The "playtime" line at the end always reminds me of getting into trouble after wet play at school! Love it.
staercky 3 months ago
DEAD POUNDS
simontist 3 months ago
"..making good with their legs across open ground" Morris has a rare talent of making the strangest phrases and neologisms sound plausible.
onemorejoe 7 months ago 3
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"and forgot to put it back"
I wish everyone talked like that all the time.
ignoranttwat 7 months ago
the original onion news network
Sentinen 8 months ago
What's happening?
SarahMacgregor 1 year ago 5
@SarahMacgregor WHOTZ HAPPENING!
brenolad 8 months ago
@brenolad The simplest lines are always the funniest in TDT.
SarahMacgregor 7 months ago
LMAO XD
wjfox2006 1 year ago
'..And shooting foreign policemen'
TheRoryBinksProject 1 year ago 3
...removed it to play with at lunch time. and forgot to put it baaack
hammersandirons1001 1 year ago 4
Oh god no, we're gonna have to start trading in sheep again.
darrenmsparrow 1 year ago
great stuff !
vegimite2010 1 year ago
They could swap them for "Greek Euros"?
andinoble 1 year ago
The thing is the £ was actually stolen!! As well as the $ and other currencies by the crime syndicate aka George Bush & Son & both Clintons. $47 trillion I believe.
JSS64 1 year ago
WHATS HAPPENING
bumpetydump 1 year ago 2
"and forgot to put it back"
darkcanuck 2 years ago 53
best part, and the man falling over with it
03Dmartin 2 years ago
LMFAO!
OriginalSpunKa 2 years ago
he really, really is
DaltonSanitarium 2 years ago 5
I miss the Day Today... The Brass Eye was nearly as good but nothing beats The Day Today
fraser931 2 years ago
oh, so that's how the credit crunch started!
GlasgowWall 3 years ago 6
Sounds just like the present-day chaos!
PiPxTc 3 years ago 5
LOLL
nice comment :D
talatsmum 3 years ago
Now that you mention it, isn't 'Credit Crunch' just the kind of journo phraseology that Morris specialises in skewering?
ExMachine 2 years ago 7
goddamn what is he up to nowadays aint heard from him since it crowd
i love the tone he uses on 'and they forgot to put it back' textbook morris:P
carpet9999999999 2 years ago 7
Its just something that these sick, hackney luggage-bunglers spread about to get their jollies
deadgoblin86 2 years ago
WHATS HAPPENING??!!
geoff2006 4 years ago 7
Ahh, yes, I remember when this happened, there was a big fuss. Luckily they recovered it from the back of a sofa in Warrington New Town.
DannyDiplo 4 years ago 9
The "playtime" line at the end always reminds me of getting into trouble after wet play at school! Love it.
staercky 3 months ago
DEAD POUNDS
simontist 3 months ago
"..making good with their legs across open ground" Morris has a rare talent of making the strangest phrases and neologisms sound plausible.
onemorejoe 7 months ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
"and forgot to put it back"
I wish everyone talked like that all the time.
ignoranttwat 7 months ago
the original onion news network
Sentinen 8 months ago
What's happening?
SarahMacgregor 1 year ago 5
@SarahMacgregor WHOTZ HAPPENING!
brenolad 8 months ago
@brenolad The simplest lines are always the funniest in TDT.
SarahMacgregor 7 months ago
LMAO XD
wjfox2006 1 year ago
'..And shooting foreign policemen'
TheRoryBinksProject 1 year ago 3
...removed it to play with at lunch time. and forgot to put it baaack
hammersandirons1001 1 year ago 4
Oh god no, we're gonna have to start trading in sheep again.
darrenmsparrow 1 year ago
great stuff !
vegimite2010 1 year ago
They could swap them for "Greek Euros"?
andinoble 1 year ago
The thing is the £ was actually stolen!! As well as the $ and other currencies by the crime syndicate aka George Bush & Son & both Clintons. $47 trillion I believe.
JSS64 1 year ago
WHATS HAPPENING
bumpetydump 1 year ago 2
"and forgot to put it back"
darkcanuck 2 years ago 53
best part, and the man falling over with it
03Dmartin 2 years ago
LMFAO!
OriginalSpunKa 2 years ago
he really, really is
DaltonSanitarium 2 years ago 5
I miss the Day Today... The Brass Eye was nearly as good but nothing beats The Day Today
fraser931 2 years ago
oh, so that's how the credit crunch started!
GlasgowWall 3 years ago 6
Sounds just like the present-day chaos!
PiPxTc 3 years ago 5
LOLL
nice comment :D
talatsmum 3 years ago
Now that you mention it, isn't 'Credit Crunch' just the kind of journo phraseology that Morris specialises in skewering?
ExMachine 2 years ago 7
goddamn what is he up to nowadays aint heard from him since it crowd
i love the tone he uses on 'and they forgot to put it back' textbook morris:P
carpet9999999999 2 years ago 7
Its just something that these sick, hackney luggage-bunglers spread about to get their jollies
deadgoblin86 2 years ago
WHATS HAPPENING??!!
geoff2006 4 years ago 7
Ahh, yes, I remember when this happened, there was a big fuss. Luckily they recovered it from the back of a sofa in Warrington New Town.
DannyDiplo 4 years ago 9