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  • Nice editing. I have the DVD myself.

  • Great song. The guitar tone sounds a little like Kyuss on this one.

  • Too bad Tool only puts out an album every six years. That is fucking ridiculous.

  • from 1:30 - 2:20 is my favorite parts of the video. Plus its an awesome song all the way through. great combo of video and song.

  • @1:41 (left headphone/speaker) 'consume. be fruitful & multiply.'

  • "Hooker with a Penis"....haha...ie you're paying me to f@ck you. Love these guys (I'm a useful idiot too)

  • @JOHNNYCOMEKILLU - very smart, you should make your own cartoon.

  • thx so much for the video

  • that is a very tool video... which is a huge compliment to the guy who made it. congrats amigo!

  • What I really don't understand is Goths and Emos all talk about being so "anti-conformist" but being emo or Goth means your being conformist to there ways. There's so many of them that now there not being anti conformist. There just being more stupid whiny emo and goth pricks.

  • @JOHNNYCOMEKILLU

    Stan: All right, so how do I join you?

    Goth 2: If you wanna be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do.

  • can someone confirm the name of this song for me please?

  • @IINesasta

    This song is called Hooker with a Penis. It was great fun editing this and Chet Zar's work is top notch!

  • thumbs up for the headbanging skull

  • Hooker with a Penis is the name of this song

  • I'm sold, now I've got scrape together all the cash I can just to buy the entire catalog of Tool, puscifer, etc ! How cool is that?

  • It seems to me, besides being a kick-ass song, that it is also a distillation of

    popular culture's "judgement" and "corporatism" of art that struggles to get

    past all the Wall Street bullshit.

  • I think they should use the moving torsos and arms and the clothes moving on there own in like video games and stuff cause that's some seriously freaky shit. In fact, they should use that scene in a game or something.

  • This is an absolutely awesome fuckin video...

  • this video was great!

  • they won't let people title this song 'Hooker With A Penis'? LOVE this song! Great job on the vid. Cheers!

  • I'm gonna have nightmares. ;A; But it is SO worth it. I love Maynard that much. <3

  • I bought "Disturb the Normal" at a Tulsa show a few years ago.

  • @TraeRagni

    The real reason you're in such a state of mind to bag on the band who can write this quality deserving, musically respectful song is because you are, in fact, a hooker with a penis! Only c*nts like you make up such bullshit when you fall into a corner of denial, and no evidence to back it up... and then what's more is you string it out RIGHT WHERE EVERYBODY WHO LOVES THIS IS... What the fuck are you begging to be smashed? Hhhhmm well, all I can say is you know it's true.

  • What an incredible line up! Danny Carey's drumming is always set on "beast mode".

  • Could you imagine watching this video on hard drugs! You'd be tripping out hardcore! shiiiit! aha,my friend made me play this song, stupid me I went on the video of it, and its freakin creeepy! Next time I think I'll go with the lyrics one!

  • gotta wonder how stoned they were when they made this video...

  • This video fuckin' creeped me out. o,o

    Replay! >;DD

  • when i first got the privilege to drive...at the ripe ol age of 16 i picked up a hooker on lisbon st. it got in and said whats ur thing, beer i says, will you buy me some if i give you the money? sure says the hooker. after i got the finished product then came...fifty bucks and you can do anything you want, well i says heres fifty one...get the fuck out

  • hangover 2 would have been 10 times better if they played this song in it

  • i had no idea there was a music video for this song! :33

  • old marilyn manson?????... other way around mate this album came out 7 days before "Antichrist superstar era" terrible... take a lap

  • This song is so awesome. At some level it's about the impossibility of becoming anything without having already sold out, especially in music. I'm sure some stupid fan accused him of selling out and Maynard was like "uh, are you fucking kidding? EVERYONE ALREADY DID, INCLUDING YOU, "BUDDY!"

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  • 2:00 sounds like old Marilyn Manson !! (Antichrist Superstar era)

  • any one else find it a little weird typing in "hooker with a penis"

  • @NuttyMooseTraks Mom, I swear to GOD it's not what you think! XP

  • and i was like: "wat?"

  • this is a super fast song withuot idiots playing it... saludosdesde norcal.\

  •  WOW A1+

  • Good song to burn to.

  • Wow very beautiful :) nicee job ^_^

  • I sold my soul for this record

  • hipsters suck cock

  • a fan tells a rockstar they're seling out, but i mean, u had to buy their cd first to know of them, so its being a hooker with a penis, cptain obious to da raskyu.

  • @LINKdrkguy Hey guess what... You dont gotta buy the album cuz youtubes free.

  • @XxFrenchFriesxX1 -_- thanks for the info, but id rather bittorrent, bsides im explaining a Gentleman what's my perception on the song title.

  • @LINKdrkguy I see... Well im sorry i made a joke.

  • @XxFrenchFriesxX1 Wait sorry im at the wrong vid. But yeah i get what youre saying about the song.

  • @XxFrenchFriesxX1 this is funny =D for jokes watch?v=m6SWN0WOq44

  • sweet video!!

  • 1:20 = mind + blown

    Thumbs up if u agree

  • Still don't understand why it's titled Hooker with a Penis.

    I would call the song Fuck People Who Speculate.

  • @TehKrakerzGuy This song has a lot of different ways to interpret it, but mostly its about how bands are sellouts to "the man". Hooker with a penis. Hooker=sellout. Penis="The man". It's symbolism, at least that's how i look at it. I personally like the creativity.

  • @psychoticnoob1234 I personally see the main point of this song as being how it is the fans that call the band a 'sell out' who bought that band to begin with, and if the band never sold, they would have never had the fans at all.

  • 16 fuck

    

  • you can buy "sell out" anywhere. local co-ops sell "hippie", walmart spoon feeds you your own economical death, and the buckle sells you brand name garbage. the hipsters had a really good idea, then they blew it when it became something that could be sold in a store. same goes for punk rock, and hippies. and the next subculture will be bought out by the next chain of distributors. i'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well...

  • 16 people are hookers with penises

  • Fuck hipsters.

  • I could've swore my pants were on when this song started.

  • @DreDre602die Mine werent. I always take em off before a good tool listening session

  • This the official video, did Adam Jones do this?

  • Don't do drugs children.

  • The video is just using metaphors to illustrate the hive mentality of economics - the businessmen without heads and their souls being all connected to each other... The metaphors can be hard to see in tool videos/lyrics and they are often confusing and uncomfortable

  • 15 people are hookers with penises

  • @RickeyAustinC DUDE!

  • So that's how you have something awesome made for you. You just offend someone who knows how to make it.

  • DANY CAREEY!!! SHOW'S THE POWER OF THEIR RAGE DRUMS!! >=( !!! YHEEAAA!!!

  • @vodkardus yes

  • fun stuff, but pretty anti-climactic at about 4:12

  • 4:18 LMAO!!! hahah

  • this could make chuck norris cry

  • Good example of a mondegreen. I didn't know a lot of these lyrics and thought Beastie Tee was bee sting tits, and that the song really was about a hooker with a penis, with the guy finding out it was a dude instead of a girl, hence the I'm the man you're the man section. Doh! I think my version is funnier/better.

  • i used to be a hooker with a penis

  • 14 people hmmmm they must be the boys wearin van 501

  • videos kinda retarded but still good work

  • man tool were away ahead of thier time!love em

  • many say its their weakest song but i really like it

  • @Gonko100 Who says that? I wanna punch 'em in the nose o.0. It's indeed a great song

  • Both the video and the song are amazing but I don't really see the connection if there even is one.

  • This song so mint fukn love tool, tool rock my life lol

  • The video of this song is so weird...

  • @Rhymer3 = I've got some advice for you little buddy. Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man. Pussy. Shut your mouth. You're just as guilty as all the other keyboard warriors. Tool is AMAZING.

  • This is absolute art compared to anything that these new bands come up with...this proves that the 90's was the era of true music!

  • Saw them play this live at Lollapalooza (spelling) in 1997 in Charlotte,NC and many of us tore a whole row of seats out of the concrete. Totally bad ass, except Snoop Dog was there (frowny face.)

  • its so hard to explain tool... many people try and fail. and the cost is that many will never understand the quality in this seeming chaos of sound

  • Great video on good psychedelics!!!! My screen is breathing as I type this. lovl

  • For all you big men behind your computer if you want to me and my family why don't you come fucking try you little pussy bitch! I'll stuff you like a fucking scare crow and hang you in my fucking front yard, I looked it because this Asian said it was good, get the dick out of my ear? hahaha good one buddy! And tool as a band is ok not great but ok, this song just is shit...

  • @Rhymer3 hey that's your opinion man, no one can change it

  • @Rhymer3 aww you are so cute. look at you trying to be an internet tough guy. And if this music isn't for you, get out now man, its just gunna get stranger and stranger. (and better and better)

  • @Rhymer3 Well your listening to it so just promoting his ffuuucking views buddy. Your just a hooker with a penis!:)

  • I love all the gay comments on a song called Hooker With A Penis.

  • they have lost their touch :P

  • soundblaster noise cancelling high quality audio headset: no better way to listen to maynard

  • @TheBaayne LOL nice fart cannons

  • Tool owns if you say to the contrary you probably are a maroon 5 fan or something.

  • shut up and.... BUYYYYYYY BUYYYYYY BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SEND MORE MONEY FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU BUDDY

  • Anybody know of anywhere I can watch the videos they make for their live stuff besides this little dvd? I remember during Right in Two they had such a sweet music video type of thing going. Not just random clips and animations.

  • @thedino89 Tool dont usually let their live stuff be recorded which sucks! But is understandable as their live shows are such an experience and you wouldnt get the same feel watching a video.

    But if you find some let me know!

  • well Maynard your soul was taken by Heroin...Bill Hicks said it best all the great bands and music....All on FUCKING DRUGS...Glad your off Maynard...Keep Rocking!!!

  • @justin7d7 no way did maynard did heroin. dont believe you, or are you kidding? or am i just not understanding your comment?

  • @TheAbsractMind who cares what he did? he makes great music.

  • damn this little fucker calling tool a sell out!!! Dumb motherfucker!!!

  • Anyone who says anything bad about tool should get fucking raped, killed, and have their whole family murdered! Tool is, and will continue to be one of the best bands ever! all you motherfuckers put together could'nt make music like this, you probably cant play shit! so SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • @Rhymer3 *sigh* then why the FUCK did you look it up ;)

    next time you have something to say that contradicts Tools awesomeness, keep it to yourself or tell someone who cares :)

    because this is a fantastic song, not to be even shared with people who don't deserve it.

  • @Rhymer3 FFUUUUUUCCCK YOU BUDDY

  • @Rhymer3 get the dick outa your ear and listen to the song... fuck you buddy

  • born LA 1992 :]

  • 11 people told Maynard that he was selling out

  • @RRgoalie37 would not know good music if it bit them in the ass!

  • The funny thing about this song to me is that I pirated all of Tool's songs. So he didn't earna fucking dime from me, sell out my ass.

  • @ciqjeuighqryquiryenu They kinda shot themselves in the foot. None of their music is on iTunes... w/e

  • All you know about me is what I've sold you dumb fuck...

  • Absolutely fucking FEROCIOUS! 

  • LSD: One HELL of a drug!

  • God this song is awesome!!! I can just listen to the whole "Fuck you buddy!" part at the end on repeat, it's like a war cry! :D

  • Last time americans dropped something this hard japan got pissed.

  • @ATGautographs Word up!

  • @ATGautographs HAHAHAHA holy shit... i give you cred for that. thats fucking awesome

  • @ATGautographs ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

  • @ATGautographs

    til mastodon came along

  • I didn't know Cronus was a Tool fan.

  • i broken my button pressing like dude SO FUCKING GOOD THIS VIDEO VERRY NICE MAN VERRY NICE

  • At least there's one performer who's honest about why he became a rock star.

  • All you read and

    Wear or see and

    Hear on TV

    Is a product

    Begging for your

    Fatass dirty

    Dollar

  • its about a kid who totally sold out to commercialism ( defining self through acquired products) trying to sound cool by asking if maynard had sold out. Maynard has dug through experiences on an inner level and has shared his soul but kept it too.  Hes not just after your money hes trying to give a message from his soul.

  • @TheSophiaQuestor Yeah, it points out that there really is no such thing as 'selling out'. That in order for them to even be a band and make music for the masses, that they would have to bend to commercialism. Money doesn't drive Tool, but they're not shy in saying that "Yeah of course we make money out of you, you fucking idiot, we 'sold out' as soon as you bought our first album". Then Maynard goes on to mock the consumer in saying "Buy my new record", making this song a type of advert.

  • So, maynard is driving around and sees a slutty dressed girl on the side of the road. He asks her if she wants to go for a ride. The person replied yes, even though she wasnt a prostitute. She was actually lady gaga. Gaga took off her pants and maynard exclaimed," well, oh my word. That lady has a gaga!"

  • COMON DAM* SPEAKERS GO LOUDDDDDER!

  • its all amzing except for the beep in my ears after the song..

    i like artists to hate their fans, bunch of sheep.

  • I mean, this tells the truth. He's upfront about it, at least. Manson and Treznor are the same; it's all the fuckin' same. Who gives a shit? I like the music; I'm not going to invest my feelings in the hope that whomever I'm listening to HASN'T "sold out to the man." If I'm looking for someone like that, I'm looking for someone who is not making money.

  • Cool vid for a good fucking song. Adams guitar sound on this is HUGE!!! and I'll not bother going on about Danney's drumming.

  • @stellashore. this song is all about you. if you dont like th emusic, if you dont like exploring the ends of reality then just leave it alone. stop sending Maynard money, stop buying his records, stop watching the videos. you use to be a tool listener? good. get over it and move on and listen to some "shiny happy people".

  • Btw, what the fuck is the video all about?!?! Why do you feel the need to just freak the shit out of ppl?? This is not pushing the boundries, this is not inspiring. This is just morbid, i dont understand why you'd care for anyone to watch this.

  • For christ sake. PEOPLE. Stop being so goddamn analytical. LISTEN TO THE SONG. THE. END.

  • Tool are the hooker with the penis. They got you/me to but their record - they fucked us in the ass. They "sold their souls" to the man, the devil to make thier records. And so we've all sold out in endorsing them selling out. Ppl often think Tool are some new aged savours, in fact they are just fuckin around with you, "all we know about them is what they've sold us", thats it. So maynard is saying you got fucked by him, I hope it feels good.

  • @stellarshore Thanks for that. I feel like shit now. You don't care and I could give a damn.

  • @AoTruBlu I was quite a big fan of them at one stage. They have some pretty good stuff but they sold out like so many boy bands and teeny bitches except in the guise of, at times, good music. They're suckin satans cock and Tool are pretty much out to depress ppl, making them agressive, angry and pious. Lets be honest, most of it is depressing, dark, references to Satan and destruction. Maynard is a complete. Fuck these guys. Hope you all get through your Tool phase.

  • @stellarshore So...I see what you're saying. Yes, they are aggresive, angry and I'm not sure what pious means....yeah...I'llo be honest by saying....you are wrong. I haven't heard ONE depressing think in a Tool song. Oh. and one more thing...Maynard is a complete what?

  • @AoTruBlu

    agree... the songs are just the truth...

  • @AoTruBlu maynard - sellout, he says it himself. Pious - thinkin you are better than others by listening to them. Yes, much of their shit is either depressing or a lot of it confusing. Aenima is a complete downer in terms of mood, look at their vids and art work. Thats not to say its bad music, at times genuis. But should selling out be honoured? Can satanism be seen as something admirable? In my view their music toys with your head. Aggression and anger are symptoms of depression - tools music

  • @stellarshore if you think they were selling out by their aenima period, when weren't they selling out?

  • @macadoolahicky maynard wasnt specific as to which album they sold out so im not sure. why or how much they sold out is something i dont know either. what it means to be a satanist im not 100% although i read antons satanic bible. selling ones soul to make a record must mean a lot, after all, its your soul. i was a big tool fan but after a while i felt crap listenin to their shit, such a fuckin downer.

  • @stellarshore Hold on, hold on. Show me proof of all this stuff you've said. I'd at least like to see what you based it off of. And if you can't handle feeling like shit, then how the fuck do you stay snae? Life is depression. Life is hate, and darkness. Because we all know the truth. We die. Tool knows that. And they tell the people that its okay to feel like shit. Now go and figure this long and confusing shit out. We love reading your long ass wordy ass paragrphs.

  • @AoTruBlu

    - This song states he sold out, however you interpret that.

    - The nature of their music is depressing. Is this disputable? "fuck you buddy, send more money"? Music has different impacts on ppl but for the most part its gloomy, dark and overall negative. So by them selling albums they are spreading these attributes. Is this a good thing?

    -Life is not hate and darkness, its never black and white.

    -Everyone knows we die.

    -Where/How do they tell ppl its ok to feel shit?

    Cheers

  • @stellarshore Dammit...NICE JOB WINNING THE ARGUMENT. DAMN.

  • @AoTruBlu Im not trying to be right. I've given thought to a band that I use to love and now I simply have no time for. For a band thats so "think for yourself, question authority", there seems to be so much hidden about them that I cant help wonder about their product and what theyre selling. Even outside the music, their image, videos, website, danny's obsession with Crowley, its material that really sucks one into something very dark and negative. I'm not arguing btw, I'm simply discussing

  • @stellarshore Well then. Uhhhh...There appears to be nothing I can draw from this discussion anymore.

  • I LOVE THIS SONG!!! ITS MY FAV BY TOOL!!!!

  • I don't know why, but I listen this song and the face of Justin Bieber come to my mind.

  • hooker... dicks ... who cares.....good song douchebags

  • Nice nice !

    That´s what i want to know. The rest is no prob to translate for me.

    thx @AoTruBlu

  • Hi all !

    I´m from Germany, love Tool over all but my English is not good enough to translate every word or song to get the hole content. So here´s my Question.

    Is Hooker a name and what is he specally singing about ?!

    Thx for answering and a special thx to Tool that we can talk about.. ^^

  • @TheVerritas Hey. A Hooker is a "prostitute." If you wanna know what he's singing about then I hope that someone else can tell you. If not, then go look it up.

  • @TheVerritas a hooker is a prostitute. pay for sex?

  • @TheVerritas a hooker is some one you pay to have sex with, and hes singing about selling out

  • @TheVerritas no a hooker is someone you pay for sex. its means that he uses his music to get money and people should stop complaining if there the ones paying

  • So freaky...

  • i love tool , BUT WHY MAKE A SONG ABOUT LADY GAGA ! :D

  • I love Tool but their videos f#ck up my mind completely.

  • best TOOL song off best TOOL album...nice video, thx for it!

  • When I'm thinking of who's the most creative & innovative band in our time, I have to think of Tool. There is really noone who ever created stuff like them before...

  • 1000 bucks if anyone can tell me what person they are talking about in this video and if someone already posted it sorry for repeating but i wasnt going to search all comments