Dirt: A one man show by John Morello.

[DACappola]

Honestly this video doesn't do him justice... Definitely my favorite "guest speaker" of my 4 year high school career.

[GimletWeapon]

He came to my school today! He is amazing!

[JoeMcCuine]

he almost makes too much sense.

[TheRj1322]

and i find this now!!!??

this guy was at my school

[animecontoursay01]

John Morello was just at my school today we live in an alright area this guy was very amazing and he made us laugh when he said oh i guess its a bit early for a person to say Vagina at 10 o clock and we all laughed and cried about his 2 brothers I especially love the conclusion with the old man WWII veteran and how his grandson used to be his hopes and the only thing that makes him live but now that grandson was calling from rehab asking him to pick him up I love this guy and he made me cry T_T

[invader0524]

He came to my school a while ago. Hes awsome!

[violet13125]

he came to my school today!!!!!!!! he was so so so so funny and powerful! hes great and hilarious :)

[mayadc28]

he came to my school today ! and one girl stood up at the endd of it withh tears pouring down her face and said "thank you soo much !"

[MasterJB9]

He was at my school! He is so cool. His jokes are amazing.

[alphaprincess03]

He was at our school a while ago, and it was an amazing experience. He's funny and talented, and got the audience very involved. Our school's mascot is a green wave- of grass. So, he was like, "No, our school doesn't have any drug problems. Our mascot is weeeeeed!" Won everyone over immediately.

[AlexMusicOfficial1]

you came to my school u were the best assembly of the year! the thing u said about the popular girls was exactly what happens in my school

[catherinemary23]

You came to my school a while ago (NFMS, as if you remember), and I was more than amazed. Your story was funny, devastating, and inspiring.

The characters were all so real to me (like I knew Pi and everyone personally). It sounds creepy, but I know I'll still think of them when I'm like 36.

By the time the show was done and you talked about your two brothers, I seriously wanted to give you a hug. (P.S. I am NOT a hugger, man.)

[truegamer88]

lol he came to my school today! EL DIABLO! EL DIABLO!

[KUZ2011]

he was at my school today. he was awsome!!!!!!!

[sernarunner21]

@KUZ2011 What high school? One of my friends form St Pats in Chicago said he was there today

[KUZ2011]

@sernarunner21 yep st pats

[sympathy883]

He just came to our school of North Providence today, was hella funny.. But not only funny, he got the point across, great ways of grabbing everyones attention. Every assembly everyone is always on their phones, but not this time.. Best line that had me laughin "Im not a druggie, Im a scientist"

[abbehjayislove]

he came to my high school four or five years ago... still resonates today. very powerful; i wish i had a dvd of the whole thing so i could watch it over and over and share with others

[milkyway531]

He came to my school yesterday! WOOT

[pplalwaysgreave]

So you came to my school today, and dude... you literally made my day! Honestly one of the best shows around. Inspiring and fucking hilarious!

[WolvesRUs]

he came to my school years ago, wanted to see him again ever since, one of the best assemblies ever

[HoneyButterBun2121]

:D :D :D I SAW HIM TODAY

best assembely ever. like seriously, it was the most hilarious yet moving act ive ever seen.

[KnightenGaile]

@HoneyButterBun2121

[KnightenGaile]

@HoneyButterBun2121 Do you go to Notre Dame??

[brohanskiguitar]

@KnightenGaile i do hahaha

[HoneyButterBun2121]

@KnightenGaile

uhhh, i dunno, do YOU?

[KnightenGaile]

@HoneyButterBun2121 haha no

my best friend does

[sugaryaoi]

He can to my school today errrr yesterday but he was so awesome i loved his performance WHOOT JOHN MORELLO

[tylerslandscaping]

@johnmorello hey great show at MHS Phonix Program today i enjoyed it a lot!!! I was the kid talking about chris farley and asking about patrice.. I hope all goes will. PS i enjoyed how u put in the italian heratige stuff. Im italian i enjoyed a lot of it

[tlop200]

you came to my school today. you wre fucking hillarous!

[iambranflakes]

"YOU'RE STONED."

"YEAH, I KNOW."

best scene when he came to my school.

[Dukesterhawkins100]

Came to my school today. Funniest guy ever, yet it's a serious show about real problems. Thumbs up.

[DeathLorelei]

He was at my school a few days ago. My boyfriend and I both agree that he's fucking hilarious.

[CPRandRBC]

was this show at PDS in NC?

It's just the time of the taping and the curtains are all right.

And I was there.

That was by far my favorite show ever, mostly because I had just been recently exposed to the consequences of peoples actions when they do stuff like that.

And in the years follow (freshman when you came and senior now) i became president of our SADD club at school because. granted, most of our members graduated and now there are just two of us. but at least we know what we stand for.

[stargaze16]

I remember him, and it was the best assembly I ever had. I just wish my friend knew about John Morello. He was my best friend, and now his addiction turned him into a completely different person- and I know we seem like we've went our seperate ways, but I'll always be there for him. Someone needs to have faith in him to get himself clean, even if it's just one person who happens to be me. Because John's right- it's the little things and choices that make up the rest of our lives.

[caitlinjane92]

"So it's the fellow underachievers, alright." LOL!

[caitlinjane92]

I can really connect to the story "The Ghost." I've never taken and WILL NEVER take drugs, but, the sitting-by-myself part and the being-picked-on-by-other-girls part of the story are both situations that I've gone through in high school this year. Thank GOD I'm going to be out of school for the summer next week.

[blckshdw95]

He was at my school last week haha, we live in a rural area so hes like "on the way here its was like tree, tree, tree, cow, cow, silo, silo, dead thing (points to "side of road") i dont even know what it is", haha

[macmatt72]

@blckshdw95 and @bloombabii he came to my school today he said the same things it was hilarious

[EC91Inf3kt3d93TO]

Glad I stayed up during your performance here in Billerica last Friday. I thought your message was clear and easy to follow I like message of the show. Great Job.

[N00BSAMURAI]

He came to my school in grafton ma on Tuesday may 4 and he was funny as hell

[caitlinjane92]

@N00BSAMURAI I saw him there too! He's AWESOME! I hope we'll see him again someday soon.

[sugababy1761]

he came to my school in PA last week... it was the greatest assembly ive ever been to. i LOVE Jayson hahahaha "like im really gonna bring weed to school and show it in front of the teacher" <3

[m32antonellis]

hey john you just came to my school on friday and you were wicked funny and it really connected to my friends and i

[doggyking07]

He's coming to our school tom.

[MCMstudioz]

YOU just went to my school your really good at acting im from Milford High School.....Scarlet? that was halirious I think your amazing...Keep Doing WHat you do man

[utubechick44]

hahahha this is hilarious u came to my school a few days ago ur soo funny!!!

[uncballerina1]

came to my school a couple days ago. i laughed as much as i cried it was AMAZING. i'd love to see this again. <3

[kabamodernchick]

Haha he came to my school and he was sooo funny!

[TheMarcher109]

is this at MO?

[flamingbrain12]

he came to crnbrook kingswood today. he was hilarious.

[sexymamii15]

he came 2 my skool today BCIT medford campus. he was koo and so funny. my fav skit was tha gurl under tha umbrella hehe

[astrochelz96]

he came to my schoool today! he was sooo funnnyy. best. assembly, ever

[delaneyXOjane]

this guy is amazing!

[Myisha631]

yo check Mykee Fowlin...amazin as well :]

[KrishnaNKrishna]

he cammmme to my school today! <3 whs :) he's amazing, and wicked funny :D

[Darenlover]

he came to our school today! an absolute riot. i loved every second of it

[TGIFridayy]

This guy came to my school today and I can honestly say that it was the best assembly we've ever had - he was hysterical!

"We are the Woolies, we'll knit your sweaters."

and

"Oh my God, I can't believe they left me here."

"Wow, you must be a loser."

"Wow, you work at Cinnabun."

[BSacchetti13]

This guy was hysterical. He came to my school tuesday. He made fun of our mascot because were the wizards. It was so funny.

[colombianokd]

FRANKLIN HIGH.....NICE JOB

[fixitpuppet]

OMG! This guy came to my school in America I went to last year! It was frikkin HILARIOUS! I was that kid in the back row laughing so hard that the ppl in the front row yelled, "Hey, shut up! I want to hear the rest of it!"

[GMenFan1027]

this guy came to my school today. he's so funny!

[skychifan409]

this guy is funny he came to my school 2day

[bloombabii]

Oh my! He came to our school today!! That is so weird!! haha. He was amazingly funny. FREEZE! DROP THE DANDELION!

[AngelKitty129]

came to uour school in NJ on tuesday maybe wensday! awesome. i loved your show. me and my friends are still laughing about it

[Flameclaw123]

Hack. Middle loved the performance! Just saw it today, and we couldn't have been at a better assembly!

[AngelKitty129]

yeah! thats right go hms! but no sheep kiching in the vid.m oh well...

[fixitpuppet]

Oh, I loved it when he talked about the Woolies!

[xkillsteph]

pennridge loved you. well the students did. haha

i liked how you treated us our age, not like we were little kids.

you were legit and i respect that. great job, keep doing what you're doing man.

[ladybugmargs188]

i saw you in cleveland ohio and you had a huge impact on me. Last year someone came to our school and recited a bunch of statistics to us, but i could really relate to everything you said. thankyou.

[xxalexroxxxxD]

you came to our school on wednesday.

I just wanted to thank you!!!

a lot of kids at our high school have addictions... thank god im not one of them. it's really nice to see someone come to schools and tell kids all about this stuff... even though most of them aren't mature enough to understand some of it.

it really meant a lot to me.

again, thanks for being a roll model to us students at orange!!!

[MrBakerskate1]

he came today..so funny

[alexb42621]

i saw this on monday at my school. it was really funny

[djkt208]

ur where ba big hit in westlake

[nuttysurvivor]

Awesome show in Westlake OH. Thanks for bringing this performance to us - I truly think the kids are listening to YOU. Wish you continued success.

[nuttysurvivor]

Just saw your show in Cleveland, OH tonight. Your performance was amazing and accurate. I truly believe that you REACH the kids. You are hilarious while telling it like it is! I am proud my son wanted to see the evening show after watching the performance at school. I really enjoyed you but am sorry for your loss. Wish you continued success in your travels.

[md2260]

Looking forward to seeing you in NE Ohio this fall!!!

[benjaminveiga72]

i just saw him he was great

[tyla140]

You were amazing.Thank you for coming to Miami, OK.We really needed this and everyone thought you were just going to preach at us,but thank you for listening to me and us.I loved it and for those who didn't-Their loss, a very sad one.If you don't remember me,I'm the black girl who told you about feeling hopeless,well I remembered what you said and I your words are reminding me to keep on pushing.Thank you for seeing the real me behind the "happy" mask.

Shani

[kickflipkb]

This guy is freaking hilarious! He was so awesome when he came to our school!

But the music you put in the background is too upbeat for the most serious parts..

[ikickyouxD]

he preformed this for us yesterday. he's very funny. :D

[abc123730]

no he doesnt do the parkin in front of the deli

[CourtneyNicloe]

does he still do the part about parking in front of the deli (hey u kno it)?

[domeish]

he does. I saw him today he's hilarious and i enjoyed watching it

[rhcpfan1222]

he came to my high school yesterday, Lincoln Sudbury and he was sooooo funny and he really got his message across but i loved the chewbacca joke

[dwoolie2008]

he came to my highschool this morning... he also graduated from my highschool...millbury high school

[PeanuckleFudge]

he came to my high school yesterday

he really impacted everyone

and most the people in my school are potheads

the message really got thru their heads

[dAnZeR1021]

you cam to hillsborough awhile ago and i thought you rocked!!! all my friends say the same thing too... you are amazing and i think that it is amazing that you can do this show!!

[Iloveluellen]

thanks for coming to our school even thought those douchbags  were being asses u rock john

[HKgunner]

You were awesome dude, thanks for coming to Howard!

[kvndrd]

You're a pretty beast guy thanks for coming to Howard. Not a single person who didn't think you were great.

[generalrodrigo]

man thank you for coming to Howard High you have changed a lot of people lives today i could see it around me

[Nekolady]

Great show, thank you for coming to Ravenscroft.

[jhawk2012]

thanks for coming to ravenscroft

[courtXloves0you]

hey john. thanks so much for coming to kittatinny. it was wonderful!!! you changed a ton of peoples lives that day. including mine

[njdevils4life1]

this guy is hilarious! who eva stole my Marlboros, UR DEAD!

[0MGamy]

Woopwoop! Kittatinny was cool. That janitor messing with the bells. Hahaha well anyway. You did an amazing job. I didn't have a chance to ask a question or make a comment but I wanna let you know that this show meant a lot to me because I was clean for a while like your brother and I was going to start up again because I've been so stressed out but after watching this show I don't want to anymore so thank you. You put the entire show up here or on your site I'd love to see the whole thing again.

[Pandanobear]

He Seriously made me almost cry

[madilovesjkl]

he's awesome(:

i loved his performance!

[Apocaliptz]

Best school presentation I've ever seen.

[yyvonnneee]

Yvonne from Methacton.

I loved your show, it was hilarious, and me and my friends are quoting it all the time.

Just thought I'd tell you that we accidentally got you mixed up with Tom Morello and we freaked out cause he's in guitar hero!! But seriously, you're just as cool.

Hope we get to see you again!

[giannaxbanana]

This is Julie from Methacton

You're show was AWESOME.

Please come back again some time soon!

[mymomijibunny]

Mikayla, from Methacton High School

I loved your show. To be honest, that was the only assembaly that I sayed awake for. In my opinon, and most of my friends, I say that through your show, you can really help kids. Laughter is the best medican they say, so why can't it be a way to help with addiction?

[TheSharkLung]

Hannah, from Methacton High School.

Your performance was one of the best I've ever seen,

and I know for a fact that I'll always remember you &

how you captivated the crowd. For once, kids from my

school walked away from that type of assembly and didn't say how lame, boring, or what a waste of time it was, and

we've had many speakers, so great job.

Hope the touring goes well.

[AdogandHeavyC]

John,

Im from Dedham High and you came to our school today and you did a great job. I really liked the way you acted as all the people i learned alot from your performance thanks so much.

[forsakenpink]

I loved your show. you came to my school last year and it was all we could talk about for a very long time. It was amazing because our school usually makes us watch the whole "if you even look at weed you will die" junk and your show was REAL. thank you so much!

Just wondering: which school is featured in this video?