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  • @CADAVERHUSK thanks for the wisdom george

  • I don't get why all the people are laughing,It's their ass and their future and their fucked up country that he talks about,but if an alien would have seen this...it would invent the ability to laugh just for this special moment.

    The logic that tells them to laugh instead of actually DO SOMETHING,is the same logic that has driven their entire country onto becoming the United States of Anti-brain.

  • @Wharwulif Well, you laugh or you cry. Laughing feels better.

  • @doggzma if laughing and crying are the only options,then people are in serious problems.

    I laugh because seeing humanity fall under their idiotic management of themselves is the best joke,since they keep looking at themselves has the "ultra" race,has the "best" thing in creation and their pride in themselves is the only huge thing about them.

    Imagining their faces when their entire civilization collapse-Is the punch line,and that is a heck of a fine joke =D

    And I won't cry for ruthless monsters

  • Logic wins over bullshit anyday .. carlin king of Logic

  • PLEASE COULD SOMEONE TYPE WHAT HE SAID ABOUT MUSLIMS' HEADGEAR: AT 1:10 DID HE SAY: MUSLIMS' CAFYA ?  THANKS IN ADVANCE

  • RIP

    the greatest comedian ever lived!

    he tell it like it is!

  • As much as i would like to enjoy his comedy and as much as i love comedy, it's just so hard to watch this guy when you are a believer of God.

  • @abdi5501boone Just snap out of it, forget the organized garbage..

  • @heynowable that's your opinion, and am certainly not gonna lecture you about it. But to me it just gives me sustainability in life and just an overall reason to live for something that's greater than just a materialistic world.

  • Guys, when listening to George Carlin, as well as laughing at the genius... also LISTEN to what hes saying!! he knows the system, and all that goes with it... trust me...

  • man i saw you back in the day 

  • you should put the other parts

  • 11 people thought they had the right to their opinion.

  • Joe bless George Carln

  • Hindus don't have a turban. Just wanna clear that up. But yea, I concur with most of what Carlin's saying.

  • Then why does the pope get to wear a hat? WTF!

  • @Germania1971 lol

  • The bible isn't science fiction, it's just fiction....

  • umm..... if an atheist goes to court and they ask them to swear on the bible, what do they do?

  • it cant get any better than this

  • ill tell u as much truth as the people who wrote that bible

    how do u like that

  • Rights come form you willingness to shoot the fucks that want to take them away.

  • Standup NOW for your Bill of Rights! Go read them, NOW!

  • @plalelal George Carlin would say this to you. FUCK YOU. *and I fuck her to*

  • George Carlin doesn't make me laugh... HE MAKES ME THINK!!!

  • Incomparably brilliant.

  • I cant believe 10 people disliked that... :?

  • @ghj6363 it was probably because of the swearing... it's the only reason anyone could possibly dislike Carlin. prudes.

  • rest in peace george

    you saved so many minds around the world

    cheers.

  • You know I think we should clone all the people that speak the truth kill off the ones that just so happen to be messing everything up and then make sure that the clone of George is running the whole thing

  • LOOOOOL his facial expression at 5:03 !!!!!

  • Hats are optional, motherfuckers! This is the philosopher of our times.

  • jajaja, i promise you people, george carlin is a slap of reality XD

  • these people shouldn't be cheering when he says that our bill of privileges are getting smaller and smaller every day, because he is right.

  • @unknownNusance haha that's why they are laughing. It's so depressingly hilarious that you just have to laugh.

  • George, I'm STILL waiting for you to return from the dead. I know if anybody can you will.

    Oh, hell, I guess your just too smart for THAT!

  • @morebullshi

    *you're

  • @morebullshi He doesn't want to rise from the dead because the world is more fucked up than when he was alive!

  • Is the government so stupid to just take away our "rights" and think nothing is going to happen?

  • are government is currupt...

  • " everybodys got a fukin hat! " lol

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  • He should have run for president,

    Every elected person from the school board to the president should have to listen to him 30 minutes a day.

  • "...then shoot the fuck and walk away" lol, man I miss George

  • Man I miss George

  • the whole world is screwed up with their religions and governments..america is said to be land of the free but to some point most americans discriminate against others..and yes i live in america and of couse all will call me a traitor but "freedom of speech" resides in america, i put quotations because freedom of speech has limitations on it making it not free speech...its said that "those who hate and discrimate are only afraid on what is different"..i could right a book on this stuff hahaha XD

  • then do it.

  • haha dont worry i am..and it's coming along pretty well XD

  • he fucking right its all bullshit and its bad for ya!

  • what if I'm on court they ask me to swer on the bible and I say, I'm sorry, but I do not believe in god, then what?

  • George would say, "I'll tell the truth as much as the fucking people who wrote that book!"

  • When I had to testify in court, I was instructed to simply raise my right hand and say "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, as ordered by the power of the high court." It probably varies by state - I bet in certain places they wouldn't want testimony from an atheist anyway. xD;

  • haha xD I see :P

    perhaps they've already had atheists in the court and did not wish to have an argument again xD

  • perhaps they want easier manipulated people so more innocents end up behind bars and more criminals run free. i hate the justice system i almost went to jail and i was framed meanwhile someone stole from my house and because he was a minor he didn't go to jail and i didn't get my stuff back and for reporting it my rental insurance cost more. why should being a kid excuse you from responsibility. man i miss Mr carlin he is the only person that ever made any sense.

  • then they tell you that you have to do it anyways otherwise you will be placed in jail

  • figures... if it made any sense at all I would be surprised!

  • i miss george. you may not have liked or agreed with everything he had to say, but he always gave everyone something to think about. he was a great comic and i wish i could have seen him live.

  • I wish he played God in a movie like George Burns did, but of course in his own way.

  • he was a cardinal in dogma that was probably his most religious role.

  • THEN YOU NEED TOO SEE THE LIGHT

  • @tatethompson1234 Maybe it's because this is more clever comedy? He's not only a comedian, but he is also a genius and basically slaps people from the illusion of religion and other hokus-pokus there is in this damned world. And he adds a comical twist to what he says, to get more people's attention.

  • Watching these vids made me think that the voice of God (Creator, Supreme Being, what ever yer having yerself, there) is speaking thru Carlin. Look at him, he almost LOOKS like a fairy-tale Male God-Head dispensing eternal wisdom, truth and compassion while his rap is destroying all the hypocrisy and bullshit that is inherent with organised religion...

  • kkl he knows he was a great american. carlin main message i believe is be an indivisual political parties n religons take that away.

  • come and join my new religion...

    you just have to swear on an upside down backwards brail bible with half the pages missing, except on a friday when you can swear on your mothers tits..

    hats optional

    :)

  • @jassi4010709 as long as i can wear the pointy bishop hat

  • @jassi4010709 Best comment ever :) :) thumbs up!

  • @jassi4010709 Best comment ever :) :) thumbs up!

    I wanna join that religion! :D

  • @jassi4010709 where do I sign?XD

  • @jassi4010709 you forgot the chinese part

  • @jassi4010709 im in and also we believe in the Sun and pray to Joe Pesci :D

  • Isn´t that pretty much what dudeism is alla about, man?

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  • @jassi4010709 is the bible chinese too? cause if it is , im in!

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  • ya know the guy WAS RICH, i AM SURE he had

    THOUSANDS of people who at any given moment would listen to him. I think he did all this involved, deep, introspection for us!... As well name 1 person you would love to have 50 beers with more than george carlin... just talking like would blow your mind i.e no super models but for real, what a thinker he was... r.i.p!

  • George Carlin was greater than God.......well there is no God.....but you get my point.

  • @Hunkola Maybe god is reality LOL...

  • @Hunkola I listen to George every morning, George Bless you!

  • @Hunkola well obviously you're full of shit. Ever heard of logic? Don't just spew syllogistic fallacies and expect people to take your atheist bullshit seriously.

  • @Hunkola It's easier to be greater than God. Just be real.

  • @Hunkola how do you know that?

  • "I swear on my Mom's Tits" Lol...!! HA ha!!

  • George was, is, & will always be the SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need people like him in the public eye.

  • A great finale for Carlin. This being his last HBO special, I think he did a superb job and it's good that he wrapped up his career (without knowing it) w/ something like this that is so spectacular and, personally, one of my favorite things he's ever done.

  • Felt like I channeled Carlin in that, lol...I haven't a clue why I wrote it...

  • *tear* I'll miss him...<-Like that means anything, I didn't know him personally, not many people did, so how can we say that "We'll all miss him," when we(the collective majority) never even see the man day to day? Would you normally say you miss someone you never met or never see but a few times a year? No. We Should say: We are all sorry that you had to pass away, since you have brightened our days and made us think about life more than anyone. Rest In Peace George Denis Patrick Carlin. Cunts.

  • Hmmm, You pulled a George. And btw- He didn't "Pass away", He fucking died :P :)

  • Carlin WOULD say something like that. He'd also say, "What is the big deal about saying 'Rest in peace'? Like I'm gonna rise from the grave and stalk you if you don't wish me peace and rest?" If he were somehow still able to communicate with us, he'd probably have a whole speech about sayings people have used to describe or talk about his death. I do feel his absence in the world already though... And I hate that my favorite person has now died.

  • nooo!!! why couldnt it have been carlos mencia, or dane cook??

  • yeah, lol

  • Why oh why couldn't it be Dennis Miller?

  • he may be dead but his funny informative stand-up shows will live on

    R.I.P. Carlin

  • RIP we all will miss u

  • we need to clone him so we can keep getting the truth from someone, at least

  • wow thats a damn good idea.

  • He is so right about the Bill of Rights. They are actually starting a forced dna database as well. 1984. Here we come.

    Read The Shock Doctrine- naomi klein

  • YEAAHHHHH AWESOME!!!

  • love it ! great post :)

  • Man this guy is a legend.

  • so true

  • 5/5

  • George Carling and Bill Hicks, simply the best...

  • Words of wisdom

  • This is one of the greatest peopleto ever live,

    question everything.

  • "Get fucking real." Amen. Please, people, get it together.

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @!!!!!

    I almost shit my self watching THIS!

    This is so fuking true and funny!

    Very effective way of getting the message out

  • Actually as of after 9/11 he is risking his life due to the fact that after 9/11 we have lost most of our rights as a citizen.

    Knowing that the Patriot Act has given the government to watch through our private lives and to arrest, or dispose of those who are acting un-american. (ex: the Democratic governors who are constantly in the news for having sex with prostitutes. Those news came from using the Patriot Act. And isn't it a little wierd that only Democrats are shown not Republicans)

  • Other comics don't even come close!

  • There is no one who can touch him. Comedy, philosophy, social commentary. No one is even close to Carlin. 50+ years in comedy, this guy is God.

  • It's not what you do that is the BS.

    It's why you do the things that you do that is the BS.

    The action of swearing on the bible in itself is not BS, why you swear on the bible is BS.

    Getting out of bed, going to work, paying bills are not BS in it self. Why you go to work and pay bills, that's BS.

  • I honestly can't think of a better system than the one we have. It really makes sense to me. Why I go to work? To make money. Why do I pay bills? There are some necessary things I need to live well- ie. car, place to live, student loans...you expect this stuff to be free? this stuff isn't BS- To me BS, is spending 50K on a car when you make 30K a year...or buying a home you can't afford and then expecting someone else to bail you out. Personal responsibility goes a long way in America.

  • Depends on the perspective.

    Student loan helps you to a job.

    For the government, it creates employees in surroundings which thought can be controlled and directed.

    When in debt, you owe somebody, something.

    If the government truly wanted A-class students. Why is it a student loan then?

    Why isn't a fully covered provided service then? Why spending billions on military, but not providing free education for everybody?

    People talk BS, you swallow it, because for you, there is just enough BS

  • i'm gonna change that look out for me just Got signed debut is next sunday

  • What's your definition of nonconformity?

  • Not being so influenced by everything put in your face through marketing/advertising... defining your own American dream...choosing to be a teacher because that's what you love and not being concerned about driving a ten year old car.

  • Don't you think its fucking stupid that you can get paid, educated and see the world if you are willing to fight.

    But when trying to develop you self by education, probably even providing something to mankind because of your education, you will end up in debt?

  • That's not pursuing your american dream.

    That's persuading you into a american dream.

  • What? I challenge you to name (within reason), one dream you can't pursue in this country.

    If your american dream is to live a totally carefree life, sit on a curb and collect change all day. Hey we'll even give you free food (soup kitchens) and a place to stay (homeless shelters). I don't get why people make excuses for not doing the things they want to do in this country. like the government is holding you down or something...give me a break

  • Ahh come on. That's exactly the fed and satisfying BS you need.

    What if you get sick and have no insurance?

    What if you loose your job and can't pay the house?

    What if your poor and can't get a scholarship?

    What if you work, but have no rights at all because your "illegal"?

    It's not just in the ability to pursue, but also in the possibility to pursue.

    Homeless shelters and soup kitchens are patches for the wounds, not solutions.

    Do they provide you with money, work or education to move on?

  • I got a feeling your thirty five and still live at home in your parents basement. Is that even remotely true? c'mon... be honest man.

  • nope, only 24.

    True I live in my parents house.

    Since my parents live abroad and I still study here, why shouldn't I?

  • If by willing to "fight" you mean soldiers, I could care less what perks they're given if they're willing to die in war for this country. that's retarded man. I mean think of the sacrifice they make and your concerned that they get to "see the world" for free. If you don't want to "fight" join the peace corp and see the world thay way. Hey we have great community colleges also and the stafford loan can easily cover the cost for an associates degree by the way.

  • Ah come on, who the fuck are they making the sacrifice for?

    Great community colleges? Don't make me fucking laugh! American education sucks big time and makes me happy not to be born American.

    Your right, I'm not American and damned happy about it.

    "Die for this country" Pff, yeah right.

    What does the country gain from their dead?

    You tell me.

  • America is sorry ass excuse for 1st world country.

    America only works as long as you contribute. If you don't or can't, screw you.

  • haha your funny man. I guess you never heard of welfare, public schools, medicare/medicade,unemployment­, social security. Trust me buddy I grew up in an area where many many people contributed nothing and got undeserved "assistance" from the gvmt. in the form of welfare. My brother is handicapped and contriutes nothing but gets taken care of pretty well and lives a nice life despite his condition. you're a little clueless man and it's frustrating.

  • I'm clueless?

    I have universal health care, 24hrs from birth till death.

    Almost no private schools, because the government offers free elementary and free books on elementary and high school for everybody.

    I have a labor union, giving me 24 paid vacation days at least, unlimited sick leave, a retirement fund for when I become 65 and a fund for when I can't perform my job anymore.

    We have social security for the immigrant, the criminal, the poor, the disabled, unemployed and so on.

  • And not just me, but every single citizen

    What you and your brother got, is just enough BS to be pleased and to shut up further.

    Like I said, your government is not giving you anything to cure you, just enough patchwork to stop the bleeding.

  • Man you talk about government like it's their job to "cure you" (whatever that means). why do you expect so much from them? do they know you, your needs, or what you want out of life? They're are a necessary evil. I really don't get this mentality where you expect a governing body with obvious selfish agendas to be the answer to all your problems.

  • A evil government body is only there, because you allow them. Why not replace or remove it all?

    If let somebody control the nation and also have to dedicate a significant part of my life(work=tax), I definitely expect something in return. And it better be good.

    Just because I'm a decent guy, I think this should be for every citizen. Specially those who can't afford it themselves and of course in case it happens to me.

    Why else have a government in the first place? What is their job?

  • So whats your point here. it sounds like you do alright for yourself.

  • yeah, alright.

    Could be better if people weren't so easily satisfied by tricks and gifts.

  • Well, I'm not a teacher, and I don't drive a car, but I am not influenced by everything put in my face by marketing/advertising (I don't watch TV, listen to the radio, or read magazines). I have defined my own American Dream (although I cringe to call it the "American Dream" I'd prefer to call it "my dream"). Do you fit your description of nonconformity?

  • Lol. I didn't mean to call you a mediocre mind and didn't intend to call myself a great spirit, I was simply quoting one of my favorite people in the context of conformity. I believe conformists to have mediocre/restricted minds. I was simply trying to get across what my opinion was with Einstein's quote. What would you suggest to start a revolution? How do we get people out of their coma of ignorance?

  • fuck americans-stupid, greedy, and selfish. scum of the earth.

  • classifying a whole country in any specific demographic is what is stupid.

    Starting your post with swears is also stupid, imo.

    There are a great many people in the USA who are sick and tired and maybe even a little scared of what is happening.

    most americans are brought up to believe that possessions and money are what matters.

    And if they are the scum of the earth, who is the cream of the earth? You? Me? China? Russia? Support your claims please.

  • there is no cream, but america is still scum. it's a corporation that is a haven for the rich. american greed destroys nature, creates too much control, and enslaves lower class people.

    you're very hated people.

  • i'm not american. You might realize that if you look at the context in which I wrote my message. I'm Canadian just like you.

    And AGAIN, i say you cannot classify a whole country in a specific demographic just because the leaders decided to do something bad.

    That is like hating all iraqi for Saddam's crimes, or hate all Germans for Hitler's.

    If we all play "Eye-for-an-Eye", the world will eventually go blind.

    I don't say your words are false, but that kind of group-think got USA in trouble.

  • my concern is, that the "smart" americans, don't do anything. do you see the extremes people are willing to go in europe, when they are opposed something?

    People in america cry and bitch but monday-friday, 9-5, it's business as usual. I wanna see a citizen uprise. The bush admin. is a monster of gigantic proportions and it can only be stopped if people display that they demand the truth.

  • why alex jones, he supports Ron Paul.

    like there is democracy

  • Actually, Hindus dont have ANY hats, and Sikhs only wear turbans coz their religion tells them not to cut their hair, so they bunch it together with a turban. I know its silly, but then, every religion is.

  • This man deserves immortality

  • "There aren't many countries that allow there citizens that privelage" ??? Oh really? You dont travel much, do you?

  • Oh, fuck, here we go again.

  • "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly." --Albert Einstein

  • I also think we both have different definitions of conformity. I don't think that conformity is doing something that someone else is doing. I think conformity is doing something someone else is doing, not for your own reasons, but just because you're afraid to stand alone and do what you really wanna do. I am never afraid to be a minority of one. Carlin obviously isn't, either. And I'm sure neither of us do things simply because everyone else is.

  • I'm not trying to imply Carlin is like an outlaw. I'm just saying that the Bush administration probably isn't going to invite him over to their house for tea and tell him to give the people of America a break from their bullshit and a chance to complain.

  • ya know, i'll take tat deal too. i'd have multiple charges for murder on my ass but ok

  • You don't know any Sikhs do you?

  • Outstanding!  Carlin is the Master! He's right on!

  • It's up to u what u do with ur life. But getting distracted to blind u from the facts is no way of living. Do good things because is the right thing to do, not because someone told u to do it. Don't let the mind control the inner u. The inner u should control the mind. With positive productive thinking we can improve our civilized society for everyone. Hope u can help in ur community.

    watch?v=zbR4jXfQqVU

  • Why is it necessary for the masses? Because they're stupid? Maybe they wouldn't be stupid if they weren't fed non-stop bullshit. This country didn't supply Carlin for us. It would really like, I'm sure to exterminate him. Conformists seem to me to be some of the least interesting people on the planet. Being a conformist will take you everywhere but get you nowhere. The only memorable people in history are the nonconformists: Gandhi, Lennon, JFK, Medgar Evers, Plato, Socrates, David Hume, etc.

  • don't forget the german and italian americans were also interned & their properties confiscated .....

  • We Lutherans are "hat's optional" generally speaking.

    Hat-wearage isnt about the church, more just about 'indoors, outdoors'

    -Qes

  • This is AWESOME. Please post more!!!

  • One wise man right there

  • watching this guy as an european living in the US must be the most uplifting thing to do... this guy is so realistic

  • 70 years old and the motherfucker is still sharper and smarter than most of us.

    a true american icon

  • You have to be willing to FIGHT for those rights

  • Enlighten me.

  • actually i think he has. Its called Hope or even Life.

    Some people don't believe in God, Just leave him alone for that.

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