounds like The Count from Seasame Street! :D

[Gonamez]

"Hello, we got five black...Hello?"

Hahaha that got me, love this guy! I just want him to talk for ages

[assoomg]

Everybody got owned when he said "cuz he was chinese was is he talking like that"

[SixFootEightTao]

i wish i was black

[uderp]

46 people are white

[lotusfyre]

"

Black people is bad bargaining chips"!! LOL



[GENIAyCABALLO]

Why do people always have to bring this race issue up?! I'm Russian and I enjoy Dave Chappelle because he's funny!

[padla4]

@GENIAyCABALLO because race issue IS FUNNY. im russian too btw

[GENIAyCABALLO]

@padla4 It's only funny, when it doesn't hurt anybody.. Sometimes Dave talks about non-related to racism issues. But people still leave racist comments. Somebody ALWAYS has to remind everybody, that he's black. DUH! :) LOL I can see he's black! What does it have to do with what he's saying? LOL Do you know, what I mean?

[padla4]

@GENIAyCABALLO i hear you. but what people are leaving for comments is up to them. and actually i dont care what others are writing. most important thing is that im enjoyng his show. dont give a shit about the rest

[GENIAyCABALLO]

@padla4 +1 :)

[WTFYOUFUCKINGBASTARD]

@Accisma well but they have to kill the terrorists because these guys don't take black hostages dumbass

[MonniStyle]

Hello, we've got five black, Hello!??!!

[Azamspazam91]

Lol mad funny, he's muslim

[AGeekWithAShotgun]

@Accisma

Funny, considering I live in the Capitol of the South (Richmond, Virginia) and the majority of racism is directed towards whites, especially in Richmond (I currently live in a Surbuban area called Midlothian.)

I mean, it's not even relevant any more, the black-on-white violent crime ratio is 18:1. The KKK died out 150 years ago, the tables have turned, genocide on the European-Americans is taking place daily.

[jvl4289]

@AGeekWithAShotgun When you use words like genocide to exaggerate your situation, it makes your case absolutely worthless.

[AGeekWithAShotgun]

@Accisma

You're in the UK, what the fuck do you know about racism in the USA?

[Sun6Tzu]

@Accisma Why are they clapping before Dave even finishes telling the punchline of the joke. That's what I am questioning.

[Sun6Tzu]

Why are all the white people clapping when Dave says the blacks aren't saving the people on the plane? Wtf? They are happy when they hear blacks don't want to be heroes?

[joshy1ification]

@Sun6Tzu dude relax its comedy

[Sun6Tzu]

@joshy1ification So people clap before the punch line of the joke now in comedy shows? Or am I missing something?

[doggyboy15]

*Inhale* (b^.^)b

*Exhale* (b^.^)....b

Oh My God, I Think Those Black Guys Are Gunna Try To Save Us!

....Hmmhmmm

[Falfuris]

racism is so 1970 in the USA

[jagdgdgdgdggdgdg]

hello we have got 5 black hello helllo hahahahhaah lol

[2paCthuG4LlfE]

black or white... NO we kill the asians first then we think about the others fellow marsians

[xxXxXRokiXxXxx]

hello... we've got 5 black... hello?

HAHAHAH he is genious! xDD

[nellychic17]

oh my God! ......i think those black guys are gonna try & save us.

mm-mm

lmfao ;

[RiZzo187]

I think he is the greatest of all time.

[xxxStarKateyxxx]

send some newports. lmfao

[mogwai142]

I'd smoke a joint with you Dave.

[ThePedrofile]

hello? we have five black- hello?

xD funny as shit!!

[theadrii01]

okj

[215paperplanegang]

@happyghost2011 go fall off a fuckin cliff for all that bs your talking color dose not matter we are all ppl dickhead

[applepie1554]

fuck if your black or white, Dave Chappelle is for everyone

[bierbuik]

@applepie1554 dont swear, applepie

[meanlittledog]

i'm white and dave is my fav comedian. Hell i know black guys who say dave is for white people.

[PilotOfTheCaribean]

@sw40pt92de50 so..?

[Axmedkoole]

People doesn't actually get the point of the joke. Dave is simply saying racial profiling does not work.

[plusBln]

@Axmedkoole ...where the audience is 100% white-free-zone and and dave is perfectly acting like a "nigga" should do in the eyes of us-americans.

maybe u dont see it. but this is still highly racist. thats the point.

[Axmedkoole]

@plusBln "the audience is 100% white-free-zone" Not true. Keep reviewing the videos.

[plusBln]

@Axmedkoole would u agree with 98,5%? :-)

[Axmedkoole]

@plusBln We both were not in the audience, if you wanna me to judge based on what we both saw on the video, 98% would also be rough percentage. You have to understand comedy doesn't have color boundaries, all races enjoy comedy by all comedians. If you wonder than why there aren't that many black or Hispanic audience in Larry the Cable Guy audience, it is because Larry's theme is small town southerner, where population usually are all White, and that is exactly the people Larry is entertaining.

[moviesenthil]

@Axmedkoole - Yes, that's why comedy is great even if WE are the people being made fun of! Comedy is a better vehicle for sharing thoughts than all the diplomacy in the world can ever pull off. Honesty. Comedy does not understand anything political having power. Kudos!

[pkl1302]

That is fucking hilarious...man o man LMFAO

[Travmapunk]

Those douchebags up there sure know how to quote... nice thumbs, fags!

[tubetime3]

@Travmapunk Only cause you wanted to post something but saw how many thumbs they had 

[Travmapunk]

@tubetime3 I don't  think your comment makes sense...lol

[duma8232]

Hello we have five black... Hello? I laughed my ass off.

[BrockLeyland]

45 people are terrorists

[mm76m]

PLEASE transcription from 1:38 !!! I cannot understand with the accent (im french..) thanks

[xxxrocker1]

@mm76m read the second most liked comment

[jacobdellemnache]

TERRORISTS ARE SMART THEY NO WHAT THEY DOING U NO THEY SMART AND SYYT

[leepipesateneo]

dave chappelle may not be the best comedian of all time. but to me, he is.

and it's not even about the dave chappelle show that is his best work, his stand-up is far better and underrated than the material on his show.

anyone who has listened to stand-up will recall "grape drink", "the ghetto", "sesame street". plus this sweet gem  :D

"hello, we have got 5 black...hello?" pure comedic genius. dave chappelle all day

[mrboomheadshot92]

@93vincentvalentine whoa! That's mean man. Give the chick some respect and at least let her make u a sandwich or some shit.

[93vincentvalentine]

@Avinashda MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[bleach2424]

ok if your trying to tear down dave because of his comedy style and racist jokes i find that idiotic i mean seriously who cares if hes a little racist its funny right. so shut up stop giving your opinion and just watch the video and if u still dont like just turn it off no one is going to be offended

[Avinashda]

@bleach2424  you sound like a little simple minded girl , shut the fuck up cunt

[93vincentvalentine]

LOL!

[POTENTDOMAIN]

if your white and you like dave chappelle your cool people just for liking him =]

[Mademoiselle881]

it soo true but there sleeping on us we upheld this world before way more smarter than folks of today look at ancient cities Egypt... Adam named all the animals medicine,Arts you mane it it came from Blacks... Conspiracy To Destroy Black Studies In The US.pt1 my can I say this brother is no fool...

[thelondongeezer]

@Mademoiselle881 Lol Go to college,pick a worthwhile course please,hate honkey studies arent worth shit in the real world.You trollin adam who is fictional story of creation stolen from a asian legend and the whole jesus storyis a rip off of ra's life so how can he name all the creatures when many animals been discovered later that arent mentioned in any bible quran,harry potter books?Care to mention the black africans that were enslaved by arabs for a gd 7000 yrs and still are?didnt think so

[Mademoiselle881]

@thelondongeezer : ) seeing is believing... as long as you have knowledge in the world wordly wisdom... you need to hit the books from Alexander the Great time he took us down because we thought of ourselves as Gods not his own efforts you willlllll be SHOCKED... : X

[Mademoiselle881]

@thelondongeezer : ) seeing is believing... as long as you have knowledge in the world wordly wisdom... you need to hit the books from Alexander the Great time he took us down because we thought of ourselves as Gods not his own efforts you willlllll be SHOCKED... : X Noah Generation all over again

[zainub94]

@thelondongeezer

youre quote foolish to rubbish history that is far from fictional. you going on about them being rip offs from ra's life as if you were there... what rock solid proof do YOU have that these stories are NOT true.

[Mademoiselle881]

it soo true but there sleeping on us we upheld this world before way more smarter than folks of today look at ancient cities Egypt... Adam named all the animals medicine,Arts you mane it it came from Blacks... Conspiracy To Destroy Black Studies In The US.pt1 my can I say this brother is no fool...

[timleachiscool]

@mynameislorenz that statement is not true have u watched dave chapelle's first episode clayton bigsby the white supremacist were dave chapelle played a white supremacist

[mynameislorenz]

it's always about raise with this guy! and how great black people are and how bad white people are = racism!

[fidodido411]

I like Russel more. !!!!!

[spxeli]

@fidodido411 Then go watch Russell Peters. I don't like him, so I don't watch his videos to tell everyone I like Chappelle because I'm an intelligent person.

[fidodido411]

@spxeli Did you say something ? :P

I just gave my opinion, I don't want to argue with you as there is not nothing to argue about mate.

Have a funny day. :D

[voodooalchemy]

white house, we have five black...hello?

[kleansr]

send some newport hahaha

[JohnnyFreebyrd]

best comedian of all time!

[235RB]

@JohnnyFreebyrd Hell no, George Carlin.

[BigBoomRobot]

@JohnnyFreebyrd yeah if your retarded, intelligent people know that Bill Hicks is the greatest of all time

[Arppis]

I love his imitation of white people. XD

It's so funny.

[GripstateReloaded]

omfg i died laughing with that last joke lmfao

[gjylymsere]

HAHhahahaha!!!

[Maino88]

His terrorist accent is his Dylan accent.

[luve2skate]

LMFAO :P

[Bpham0609]

I JUST LIKED THE TOP COMMENTS TO PISS OFF THE GUY WHO HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE THE QUOTES FROM THE VIDEO

[superteto13]

oh my god i think those black guys are going to try to save us:D haha

[chocolateboyable]

"Everybody get on the fucking ground nobody look at my face" "i started freaking out cos he was chinese lmao

[yootuubinatwerk]

his live act is off the chain

[erickbarba11]

how is this video called on dvd

[BanMuintir]

Chappelle is a convert to Islam.

Terrorists take that into consideration, most likely.

[bahoss]

@BanMuintir :shut up fool :\

[bubba30017]

thumb up, and breathe hard from the nose, lmfao

[nynyleg]

OMG 1:54 he said "send some newports" XD

[baghali222]

point well made! why are terrorists doind what their doing, and why arent black people part of their equation...? point well made!

[fraysherkrane]

This whole performance was an epic. A true comedy opus.

[halcyon0830]

His comedy is SO Poetic, he has the perfect timing.

[aintplayinAround]

@halcyon0830 That is very true.

[swaggz107]

‎"They is Treating us good, We are Chilling & Shyt, I like to give a shoutout to Ray Ray & Big Steve" LMFAOOOOOO

[Haddasa]

@swaggz107 send some newports! LOOL

[random29]

@swaggz107 "we jus chillin n shit...send some newports"

[smoothcriminal7033]

I love his white voice, it's so perfect

[manofsteele91]

@fais555 sound like we have a black hater lol

[astr0b0i1]

@manofsteele91 nah. he just a troll. dont feed him shit

[adahbache]

which gig is this clip taken from?

[DezyreHD]

0:35 - 0:50 The best Part of this, Thumbs the comment up so it gets viewed

[matheuswoww]

@DezyreHD you have no social life . i hope you and your family get raped by satan for all eternity.

[phreshnphamous7]

we've got 5 black.. "HELLO?" LMAOOO

PnP Radio

[Buckertoe]

32 people have been taken hostage in a terrorist situation.

[SuperAntiZionist]

@Buckertoe

No, 32 people clicked dislike because they're sick of reading the same shitty joke that you idiots keep on writing in the comments.

[Buckertoe]

@SuperAntiZionist First time ever written that joke and here a troll comes. How delightful.

[SuperAntiZionist]

@Buckertoe

Make it your last.

[Buckertoe]

@SuperAntiZionist Deal.

[TheMasterpiecePD]

ffs, I was swinging around my mouse and acidentally hit the dislike button *facepalm* honestly, I'm sorry

[GHAfrica]

nigerian is ready to ride. lol

chappelle is so funny

[kingcaesar5]

some love for Nigeria

[Hrko1992]

check this out: its dave using a videocam for 5 minutes, filming himself on stage, its one of a kind, only 20.000 views on it, I'm advertising it for free coz Dave got me through the hard parts of my life :

/watch?v=OqHOMlOrIVE&feature=r­elated

It's shit and not exactly funny, but its kinda a warm video, its nice to see him happy and close to the crowd. Very nice crowd too, calm and gentle, appreciative and accepting ^^

Thumbs up so people can see.

[gabba11111]

the whole crowd is black. 

[PixelatedCrack]

@gabba11111 Get your eyes checked

[JTcheetohead]

0:16 for fucking ground

[Omarh96]

WHY THE FUCK is everyone fighting about wether dave was insulting muslims or not? Dave IS muslim, why are you fighting over faiths on youtube?

[SuburbanNinja8000]

@Omarh96 People are dumb and they Only are sheep that watch CNN and Fox Biggest Bullshit Chanels aroudn Plus, am Muslim my self. I Don't look like one nor dress its just a faith to me.

[Darksniper013]

* I think those black guys are gonna try to save us* M-Mhmmm...

[average220]

Absolute genius!

[EWLGtoday]

Tru dat, Ts don't take black hostages. The t's know who's been f-n up the world. All the damn crazy white people.

[energiserrr1]

@EWLGtoday loool



[yours3lF1987]

hello? we've got five bla~ hello? I think I just bust a gut ahahahahaahahahah!!!

[swaggnstupid12]

"he was chinese i was like why is he talking like that"

[sakif666]

we all chilling and shit...fuckn hillarious...lmaooo

[MissPressPlay]

i luh dis shit

[TheTruth8018]

@manimalfully He's brother confirmed he was a muslim

[syas13]

@TheTruth8018 not 'WAS','is' a Muslim.He says to James Lipton,in the actors studio,he is a Muslim.

[syas13]

@syas13 before any dumbfuck shits all over the place search for"Dave Chapelle @ kojo's Comedy funhouse" and @ 3.30 he says the Muslim greeting,Salaam and Eid-Mubarak to a fellow Muslim and also telling him he's also Muslim and

[syas13]

.....Dave Chappelle - Inside the Actor's Studio Part 6,by user pakelika420.@ around 6.33 he says,'First of all,I am Muslim..."I had to give the exact details,coz stupid-ass freaks,dont wanna believe anything real.

[Bak3dB3an]

0:48 he is so hilarious, he makes himself laugh!!

That's when you know you're funny...

[shaise]

Hello, we have got 5 blac... Hello ?!?

[mentalboy56]

ahhh his face at 1:15

haha

[jlk22393]

They is treatin us good.. We all chillin an shit.

ROFLMAO

[Laqesha1]

@jlk22393

dat was da funniest part

man he probably right

[TheBrianWojo]

mmmhhhhmmm!

[TheBrianWojo]

mmmhhhmmm!

[jesscaused]

LMAO!!! ~JazzyBReal! - that's the best part!!! HAHAHA!

[yousured]

hello we have 5 black... hello?????..lmao haahahhahah

[Tazy50]

sometimes i wish i was black. i am the one people would be paranoid of if i was on a place right now :( LOL

[farucdagoona]

@Tazy50 tell me about it...one time this old lady was petrified of me at the bus stop. i pitied her. i thought of just telling her to calm down, but it'd make things worse. so i just walked away to make her feel at ease. its funny and sad at the same time. but when i do talk (maybe cos of the way i talk), they calm down.

[hondahp18]

lmao  x 2

[ZeldaFruity]

Big Steve

[makeit234]

lol

[Ismaril17]

''I started freaking out: He was chinese, why is he talking like that?''

hahaha, dave is the bomb!

[nethazyo]

He is not comming back to the industry because he is sick of it

[IkutoLUVA312]

i seriously did a squeal when he said nigeria becuz im nigerian! XD im such a dork..

[snowstormy3k]

Oh my god, I think those black guys are gonna save us. M M.

[confettidadon]

He sure is

[mifflinlax10]

"helllo??. yes. we have got 5 black...Hello?"

[sadooboy2]

Dave is king of Comedy

[SkateBoardFreak285]

um thay is treatin us good..and uhh we chilling and shit

[SkateBoardFreak285]

um da is treatin us good..and uhh we chilling and shit

[savannieee]

"send some newports" :)

[m1k3y0011]

isnt dave chapelle an actor now or sumthing.....

[PopR1ne]

l0l

[blacksoilder10]

@somaliland24sevan mmhmmm this comming from a somali.... Iroic

[somaliland24sevan]

@blacksoilder10 not just me but most of the world thinks that.