I have fucked a lot of girls, and let me tell you something son...talking is the least of your worries. It's all about controlling the ejaculation reflex.
It was easy for me. I pretended to be the Six Million Dollar Man and she pretended to be the Bionic Woman. I had several Jamie Summers as friends. Girls like role playing.
Ok acting "goofy" does work depending on the girl, plus he sounds like a girl cause he is nine years old so everyone talkin shit you probly sounded like a girl too when you were little and every saying I want to kill or Fuck him or stuff like that, GROW UP!!!!!!your just jealous that you didn't write a book like that
I'm a senior in high school and I try this stuff everyday. It really works... lol, as if this book will appeal to little kids. Are you kidding? How often do children his age read/even care enough to take a gander at a bookstore and solve their girls issues at 11 years old... Give me a break. Input anyone?
Alright, this is cute and all, and I'm genuinely happy for the kid, but what the fuck?
I've been trying to get published for a while now. I wouldn't be so arrogant as to brag the merrits of my writing, but I know I've got a lot more to say than this kid. Meanwhile, my manuscript sits collecting dust while "How to talk to girls" is on the Times Bestseller list?
I understand the appeal of looking at things from a child's perspective but still, what the hell. Ah well...
you don't know SHIT!!! and in ten years ur gona walk in da E.R. sayin "i have an STD!" and every time ive made it with a girl they stab me in the back! and at my school its all about popularity! i go 2 a catholic school and its a SHITHOLE!!!!! and everyone who says they know me dosent!! they just dont wana take da time!!! i might get a huge movie job and i bet girls will swarm me ! the sad part is its only baecause im popular! SO shut up u faggit. you dont know how it feels 2 b stabed in da back
C'mon you really think he has enough life experience to hand out any kind of advice? If a 45 year old dude talked like that, you call him a retard. So yeah I think a child psychologist would be better equipped to write this book.
he's actually forty, he missed puberty because he was so busy writing a book about it so he looks really young
mguygh 6 months ago
i can imagine him 10 years later writing a book called '' how to do all the sex moves in 20 second without having and orgasm ----> (0) ))
thugripper 6 months ago
did this kid actually write this book
burgerman9000 7 months ago
He's so cute!
meravf1995 8 months ago
i find this a little weird....hes what 9? 9 year olds dont know what REAL love is there is a difference between i like her and REAL love
Jesslayc 9 months ago
it's important to know how much to stick out...
theories05 10 months ago
I give kudos to him and his momma. He was obviously taught young to appreciate the opposite sex and is sincere when he speaks. Good for him!
mrsrebeccalewis 11 months ago
I'm busy writing my own book. 'How to Talk to White Little Boys' Child molesters are gonna love it!
peteagassi 1 year ago
Has he written a book on how to deal with contracting an STD from a girl? That would be great. He can title it 'How to Talk to Sluts'
peteagassi 1 year ago
a man of experience
Enysvar 1 year ago 2
Give this kid a break, most of you probly dont know this much now.
thechoclatewonder 1 year ago
I just want this guy to grow up and be gay.
AliceElphabaWonka 1 year ago
hes a little young, to... know anything about anything.
goldbugged 1 year ago
plz
fixxx3r 1 year ago
1:32-1:42: he's watched too many disney shows.
livewireOrourke 1 year ago
dude writing a book about ''crushes''
adofri 1 year ago
wait until this kid becomes an alcoholic like so many writers of his generation
insubordinatebastard 1 year ago
hao do u get a blowjob from a gurl?
bohemiandonut 1 year ago
This is a book. Frankenstein is also a book. There is no justice in this world.
Clembo 1 year ago
This kid is now writing a book called "How To Pick Up Chicks, Middle School Edition"
PupuTheClown 1 year ago
Hey Alec how about u publish how not to grow a penis.
franzkillergreens41 1 year ago
This kid really pisses me off.
franzkillergreens41 1 year ago
why the fuck did this kid get published. Seriously. What the fuck. How is he qualified?
acebrawler73 1 year ago 2
The Family are publishers, that simple.
PupuTheClown 1 year ago
@PupuTheClown see now that makes sense. Good detective work there.
acebrawler73 1 year ago
Please tell me this video is a joke.
Genkaiman 1 year ago
wow he probly still thinks that chicks have dicks and hes telling me how to get girls lol
ColtyRamone 1 year ago
I have fucked a lot of girls, and let me tell you something son...talking is the least of your worries. It's all about controlling the ejaculation reflex.
Ribavirin9 1 year ago
great a five year old giving hook up advice.
lonnyv1 1 year ago
Sooo cute and hilarious at the same time! Wow, how old is he?
Kaianna89 1 year ago
i can give you a book to read.......how to not act gay.......and how to talk to boys
darthander52 1 year ago 2
It was easy for me. I pretended to be the Six Million Dollar Man and she pretended to be the Bionic Woman. I had several Jamie Summers as friends. Girls like role playing.
240ups 1 year ago
i think hes gay
55orangebird 1 year ago
Four years later he writes "How To Talk To Boys <3"
TheOdderOne 1 year ago 19
@TheOdderOne
he is quite gay
Ribavirin9 1 year ago
@TheOdderOne hahaha yea i'd take that bet.
acebrawler73 1 year ago
@TheOdderOne ,
Mean.. But delicious. LOL
ffelix422 8 months ago
He has no idea what it takes to be a writer. What's next, "How to Eat French Fries."
pantsarewalking 1 year ago
does this book have in manila, philippines???
siggaoat12 1 year ago
Ok acting "goofy" does work depending on the girl, plus he sounds like a girl cause he is nine years old so everyone talkin shit you probly sounded like a girl too when you were little and every saying I want to kill or Fuck him or stuff like that, GROW UP!!!!!!your just jealous that you didn't write a book like that
FSUfan498 1 year ago
i am going to get that bokk for sure :)
rottoman47 1 year ago
I'm a senior in high school and I try this stuff everyday. It really works... lol, as if this book will appeal to little kids. Are you kidding? How often do children his age read/even care enough to take a gander at a bookstore and solve their girls issues at 11 years old... Give me a break. Input anyone?
MDubBeezy 2 years ago
Alright, this is cute and all, and I'm genuinely happy for the kid, but what the fuck?
I've been trying to get published for a while now. I wouldn't be so arrogant as to brag the merrits of my writing, but I know I've got a lot more to say than this kid. Meanwhile, my manuscript sits collecting dust while "How to talk to girls" is on the Times Bestseller list?
I understand the appeal of looking at things from a child's perspective but still, what the hell. Ah well...
Chefodeath 2 years ago
FUCK mickey mouse goofy is NOT a girl!
penguinthree 2 years ago
wow just wow i have not tried any of these and i dont plan to.
Gabreilthearchangel 2 years ago 3
wait till get your fucking manhood
WhatsAscope 2 years ago
this guys secretly a girl
Drogsboy98 2 years ago
And stop insulting him! Don't you have better things to do?...-.-
totallymoah 2 years ago
omg..Did this kid really publish a book with only 9 years? ..he speaks as if he's as if he's 40 years old! amazing!
totallymoah 2 years ago 2
ahahahaha i can't believe this is fucking real
explosiveshrooms 2 years ago
ok...with ALL this information you just gave us....i can top you.....i actually know what a vagina feels like
AChrisToThePast 2 years ago 22
I LOLLED SO FUCKING HARD
explosiveshrooms 2 years ago
And what about us gay men?
13Elphaba13 2 years ago
i want to kill this mother fucker
vhunter18 2 years ago
jesus. fucking. christ.
trandojedi 2 years ago
i gothis book
NinjaCOOKIEZZ74 2 years ago
what the heck?!
maringal44 2 years ago
he has no clue what he is talking about!
kaceyrulz1234 2 years ago
your acting if youve have plenty of experience but your NINE.. you dick and also your GAY!
nomis757 2 years ago
FUCK YOU u sound like a fucking girl which you probably are one when you are born u fucking faggot ass loser
rolofgild 2 years ago
how do you know so much about girls, you're not one!
janesingsitlikeitis 2 years ago
you dude are mean fuck you
koolkole96 2 years ago
IDIOT!!!!!!!!!
jakeboonie1 2 years ago
Fucking Hell... Who agreed to publish a girl advice book from an 11 year old. God damn.
Its gonna be funny how he will get lots of stds.
P3ACHYISLIF3 2 years ago
you don't know SHIT!!! and in ten years ur gona walk in da E.R. sayin "i have an STD!" and every time ive made it with a girl they stab me in the back! and at my school its all about popularity! i go 2 a catholic school and its a SHITHOLE!!!!! and everyone who says they know me dosent!! they just dont wana take da time!!! i might get a huge movie job and i bet girls will swarm me ! the sad part is its only baecause im popular! SO shut up u faggit. you dont know how it feels 2 b stabed in da back
tapeote11 2 years ago
this is going to be incredibly ironic in five years when he discovers his homosexuality
dem24utube 3 years ago 2
HAHA omg i love you now...yah I'm a gay guy and also get annoyed when everything is about guy - girl.
13Elphaba13 2 years ago
C'mon you really think he has enough life experience to hand out any kind of advice? If a 45 year old dude talked like that, you call him a retard. So yeah I think a child psychologist would be better equipped to write this book.
antlerman 3 years ago
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
EZappa88 3 years ago
oh really??!?! oh gawd!
ChariotRider 3 years ago
Wow he is young but then I have written a book and I am 14 so I am glad to see this.
gglennwill 3 years ago
cute
Drummur 3 years ago
That is SOO true!
He should win an award! _ ''a girl''
lovepinkypoo 3 years ago