I made my sister watch this as she didn't fully comprehend the phenomenon that is Engrish, and in doing so we stumbled across something potentially hilarious; Kringon, anyone?
"concent" コンセント is actually taken from "concentric plug" which means "electrical outlet". I can kinda understand their slip-ups, because it's not like looking up what "concent" or "consent" (common romanizations) of these words would return the actual meaning.
I dunno that the Hokuo bakery package was that weird. I'd rather have a food package that talked about Scandanavian folklore than some McMarketing spin about how their food is slightly less unhealthy than it used to be.
@KumaKaori and whoa oO;. you do a good impression of Inigo Montoya <<! and uh.. I've been to japan 5 times; ... I have yet to visit the ghibli museum .. sadly. I'm pretty sure i just lost nerd points.
Graham you are such a sellout. This entire video is just you whoring out Japan. I want a real LoadingReadyRun video you f***ing sellouts! JK, sweet video
so what if i looked at your vacation pictures, certainly the best i have ever seen... not that i have seen many ppls vacation pics, but still... a great video... thanks for the upload...
no excuse ALL my peoples know it! lol jk (but not really, they all do ^_^)
Ghibli Studios made movies like Spirited Away, Ponyo on the Cliff, even Kiki's Delivery Service... many more as well and they're ALL AWESOME XD do yourself a favour and watch them!!
I was just messin with ya :D all my friends and I are nerds (film nerds at that) so that's why we know, but yeah prolly one of the BEST animation studios EVAR lol
Great Phailhaus, you guys need to make more o' dems. Btw, in one of the Commodore Hustle's, the Victoria Coalition for People Named James was my house!
BASTARDS!!! ahaha i still loved the video, and the funny translations. :D And why do you assume everyone that watches your vids are nerds? i for one, am totally, completely, definitely, NOT a nerd. Ok that was a lie, im a nerd...
The trouble is that the Japanese don't understand that you always need to translate TO your native language. They are of the (mistaken) opinion that only a Japanese native speaker could possibly understand their language, so they invariably pick Japanese native speakers with a... less than comprehensive understanding of the target language to do their translations.
If you're not Japanese, you can pretty much forget getting a translator job in Japan (for a Japanese company anyway).
Mark and spencers are fail in the UK, why would they be any different anywhere else? Also check out South Korea for some truly failure in english as well, I went on the uplay site to try and register and I got a lols message after translating. Blindness authentication is required. What?
But I love vacation pictures, after all I never have time to go on Vacation. How else I'm I suppose to live vicariously through other peoples vacations.
"You keep using that word. I duna think it means what you think it means," ha ha ha havn't heard a qoute from that movie ever. I cant remember what the movie is called cause i forgot while typing this.
another person goes to japan, and i'm still stuck here in cali. oh well, good to have you guys back. that was the best vacation slide show i've seen XD
when i visited japan i turned a corner and saw the robot, i was so startled i wouldn't stop shaking for about 10 minutes....HE SHOOTS GIANT LASERS AND I WAS 8!
Well, that all depends on who you talk to. I myself am American and I pride myself on being one of the few people I know who strives to use correct grammar and spelling.
The majority of my countries butchering of the English language is actually a blessing for me, as it makes me seem much smarter than I really am whenever I have to turn in an essay or write a paper for any of my classes.
Kathleen would totally get my rough influence sausage.
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kerrqo 3 months ago
There should be a Production IG museum. Is there a production IG museum?
DonReba 3 months ago
I have that LOTR set that's behind Kathleen, but I haven't met anyone else hereabouts who has it... Is it a regional thing?
PikkaBird 6 months ago
The what museum? Both of you say it so fast every time you say it that I can't even tell how to type it in Wikipedia.
thisisaformality 7 months ago
@thisisaformality Studio Ghibli museum. It's a museum of Studio Ghibli, an amazing anime studio.
PreMortemFool 7 months ago
haloing this video I declaration awesome, thank you many many for this posting I laffing all the way
misteryman5 8 months ago
I made my sister watch this as she didn't fully comprehend the phenomenon that is Engrish, and in doing so we stumbled across something potentially hilarious; Kringon, anyone?
tehPete 8 months ago
Princess Bride reference <3
Beckophilia 9 months ago
Did he died?
Ayanami1000 10 months ago
Oh Graham, you have the nerdiest laugh...
Nephy3107 10 months ago
I agree that flap duck is an awesome name!
Let's go to flap duck!
dexdex1560 1 year ago
You BASTARDS!
Good photos though......
leapoffaith20 1 year ago
We gonna see more of these anytime soon?
harmon92 1 year ago
omg there is a sephiroth behind that girl :O
majicstargirl 1 year ago
"concent" コンセント is actually taken from "concentric plug" which means "electrical outlet". I can kinda understand their slip-ups, because it's not like looking up what "concent" or "consent" (common romanizations) of these words would return the actual meaning.
Sukuraidogai 1 year ago
But they were good vacation pictures and were actually interesting.
enterprisingbones 1 year ago
...oh you crafty bastards....
mosespart2 1 year ago
what was that museum they were talking about and why is it such a bid deal?
Semitaire 1 year ago
I wanted to make a comment by just repeating the funniest part of the video, but it was just too hard to choose one.
waZelda 1 year ago
I would guess rough influence means spicy.
Mullahgrrl 1 year ago
I dunno that the Hokuo bakery package was that weird. I'd rather have a food package that talked about Scandanavian folklore than some McMarketing spin about how their food is slightly less unhealthy than it used to be.
leeshajoi 1 year ago
Dennys in Japan is actually good <_<;;.
KumaKaori 1 year ago
@KumaKaori and whoa oO;. you do a good impression of Inigo Montoya <<! and uh.. I've been to japan 5 times; ... I have yet to visit the ghibli museum .. sadly. I'm pretty sure i just lost nerd points.
KumaKaori 1 year ago
Do you use Maya for the text?
PikkaBird 1 year ago
7:26 - 7:35
I resent that Kathleen! i am not that nerdy!
besayewich 1 year ago
My god, someone else that breathes in when they laugh. (Also, I enjoyed looking at your vacation pictures. I hope that isn't too creepy.)
kirbyfan95 1 year ago
OMG i found the tardis
TheRubySlipUps 1 year ago
Quartz glass clear and transparence thouroughly?
GreatPelicanMan 1 year ago
i love graham's nerd laugh at the end :)
TurboNemesis 1 year ago 4
Graham you are such a sellout. This entire video is just you whoring out Japan. I want a real LoadingReadyRun video you f***ing sellouts! JK, sweet video
evrytingoodinlife 1 year ago
This has made my day so much better! Thanks guys! :D
FeruFirecat 2 years ago 2
so what if i looked at your vacation pictures, certainly the best i have ever seen... not that i have seen many ppls vacation pics, but still... a great video... thanks for the upload...
Jshaw71 2 years ago
I love the Eddy Murphy cameo right at the end :p
PaddlefootCanada 2 years ago
So damn funny I had to spell laughing my fucking ass off
K9unittp 2 years ago
I laughed so hard I cried. The whole video long.
DevilDan83 2 years ago
Here in Scandinavia "Tomte" means santa :S and he have nothing to with our bread. :S
CeasarCompany 2 years ago
I giggled all the way through the Lucky Teapot.
Rat3hellivader 2 years ago 2
I bawled through the Lucky Teapot....
wierdo1232123 2 years ago
What Museum?
Am I missing something crucial?
TheGovernment101 2 years ago
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Get rid of the woman and this'd be great.
GigaAndy 2 years ago
I love the Final Fantasy figurines in the background!
ShiningOmega 2 years ago
Unskipable was my least favorite escapist thing but this is actually quite funny.
Wheepwhoop 2 years ago
what is the ghibli Museum and I am not white im brown
VampyrKnightDante 2 years ago
no excuse ALL my peoples know it! lol jk (but not really, they all do ^_^)
Ghibli Studios made movies like Spirited Away, Ponyo on the Cliff, even Kiki's Delivery Service... many more as well and they're ALL AWESOME XD do yourself a favour and watch them!!
lilredfilmgeek 2 years ago
seen SA and I think Cliff but didn't know the studios name
VampyrKnightDante 2 years ago
I was just messin with ya :D all my friends and I are nerds (film nerds at that) so that's why we know, but yeah prolly one of the BEST animation studios EVAR lol
lilredfilmgeek 2 years ago
I Videogame nerd. Spirited away was a really good one even though I like more action type of animes usally like Samurai Champloo.
VampyrKnightDante 2 years ago
You'll pay, oh you'll pay.
Humpfgo 2 years ago
THE SSPPAAAAAAACCEE!
akatsukimaster666 2 years ago
Rough Influence Sasage: sausage raised in an abusive household.
zombiecancer888 2 years ago
I need to get one of those shirts. Requesting a link or assistance. >>;
OMGdancingpandas 2 years ago
Is it just me or is there a dead Squall on the right side of the self in the background?
janaoo4 2 years ago
*Referring to last comment*
Oh. Oh god. They did!
maplezyrup 2 years ago 2
Only comment... 1, 2, 3, etc... Are Arabic Numerals... Not Roman ;)
Still love you anyways Kathleen
Tensen01 2 years ago 12
Oh, you sneaky bastards.
DarkReaper1994 2 years ago
I would SO go to Japan just for the Ghibli museum.
CirrusEpix 2 years ago
Great Phailhaus, you guys need to make more o' dems. Btw, in one of the Commodore Hustle's, the Victoria Coalition for People Named James was my house!
Disasterwerx 2 years ago
You...you made me look at them...how dare you make me look at your pictures!
OnyxOblivion 2 years ago
best Phailhaüs evar!
I need to get one of those shirts too!
Acidpants220 2 years ago
I live in Taiwan. I almost never see English outside that doesn't have serious issues.
talhoyle 2 years ago
You guys would be the best people to go to Japan with. Seriously.
KelseyHatesYou 2 years ago 2
I love this. cracking up through the whole thing. You guys went to Tokyo?
TheDoomBunny 2 years ago
About China having really bad Engrish... yeah, that's pretty on the nose. Some of my favorites:
In the Qingdao Beer Brewery, there's a sign with the words "magical yeast."
In the Qingdao Airport: "Please lick your car."
I don't remember where this was... somewhere in Shandong (maybe Penglai): "parking lot for stuff."
Again, don't remember: "Carefully scalds the finger."
Sadly, I don't have the pictures.
camelpimp 2 years ago
Lmao, this was awesome. Phailhaüs never phails to make me lol :)
PastafarianPriestess 2 years ago
tee hee princess bride :D
patdluver7722 2 years ago
this is win on so many levels
Smacky42 2 years ago 2
i seriously still hate you for going to japan
cause i seriously want to go there one day :(
Daco65 2 years ago
OTAKU!
ColtonPhillips 2 years ago
Gareth and Rebekkah said the Japanese Denny's was grand. They have some odd standards perhaps.
Freshette 2 years ago
KHHAAANNNNNN!!!!!!
DivinusAssassin 2 years ago
That was the single best thing I've seen all year. Thank-you LLR!
WestNinja 2 years ago
Hooray vacation pictures!
Radioactivcheese 2 years ago
How about putting the date of the original release of your videos in the info section?
driftwolf 2 years ago 3
yeah, I'll take care of that over the next few days.
loadingreadyrun 2 years ago
@loadingreadyrun Lies...
itazura 1 year ago
That was a truly brilliant ending! x)
Question, and it may sound retarded, but are Graham and Kathleen in a relationship? If not, then they should be =D
Sylantio 2 years ago
They are.
AnthonyCapps 2 years ago
they are
Daco65 2 years ago
omfg, xD rough influence sausage.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
KevinLounsberry 2 years ago
I wish LRR would go back to that show they had before this one, forget what it was called. It was still about failing but I liked it better.
mathshop24 2 years ago
What's with 2 copies of this vid up? -confused-
xXRaiFenrirXx 2 years ago
"flapduck"! XD amazing
lostWolfpup8 2 years ago
lol great video.
Darksplinter82 2 years ago
BASTARDS!!! ahaha i still loved the video, and the funny translations. :D And why do you assume everyone that watches your vids are nerds? i for one, am totally, completely, definitely, NOT a nerd. Ok that was a lie, im a nerd...
Raintal0n 2 years ago
Though it wasn't THAT bad this reminds me of trying to read the directions to my rice-cooker
poopsled 2 years ago
The trouble is that the Japanese don't understand that you always need to translate TO your native language. They are of the (mistaken) opinion that only a Japanese native speaker could possibly understand their language, so they invariably pick Japanese native speakers with a... less than comprehensive understanding of the target language to do their translations.
If you're not Japanese, you can pretty much forget getting a translator job in Japan (for a Japanese company anyway).
driftwolf 2 years ago
Oh you SNEAKY BASTARDS.
iwantmyisland 2 years ago 2
Mark and spencers are fail in the UK, why would they be any different anywhere else? Also check out South Korea for some truly failure in english as well, I went on the uplay site to try and register and I got a lols message after translating. Blindness authentication is required. What?
centralpsp 2 years ago
whait im not whit im froom Americas and I wants to gotos the Japans.
VampyrKnightDante 2 years ago
This is one of your best videos. I loved looking at your vacation pictures. But I feel bad laughing over bad english, when mine sucks too. :(
ClanTremere 2 years ago
oh you dicks! you did just make me look at your vacation pics!! goddamnit!
FattBaker 2 years ago
Oh you devious little people! Making me look at your vacation pictures! Inconceivable!
avalonf72 2 years ago
Question for you guys : did you get the "actually, my place suck" disease when you got back?
Also, please google "franponais" ^^ you'll laugh if you understand two words of french.
Yes, I'm french and I've studied Japanese at the University (that was a long time ago). what a beautiful language... :)
MinbadTheFourth 2 years ago
But I love vacation pictures, after all I never have time to go on Vacation. How else I'm I suppose to live vicariously through other peoples vacations.
dalekkiller 2 years ago
Another great Phailhaüs. Since you bring it up, where can we see more of your vacation pictures, I'd love to see them and all the fun stuff you did.
fraszoid 2 years ago
I <3 you guys
glusol 2 years ago
"You keep using that word. I duna think it means what you think it means," ha ha ha havn't heard a qoute from that movie ever. I cant remember what the movie is called cause i forgot while typing this.
hyldago 2 years ago 3
The Princess Bride. Fantastic movie.
-Matt
loadingreadyrun 2 years ago 5
be glad you passed on denny's, its all japanese food, like fish soup
the harajuku thing isnt THAT big, just some high school kids cosplaying on sundays on a bridge but oh well
slack3r9 2 years ago
another person goes to japan, and i'm still stuck here in cali. oh well, good to have you guys back. that was the best vacation slide show i've seen XD
slade13 2 years ago
when i visited japan i turned a corner and saw the robot, i was so startled i wouldn't stop shaking for about 10 minutes....HE SHOOTS GIANT LASERS AND I WAS 8!
Oshinagaki 2 years ago
Who doesn't want a rough influence sausage?!?
PaddlefootCanada 2 years ago
i'm doinhg an exchange program there for a whole freaking year! which is odd because i can barely speak the english of america...
mas92 2 years ago
And the english of america is, itself, barely english.
:p
loadingreadyrun 2 years ago 13
Well, that all depends on who you talk to. I myself am American and I pride myself on being one of the few people I know who strives to use correct grammar and spelling.
The majority of my countries butchering of the English language is actually a blessing for me, as it makes me seem much smarter than I really am whenever I have to turn in an essay or write a paper for any of my classes.
DarkReaper1994 2 years ago 2
BLASTED VACATION PHOTOS
Vigafray 2 years ago
- HAHAHAH I'm swedish and I loved the Tomte part, hahah wtf !!!?!?
I should go to Japan .
Or maybe not .
ShiriniFTW 2 years ago
WOOT STUDIO GHIBLI!
XiaoLangXing 2 years ago
I want to go to japan now and be as ignorant an american as I can possibly be.
xXRaiFenrirXx 2 years ago 3
omg did graham die???
awesome phailhaus, but you pronounced crepe funny.
retteretter 2 years ago
How do /you/ pronounce crepe o__O
EmpressNova 2 years ago
normally you ignore the fact there's an e on it and pronounce it like crep rather then crape, at least in English (UK)
retteretter 2 years ago
ah its the correct-er way i guess xD
EmpressNova 2 years ago
Yeah, that was pretty much my experience over there. I was there for two months and the last week, McDonald's was amazing.
Zaszamonde 2 years ago
FLAP DUCK.
...Why is that so funny?
LevitheDreamer 2 years ago
I had no idea...
Neo0mega 2 years ago