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  • if thease people went up against a real philosopher like dr.craig, it would be slaughter to their ego's

  • How do you breathe? Our brain.

  • How can you look around at the world, how can you breathe, how can you eat a delicious pasta entrée and not see that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real? Hallowed be His marinara.

    Fools, all of you!

  • How do we breathe? Ask Robert Tilton! I smell Heaven's bakery cookin' up sumpthin' good for you sister...... brrrrrrrt !

  • I love the end!

    - How fresh is the turd?

    - Steam is comin off it!

  • gahh why why whyyyyyyy do these people make christians look so horrid? -fume-

  • It's amazing how stupid Christians are.

  • I don't know how evangelicals breathe, but I'm growing more and more convinced they think with their asses.

  • "Muscles contract my lungs. Go read a book." *click*

    LOVE IT!

  • What a IDIOT!!!, Does he realize that most old earth creationist believe evolution to be FACT. Trying to disprove evolution is not going to get a creationist anywhere. Go argue with old earth creationist.

  • *cutting thick underbrush with a large machete*

    "Day 43: Umbebe and I have been trudging through the remote Amazon for 13 and a half months, and we still haven't located the infamous 'God Creature'"

    Umbebe: "Look! THERE HE IS!"

    *dramatic music and an exiting chase through the jungle*

  • @DemstarAus One of many day 43's lol

  • Tide comes in tide goes out you can't explain that

  • @IricForset the moon

  • Sticktly speaking muscles don't contract the lungs. Expiration is passive, whereas inspiration is active. You can use muscles to expire but you don't have to when all is functioning well. Just being pedantic there. God bless the passive expiration of the lungs.

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  • "How do you breathe?" Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! This guy doesn't even know basic biology?!

    I dunno = Goddunnit. *facepalm*

  • @natmil1 well considering some don't understand basic high school topics...

  • believers say they feel sad for the non-believers but in reality...they are the ones on their knees and wasting their life devoted to something with solid proof.

  • @llnetbeast *without

  • Pretty sure paedophile priests don't even believe in the shit they peddle. They're not scared of retribution, it's just great cover for their unholy crimes. 

  • all of this atheists videos just prove that atheists are more intelligent than religious nuts.

  • christians,jews and muslims are fucking idiots.

  • @metaldorksforever666 :D you amuse me thank you for dedicating time out of your day to speak to me!!! You silly Atheist Bwaahahahaha :D

  • @himeno1020 Atheists will always take time out of their day to show you how fucking retarded your beliefs are. Silly theist.

  • NOT EVERYONE WHO CALLS THEMSELVES CHRISTIAN IS TRULY SAVED. sO THEY CANT JUDGE GOD FOR ONN WHO TRULY DOES NOT HAVE GOD IN HIM OR HER

  • fuckin' blankets eh.. how do they work?

  • @sockyquest

    God made them warm and cuddly!! The devils blankets are cold and creepy.....and smell slightly of wee!

  • Like your show. Subscribe I did. Keep up the good work.

  • @vampyres32 not trolling just expressing my beliefs... And I'm not interested in getting into a debate with a you I am aware nothing I can say will change your mind all I can do is pray for you. Its not my job to make you believe . God gave us all free will you ha9Cve made your decision to deny him and that's on you. Have a good day :)

  • @himeno1020 "I pray for you because I pity you." Question, why do you pity us? Is it because you think we are somehow misguided? If we were and god actually existed (and loved us) I'm sure he would guide us without you asserting your retarded opinions.

  • @himeno1020 Another thing, have you ever worked on Sundays, had sex before marriage, wore clothing not of a solid material, eaten shellfish, or anything of that nature? ;)

  • @himeno1020 "made your decision to deny him” --> in order to deny god I would need to believe in God, have him present something, and then consciously say “No”. I simply don’t believe. if God exist then its his responsibility to make the appropriate steps to contact me (assuming there needs to be some form of contact)

  • My favourite argument is when a religious person tells you to look at nature.

  • Wow. I've never heard somebody say "How do you breathe?" as evidence for God. If God controls our breathing I guess that means he doesn't like any of the people out there who have muscular dystrophy as that's something you're born with. Interestingly enough Mattie Stepanek had that and was very religious. He also believed God didn't care what religion you were in or not, he only cared about your character. He had a much nicer God than you hear about on this show, that's for sure.

  • when you die the burden of proof will be shown... Watching you just makes me belive all the more praise the lord!!

  • @himeno1020 Are you trolling, because you can't be serious, (the unfortunate thing is you probably are) people who want to believe in something enough will create evidence when none exists , people who don't believe in something unless their is genuine evidence of its existence, can not believe to hedge a bet, actually some of us refuse to, if your god is that shallow, I don't call it god

  • @himeno1020 If you're not trolling, I think my hope for the world died a little. It's brain-dead idiots like you that give me that sort of feeling.

  • Religion seems to attract lazy people who want easy answers and not have to do any research themselves, including research on the religion itself. They would rather have someone else explain it too them.

  • @crispy380

    I completely agree. Time and time again I am provided an argument that could be debunked by 10 seconds of internet searching. Not to mention common sense.

  • @crispy380 I honestly think religion is more an denial of own mortality (Common theme is if you do this you live forever in some perfect world, and the description always seems to be what is perfect in the mindset of the individual believer) Which is why the believer even when confronted with facts will stick their fingers in their ears and say LALALA can't hear you, admitting otherwise is actually admitting to themselves that they will die

  • I saw the title of this video...and it caused me to have a minor stroke.

  • Most people are inherently stupid and are not worth the effort of debate anyway. We need to focus solely on removing religious dogma from legislation and politics. Allowing beliefs to hold so much influence in serious aspects of everyday life is detrimental to our overall progress. Religion should be expressed privately, but NOT foisted as something which is applicable to other aspects of our life. As for the average person, let 'em believe in stupid, fairy-tale nonsense if they really want to.

  • @Jcm9991 "We need to focus solely on removing religious dogma from legislation and politics.",

    No. Those are laudable aims but we are at a nexus in history where Information is the key to the future. With the advent of the Internet, it is no longer possible to prevent young minds gaining access to ideas that are contrary to those of their parents.

    Religion will die if we can present critical thinking skills and a non supernatural world view consistently.

    The Amish might still believe though.

  • @baldieman64

    Yeah but the Amish have that kick-ass Rumshpringah thing.

  • The whole atheism vs theism dichotomy is, to me, becoming a pointless debate. People will believe what they WANT to believe regardless of how much debate you actually do with them. You cannot just "tell" someone they're wrong. They have to arrive at this realization for themselves. If they don't, then simply ignore 'em. Live your life the way you want, believe the things you think are truthful. Getting riled up over the stupidity of others is a needless expenditure of time and energy.

  • @Jcm9991 - I honestly think it's good to keep the debates up so that people can bounce ideas back and forth and maybe someday either side with find the proof from something that was said to them. It gives us reasons to really search for that answer so how is that so bad? It's also a means of educating each other about other beliefs. Christians think atheist are devil worshipers and that's not true so we can educate people on what they don't understand.

  • Do you believe in god?

    Yes.

    What is your proof?

    Look at the trees.

    *epic facepalm* ....idiot.

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  • Crazy Caller #17 : HOW DO YOU BREATHE?

    I read the Title and just cringed.. How can people be that stupid?

  • *Muscles contract my lungs-go read a book* lol.

  • Lol I love Matt's definition of god: the all encompassing non-answer. Totally stealing that.

  • If i took a shot every time I heard a theist make the "look at the skies, look at the trees" argument, I'd be dead from alcohol poisoning.

  • @Akira625 LOL! Yeah, too bad a perfect god doesn't exist, otherwise he'd give you a perfectly good liver to handle all that liquor!

  • Video 457...these mother f*ckers just aren't getting it...

  • Where do these crazy, stupid people come from? I doubt i would be able to talk to them for any time without cutting them off. I love you guys!

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  • @SinnFein4ever Drop "air in", you got the quote wrong, and in turn the facts.

  • @zebezd

    Whoops!

    'Sorry about that.

    Now it's fixed.

    Thanks for catching my mistake.

  • the funny thing is whether we know how we breathe it did not matter. we breathe regardless whether we know or not how we did it. why is knowing how we breathe so impressive that's the real question. we still don/t know how to respect eachother that is why this show started to get rating for arguing, business is funny.

    after all evolution is a theory, let me know when it's a fact. so human and ape share the same ancestor, what is this ancestor of ours and apes?

  • @hmoobontherun what can you prove, good sir?

  • @FINOIWolf

    i can prove that we are all basically shit.

  • @hmoobontherun you do know what a scientific theory is dont you? you realize that germs, atoms and heliocentric solar system are all theories also? humans ARE apes

  • @wearestarstuffsagan

    are u suggesting that all scienctific theories are the absolute truth?

    humans are apes so are u telling me, a human mated with an ape?

  • @hmoobontherun no, im telling you that evolution is a theory as you said, but a theory is not a guess as you seemed to put it, but it is the best model of reality that science can achieve. evolution is one, if not the strongest theory if science, denying evolutionary theory is akin to denying germs, or that the earth goes around the sun. pythons are snakes so are u telling me, a python mated with a snake? see how rediculous that sounds?

  • @wearestarstuffsagan

    regard the universe, they create theories base on a spec of dust. yet we claim it is the only truth and the best, just come off it.

    you don't see pythons fuking cobras do u? you don't see cheetah mating with lions or do u? by the way do u know how hard it is to fuk a money, a monkey know u aren't no dman monkey. monkey just not going to bend over for u okauy. do you treat it with bananas first to get some monkey pussy?

  • @hmoobontherun really man? you realize that a theory is a model based on the evidence and not even ONE piece can be out of place? how can you be so fucking stupid and use a computer

  • @hmoobontherun "you don't see pythons fuking cobras do u? you don't see cheetah mating with lions or do u?"

    - Not all species interbreed with one another, but there are some that do. Ex: Lions and tigers. Horses and donkeys. Coyotes, wolves, dingoes, jackals and domestic dogs. King snake and a corn snake. Sheep and goats. False killer whale and a bottlenose dolphin.

    So, yeah, we do see interspecies breeding occurring. Perhaps you should do your research more to cure your ignorance.

  • @Scyntist

    no that is human attempt to mix species. in the wild no species of one kind goes mating with another. perhaps u should see thing for how it is instead of manupilating your ideas.

  • @hmoobontherun "by the way do u know how hard it is to fuk a money"

    - No, because I have never tried. Why, have you? That's pretty disgusting if you have, and I'm pretty sure beastiality is prohibited around much of the world.

  • @Scyntist

    u keep saying we come from apes. you should have an explaination or all this is crap as i've previously stated before.

  • @hmoobontherun Looking at your-piss poor command of the English language, it doesn't surprise me that you find the idea of evolution so hard to comprehend.

  • @StormchaserKnight

    we live in a universe which trillions of galaxies are floating in space. it's so limiting to go with a theory and exclude all that are possiblities. i like science but to give me a story how we became and insist this is the only possible way is like christian and their bible stories. lolz

  • @hmoobontherun Evolution is the best explanation we have, due to the available evidence

  • @hmoobontherun It's not the only possible explanantion, it's just the one with the most overwhelming evidence to support it. I personally guarantee you that the day anyone shows evidence of a phenomenon that contradicts what science shows us (that can be verified, tested and used to predict future results), all of us trained in the sciences will happily accept it. Remember, science is just a way to use your mind, it wasn't "created" to refute religious crackpots (even though it often does :-)

  • @toAdmiller

    u know quatum physics says matters are not predictable. to say this is the ONLY possibility, but in quataum physics it's about possiblilities. your way of thinking is limiting and u cling to that one idea calling it science. your should share all the different views of science not just the popular one that you've been taught okay.

  • @hmoobontherun No, any responsible, honest scientist never says, "This is the ONLY possibility"; instead, they say, "Based on our observations and testing, this is the best explanation we have at the moment". My thinking is not limited, I'm always open to other explanations, again, that can be verified by others, tested and used to make future predictions. If you have a different view of some phenomenon, please present it with your proof, testing and predictions.

  • @toAdmiller

    u can word your explainations all u want, but go study quatum physics and u can find the contradictions u want proof for. 

  • @hmoobontherun humans are by definition apes, so yes technically, humans mate with apes every time they have sex

  • @wearestarstuffsagan

    maybe u do, but i don't lolz.

  • the funny thing is whether we know how we breathe it did not matter. we breathe regardless whether we know or not how we did it. why is knowing how we breathe so impressive that's the real question. we still don/t know how to respect eachother that is why this show started to get rating for arguing, business is funny.

    after all evolution is a theory, let me know when it's a fact. so human and ape share the same ancestor, what is this ancestor of ours and apes?

  • socks are the devils plaything. (he does seem to get a lot of playthings though) Yer basic tube sock is cotton/ rayon blend with elastic in the top part. That my friends is MIXED FIBRES and therefore an abomination to God.

  • whoa, that was a surprise. Dies the Pope know he is not Christian.

  • That was Wanda Sykes at the end. It was a prank call to an automotive repair shop complaining that someone took a dump in the back seat of her car.

  • Some of these numbskull callers really need to go back to school!! What's going on inside their brains? Sad actually.

  • Brainwashed fucktards. Sad isn't it? Religious people are great entertainment!

  • "Goddidit" is not an answer for anything. It's a shorter way of saying "Ihavenofuckingcluebutsayinggo­ddiditmakesmefeelsmarterandsin­ceitcantbedisproventhatmakesme­right." Theists are useless scum that do nothing but suck the fucking life out of life. They can shove whatever Bibblit they believe in straight up their anus'.

  • :O They have Pink Floyd as the intro? Never knew that! Just something to make this show even more awesome <3

  • Wow how do we breathe?? seriously??? does he even know what is keeping him alive??

  • "Yes, because God created us." Fuck...Christians win again, guys. They are just so good at arguments.

  • @werebee LOL ;). I love sarcasm jokes. You made my day.

  • I love these guys! they own bible humpers

  • Oh I love this 1: If you pray every morning to your piece of toast and you believe that is turns in the body of Elvis Presley, you're out of your mind.

    If you go to church every sunday and pray and you eat a cracker and you believe that you just ate the body of christ,. you're just a christian

  • @HemaFTW Yeah, Sam Harris is awesome :)

  • @HemaFTW dont forget the Blood of Christ in the cup. Blood for teh Blood God !

  • go read a book.....no, not that one....

  • Has anyone ever noticed that Christians never have such shows welcoming Atheist callers?

  • @stephenawolfe It's called FOX. They like to have a single Atheist, while they have a group of 4 or 5 Theists to cut them off every time they try to talk. It's disgusting.

  • @TheCrimsonification Yes, and I agree 100%.

  • Christian: If you dont believe in God, where did you come from?

    Atheist: mi parents.

  • Christian: If you dont believe in God, where did the pretty trees come from?

    Atheist: Acorns.

  • Hahaa! BillyJimBob believes magicman uses magic to help him breathe?:)

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  • Can somebody tell me where the clip at the end came from? It was funny as all Hell :D (No pun intended :P )

  • @MajickDemoniack Sounds like Wanda Sykes, a funny stand up comedian and actress.

  • I got hit in the head with a rock that no one threw... it couldn't possibly have just come loose and fallen off a hill/cliff... therefor GOD! >.>

    Don't Christian's see how insane this is?

  • Was that Wanda Sykes at the end?

  • @IseeRightThrough2you Yes that is Wanda... Its an excerpt from an episode of Crank Yankers that used to be on The Comedy Channel. The whole thing is hilarious. You should check it out if you haven't heard it yet.

  • @IseeRightThrough2you yes it is on the show crankyankers

  • "Go read a book" lol that's my catch phrase, I'm suing for gimmick infringement.

  • Only creationists come from monkeys. As for the trees, the flowers, the chirping birds, and basket weavers who sit and smile.... I have one thing to say about that... Can't explain that!!

  • Christians are so stupid. "How do you breathe everyday" wtf?

  • The barter system no longer works in this day and age. Given how agriculture works now bartering goods would be a huge hassel. For example one cannot trade a whole crop for a new combine given how those machines take a lot of work to make. itd take something of equal value for the trade to work.

  • This has to be a prank call, 'cause goddamn.

  • If god created us, there would be no need for humans to have extremely similar DNA to other apes. But worse than that, if god specially created each species, there is no reason for the same DNA code to be used in all life. To say the the same code is found in all life because all life had "one author" misses the point entirely, especially since "special creation" doesn't predict we would find similar DNA across species. EVOLUTION DOES...and we did find it, which means evolution wins.

  • Someone needs to teach this guy some Nietzsche-scale-of-truth shizzle. No one's opinion is invalid, pointless or meaningless.

  • I know someone that was molested by a Seventh Day Adventist teacher (in a church school), so it's not just the Catholics that have sexual deviants in their midst.

  • apparently "research" is Nothing but the things develope in your head. :P

  • I can't even see the dislike bar :D

  • "Go read a book." Love it.

  • What further proof do you need that the bible is real? It says so IN THE BIBLE!! Just read it!!! LOL!

    Sadly, people who believe what I just said are voting.

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  • Muscles move your diaphram Matt, not your lungs. Therefor the flying spaghetti monster is clearly the creator of the universe.

  • @3234718 the muscles at the side of your chest also have something to do with it kid, i forget what they are called but I always mix the word up with 'pentecostal' :)

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  • 3:01 that was soo funny 

  • @dejesusluisx You may be the dumbest person on the internet.

    Greed is a natural trait of every thinking being on the planet. The Capitalism has nothing to do with whether or not we're greedy. We're in a capitalism because humans are greedy. The idealist view of a communism is impossible because it relies on the complete faith of everyone in the society. Therefore, even it is unfair. That is why there will be no such thing as a "higher consciousness plane."

    Now, seek logic.

  • @dejesusluisx

    Sorry, the idea of being "saved" is nonsensicle. Selfishness is a negative aspect of humanity now but it saved our very existance back when mankind was first starting out. The natural inclination to keep things to one's self is ingrained in us and the only thing that keeps it properly in check is proper upbringing and a rational, thought out education on why usually sharing is better than greed. You don't need some supernatural nonsense that can't be verified to know this.

  • @NUTCASE71733 "it saved our very existance back when mankind was first starting" you might be right, but now is an anchor that is hindering our progress to a higher consciousness level. "thought out education on why usually sharing is better than greed" in the absence of God that thought out education is meaningless. If you only have one life, and there is nothing more, you better do anything you can do to be rich and live comfortably, there wouldn't be reasons not to be greedy and materialistic

  • @dejesusluisx

    "you might be right, but now is an anchor that is hindering our progress to a higher consciousness level"

    First off there's no evidence of a higher conciousness you idiot. Stop saying that nonsense, you can't prove it. Second, this anchor you speak of is further exploited by you idiots, promising a selfish desire, AKA eternal life for blind service to a being that has givin us no evidence to beleive it exists at all.

  • @NUTCASE71733 Greed is a natural survival function when you are not in a supportive society, exactly. However, since we are now in those societies, it is no longer a required human behaviour. Unfortunately capitalism supports it, and those who benefit from that greed refuse to pass on their success in most cases.

  • @JaytheOstrich

    When you buy a can of corn from a store, you deprive another person of that corn. In other words, greed. It's in an very small amount, but it's still greed. Greed driven by one's hunger.

  • @NUTCASE71733

    When you engage in trade, you create incentive for production. If we did not exchange goods for food, there would not be as much food ad there is.

  • i love the "god done it" explanation lol

  • Haha I like to call the appeal to beauty in nature "The Argument from Trees." What would that be in Latin, Argumentum Arbolis?

  • @StacksOfWax1 Argumentum Arbolis...Hysterical!!!

  • What is that sound bite at the end from?

  • @InYourFaceNewYorker Wanda Sykes, she's a riot.

  • you sell you ass to the devil , hahaha , lmao what is this episode?

  • @MrPianoguitar Episode 457. If you read the descriptions of videos, you'll usually find the info you're looking for. Just click on the "show more" link and you'll see it.

  • muscles contract my lungs. go read a book.

  • I completely understand Matt's anger towards the caller at the end. I swear, after going through so many of these clips, this is about the 10th+ time I've heard the exact same argument.

  • Oxygen goes in, carbon dioxide goes out. You can't explain that.