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  • need more masters challenge!

  • New Master's Challenges Please!

  • I thought it said vagina assassin :D

  • where did you go master?

  • ah yes the best way to guard the entrance of the bridgeeeeeeee, turn your back to it, brilliant!

  • she druggs herself and gets naked to

    then simply charge and stab him ?

    to be honest that would probably work on me too

  • @DrunkenCacadu the whole game but the last two levels are flashbacks told through a fever dream. Thats what the morpine is.

  • Perfect plan to kill people. Get your tits out and run at him

  • lets try this new pow--- HOLY SHIT BAT MAN UP MY GAWD DAMN ASS!

  • lol, i thought that german at the beginning was a zombie

  • me too

  • @00poopmonster same :D

  • this game halp like metal gear and half like resident evil 4 because you need to button tapping to cross some place.

  • i hate u

  • you too

  • 4.13-4.24 ownd

  • so basically this game is a rip off of assasins creed with splinter cell

  • true lol

  • youve got some godly voice mate genius

  • lol 2:55-3:00 Rigor mortis lover

  • can this game be played on PC?

  • yes i t can saw at good will for the PC

  • ha ha ha ha! the woman: "We have to wait for them to seperate" The master: "Ok thats fune they have had a rocky relationship for some time.......

  • cover yourself in blue and nacis cant see you))))

  • Nazis isint spelt with a c lol

  • Lol nacis wtf. It's Nazi's..

  • running with panties ?

    gonna get yhis then!

  • Ah its true but i still like this game when feeling the need to sneak around killing people. What did annoy me was the all the brown...i guess its autumn in-game.

  • The master is soo funny :D

  • these master'schallenges make my day man

  • same man

  • those who like stealth games will find this one just one to add to the collection, its good, but its more like a 'meh'

  • HUuumm, this game remember Prince of Persia 3 'cause u have to kill with no sound and all the stuff...Oh my, anything new...<8|

  • Ahahahaha! Al Gore!

    Manbearpig FTW!

  • "So I may have my way with it" omg, I love this guy :)

  • was she naked? =S

  • nope >_>

  • Oww it was fraps that was lagging.

    I thoth the toshiba pc's sucks.

    but they work fine ;D

  • OK fuck it im gonna complain about this now Its cool when games want to be all realistic but it becomes a problem when I cant clearly see where im going developers need to fix this shit

  • lol " i am a week damsel in distress a pretty pretty princess" XDDDD

  • fucking spam, whars our goddamn problem

  • what is our god damn problem?

    lol

  • omg god i did see wat wolverine did to that guy it was amazing !!!! XP

  • Why is it so hard to see?

  • Somebody spilt an experience system on my third-person shooter! D:

  • lol why does this guy sound like arnould??? (the gov. of cali)

  • ROFL

  • damn the colors in thsi game is either brown or brown......

  • "ok this is true but you can die" i wonder if he read this...

  • Seriously, when one of my friends talk slowly he sounds exactly like that Oo

  • this game is shit, dont get it, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o boring to play this! this is not game, THIS IS MADNESS!

  • madness? THIS IS, well ya know.. sparta n all that

  • lol, yea u know =P

  • this video is fucking awesome i even favorited it!

    nice job!

  • What's the name of the intro song?

  • ROFL! the nazi got distracted by panties!

  • i wish masters chalenge would be longer

  • This game looks like it gets old fast.

  • Best Master's Challenges are the worst games. I.E. Wheelman

    This was freakin hilarious.

  • Game looks like a piece of shit. Not buying that OMGWTFPOS game.

  • game sucks balls

  • that game luks shit

  • OI! dont spam in the masters presents!!

  • PANTIES!!!! :D

  • OMFG BRALESS

  • hahahahahahhaa i love this guy his voice is so funny!

  • 40's panties! OMFG

  • that commentator is so awesome

  • THIS GAME SUCKS DICK

  • I get the feeling it's more likely YOU will kill your family if you already have a bloody corpse hanging in your closet!

  • perhaps you will be the bloody body in my closet if you don't shut the fuck up with the retarded comments

  • i agree dude i agree

  • u have a bra on but its hard to see the straps

  • lol this so funny

  • When the girl tries morphine she runs in PJ's i think she gets a flashback stop or something?

  • Most of the game takes place inside the main character's dreams / visions / flashbacks. She's actually unconscious in a hospital bed, and when she hits a 'stressful situation' in her dreams, the rationale is that a nurse notices she is becoming restless and administers morphine, which allows you to quickly deal with the situation.

  • well the last level is in the real world/time

  • *SPOILER WARNING* Right, but there's no morphine after you wake up.

  • which sucks balls lol

  • If you had to buy it, I'd get it on PC. Least amount of money, best graphics possible.

  • Pause at 4:51, look at the gaurds eyes. O_O

  • CREEPY lol

  • was she topless when the morphine thing happned?

  • lol "I distracted him with my panties"

    That was funny XD

  • Looks like it could get VERY repetitive. And the morphine part was just downright weird.

  • this is like metal gear but ur a girl

  • haha i love the masters voice haha

  • runescape is shit why would i waste my time?

  • GET AWAY FROM MY COOKIES!

  • runescape is freaking lame.. and stupit..

  • regemortis love lol

  • velvet assassin is a good stealth game

  • Correction: It's a very lame game.

  • technically shouldnt this be done on april 1st?

  • I honestly dont think the whole Fred thing is going to work how are u goin 2 make over a million ppl unsubscribe

  • Yay, old voice, I love you.

  • who plays the retro master and who plays the present master

  • 5/5 this guy cracked me up

    I played the exact same part the n uninstalled

    glad i pirated this piece of crap

  • this game looks bad i think. Splinter Cell is much better, has almost, or as good graphics and... well... is just better! But i think i'm gonna wait for Saboteur. That looks awesome! too bad it's coming out in a long time. (i think)

  • in the weedzzzz

  • first it was to all unsubscribe on a date now its yust unsubscrive....lil dum dun you think?

  • i think that this is just a miscopy of the spam message telling everyone to UNSUBSCRIBE ON JUNE 1st, i will be doing my part for F-Day, or whatever it shall be called

  • wow didnt see the Morphine thing comeing...

  • its the only Wii exclusive that has balls

  • What is? This game is PC/360.

  • its for the 360 idk if its on anything else...

  • PC.

  • Its on the PS3 too :) Just to let you know.

  • Actually, it's not. It's PC/360 only (at least, for now.)

  • It reminds me of the days I got hooked on opium in shanghai and had slaves and a trolley to take me to the chinese market so I could buy assorted trinkets. lol

  • i hate the look and gameplay, and everything about

    the game! ahah.

  • you forgot to copy the part that says "here's 12 interesting facts"

  • Fail on the morphine mode- lol this game sucks ass. Great vid though!

  • i distracted him with my panties!!!! ahahaha priceless

  • Lol old school panties

  • Finally, a real master's challenge

  • That looks extremely boring; does anyone have this game, and if so tell me whether it's better then it looks.

    For now, I give the game a 1/5.

    The video was hilarious on the other hand.

  • finally the real master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i distrated him with my painties lol

  • distrated?

  • This guy is sooo much better

  • a pretty pretty princess

    LOL

  • YAY! the old guy is back!!!!

  • masters challange is awsome xd

  • god spammers in this thread are such massive dickheads!

  • This kid's a n00b fag!

  • a kid hes like 24

  • It's from a song called "We didn't start the flame wars" by CollegeHumor... FAIL

  • god spammers in this thread are such massive dickheads! we dint start the flame war lol

  • The little tips that pop-up every now and then used to be helpful but now they are just stupid

  • shut the fuck up noob ass spammer

  • he does more demos than games these days adleast its the cheap option

  • walkthrough of a demo, thts kinda sad.

  • everybody can you whack my videos

    and comment and subcribe

  • the gameplay style looks a bit like tenchu z

  • tenchu z is amazing

  • yeah i have it

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  • urm you seem the name of the vid dumb ass

  • Velvet Assassin!

  • this game looks like the campain would be short

  • CLOCK